I call bullshit.

[Headbanger]

First....Mrs Mac Pies.

Fuckin disgusting, One of the worst pies on the planet.Send em back to Aussie. I'm sick to death of seeing there shit pies muscle out the good-eating pies in all my favorite pie purchasing spots.

Secondly.

Anyone seen the twats with the car polish stands at BP servo's?, Thought one of them was a servo worker so failed to tell him to fuck off before he started his bullshit. And what bullshit it was, Polish in a can, no water required, use it on a dirty wagon, repels dust,protective lubricated layer.

Bullshit.

After three days of normal use you can't see where he polished my wagon, There is no polished finish, Looks just like the rest of the wagon.And the area he done on my wheel (look,dust can't stick to it) is now covered in dust, and the exact same shade as the rest of the wheel.

All this....for $40 fucking dollars a can.Yep, $40. I can wash and polish my wagon for a shitload less then $40.Hell, I can pay someone to do it and still have change left over for a pie.

Anyway, Getting petrol this morning I was approached by another of these twats, so I showed him where my wagon had been polished just 3 days earlier, I told him product was shit, That $40 was a rip, and he was a fuckin liar.

Ah he says, You must live on a farm :eek5::wari::wari::wari:

[buellbabe]

I agree about the car polish stuff...when the guy started to apply it to my car I said "whoah! don't you start rubbing a cloth over my paintwork that is covered in filthy itty bitty bits of grime...you will scratch it!"

He said " oh yes, sorry, it would be best to wipe all that off first ".
"but you just told me it is a cleaner as well so that doesn't make sense..."
to which he mumbled and then wandered off to annoy someone else.

Yep! its a rip!

But Mrs Macs pies????

Sorry but I LOVE THEM! I don't often eat a pie but when I do I always go for Mrs Macs...

[JimO]

i was in Wellington a couple of weeks ago and had borrowed a car off a mate and was filling it up prior to giving it back to him when one of those guys appeared and proceded to polish the boot i told him i wasnt interisted but he ovioulsy couldnt hear me so i walked away from him and paid then drove off with this guy trying to sell me a can as i left

[ready4whatever]

Yeah i've had those guys come up to me. i ask how much, then say no thanks. and theres nothing worse than a bad pie, a good one is getting harder to find nowadays

[Laxi]

and theres nothing worse than a bad pie, a good one is getting harder to find nowadays

try finding a piece of skin with finger print in your half eaten pie then:sick:

[Trudes]

Mrs Macs pies are yuck!!! Tui Pie all the way!!!!

[vifferman]

Never eaten one, but I just had a butter chicken pie from the bakery across the road. Mmmmmmmmm......
Pity I couldn't have a lager with it instead of a coffee. :weep:

[Hopeful Bastard]

Home made pies at the bakeries are wayy better than any pie ever made.. With REAL pieces of chunky steak and REAL mushrooms. Nice gravy in it.. But the real upside is the Meat OUTWEIGHS the Gravy! Nice crumby topping. FARRkk!! Im hungry now..

[Headbanger]

Dairy down the road has been stocking a budget pie in a plastic bag called an "Anderson", Eaten about 50 of them, Loving the chunks of meat. Plenty of flavour.

Of course, Not as good as the better pie places but not to shabby for a mass produced bit of filth.

Also like the Irvines Bacon and Egg, though the quality varies widely from shop to shop, presumably due to how they treat/heat em.

[Devil]

Mrs Macs chilli beef and cheese is fantastic. Nom nom nom!

[martybabe]

As a lucky happenstance, due to insatiable hunger pangs,I was forced to eat a Pac n slave pie the other week. A steak and tomato pie to be precise and I have to say it was bloody marvellous, crammed full of juicy steak, complimented by tangy Tomato, no gelatinous fillings to queer the mix, just enough gravy and darn good pastry.

Believing this to be a one off fluke, I have been forced to return on an almost daily basis just to be the first to witness the decline of this beautiful thing down to the ranks of an 'I told you it was too good to be true' disappointing ordinary Pie.

Some twenty pies later, I have to report that this sexy little number still makes me tingle in my naughty regions and I therefore have no hesitation in granting it an 8.5/10 on the KB roving pie critics scale. :drool::D

As for the wank polish that doesn't do what it says on the tin, I have a Garage full of such shit, the latest product claiming to remove any and all road n bug spooge from my motors. I'm sure if it was rubbed in gently with the aid of an angle grinder it may live up to this ridiculous claim but seeing as that is not an option, it sits with many other bottles of useless product slowly evaporating atop a cobweby shelf where all such crap belongs.:angry2:

[kiwifruit]

You shouldn't be eating pies, they are bad for your health :)

[XxKiTtiExX]

You shouldn't be eating pies, they are bad for your health :)


Especially apple pie..

[Hopeful Bastard]

Especially apple pie..



And lemon Meringue Pie..

MMMhmm! I think i might make that for dinner tonight.. :)

[Mr. Peanut]

Has anyone noticed Mrs Mac's getting younger? Woohoo! :Oops:

[vtec]

You guys are going to hate me.

Reading this made me hungry, so I went to the fridge to get one of those Big Ben steak and cheese numbers out of the 6 pack I bought at pak n save. I'm just about to head back to the Microwave to get it. I really enjoy them. But for some reason they are the only food that makes me break out in pimples and shit on my face.

[Drunken Monkey]

Sorry but I LOVE THEM! I don't often eat a pie but when I do I always go for Mrs Macs...

Oh...my...god...

Someone please put this poor person down now to stop her suffering...

[Big Dave]

Co-pilot's Cousin cleaned her husband's EH Holden with steel wool while he went fishing.
Looked fantastic till it dried.
I believe he could be heard three suburbs away when her returned.

The Pies are like Fosters Beer. Not for Domestic consumption.

[kwaka_crasher]

You guys are going to hate me.

Reading this made me hungry, so I went to the fridge to get one of those Big Ben steak and cheese numbers out of the 6 pack I bought at pak n save. I'm just about to head back to the Microwave to get it. I really enjoy them. But for some reason they are the only food that makes me break out in pimples and shit on my face.

How do you manage to shit on your face? You got a trapeze you swing from while eating the pie?

In any case, a pie out of a microwave is just the worst.

[Headbanger]

You shouldn't be eating pies, they are bad for your health :)

Kept me alive for 35 years, I reckon they are fantastic for your health.

[Insanity_rules]

OMG avoid avoid avoid that polish! Its something like F5 spray polish right? Do NOT put that shit anywhere near your paint job. It makes alloy brittle, eats clear coat and makes a beautiful mess of your car or bike. I have seen a damaged alloy wheel that was killed by not rinsing that stuff properly (not mine) and 3 months the wheel was stuffed.

Some twat-in-a-box tried to spray that shit on my car. I have a fairly new application of protecta on my paint job (shit have put on professionally and all you need is water) I had to jump in front of what he was doing or he was just going to do it. Told him he'd owe me $250 if he did that cause his shitty product would stip the coating I had just had applied. Twat replied "oh no this stuff will only enhance it". I informed him I just had my paintjob treated, then I told him about my mate who loaned his company a car for a trade display that now has to be repainted and have new wheels put on it. He ran away!

[JMemonic]

I had some bint try and spray that on the visor once, man did she jump when I said get the the fuck away from there, she proceed to tell me that its used on helicopter bubbles and plastics, I calmly explianed that it would be against all recommendations to use a hydrocarbon on such items and that if the aviation authorities found its use in such a manner they would most likely have a fit. I did ask what helicopters have bubble windows now but I think I had fried her brain by this point.

[nico]

i was in Wellington a couple of weeks ago and had borrowed a car off a mate and was filling it up prior to giving it back to him when one of those guys appeared and proceded to polish the boot i told him i wasnt interisted but he ovioulsy couldnt hear me so i walked away from him and paid then drove off with this guy trying to sell me a can as i left

well those beastards got me lol they found my weekness some hottie with big boobies and a low cut top dam it she proceded to clean my bike wheels as i stood and watched how could i say no he number didnt hurt either heheheheheheeee but yeah 40 bucks , it workes great on screens and visors to keep bugys off thats all i use it for

[Toaster]

You would probably have better results by polishing your car with the pie and sending the polish can back to Australia!

[gijoe1313]

So basically what this all adds up to is to use the spray on the pie and maybe some reaction may occur? :scratch: Possibly the military may investigate for further application as a deadly weapon.

[Str8 Jacket]

mmmmmm pies. I love pies. Not biased as long as it aint cold in the middle and it has mince and cheese in it.....

[HenryDorsetCase]

Dairy down the road has been stocking a budget pie in a plastic bag called an "Anderson", Eaten about 50 of them, Loving the chunks of meat. Plenty of flavour.

Of course, Not as good as the better pie places but not to shabby for a mass produced bit of filth.

Also like the Irvines Bacon and Egg, though the quality varies widely from shop to shop, presumably due to how they treat/heat em.

this made me laugh for some reason

[raftn]

I am sure the resident KB Pie expert "Fattmax" will be along soon to sort out this pie problem.

[Tank]

When it comes to pies - Miles Better pies in TeAnau FTW ! The wild venison pie is almost worth the ride from Auckland !

[avgas]

I always stop for an Oxford Pie.......only pie I will ever stop for.
Only found them out after fixing some kit in their factory. Have to say it is the second most cleanest factory in NZ.......second only to Jack Links, which is completely sterile.
Makes most of the medical factories look like a filthy mess in comparison to Oxford Pies and Jack Links.......I swear when you visit there you almost want to be cut up in that place when you die.
Big Ben pies are as hygienic as the goobers in your nose.

[Mudfart]

i dont eat pies coz im bodybuilding atm, i used to though, and i loved ponsonby pies until they became really commercialised, thats when all the quality will leave a pie. It will happen to your pavourite pie too.
Then when i lived in $10 tauranga, i ate maketu pies, bloody hell they were good.
as for polish.....whats that?

[Madness]

Personally I'd take a Mrs mac's over anything else in a dairy's pie warmer and even go so far as to say I'd prefer Mrs M over a Wild Bean Pie. You can't go past a Wild Bean coffee on the side of the road though and said coffee makes up for their cardboard flavoured pastry.

Oh, Mr Peanut - I thought you disappeared into oblivion yonks ago. Nice to have you back.

[DEATH_INC.]

Wild bean thai chicken is great! The best one's I've had though are from the lunchbar/cafe by the portage road ex roundabout in new lynn. Good coffee too. Mrs maks is shit in comparison
That spray polish stuff seems to work ok on anything I've tried it on....

[Blackshear]

They do that kinda shit sometimes at the Birkdale mall carpark.
I was coming down the travellator and, to my disbelief, saw a guy using his shit-in-a-can on my front guard to show a potential customer.
Motherfucker, back the fuck away from my motherfucking bike 'for I gut you.
You know what he did in response? "Hey, do you have a spare minute for me to show you this brill-"
'Seriously bro, you're this close to having a fist in your face. IN SOVIET RUSSIA, CUSTOMER GIVE YOU A SHINER!'

Still see the scour marks from him 'polishing' my dirty-as-hell guard.


Fuck.

[Pussy]

$40.00 per can for glorified "Multi". Piss off!!

And Mrs Mac's pies are shite

[Jdogg]

I dont even let an attendant pump my gas, let alone wash my pristine paint job with some shit spray....as for pies the best I have tried on my travels (which is alot) would be "rumour has it" bakery on Pioneer highway, palmerston north, would have to be the bees knees. a good ol kiwi boy, and he only charges $2.50 for the pies and $1.80 for V drinks such a nice change from all the rubbish (and over priced) asian pie shops that seem to be popping up on every corner (no offence to asians they just cant make a good pie)

[shafty]

i dont eat pies coz im bodybuilding atm, i used to though, and i loved ponsonby pies until they became really commercialised, thats when all the quality will leave a pie. It will happen to your pavourite pie too.
Then when i lived in $10 tauranga, i ate maketu pies, bloody hell they were good.
as for polish.....whats that?

I accept that you enjoyed MAketu Pies but when I was last out at Maketu, what to do? Have a pie or 2....I bought ONE, and really enjoyed it, so picked up another on the way outta town - talk about Piggy!

The second one was disgusting, undercooked, gristle everywhere - that one left the Subaru window at 100km/hr! :angry:

[Mudfart]

lol i guess in the second one you got the 70% snout and trotter.
you dont want to know what goes into the dog meat rolls. i went to a place that makes them, and my god the smell.
that was the workers, the boiling "meat" smelled pretty bad too.

[Trudes]

Immmmmmm Maketu Mussel Pies!!! :drool:

[peasea]

(no offence to asians they just cant make a good pie)

They can't do fish and chips either.

[Pussy]

Immmmmmm Maketu Mussel Pies!!! :drool:

The smoked fish ones are pretty good too, Trudy!

[twotyred]

They can't do fish and chips either.

as above...

[Trudes]

The smoked fish ones are pretty good too, Trudy!

Stinky old smoked fish eh, shoulda known you'd like those! :laugh:

[kwaka_crasher]

They can't do fish and chips either.

But their mammal burgers are to die for! :shifty: :corn:

[scumdog]

You shouldn't be eating pies, they are bad for your health :)

Remember, always blow on the pie.

Safer communities together.

[Smifffy]

Not seen this polish thing yet (thankfully) but it reminds me of the guys that hang out at the traffic lights in the tron. No matter what you say to them, they insist on spraying their filthy water from their little water sipper bottles onto your windscreen, and then attempt to smear it all around with a grit covered, clapped out squeegee.

Except this one time, when I saw that i was going to be front of the queue at the lights, so I made sure to stop a couple of metres shy of the designated spot. Sure enuff dude wanders back to me, I say "NO", the Moll says "NO" from the passenger seat, and of course he starts to squirt his little bottle of filth. I bang on the loud pedal and lurch forward one of those metres. His pants are now wetter than my windscreen.

Later I felt a little guilty, cos I probably could have hurt him, but oh well..

[oldrider]

Yeah i've had those guys come up to me. i ask how much, then say no thanks. and theres nothing worse than a bad pie, a good one is getting harder to find nowadays

Maybe they should just try polishing the pies, sounds like a match made in heaven! :shifty:

Best pies on the planet are "jimmys" from Roxburgh, throw away the pie and eat the bag! :whistle:

[Pixie]

Some twenty pies later, I have to report that this sexy little number still makes me tingle in my naughty regions

American Pie?

[Okey Dokey]

I can't believe that there is anyone who would say Mrs Mac's are a good pie!

[davebullet]

I can't believe that there is anyone who would say Mrs Mac's are a good pie!

As a hungover beer soaker - maybe.....

[kwaka_crasher]

I can't believe that there is anyone who would say Mrs Mac's are a good pie!

But... but... they have such a wholesome, home-cooked sounding name! :lol: