Hamilton Dec Hui. 19/12

[tri boy]

As promised a few months back, Kanny n tri boy are having a wee get together, and as we are located in Tainui country, the event will be known as "Kanny n Tri boys Dec Hui"
A calender thread will be set up, but basically if you who wish to attend a Pakeha Hui will need to registar on the calender thread, then I will PM you address details etc.
Nth Sth and East/West tribes and representatives are required to visit, otherwise triboy iwi can claim your women and land.(not the fat ugly ones either).
Heaps of space, BBQ, Beer,Camping,Some internal sleeping arrangements that will be allocated after "Koha" is promised.
Travel by gravel, seal, Moa, I couldn't care less.
Stay overnight, quick visit, start a sit in. Still don't care. Just don't steal my slice of cake, (yes, there will be cake)!
Riders and non riders welcome, and another Scrabble game is to be played to see who can join up the most outrageous words. Kanny is the ref again.
Time trails are to be arranged on the Skyteam 200 chinky bike, in the paddock, and hopefully the bonfire will get lit, as there is a big pile of prunnings and branches to be torched.
Lawn Badminton, Croquet, Swing Ball champs are also on the cards, as is possibly a kiwi round of "Fist of Zen". All these events require inibriated participants otherwise it will be silly fools looking like dorks.

Please post suitable rude replies, and intentions of attending.
Chur.:msn-wink:

[tri boy]

Ooops, forgot some pics.........

Pic1.
Entrance onto chez tri boys may look safe............

Pic2
But warriors are known to ambush, send your weakest ahead first as cannon fodder.

Pic3.
Your official welcoming onto the Marae starts here. You may be challenged. (depends on kanny's stress levels)

Pic4.
Once on the Marae, you can settle in and enjoy. Bring your happy face:D

[Eddieb]

bugger, make it a day later and I could probably be there.

It's bloody close to xmas, I suspect a lot of people with be busy getting organised for that.

[dino3310]

well this Ngaite rangi lad will be keen to crash a Tainui hui.

[tri boy]

bugger, make it a day later and I could probably be there.

It's bloody close to xmas, I suspect a lot of people with be busy getting organised for that.
Rock up Sunday if you like. I'm sure people will be either getting ready to do a ride somewhere, or some will want to just hang out.
I won't be joining/meeting riders like on the previous rides, you lot are big enough, and definitely ugly enough to get here by yourselves. Failing that Crisis can get you lost out the back of Naike I'm sure.
Dec is a shitty time, but my mum couldn't keep me inside her until after xmas, so she dropped me out just before xmas. (yeah, its my B/day w/end too).
Treat the Hui as the meeting point for your last ride before Santa does a "break n enter" at your digs.:laugh:

[dino3310]

hey if bugga all show up thats fine, more cake for me and i fucken love cake.
i could pop round prior to said function and do some food taste tests if you like and i can check if the alcohol is up to standard:laugh:

[MXNUT]

i could pop round prior to said function and do some food taste tests if you like and i can check if the alcohol is up to standard:laugh:

Oi .. Deano back off ..................:spanking:

I am the official / officous alcohol tester :stupid:

[dino3310]

Fine then, i'll test the food, am i allowed to bring a chillibin for a doggy bag.

[tri boy]

Fine then, i'll test the food, am i allowed to bring a chillibin for a doggy bag.

Your first up, wearing the pink tutu, and walking the "valley of the jandal".

[chanceyy]

:cry: bugger will be up a week or so later than this date :cry: and two other events to go to down here (screw the work do :lol: )

[dino3310]

Your first up, wearing the pink tutu, and walking the "valley of the jandal".

pink eeeew, what about i just wear the blue one i were at home:msn-wink:

[junkmanjoe]

ill set up camp in front of your house.. that be ok aye...

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/picture.php?albumid=2225&pictureid=34638
the girls with the goggles on will be in the jelly pit at 4pm........tickets please....
JMJ

[dino3310]

bwaaaah hahahahah, looks like my house before i started having kids

[Crisis management]

Where's me personalised invite ya slack bastid! :spanking:










Sounds like a good day and it looks like I can do the saturday but need to be back in Aucks for the evening, I shall attempt to not get lost getting there.

Iain

[tri boy]

Where's me personalised invite ya slack bastid!

Iain

Please come to my birpday party.


ill set up camp in front of your house.. that be ok aye...

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/picture.php?albumid=2225&pictureid=34638
the girls with the goggles on will be in the jelly pit at 4pm........tickets please....
JMJ
Those girls are overdressed. Please remedy this issue.

[junkmanjoe]

NO no....thats after 6pm.....the late show...:Police:

[bart]

Most of them are wearing masks. They must be Fugly.

[young1]

Well there is no show without punch, so Leanne and I will be there for sure (Fleetwood Mac are playing that weekend here in the Naki and I am meant to be having visitors from welli, but since I suggested that he could sell his two spare tickets to Leanne and I for half price I haven't heard anything back - so f@#k him!!). Was that too blunt?

As we are of course Te Atiawa descendants (well I was born in the Naki) I am sure that we will be welcomed into Tainui country, we can assist that process with the Captain (not Cook the thieving bastard) but Morgan - that fine spirit from the Caribbean!!

:-)

Mike and Leanne

(We might have to drive up and not ride up but we will be there!)

[marks]

Well there is no show without punch, so Leanne and I will be there for sure (Fleetwood Mac are playing that weekend here in the Naki and I am meant to be having visitors from welli, but since I suggested that he could sell his two spare tickets to Leanne and I for half price I haven't heard anything back - so f@#k him!!). Was that too blunt?

As we are of course Te Atiawa descendants (well I was born in the Naki) I am sure that we will be welcomed into Tainui country, we can assist that process with the Captain (not Cook the thieving bastard) but Morgan - that fine spirit from the Caribbean!!

:-)

Mike and Leanne

(We might have to drive up and not ride up but we will be there!)

will you be taking any rum?

[tri boy]

will you be taking any rum?
NgatiRaumati need a representative at the Hui, otherwise the tri boy iwi claim that lump of dirt n rock just of the coast. (not Australia, that little one, that divers like to poach from)

[young1]

will you be taking any rum?

Does a 2 stroke smoke?

[marks]

NgatiRaumati need a representative at the Hui, otherwise the tri boy iwi claim that lump of dirt n rock just of the coast. (not Australia, that little one, that divers like to poach from)

you can have Kapiti - just don't take the Mungatooks....

I am commencing the initial phases of domestic maneuvering (I voluntarily smiled at 'shmbo' this morning) - but it is far from a certain outcome (the 'cost' of each ride seems to escalate....)

I have a score to settle with you over certain drunken abusive messages left on my phone so I will do my best :yes:


Does a 2 stroke smoke?

only when its trying to keep up with a fat arsed 990

[clint640]

Woo-Hoo! Pretty sure that weekend is clear so I should be there.

Cheers
Clint

[.chris]

Definatly keen, have to see closer to the date tho, but a quick duck down the road should not be hard to organise.

[dino3310]

Definatly keen, have to see closer to the date tho, but a quick duck down the road should not be hard to organise.

not far from youre uncles place to mate

[Rosie]

:wari::wari::wari:

Now I just need a KTM bikini so I can win the jelly wrestling :shifty:

[dino3310]

:wari::wari::wari:

Now I just need a KTM bikini so I can win the jelly wrestling :shifty:

just borrow JMJs :lol:

[junkmanjoe]

:wari::wari::wari:

Now I just need a KTM bikini so I can win the jelly wrestling :shifty:

Hmm...ill sort that out for you Rosie.... if i supply it, you have to wear it....:eek:
KB Law.....:Police:

[carver]

Your first up, wearing the pink tutu, and walking the "valley of the jandal".

can i come?

[tri boy]

can i come?

Yeah, I'll let Warr, Mental etc know in the coming weeks.

[carver]

Yeah, I'll let Warr, Mental etc know in the coming weeks.

sweet, what bike should i bring?

[NordieBoy]

sweet, what bike should i bring?

All of them!

[carver]

All of them!

i only have two left!

[tri boy]

sweet, what bike should i bring?

It's not a rally/event/or even a ride out. Just friends/family etc getting together to laugh and socialise.
Those riding to it from out of town are doing the rides.
Most of us ride zimmer frames, we're that old. You'll be bored in five minutes.

[carver]

It's not a rally/event/or even a ride out. Just friends/family etc getting together to laugh and socialise.
Those riding to it from out of town are doing the rides.
Most of us ride zimmer frames, we're that old. You'll be bored in five minutes.

i will jump up and down screaming, "look at me!!!!!"

so go out, get pissed, and ride home?

[Crisis management]

Most of us ride zimmer frames, we're that old.

Oi, I resemble that remark, I'll have you know that with my new improved catheter and bag I can get 120kms to the piss stop.

[That looks like fun]

Is a piss stop like a piss take? <_< Its the simple things in life that confuse me :bleh:

[Crisis management]

Is a piss stop like a piss take? <_< Its the simple things in life that confuse me :bleh:

No, thats called recycling, which is like a bicycle but sideways.

[marks]

Oi, I resemble that remark, I'll have you know that with my new improved catheter and bag I can get 120kms to the piss stop.

pull the catheter out of the bag and stuff the end up your bum

you will then have the worlds only 640a with closed loop injection



try and avoid farting while using this configuration - you could rupture your wiener :no:

[Bass]

pull the catheter out of the bag and stuff the end up your bum

you will then have the worlds only 640a with closed loop injection



try and avoid farting while using this configuration - you could rupture your wiener :no:

The mind boggles.
Actually another possible consequence of farting with this configeration might be inflating your bollox and increasing your ground clearance, but at the cost of raising your centre of gravity.
Not sure about the effect on ride comfort tho'

[marks]

The mind boggles.
Actually another possible consequence of farting with this configeration might be inflating your bollox and increasing your ground clearance, but at the cost of raising your centre of gravity.
Not sure about the effect on ride comfort tho'

you'd look a bit like this....

http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xc/83883361.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=6C4008C0FD9EB5A5C226E8611DC3507D4289612369869D7F F11BF38D512EB44F

I appreciate that the kid in the photo has much more hair than Iain but I figured the mental ages were similar

[Crisis management]

I appreciate that the kid in the photo has much more hair than Iain but I figured the mental ages were similar

Bastid.....he's got the same foot to ground problems I've got on the 640 as well.

[kanny]

Well i would like to see a few of the old faces that i miss.Now that i dont have a gravel bike :shifty:

[dino3310]

theres still 2 adv bikes in the garage, no excuses :bleh:

[JATZ]

pull the catheter out of the bag and stuff the end up your bum

you will then have the worlds only 640a with closed loop injection



try and avoid farting while using this configuration - you could rupture your wiener :no:


The mind boggles.
Actually another possible consequence of farting with this configeration might be inflating your bollox and increasing your ground clearance, but at the cost of raising your centre of gravity.
Not sure about the effect on ride comfort tho'


you'd look a bit like this....

Image removed to avoid confrontation

I appreciate that the kid in the photo has much more hair than Iain but I figured the mental ages were similar

You bastids....... Just wasted a mouthfull of good coffee while reading these, but on the + side, bogeys will taste better.

[tri boy]

Calender thread is up.
Kanny has already started getting some stuff organised, and making lists.
The big question is, what flavour B/day cake??:scratch:
I'm not a huge cake eater, but can scoff down most types, so please add suggestions.

[dino3310]

Calender thread is up.
Kanny has already started getting some stuff organised, and making lists.
The big question is, what flavour B/day cake??:scratch:
I'm not a huge cake eater, but can scoff down most types, so please add suggestions.

a fookin giant chocolate mud cake:banana:

[Rosie]

a fookin giant chocolate mud cake:banana:

Mud cake would be appropriate.

And big enough that a couple of saucy young 690 Enduros can jump out of it :cool:

[dino3310]

Mud cake would be appropriate.

And big enough that a couple of saucy young 690 Enduros can jump out of it :cool:

na a couple of 200cc LIFANs would be better :lol:

[Phreaky Phil]

Sorry we wont be able to make it, You picked the night of Fleetwood Mac:rockon: to have a party on !!!

[tri boy]

No worries Phil.
Kanny is getting serious about "lists" of things to do:blink:
So I best pull my finger out, and get on with it:sunny:

[Cary]

Thought this was another protest ride thread :laugh:

Just shifted my work do to the Friday night so I can make it, supposed to marshal at Hampton Downs that day to....... :Punk:

[dino3310]

baby sitters booked so me and wifey will be there :woohoo:
so i'l be on good behavior :crybaby:

[Cary]

Not sure what time your starting Brent but looks like I'm going to have to make it just a visit as my work do has been moved back(I was out voted!) to Sat arvo......:crybaby:

[jafar]

I should be able to make this one, will be on my way back from wellywood :beer:

[tri boy]

Kanny's lists seem to include alot of manual labour:crazy:
But besides that, things are falling into place. I did a practice run on the BBQ yesterday just to make sure I can turn sausages while drinking a beer still. I think I need more practice before the gig:yes:
Remember there is a heap of room, tents are welcome, mattresses available, but the spare room hasn't been allocated yet. I'll let kanny sort that, so if your not tenting it, just bring a sleeping bag as there are pillows/sheets/blankets here.
Cake looks like it will be a choc one, and dessert is still being sorted.:rockon:

[.chris]

Kanny's lists seem to include alot of manual labour:crazy:
But besides that, things are falling into place. I did a practice run on the BBQ yesterday just to make sure I can turn sausages while drinking a beer still. I think I need more practice before the gig:yes:
Remember there is a heap of room, tents are welcome, mattresses available, but the spare room hasn't been allocated yet. I'll let kanny sort that, so if your not tenting it, just bring a sleeping bag as there are pillows/sheets/blankets here.
Cake looks like it will be a choc one, and dessert is still being sorted.:rockon:

Can I reserve a mattress or a couch please?
I can't seem to get hold of a tent small enough to take on the bike with me.

Definitely keen for a few quiets and some cake.

[dino3310]

Can I reserve a mattress or a couch please?
I can't seem to get hold of a tent small enough to take on the bike with me.

Definitely keen for a few quiets and some cake.

come on mate wheres your adventure spirit.
wharehouse, $6..... 6x4 tarp, cover you and the bike, it is summer. :laugh:

[.chris]

come on mate wheres your adventure spirit.
wharehouse, $6..... 6x4 tarp, cover you and the bike, it is summer. :laugh:

I think for an Aucklander the fact I am going south of the Bombays is adventure enough :blink:

[Bass]

Kanny's lists seem to include alot of Manual Labour:
Who invited that Spanish bastard?

[tri boy]

Not sure what time your starting Brent but looks like I'm going to have to make it just a visit as my work do has been moved back(I was out voted!) to Sat arvo......:crybaby:

Buggar.
We will be around from Fri night giving the "bar leaners" a test run, and Sat from Sparrows fart thru to the wee hours of Sun, then up for brekky and a casual Sunday, so feel free to drop in anytime:yes:

Mattress ready for the KTM rider, and scrabble board primed for Bass if he can make it.
Could be a pretty good day/night going by various peoples interest, freinds/workmates/family/dirty filthy motorcyclists..............

[.chris]

Crap, sorry guys I am going to have to bail on the Hui, I have been double booked with child wrangling duties at a kids party. :mad:

[Crisis management]

Well, I will be down at some point early afternoon but have to be back in jaffa land for the evening!

[tri boy]

Well, I will be down at some point early afternoon but have to be back in jaffa land for the evening!

:clap:
Excellant! Hoping you could make an appearance Ian.
It will feel like Elvis has entered the building. (not saying that you are fat/a drug user/wear gawdy clothes. Or am I...................:rolleyes:
I'll send the PM's out either tonight or Tues. Things are falling into place, and I have had several beers over the last week, to get a feel for the cheap as bar leaners I knocked up, and practicing on the BBQ.:rolleyes:

[tri boy]

Send me a PM if you haven't received one. (cept Dino etc, your a given)
Kanny has put some steamers up:wari:

[Cary]

Hey mate, sorry to say I'm out, just when I'd convinced Paula to come along to.

Have a great night and i'll be sure to see you in the new year.

[tri boy]

No worries Cary, me n Dino will represent the "Bush Pig" Iwi.:msn-wink:

[MXNUT]

No worries Cary, me n Dino will represent the "Bush Pig" Iwi.:msn-wink:

What time is kickoff for said HUI ???? :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :woohoo:

[tri boy]

What time is kickoff for said HUI ???? :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :woohoo:

Call in any time between 1pm -2am.
You can do a shift on the barby:2thumbsup

[Crisis management]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/3169909/Gunshots-end-days-of-partying-in-Hamilton


Party still on or am I too late??????

[Waihou Thumper]

night in Hammy....
You see, he was only shot in the knee.....They must have been really good mates...:lol: OR having a debate between the pros and cons of KLR v DR v KTM and BMW...
Wait until you guys come down.....:)

[Phreaky Phil]

Happy Birthday Brent. Enjoy Your day.:beer: And from Dawn, a:hug:

[dino3310]

oh what a night......late december back in 009.....

coool night coool food coool drinks with coool people, just fucken cool man :woohoo:

[tri boy]

We had those two BBQ's cranking bro!:headbang:
What can I say guys n gals, that was one hell of a very cool get together:woohoo:
Just hearing the different conversations round the tables, from people of all walks of life was awesome.
I need to thank everyone for a truly wicked night.:yes:
But most importantly, Kanny, for being the best partner a dopey bloke like me could wish for.:love:

[dino3310]

But most importantly, Kanny, for being the best partner a dopey bloke like me could wish for.:love:

yeah you got that right bro:innocent:

big ups to kanny for all the prep work :woohoo: fantastic job

[jafar]

Good night thanks Triboi & Kanny, sorry i had to bugger off as it was getting interesting . :Oops:

[tri boy]

Good night thanks Triboi & Kanny, sorry i had to bugger off as it was getting interesting . :Oops:

Thank you mate:yes:
And thanks for bringing that whore mongering "Bear" back from yungatart and crew. He hasn't changed any of his filthy habits since he went chasing European tail.
He will be booted out shortly, once a tolerant motorcyclist can be found.:bash:
The evening got more interesting, right to the very end, where Clint and myself went "Turkey hunting". We almost talked mxnut into Turkey sampling, but he had amazing will power:yes:

[jafar]

Thank you mate:yes:
And thanks for bringing that whore mongering "Bear" back from yungatart and crew. He hasn't changed any of his filthy habits since he went chasing European tail.
He will be booted out shortly, once a tolerant motorcyclist can be found.:bash:
The evening got more interesting, right to the very end, where Clint and myself went "Turkey hunting". We almost talked mxnut into Turkey sampling, but he had amazing will power:yes:

Pooey 2 perhaps?

Now If I had known you had Wild Turkey mate :bash:

[marks]

The evening got more interesting, right to the very end, where Clint and myself went "Turkey hunting". We almost talked mxnut into Turkey sampling, but he had amazing will power:yes:

where are the photos
this is all just so much bullshit without photos :bash:

[tri boy]

Bloody Fugi software has locked my uploads out. Frustrating, plus I didn't take any pictures that are incriminating enough to bribe people with.
Just wish I had the camera handy when my bro in law failed to climb over the wire fence.(He did manage to prevent the Turkey from bleeding out by cradling it as he slammed into grass)

[trustme]

Many thanks to 'Your good self' & 'The way better half' for your hospitality.
We are home safe & a good time was by all.
Cheers Trustme & Trusther.

[Bass]

Many thanks to 'Your good self' & 'The way better half' for your hospitality.
We are home safe & a good time was by all.
Cheers Trustme & Trusther.

Seconded with bells on

[clint640]

:
The evening got more interesting, right to the very end, where Clint and myself went "Turkey hunting". We almost talked mxnut into Turkey sampling, but he had amazing will power:yes:

Mmmmm... Rare Breed...:yes:

Thanks guys for a great time! We had a nice cruisy run yesterday, taking in a few backroads to the Oko then on home.

Cheers
Clint

[yungatart]

And thanks for bringing that whore mongering "Bear" back from yungatart and crew. He hasn't changed any of his filthy habits since he went chasing European tail.
He will be booted out shortly, once a tolerant motorcyclist can be found.:bash:


Oooh, aaah, yes, umm, sorry about that...he was delayed...customs...I think..they took one look at him and because he didn't have a passport and looked filthy and dishevelled and somewhat hungover (too many Belgian beers!), they would keep him for a while....plus, I think he missed his connecting flight from Frankfurt...probably chasing bear...or beer...
He loved Belgium, but alas, few piccies....this is a family site, after all!