How to become a Moderator?

[Maha]

How does one become a moderator?
Do you get nominated?
Do you nominate yourself?
Are you invited?
Is there criteria?
Would the criteria be that you are deemed a member (senior or otherwise) that shows a high level of forum etiquette?

[nallac]

so in other words not you or me,

[Bren]

I nominate Mark to be a Moderator for the scooter section!!!!:bleh:

[Maha]

so in other words not you or me,

I may fail on at least one point, not all........:eek:


I nominate Mark to be a Moderator for the scooter section!!!!:bleh:

Submissions close tomorrow at 5pm so I hear.

[huff3r]

Do they have to have good grammar TO become a moderator?

[Maha]

Do they have to have good grammar TO become a moderator?

Thats the area I shall have to scrub up on...
There you are, all fuxed, easy when you know how.

[_STAIN_]

seems to be a 50/50 thing, doubt you could qualify for the prate side

[Maha]

seems to be a 50/50 thing, doubt you could qualify for the prate side

Possibly not, one liners are my forte'.....:laugh:

[Virago]

To qualify as a Moderator, you must:

a) Be incredibly good looking;

b) Have a sound understanding of what constitutes really good fellatio;

c) Have the financial ability to pay very large bribes to Mental Pants;

d) Have the physical ability and stamina to go fuck yourself at least three times a day.

[Mom]

To qualify as a Moderator, you must:

a) Be incredibly good looking;

b) Have a sound understanding of what constitutes really good fellatio;

c) Have the financial ability to pay very large bribes to Mental Pants;

d) Have the physical ability and stamina to go fuck yourself at least three times a day.

And here was me thinking you had to have a full head of hair, and the figure of Adonis :D

[Mully]

d) Have the physical ability and stamina to go fuck yourself at least three times a day.

Now that is funny

[Kickaha]

To qualify as a Moderator, you must:

a) Be incredibly good looking;

b) Have a sound understanding of what constitutes really good fellatio;

c) Have the financial ability to pay very large bribes to Mental Pants;

d) Have the physical ability and stamina to go fuck yourself at least three times a day.


You're fucked on point A, you must have been real good at the other three to get through

[DMNTD]

To qualify as a Moderator, you must:

a) Be incredibly good looking;

b) Have a sound understanding of what constitutes really good fellatio;

c) Have the financial ability to pay very large bribes to Mental Pants;

d) Have the physical ability and stamina to go fuck yourself at least three times a day.

Sorted...when do I start?

[Kickaha]

Sorted...when do I start?

You'd need to get a haircut

[DMNTD]

You'd need to get a haircut

I wax...where's the problem? :eek:

[Str8 Jacket]

Sorted...when do I start?

<Bring on the banana's!!>

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[Virago]

And here was me thinking you had to have a full head of hair, and the figure of Adonis :D

No, no, no. I have a full figure, and give head like Adonis...

[Mom]

No, no, no. I have a full figure, and give head like Adonis...

:doh: Silly me :laugh:

[Maha]

Choose your word wisely and make them sweet, for they become a menu and ye shall have to eat.

Or as Bruce Beetham once said and I quote ''Well, ya know ya never know ya know''.....:niceone:

[Maha]

To qualify as a Moderator, you must:

a) Be incredibly good looking;

That goes without saying

b) Have a sound understanding of what constitutes really good fellatio;

Yip, read all his Books

c) Have the financial ability to pay very large bribes to Mental Pants;

Will he take Koha?

d) Have the physical ability and stamina to go fuck yourself at least three times a day.

So one less than normal then?



All questions answered, is the key in my hand yet?

[riffer]

To be honest, having been one, I'd say that if anyone actually wants to be a mod, they are patently unqualified for the job.

I don't have a thick enough hide for the job.

[Maha]

To be honest, having been one, I'd say that if anyone actually wants to be a mod, they are patently unqualified for the job.

I don't have a thick enough hide for the job.

I know some of the exisiting have thick hides, I have a number of them...:laugh:

[Qkkid]

Its a democracy not a monarchy :lol:

[Hitcher]

Would the criteria be that you are deemed a member (senior or otherwise) that shows a high level of forum etiquette?

Fucked if I know. I logged in once day and found I'd gone navy blue.

The best part is being able to read what people type before they hit the Submit Reply button.

[Hitcher]

and give head like Adonis...

One hopes that that's better than getting a hand job from Venus de Milo...

[Virago]

...The best part is being able to read what people type before they hit the Submit Reply button.

Another secret leaked...

[Qkkid]

The best part is being able to read what people type before they hit the Submit Reply button.

Seeing the moderators private pms is also fun:bleh:

[Hitcher]

Seeing the moderators private pms is also fun

There's nothing private about my PMS. Trust me on that.

[Mental Trousers]

How does one become a moderator?
Do you get nominated?
Do you nominate yourself?
Are you invited?
Is there criteria?
Would the criteria be that you are deemed a member (senior or otherwise) that shows a high level of forum etiquette?

To (finally) answer the question, the only way is to be nominated by a current mod when we think more are needed. The person nominated then has to have the agreement of all of the other Mods before a final tick from those with the red names. After that, an invite is sent and that's the first the person knows about the whole process.

So basically, it doesn't matter how many people say Carver should be a mod, it's not going to happen unless the Mods agree!!

[Qkkid]

There's nothing private about my PMS. Trust me on that.
:laugh: You know me Mr Hitcher i trust ya:msn-wink:

[Maha]

Damn!...I guess my plight is over........:headbang:

[Hitcher]

Damn!...I guess my plight is over

You've got better odds than Carver...

[Maha]

You've got better odds than Carver...

I got better everything than carver.
Spet I cant ride over a bridge so that something hes got over me.

Edit: 'Sept he may speel better than me.

[Maha]

Fucked if I know. I logged in once day and found I'd gone navy blue.

The best part is being able to read what people type before they hit the Submit Reply button.


You what??

[Dean]

Ixion - ACC levy forum and Biker Politics and law.
Katman - Biker Politics and law, engine clutch transmission, survival skills, electrical system.
Dpex - Sport/road bikes forum, racing.
Maha - Rant n Rave, meetings and events.
Howdamhard - General Maintenance, online trading.
Lula - Biker angels, bike gear.
Carver - Trials, Stunt riding.

I think these are VERY fair, to the mods put these up next time you need to select new peeps.

[vifferman]

I think these are VERY fair, to the mods put these up next time you need to select new peeps.
You're forgetting something:
KiwiBiker is NOT a democracy.

How it functions has little to do with what you or I think about how it should run.

Frinstance, moderators are chosen seemingly arbitrarily; bling is awarded not according to the worthiness of content but according to whether or not it is puerile enough to tittilate the blinger; and the slice of 'reality' presented here is a strange, drug/testosterone addled version of what goes on in MeatSpace(TM).

[Dean]

You're forgetting something:
KiwiBiker is NOT a democracy.

How it functions has little to do with what you or I think about how it should run.

This is NOT how "I" think it should be run, if this WERE democracy I would vote ME as mod for rant n rave, and vote to releive Virago of his duty as moderator.

Dont be angry because you didnt make the list.:bleh: IN KIWIBIKER IF YOU'RE NOT FIRST YOU'RE LAST!

[Ender EnZed]

So whose influence is it that keeps the pr0nographic content of KB below 50%?

[one-speed]

You'd need to get a haircut
And a Bike lol:)

[Dean]

So whose influence is it that keeps the pr0nographic content of KB below 50%?

Who?:confused:

[Ender EnZed]

Who?:confused:

I dunno. That's why I was asking. It's not Spank or Mental Pants.

[vifferman]

Dont be angry because you didnt make the list.:bleh:
Who said I was angry? :laugh:
What list? :confused:

[Dean]

I dunno. That's why I was asking. It's not Spank or Mental Pants.
I think some things arent meant to be known/found.

Who said I was angry? :laugh:
What list? :confused:
The list, official list of future moderators. The thing that I have found about Kiwibiker is if you dont ask or expect things will be givin to you, you get it. They give positions to be people who dont seek fame or attention or anything, the humble ones inherit.

[vifferman]

The thing that I have found about Kiwibiker is if you dont ask or expect things will be givin to you, you get it. They give positions to be people who dont seek fame or attention or anything, the humble ones inherit.
No, that can't be right.
I'm sure it has something to do with rhyme and reason (or more correctly, the lack thereof). This is Kiwi Biker we're talking about, y'know.

[EJK]

Yeah, Bold KB ID is a cool bling to have.

[Dean]

No, that can't be right.
I'm sure it has something to do with rhyme and reason (or more correctly, the lack thereof). This is Kiwi Biker we're talking about, y'know.

Sometimes you need to get outside the box, to see what was inside the whole time.:msn-wink:

[vifferman]

Sometimes you need to get outside the box, to see what was inside the whole time.:msn-wink:
What - you mean like the other forums I currently belong to, or have in the past? (These number...ooh...[counts]... about eleven, of various sorts.

Of these, apart from one "By invitation only" VFR forum, KB has by far the loosest administration, and probably the largest membership.
What's inside? "It's like a box of choc-o-lates..."

[Cheshire Cat]

Drink Beer Smoke Ciggies

[Cheshire Cat]

To qualify as a Moderator, you must:

a) Be incredibly good looking;

b) Have a sound understanding of what constitutes really good fellatio;

c) Have the financial ability to pay very large bribes to Mental Pants;

d) Have the physical ability and stamina to go fuck yourself at least three times a day.

YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!:2guns:

[Maha]

Ixion - ACC levy forum and Biker Politics and law.
Katman - Biker Politics and law, engine clutch transmission, survival skills, electrical system.
Dpex - Sport/road bikes forum, racing.
Maha - Rant n Rave, meetings and events.
Howdamhard - General Maintenance, online trading.
Lula - Biker angels, bike gear.
Carver - Trials, Stunt riding.

I think these are VERY fair, to the mods put these up next time you need to select new peeps.

Not overly keen on the list Dean, I love them all but, I want the whole fucking thing!...:shifty:

[Dean]

Not overly keen on the list Dean, I love them all but, I want the whole fucking thing!...:shifty:

Hehe, from what I see you are as capable as Hitcher to be a Moderator. Looking at your record, its fairly clean you have a very good reputation on here, has regular access to KB daily and has given lots to the KB community I dont think anyone can deny all this. If you were elected mod what forums would you rule? (oh the powaarr!:Police:).

[Maha]

Hehe, from what I see you are as capable as Hitcher to be a Moderator. Looking at your record, its fairly clean you have a very good reputation on here, has regular access to KB daily and has given lots to the KB community I dont think anyone can deny all this. If you were elected mod what forums would you rule? (oh the powaarr!:Police:).

But I dont have access to a pc during the day, all the rest of what you say is true...:eek: Aint it funny how people think you want be something just because you ask how to become one? I wonder how you become a dentist? I dont wont to be one of those either...:no:

Mmmmm if I were a mod what what forum would I want? PD! the most used and informative forum on here.:shifty: I beleive PD needs Moderator, just to put posts back into cirulation

[paddy]

Fucked if I know. I logged in once day and found I'd gone navy blue.

The best part is being able to read what people type before they hit the Submit Reply button.

Lol. What I am thinking now then? :-)

[Maha]

Lol. What I am thinking now then? :-)

You are now thinking ... is Hitcher online and will he respond?

[paddy]

You are now thinking ... is hitcher online and will he respond?

Actually I was thinking - is the next tag up yet, I fancy a diversion on the way home. But I got distracted by the pop-up quote notification. :-)

I'm sure real moderator material would have known exactly what I was thinking. Lol.

[Maha]

Actually I was thinking - is the next tag up yet, I fancy a diversion on the way home. But I got distracted by the pop-up quote notification. :-)

I'm sure real moderator material would have known exactly what I was thinking. Lol.

That was my backup guess....:msn-wink:

[Dean]

Lol. What I am thinking now then? :-)

Ummm I should buy Dean kfc, a Quarter pack to be exact with a can of sprite and drop it off at his house. And then help Dean become a moderator because he would make KB so much funnier and looser? :eek::eek::eek: grapples the keyboard in complete desperation
:eek:

[paddy]

Ummm I should buy Dean kfc, a Quarter pack to be exact with a can of sprite and drop it off at his house. And then help Dean become a moderator because he would make KB so much funnier and looser? :eek::eek::eek: grapples the keyboard in complete desperation
:eek:

I fear I may have opened a door that I didn't intend to open.... :-)

[Maha]

I fear I may have opened a door that I didn't intend to open.... :-)

Dont worry to much, its a revolving door.....:laugh:

[paddy]

Dont worry to much, its a revolving door.....:laugh:

They don't always work out so well....

HeafsydZaV4

[Dean]

I fear I may have opened a door that I didn't intend to open.... :-)

Dean for wannabe-newbie forum Moderator :eek: So not only will you open the revolving doors to give me my quarter pack and can of sprite you will put a good word in for me to Spank Me:eek:.

[Maha]

They don't always work out so well....



I see what you mean, that revolving door closes.....:eek:

Put paid to the old addage that 'when one door closes, another one opens...

[SPman]

So whose influence is it that keeps the pr0nographic content of KB below 50%?
It's Spank grabbing it all for hisself......