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peasea
19th November 2009, 21:36
If you ride a red Suzuki GSX-R600 with the rego 36YUK, you're a fucking knob.

Riding like you did this morning (cutting off members of the public, racing into roundabouts and pulling what I estimate was 140+kph on the Richmond deviation and weaving like an idiot) in commuter traffic is exactly what the motorcycling fraternity does not need right now. If you had collected that truck at the Tahunanui Road roundabout I would have stopped to kick you in the head then piss on you.

Yes, I've got your number, I've done the check, I know where you live.

Stop riding like that or I'll take matters further. You're disgrace to motorcycling, you ride like a complete fuckwit, you're selfish, a danger to others (and not that I care, but you're a danger to yourself also) and overall your road manners are that of a pig.

You're not Rossi, you're a wanker.

merv
19th November 2009, 21:38
Is that what happens to you when you are located in a time warp?

peasea
19th November 2009, 21:44
It that what happens to you when you are located in a time warp?

There's a time and a place.

Skyryder
20th November 2009, 08:49
Yes, I've got your number, I've done the check, I know where you live.


So a complete stranger decides to sort this dildo out and said dildo gets the bash.

So who do you think the police will come and see??

Not a smart move making threats for all and sundry to see. In fact it's as dumb as what you are complaining about.


Skyryder

imdying
20th November 2009, 09:17
Yup, either put your money where your mouth is and tell the cops, or STFU.

Headbanger
20th November 2009, 09:18
Damn, Now all I want to do is take a GSX-R600 out for a test ride, Sounds fuckin awesome.

coffeejunkie
20th November 2009, 09:22
What a cockhead he was riding like that....If he'd had an accident then it wud have been splashed all over the newspaper!

Riders like that do my head in!

StoneY
20th November 2009, 09:30
I cant talk...last night a very kind Police officer could not find his 'current' 28 day suspension forms.....hes delivering me one when he gets back from 12 days leave :(

And top it off the ticket has the wrong street address....might be lucky enough to get it squashed methinks (50 dm's)

I am one LUCKY sonofabitch I got to even ride home last night!

I knew better, and while I wasnt cutting anyone off, but I did let Suzy get a little too excited on SH2 and have 510$ worth of notice to remember the night by :shit:

Were all in the spotlight, lets try and behave (me included )

I get where peasea is comin from completely

FlangMasterJ
20th November 2009, 09:30
Damn, Now all I want to do is take a GSX-R600 out for a test ride, Sounds fuckin awesome.

You can borrow mine. I need to stay low for a while. :shifty:

Dean
20th November 2009, 09:31
Yes, I've got your number, I've done the check, I know where you live.
.

Call the squid out of his house make sure no ones around and then you can both "dance".

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Mully
20th November 2009, 09:34
Call the squid out of his house make sure no ones around and then you can both "dance".


Beautifully done.

:killingme:

avgas
20th November 2009, 10:00
BMW plodding home yesturday....
Plate:
MY K75

You need some help. I am not being mean - just stating the facts. Following you home in the car yesterday, I was concerned for you safety and ability on the bike.
I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THAT WHAT EVERY HIGH HORSE YOU RIDE - GO DO A RIDER TRAINING COURSE!
Plenty of mentors willing to offer advice etc - But they way you were on the motorway yesterday was not relaxing at all. I tried to Sheppard/block other cars from hitting you as much as I could in my focus.....but I was concerned that I would see you up the road knocked off by a car hitting you.

Please PM me, or if you know of this person get them to PM me - as I am genuinely concerned for safety here.

Big Dave
20th November 2009, 10:40
I was enjoying this better when it was a fight.

Dean
20th November 2009, 13:01
I was enjoying this better when it was a fight.

There was a "dance"? Somone was "dancing"?

peasea
20th November 2009, 15:15
So a complete stranger decides to sort this dildo out and said dildo gets the bash.

So who do you think the police will come and see??

Not a smart move making threats for all and sundry to see. In fact it's as dumb as what you are complaining about.


Skyryder

Where's the threat?

All I said was I know where you live etc. 'Taking matters further' doesn't mean I'll give him the bash.

Read the post.

Molly
20th November 2009, 15:29
How did you get the address if you don't mind my asking? I understood they'd now restricted that facility.

I had some prick in a Holden something or other actually pull up in front of me and the wife whilst we were walking our baby and take off so hard he sprayed us with gravel. If I could find out where the c**t lived I'd sure as f'kin' hell get even.

The Stranger
20th November 2009, 15:36
How did you get the address if you don't mind my asking? I understood they'd now restricted that facility.



Peasea has friends on the force.

peasea
21st November 2009, 07:09
What a cockhead he was riding like that....If he'd had an accident then it wud have been splashed all over the newspaper!

Riders like that do my head in!

Thank you, as I've said, a time and a place but in full view of the public when bikers are under the microscope any was just plain dumb.

Sportsbike riders, go figure.

peasea
21st November 2009, 07:10
How did you get the address if you don't mind my asking? I understood they'd now restricted that facility.

I had some prick in a Holden something or other actually pull up in front of me and the wife whilst we were walking our baby and take off so hard he sprayed us with gravel. If I could find out where the c**t lived I'd sure as f'kin' hell get even.

Go to the Post Office, produce some ID, pay your bucks and out pops the info. It's so simple it's sick.

scumdog
21st November 2009, 07:42
Thank you, as I've said, a time and a place but in full view of the public when bikers are under the microscope any was just plain dumb.

Sportsbike riders, go figure.

Yeah, but what's the point if you don't have an audience to your idiocy??

And an audience you can piss off is worth even more points.(although chances are the twat actually thought they'd be impressed by his 'riding skill'.)

peasea
21st November 2009, 08:07
Yeah, but what's the point if you don't have an audience to your idiocy??

And an audience you can piss off is worth even more points.(although chances are the twat actually thought they'd be impressed by his 'riding skill'.)

Maybe it's just me, but I ride my bike the way I do to make ME feel good, nobody else. If I am exceeding the speed limit (or whatever) I'm doing it to get somewhere quicker, not to impress anyone and I most often do such things when I'm out in the boondocks. I'd much prefer to travel through built up areas 'under the radar' so to speak. Attracting attention is so 70's.

scumdog
21st November 2009, 08:17
I'd much prefer to travel through built up areas 'under the radar' so to speak. Attracting attention is so 70's.

Sez the man with an angry look and riding a noisy Harley...:lol:

You old flash-back you....

peasea
21st November 2009, 08:23
Sez the man with an angry look and riding a noisy Harley...:lol:

You old flash-back you....

Angry look? Are you referring to my avatar? If so that was just a pose for the camera and in fact I'm shy, insecure and retiring by nature.

Like the contents of my trousers, it's all a big front.

Ragingrob
21st November 2009, 10:52
Call the squid out of his house make sure no ones around and then you can both "dance".


You're an idiot.

Do you think picking fights with random drivers who are driving a little close to your bum is any better?

Creeping Death
21st November 2009, 18:56
Peasea...what exactly did he do that personally fucked you over?
Posting the dudes number plate in a public forum is so uncool.
What makes you the patron saint of motorcycling?

Dean
21st November 2009, 18:59
You're an idiot.

Do you think picking fights with random drivers who are driving a little close to your bum is any better?

Just give it a break alright?

Past is the past, what happened, happened. I cant change that but can move on. So move on!

Toaster
21st November 2009, 19:07
So far two bike regos listed here... hmmmm.

What is this web forum turning into...a biker hall of shame?

:beer:

Creeping Death
21st November 2009, 19:32
So far two bike regos listed here... hmmmm.

What is this web forum turning into...a biker hall of shame?

:beer:

Agreed toaster,absolute bullshit.
Why do some feel the need to grass up one of their own?
Got me farked.

peasea
26th November 2009, 18:22
Peasea...what exactly did he do that personally fucked you over?
Posting the dudes number plate in a public forum is so uncool.
What makes you the patron saint of motorcycling?

What makes me the patron saint of motorcycling? I have wings. SMD!

Don't do stupid shit in traffic and you have nothing to worry about.

I was 'uncool'? Who cares? I was sending a message to a fuckwit. If someone sees me doing something that brings motorcycling into disrepute, do the same!!

I didn't dob the twat into the cops, I have far more important things to do and they are far too busy being sworn in lately.

He/she didn't 'personally' fuck me over, he/she fucked us all over by being a twat in peak hour traffic, just when motorcycling is under the microscope. How clever is that?

Fuck off.

peasea
26th November 2009, 18:23
So far two bike regos listed here... hmmmm.

What is this web forum turning into...a biker hall of shame?

:beer:

And, why not?

peasea
26th November 2009, 18:25
You're an idiot.

Do you think picking fights with random drivers who are driving a little close to your bum is any better?

Is riding "too close to your bum" like automotive anal sex? If so, should one place an inner tube on the phallus?

Taz
26th November 2009, 18:30
I cant talk...last night a very kind Police officer could not find his 'current' 28 day suspension forms.....hes delivering me one when he gets back from 12 days leave :(

And top it off the ticket has the wrong street address....might be lucky enough to get it squashed methinks (50 dm's)

I am one LUCKY sonofabitch I got to even ride home last night!

I knew better, and while I wasnt cutting anyone off, but I did let Suzy get a little too excited on SH2 and have 510$ worth of notice to remember the night by :shit:

Were all in the spotlight, lets try and behave (me included )

I get where peasea is comin from completely

Fool!!. I managed to ride 2000kms to welly and back for some protest and didn't attract the fuzz once....... :lol:

MIXONE
26th November 2009, 18:35
Fool!!. I managed to ride 2000kms to welly and back for some protest and didn't attract the fuzz once....... :lol:

Lucky you.I got pinged $150 that morning for riding in the breakdown lane on the Welly motorway.The copper that issued it admitted that where I was riding was the safest place "but it's still illegal".:angry2:

Taz
26th November 2009, 18:38
Where's the threat?


I would have stopped to kick you in the head then piss on you.

There's the threat......

98tls
26th November 2009, 18:38
Interesting,coming back from the Magpie Madness rally in Winchester last Sunday there was plenty going hard on state highway south.After a great weekend the ride home kind of finished it off nicely,have to admit that i succumbed and went with it,also have to admit that at "your walking Mr" speeds the only thing i thought of was not spending to much time in front.Having a coffee out on the patio after getting home it did cross my mind that at the mo it wasnt xactly the thing to be doing,:bash:Guilty as charged.

Taz
26th November 2009, 18:39
Lucky you.I got pinged $150 that morning for riding in the breakdown lane on the Welly motorway.The copper that issued it admitted that where I was riding was the safest place "but it's still illegal".:angry2:

Yeah I didn't do that either :lol:

peasea
26th November 2009, 18:59
There's the threat......

Oh, ok, I see it now...........
What I should have said (with the benefit of hindsight) is; "just wait until I can use a gun and I'll blow your fuckin' head off you tosser", then it would have been so much clearer.

My bad.

gatch
26th November 2009, 19:07
I went for a burn just now, I think I might have hit 180 ? Even blew a bird to pieces.. Some of it is still on the bike, pity noone was there to see me :(

jrandom
26th November 2009, 19:29
I filtered like a complete cock this evening, all the way from Devonport to Mt Albert. It was awesome. Went past a few motorcyclists riding like pussies, as you do. What's up with that? Pussies should be driving cars.

Ms Piggy
26th November 2009, 19:30
Yup, either put your money where your mouth is and tell the cops, or STFU.

You could always write him a sternly worded letter.