This has got to top them all!

[Mom]

Biker Camaradarie is a term we hear all the time. Bikers supporting bikers, helping them out. We look after our own. Today I was party to this special experience in a weird and wacky way :yes:

Stopped in at Caltex - Fanshaw St to fuel up on our way to Mission Bay. I wander in to pay for the gas. There was another biker at the pumps alongside that I had already nodded at (as you do) standing at the counter to pay for his gas. Out of the corner of my eye I can see there is a problem. Prentending there is nothing going on I simply go to pay for my purchases. Then I hear a voice asking "excuse me, can I borrow your hand?"

Never been asked that before to be fair. This guy could not reach around ( sorry) to the back pocket of his pants (where his wallet was) while wearing his root (Rain Suit for the uninitiated). He wanted me to help him extract it. Of course I can do that. So, I extracted his wallet for him.

Not everyday you get to grope a complete strangers bum at a petrol station afterall :sunny:

The looks on the cashiers faces, and the poorly disguised laughter was a sight to behold.

I did talk to him at Mission Bay. Nice to meet you!




Nice buns too btw

So helping other bikers, what can you share?

[aahsv]

I'm sure he was very grateful - but are you sure the laughter wasn't because he had already paid :buggerd:

[yungatart]

Pics...or it never happened!

[Mom]

Pics...or it never happened!

Trust you...smart bitch :love:

[Hopeful Bastard]

Mom.. You naughty girl!! You meant to get his wallet, Not grope his ass cheeks

[Insanity_rules]

Oh Mom, you do go above and beyond for biker unity.

[Mom]

Mom.. You naughty girl!! You meant to get his wallet, Not grope his ass cheeks

I needed two hands okay :innocent: That sucker was not going to come out on its own :oi-grr:

[Elysium]

I needed two hands okay :innocent: That sucker was not going to come out on its own :oi-grr:

The wallet?

[reemit]

I needed two hands okay :innocent: That sucker was not going to come out on its own :oi-grr:

Hi Mom, There seems to be a peculiar bottom groping theme going on with our mission bay experience today. With TOTO's post involving a tactile derriere.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=151943&d=1258849077

[Mom]

Hi Mom, There seems to be a peculiar bottom groping theme going on with our mission bay experience today. With TOTO's post involving a tactile derriere.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=151943&d=1258849077

Indy is one out of the box for sure :D

[Bren]

Nothing at all there to surprise me Mom...I know ya dont need much of an excuse for a good grope:lol:

[Hopeful Bastard]

I needed two hands okay :innocent: That sucker was not going to come out on its own :oi-grr:

Was that to get the big fat wallet outta his ONE pocket? Or you needed to stick both hands down his trousers to feel which pocket the wallet was in? ;)

[PuppetMaster]

I dont know what you are looking for, but its just a little to the left :)

[StoneY]

I helped a dr350 rider off the motorway when he broke a throttle cable
He held on for dear life as me na Suzy took off down the lanes (assumed all commuters lane split, guess not) poor bugger nearly crushed my ribs on the way to his office!
Carry a siphon hose too, always ready to help

But Anne, cant say I have put my hand down any other bikers pants....in public


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[Foxzee]

But Anne, cant say I have put my hand down any other bikers pants....in public


:2thumbsup:2thumbsup:2thumbsup

Well....not that you can remember anyway....LOL:drinkup::drinkup::rofl::rofl:

[MyGSXF]

You GO gurrrl!! :banana:

[Insanity_rules]

But Anne, cant say I have put my hand down any other bikers pants....in public


:2thumbsup:2thumbsup:2thumbsup

Well you know what confucious says

Confucious say man with hand down other mans pants not feeling himself today

[aff-man]

I stopped to help a broken down biker once. Ended up pushing his bike about 1 km to the nearest house and giving him a pillion ride home.

He thanked me enough but was trembling a bit when he got off... no idea why??

[caseye]

Mom! I should be shocked, butt I'm not.On ya Annie, it was the only thing to do wasn't it and I bet the laughter got much louder when you two had left the shop, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying here! The mental pic of Mom with her hand in the pocket of a large unknown bikie is just too much.
Worse the complete look of innocence as Mom says, "what" when the laughter started is making this even better, oh thank you Mom for a wonderful giggle.
You're priceless you are.An I'd follow you to hell an back as protest ride leader.

[Mom]

Worse the complete look of innocence as Mom says, "what" when the laughter started is making this even better, oh thank you Mom for a wonderful giggle.
You're priceless you are.An I'd follow you to hell an back as protest ride leader.

Yeah, well I have to admit I already had a grin on my face as I talked to a couple of other bikers parked up outside the servo when I went into pay. This maybe 7:20am on a really wet and crap Sunday in Auckland. I asked if they were coming to brunch and they said yes :D So you can see the grin from here eh. I love that sort of stuff.

[yungatart]

What I want to know...is where the hell do you find a biker like that!
I have never been asked to put my hands down some strange blokes pants...and I am the Tart!
Its not fair, I tell ya! Its just not fair :weep:

[reemit]

What I want to know...is where the hell do you find a biker like that!
I have never been asked to put my hands down some strange blokes pants...and I am the Tart!
Its not fair, I tell ya! Its just not fair :weep:

er.... how far is Napier away from Dorkland?

[Ronin]

I have never been asked to put my hands down some strange blokes pants

You have met your husband haven't you :whistle:

[Maha]

What I want to know...is where the hell do you find a biker like that!
I have never been asked to put my hands down some strange blokes pants...and I am the Tart!
Its not fair, I tell ya! Its just not fair :weep:

Really??....mmmmmmmm :whistle:
May I cast your mind back a couple of weeks, a certain 'Club' in Petone?

[steve_t]

LOL. Sounds like an interesting family :2thumbsup
Gee Mom, not often you get the terms "reach around", "root", and "bum" in the same post.... oh hang on, actually I forgot I was on KB for a minute :buggerd::banana:

[yungatart]

Really??....mmmmmmmm :whistle:
May I cast your mind back a couple of weeks, a certain 'Club' in Petone?

Yeah, but that doesn't count...you threw your wallet out the window....I never got to grope your arse...anyway, its hardly the same..I know you!
Guess I'll just have to content myself with Gubb's man boobs!

[ManDownUnder]

So helping other bikers, what can you share?

LOL - all I can share is attitude. Just (fucken) DO IT!

Helping it what it's about. And Dammit Anne - I know you do!

[MarkH]

So helping other bikers, what can you share?

Have I given a biker a reach around when he has his root on? No, I can't say that I have.

[oldrider]

"Speak to the hand" gains new meaning in the North! :shifty:

[2wheeldrifter]

Bet he carrys his wallet in his front pocket now....





and still claims he still can't reach it :)

[gijoe1313]

Arse and you shall receive? :scratch:

[MadDuck]

What I want to know...is where the hell do you find a biker like that!

Me too!


I have never been asked to put my hands down some strange blokes pants...

Me neither!

Hmmmm so where are all the strange biker blokes hiding me wonders :rolleyes:

[reemit]

Me too!



Me neither!

Hmmmm so where are all the strange biker blokes hiding me wonders :rolleyes:

Seems like Caltex Fanshaw Street might be a good place to start looking.:dodge:

[The Pastor]

same thing happend to me, except he didnt ask me if i could take out his wallet and i kept it.

[modboy]

... This guy could not reach around ( sorry) to the back pocket of his pants (where his wallet was) while wearing his root (Rain Suit for the uninitiated).

Nice buns too btw

So helping other bikers, what can you share?

haha - reminded me of this !!

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[proseuche]

same thing happend to me, except he didnt ask me if i could take out his wallet and i kept it.

hahaha gold