Nice Kiwi blokes - shame about the women

[The Stranger]

Did a search and didn't find it.
I wonder how this (http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/3084367/Nice-Kiwi-blokes-shame-about-the-women) got missed.

"New Zealand men are among the most attractive in the world, but Kiwi women are among the world's ugliest."

[ready4whatever]

Seems to be different areas for hot chicks in NZ. Cant find a hot chick in Whakatane, but in Tauranga they're everywhere. As for men in NZ, im glad im one ;)

[Hopeful Bastard]

Seems to be different areas for hot chicks in NZ. Cant find a hot chick in Whakatane, but in Tauranga they're everywhere. As for men in NZ, im glad im one ;)

I agree with the Hot chicks in Toerags... Farkk....!!!!

CHCH also have some nice ones apparently.. But i has my nice one in Fielding :)

[Slyer]

Shockingly bad statistics here. :pinch:

[Molly]

Did a search and didn't find it.
I wonder how this (http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/3084367/Nice-Kiwi-blokes-shame-about-the-women) got missed.

"New Zealand men are among the most attractive in the world, but Kiwi women are among the world's ugliest."

Used to say the same thing about English girls. Go over to mainland Europe and you'd see some stunning girls (not in Germany so much...). Lots of English girls (chavs generally) were just fat, pie-eating, pissed-up tarts. Nothing feminine about them at all.

Hard to generalise but I think that the whole unpretentious Kiwi thing extends to girls' attitudes to their appearance. I don't think they give a shit what people think they look like.

[Cheshire Cat]

I wonder why the women here are so ugly?:confused:

[Fatt Max]

I've got the hottest chick in NZ at home.......Mrs Max, gawd luv 'er......

[scissorhands]

I live in Grey Lynn. No shortage of bablishis art school girlies and what not. Many of them stuggle to meet a guy:beer:

French, Chech Republic, Slovenia, Sweden, Montreal...its all kind of eurocentric. No blackie girls near the top? Smells like a conditioning vehicle...

[kiwirach83]

It's because we're all descended from hard-ass farmers.

This nation is still relatively young, and there still exists this culture of ruggedness and "she'll be right" attitude which values modesty etc, and fixing stuff with no.8 wire. What, apart from a fence, could you fix with no.8 wire anyway? no.8 wire doesn't fix shit. Anyway, I could write an essay length explanation as to why we're apparently such bushpigs but i wont because I cant be bothered. Just going to say that it could be in part due to the culture that has evolved from colonial/farming times. :blink:

:whocares: :wari:

[Gremlin]

Anyway, I could write an essay length explanation as to why we're apparently such bushpigs but i wont because I cant be bothered.
Good heavens... skip the essay, I can't be bothered reading it. :wacko:

Now for the important part... are you good looking? :whistle:

[wickle]

must be something in the water

[Trudes]

It's because we're all descended from hard-ass farmers.

This nation is still relatively young, and there still exists this culture of ruggedness and "she'll be right" attitude which values modesty etc, and fixing stuff with no.8 wire. What, apart from a fence, could you fix with no.8 wire anyway? no.8 wire doesn't fix shit. Anyway, I could write an essay length explanation as to why we're apparently such bushpigs but i wont because I cant be bothered. Just going to say that it could be in part due to the culture that has evolved from colonial/farming times. :blink:

:whocares: :wari:

Nowdays we fix everything with superglue and cable ties, No.8 wire is so last century!

What I find funny is guys that say things about "there are no feminine girls blah blah blah" could that be because there are no gentlemen about? Maybe we ladies have learned that if you want something done you have to do it yourself or it doesn't get done (or you have to pay someone to do it) and if you are feminine you get treated like you're completely thick "oh go put your lippy on, there's a good girl" or you're high maintenance "you spent how much on a bottle of shampoo??!!" Seriously, I find girls who can do things for themselves, who enjoy drinking beer and don't worry over breaking a nail or getting dirty much more sexy than a girl who is afraid to get her hands dirty and whose worst nightmare is breaking a nail.
Anyway, I'm a Kiwi chick, what would I know.

[YellowDog]

Good heavens... skip the essay, I can't be bothered reading it. :wacko:

Now for the important part... are you good looking? :whistle:
Beauty is just a light switch away(or a few beers away)

[flyingcr250]

all the hot girls in hamilton must be in hiding, or maybe they are just avoiding me ha ha ha

[SixPackBack]

Did a search and didn't find it.
I wonder how this (http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/3084367/Nice-Kiwi-blokes-shame-about-the-women) got missed.

"New Zealand men are among the most attractive in the world, but Kiwi women are among the world's ugliest."

Right on the money. Take BRU as a cross section of the KB tarts-most sentient beings would rather chew both their arms off than go there :baby:

[davebullet]

I wonder why the women here are so ugly?:confused:

I've never had anything but compliments since my sex change.

[NighthawkNZ]

but Kiwi women are among the world's ugliest."

must be all the imports

[ready4whatever]

It's because we're all descended from hard-ass farmers.



I think you might be right. rather than genetics i think its just how 'they' present themselves. some have looked pretty average but when they clean themselves up and actually try to look stunning they do. dont get my wrong though, theres stunning girls here just like everywhere. what about saudi arabia? they dont even show their faces! so they dont even know what they look like, so cant judge.

[The Stranger]

I wonder why the women here are so ugly?:confused:

Hmm, I wonder if hone harawira could help us on this point.

[Usarka]

rather than genetics i think its just how 'they' present themselves.

what, with a fat arse?

[paddy]

Nowdays we fix everything with superglue and cable ties, No.8 wire is so last century!

Nooo.....Cable ties, square heads, and gaffer tape!

[R6_kid]

all the hot girls in hamilton must be in hiding, or maybe they are just avoiding me ha ha ha

That's because they're all either in the Maternity Ward at Waikato Hospital either giving birth or recovering from it, or at home looking after the baby. The best time to spot them is between 10am and 3pm and your local mall. I hope you don't mind baggage!

[oldrider]

I repeat: "NEW ZEALAND WOMEN ARE NOT UGLY" :mad: Sorry for shouting but I stand by "our" girls! (unfortunately, standing by, is all I'm good for these days. :weep:)

[StoneY]

Im happy as a bug in his rug wiv my Missus StoneY

She was marshaling wivTrudes and Foxee and there seemed to be a foot traffic jam thereabouts..... I had to call everyone in form that bottom corner, sheesh!

[Crasherfromwayback]

Kiwi women are the hottest on earth!

Wellington is overflowing with em!!!

[StoneY]

Kiwi women are the hottest on earth!

Wellington is overflowing with em!!!

We are still not buying that bloody step through thing in the window CFWB!
And stop sending Missus StoneY unsolicited discount vouchers!

:dodge:

:lol:

[Cheshire Cat]

That's because they're all either in the Maternity Ward at Waikato Hospital either giving birth or recovering from it, or at home looking after the baby. The best time to spot them is between 10am and 3pm and your local mall. I hope you don't mind baggage!

Yeah but, thats YOUR type of hot women

[R6_kid]

MILF's FTW :banana:

[Foxzee]

Im happy as a bug in his rug wiv my Missus StoneY

She was marshaling wivTrudes and Foxee and there seemed to be a foot traffic jam thereabouts..... I had to call everyone in form that bottom corner, sheesh!

OI...so it was you that made them all go away....the sexy trio where having soooo much fun on that cornor tooo....geez:girlfight:

[Skyryder]

Best looking chicks per sq. metre has got to be Perth WA It's when they open their mouth and talk that it all turns to custard.


Skyryder

[XxKiTtiExX]

Ouch.... lol

We have no hope...

[u4ea]

I look hot....through beer glasses

[XxKiTtiExX]

I look hot....through beer glasses

Me too..

Drink me pretty :banana:

[Genie]

Hahaha....very amusing. Beauty is within.....and as a wise man once told me - "You dont' look at the mantlepeice while you're stoking the fire!"

[R6_kid]

I have it on good authority that Skyryder is quite right. It's a matter of either finding a good looking girl that isn't from WA, or finding one that has an accent/attitude that is bearable enough such that it is worth sticking around for their hot piece of ass.

[DMCD]

Hahaha....very amusing. Beauty is within.....and as a wise man once told me - "You dont' look at the mantlepeice while you're stoking the fire!"

Ha classic.

But to be perfectly honest and I speak from personal experience, there are things that count for allot more than gorgeous and typical beauty and these are things I find allot more in Kiwi woman than the exotic Europeans.

[DMCD]

I look hot....through beer glasses

You ride Triumph which is all win's in my book :first:

[Forest]

Best looking chicks per sq. metre has got to be Perth WA It's when they open their mouth and talk that it all turns to custard.


Skyryder

That's absolutely true.

Perth is crawling with good looking chicks.

The only problem is that many of them are ugly on the inside.

[huff3r]

The only problem is a lot of the finer examples in NZ are quite snobby :(

But there are plenty of them out there, just gotta find one that isnt ;)

[Thaeos]

I dunno, there's some pretty fine looking chicks out there. A minority obviously but so?

[steel001]

My ex was Swedish and gorgeous, but bloody hard work! Kiwi girls , whilst not being the best looking (Slovenia has my vote) generally have better personalities than those abroad, mind you you don't fuck a personality do ya :beer:

[Genie]

My ex was Swedish and gorgeous, but bloody hard work! Kiwi girls , whilst not being the best looking (Slovenia has my vote) generally have better personalities than those abroad, mind you you don't fuck a personality do ya :beer:

read my previous post lol:banana:

[DMCD]

My ex was Swedish and gorgeous, but bloody hard work! Kiwi girls , whilst not being the best looking (Slovenia has my vote) generally have better personalities than those abroad, mind you you don't fuck a personality do ya :beer:

You don't fuck a personality but you do make love to one...

[steel001]

You don't fuck a personality but you do make love to one...

Wouldn't know mate :lol:

[DMCD]

Wouldn't know mate :lol:

Well it’s the difference between just good sex and blowing her mind with passionate love making that lasts to the early hours of the morning, your hearts got to be in it and for me, a body alone can't do that :cool:

[steel001]

Well it’s the difference between just good sex and blowing her mind with passionate love making that lasts to the early hours of the morning, your hearts got to be in it and for me, a body alone can't do that :cool:

What a load of shit, passionate love making? To be honest Don Juan, most the girls I have been with just prefer a good hard fuck, nice outside the bedroom (well most) but animals in it. :buggerd:

[kiwirach83]

DMCD - are you single? :buggerd:

jokes :banana:

:whistle:

[Stirts]

a body alone can't do that :cool:

I don't know about that....there are some pretty good wankers out there :D

[DMCD]

What a load of shit, passionate love making? To be honest Don Juan, most the girls I have been with just prefer a good hard fuck, nice outside the bedroom (well most) but animals in it. :buggerd:

Oh no don’t get me wrong, there is a time and place for each and both serve their respective tasks well, but given the choice between heaven on earth and a quick nooky :buggerd: in the garden shed most woman will go with the former.

[Fatt Max]

.....but you do make love to one...

Is that the bit when you take her to dinner followed by a moonlight walk along the beach, a glass of wine on the terrace of the hotel suite you have booked as a surprise then retire to the double king size bed where you wait while she makes her self ready in the privacy of the bathroom, enters the bedrrom in a long, black silky number, lies down beside you and you kiss her neck and shoulders gently, caresseing her frimly, but with great care and tenderness, then, slowly, you begin to remove the said silky black number to reveal her milky white skin against the moonlight filtering in through the window as the breeze from the night air gently kisses the hair from her brow, then you look down and admire her body in the night glow as you reach down to gently stroke her perfectly formed.......

.......then you realise you are having a dream, wake up coverd in jizz and by morning you have fallen out of bed and cracked your jarmies.....

Is that it.....!!

[XRVrider]

I wonder why the women here are so ugly?:confused:

Most of the time its cos of too much cake. More chubby butts in NZ than anywhere.

[steel001]

Is that the bit when you take her to dinner followed by a moonlight walk along the beach, a glass of wine on the terrace of the hotel suite you have booked as a surprise then retire to the double king size bed where you wait while she makes her self ready in the privacy of the bathroom, enters the bedrrom in a long, black silky number, lies down beside you and you kiss her neck and shoulders gently, caresseing her frimly, but with great care and tenderness, then, slowly, you begin to remove the said silky black number to reveal her milky white skin against the moonlight filtering in through the window as the breeze from the night air gently kisses the hair from her brow, then you look down and admire her body in the night glow as you reach down to gently stroke her perfectly formed.......

.......then you realise you are having a dream, wake up coverd in jizz and by morning you have fallen out of bed and cracked your jarmies.....

Is that it.....!!

Fucken Classic! :lol::lol:

[DMCD]

I don't know about that....there are some pretty good wankers out there :D

:lol: I shouldn't read things that make me laugh so much at work.

[Foxzee]

most the girls I have been with just prefer a good hard fuck, :buggerd:

There has to be some method in their madness...........LOL:lol:

[DMCD]

Is that the bit when you take her to dinner followed by a moonlight walk along the beach, a glass of wine on the terrace of the hotel suite you have booked as a surprise then retire to the double king size bed where you wait while she makes her self ready in the privacy of the bathroom, enters the bedrrom in a long, black silky number, lies down beside you and you kiss her neck and shoulders gently, caresseing her frimly, but with great care and tenderness, then, slowly, you begin to remove the said silky black number to reveal her milky white skin against the moonlight filtering in through the window as the breeze from the night air gently kisses the hair from her brow, then you look down and admire her body in the night glow as you reach down to gently stroke her perfectly formed.......

.......then you realise you are having a dream, wake up coverd in jizz and by morning you have fallen out of bed and cracked your jarmies.....

Is that it.....!!

:lol: Sounded like something straight out of a Mills & Boon until the end bit, where it was a cold hard drop back to reality.

[PrincessBandit]

Blardy hell, I must be getting old! All this just goes waaaaay over my head!

It just gets more and more difficult to look young and gorgeous when gravity and years add up. Sigh.

[DMCD]

There has to be some method in their madness...........LOL:lol:

Or just madness :bleh: :shutup:

[Fatt Max]

Blardy hell, I must be getting old! All this just goes waaaaay over my head!

It just gets more and more difficult to look young and gorgeous when gravity and years add up. Sigh.

Tell me about it mate, I'm having to tuck my gut into my trousers as well as my shirt these days....

...and Mrs Max reckons that from behind I look like a Mexican who has lost his maraccas......but they are in fact hanging off his trousers....

[Foxzee]

Tell me about it mate, I'm having to tuck my gut into my trousers as well as my shirt these days....

...and Mrs Max reckons that from behind I look like a Mexican who has lost his maraccas......but they are in fact hanging off his trousers....

So what you are saying is if you were hanging upside down you'd be the man every woman wants..............LOL:2thumbsup

[steel001]

There has to be some method in their madness...........LOL:lol:

They don't appreciate my passionate side maybe, or maybe I'm just a better fucker than love maker? Don't get me wrong Dinners are nice, Beach settings are great blah blah blah but when it gets down to it I have come to realise that in the bedroom all that goes out the window and most girls ( Disclaimer: most girls that I have been with) just want to get down to it instead of dribbling on about how beautiful they are etc

[Fatt Max]

So what you are saying is if you were hanging upside down you'd be the man every woman wants..............LOL:2thumbsup

I'll let Mrs Max reply to that one mate.....but I suppose if you were a semi blind 85 year old Mexican woman with a fettish for lardy arsed englishmen with a set of elongated hairy brains in his undies, then yes I would tick those boxes.......ariba ariba.....

[Foxzee]

I'll let Mrs Max reply to that one mate.....but I suppose if you were a semi blind 85 year old Mexican woman with a fettish for lardy arsed englishmen with a set of elongated hairy brains in his undies, then yes I would tick those boxes.......ariba ariba.....

Yoooo Hooo Mrs Max...calling Mrs Max...........

Please clear up this horrific mental picture...tell us it's really not that bad....:lol:

[Crasherfromwayback]

and blowing her mind with passionate love making that lasts to the early hours of the morning,


:lol: Sounded like something straight out of a Mills & Boon until the end bit, where it was a cold hard drop back to reality.

You're not wrong!

[Foxzee]

most girls ( Disclaimer: most girls that I have been with) just want to get down to it instead of dribbling on about how beautiful they are etc

Geez normally we can't get a word in......LOL

[DMCD]

most girls ( Disclaimer: most girls that I have been with) just want to get down to it instead of dribbling on about how beautiful they are etc

If at any point you find yourself "dribbling" then your doing it wrong :lol: :-P

[Maha]

Yeah im confused, couldn't see my name anywhere, I must be on the 'B' list..:cool:

[Foxzee]

Yeah im confused, couldn't see my name anywhere, I must be on the 'B' list..:cool:

There's a B List...ummmm for what??????????

[Maha]

There's a B List...ummmm for what??????????

For those that are not stunning enough to make the 'A' list, I think the first inductee was Renegade Master.

[Foxzee]

For those that are not stunning enough to make the 'A' list, I think the first inductee was Renegade Master.

Ok so who's the A list...........lol

[Mikkel]

Well it’s the difference between just good sex and blowing her mind with passionate love making that lasts to the early hours of the morning, your hearts got to be in it and for me, a body alone can't do that :cool:

2 minutes in heaven is better than 1 minute in heaven.

Different folks, different strokes - but as of yet I have never encountered anyone, in person, who could credibly claim to prefer marathon love-making sessions to a rigorous and intense fuck. In my experience these 3+ hour tangles are usually myths perpetrated by young males who want to talk up their own experience by making it sound like a bad novel.


I don't know about that....there are some pretty good wankers out there :D

Well, if the alternative is putting "Slow hand" by the Pointer Sisters on repeat and then having to stay awake for 5 hours when you really just want to sleep...

[scissorhands]

I had sushi on the ponsonby today....(dont start) and did a good amount of perving while seriously viewing for NZ dimensions of beauty.

I got a woody and had to go home early cause some bull dykes were pissed off I was on their turf

[huff3r]

Ok so who's the A list...........lol

I am??

Yet to meet a decent kiwi girl with a decent attitude tho, but when i do she can join me on the list :soon:

[Maha]

Ok so who's the A list...........lol

Im unable to access that list, not being on it n' all...:lol:
I can only guessimate, and thats not fair is it?

[Cheshire Cat]

Most of the time its cos of too much cake. More chubby butts in NZ than anywhere.

maybe theres too much interbreeding here. i mean some kids are really beautiful but other times its like umm nah you shouldnt have had kids eh

[McJim]

You HAVE women in New Zealand? :gob: :rofl:

:Pokey:

[PrincessBandit]

Tell me about it mate, I'm having to tuck my gut into my trousers as well as my shirt these days....

...and Mrs Max reckons that from behind I look like a Mexican who has lost his maraccas......but they are in fact hanging off his trousers....

Classic! but we also have that quaint little thing called "child-bearing" to add to our list of hurdles!


Having said that, there are some blokes who could give us a run for our money in the preggy appearance stakes. I'm sure they just want to keep us company and are going out in sympathy with us! hehehehe

[Foxzee]

I am??

:soon:

Are you??????

[Foxzee]

Im unable to access that list, not being on it n' all...:lol:
I can only guessimate, and thats not fair is it?

I'll vote for you on the A list....can't leave the big puddy pat out of the action that just wouldn't be fair...............:oi-grr::oi-grr:

[Foxzee]

You HAVE women in New Zealand? :gob: :rofl:

:Pokey:

One's that bite too..........lol

[huff3r]

Are you??????

No-ones said i'm not so far.... :2thumbsup:lol:

[DMCD]

2 minutes in heaven is better than 1 minute in heaven.

Different folks, different strokes - but as of yet I have never encountered anyone, in person, who could credibly claim to prefer marathon love-making sessions to a rigorous and intense fuck. In my experience these 3+ hour tangles are usually myths perpetrated by young males who want to talk up their own experience by making it sound like a bad novel.


And thats perhaps what is wrong with it all, people have gotten so cynical that passion has become a "myth".

[Mikkel]

And thats perhaps what is wrong with it all, people have gotten so cynical that passion has become a "myth".

No no not at all. It's not passion that is the myth, the myth is what passion has to be. Personally I think it's just very subjective - and as long as your idea of what it should be doesn't clash with your partner that's all good.

[Foxzee]

Classic! but we also have that quaint little thing called "child-bearing" to add to our list of hurdles!


Hey Princess...it's not hurdle...we can wear hipsters..keep them up without a belt even..not like the boys.....:lol:

[DMCD]

No no not at all. It's not passion that is the myth, the myth is what passion has to be. Personally I think it's just very subjective - and as long as your idea of what it should be doesn't clash with your partner that's all good.

Oh i agree with that, back to my earlier post quoting "there is a time and place for each", I just don't know why Kiwi blokes (as a gross generalization, do not take offence) are so easy to dismiss anything that has a hint of emotion attached.

[Foxzee]

No-ones said i'm not so far.... :2thumbsup:lol:

Where's a good judge when we need one......lol

[Trudes]

I can't believe the lack of tags for this thread, so thought I'd add a couple.;)

[huff3r]

Where's a good judge when we need one......lol

Good luck finding one thats seen me :lol:

[Foxzee]

I can't believe the lack of tags for this thread, so thought I'd add a couple.;)

Heeeee heeeee the Judge has arrived......:2thumbsup

[DMCD]

I can't believe the lack of tags for this thread, so thought I'd add a couple.;)

Lol I like.

[SixPackBack]

Hey Princess...it's not hurdle...we can wear hipsters..keep them up without a belt even..not like the boys.....:lol:


So you're both fat as well?

[Fatt Max]

Classic! but we also have that quaint little thing called "child-bearing" to add to our list of hurdles!


Having said that, there are some blokes who could give us a run for our money in the preggy appearance stakes. I'm sure they just want to keep us company and are going out in sympathy with us! hehehehe

I know, that is so true....everytime I go near a medical centre someone rushes out to offer me a seat.

I had a lady chasing me around Foodtown last week trying to sell me nipple pads.

Some funny bastard put me on the mailing list for Egg Maternity.

I've lost my clapper as well so when I fart...well girls, you know what can happen.

I have this craving for pies.......mind you, I've always had that...

The worst bit was when the doctor tried to give me an internal examination and stuck a fecking telescope up my pee hole......then there was the scan when he confirmed that I was expecting a healthy set of twin kebabs

But there is all the other stuff as well...

I keep getting hassled by security in Farners because they think I'm smuggling something out under my jumper...the police were round here last night because someone spotted me at the zoo the same day one of the Baboons went missing

So PB, I am with you on the trials and tribulations of bearing kids and childbirth......

......and now.....sniff....I just want.....sniff....a hug....sniff, sorry.....I'm crying but.....sniff....I'm so happy but......sniff.....it's just.....sniff .....waaaaaaaaaaaa

[Str8 Jacket]

Who gives a fuck if all us chicks are ugly. At least our men are hot!!

WE WIN!!

http://www.dangerouslyawesome.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/simpsons_nelson_haha2uwr.jpg

[gatch]

Haaa the website cracks me up, I love when conclusions are drawn from shit raw data (ACC are fantastic for it), in this case, a pathetically small sample..


Hey Princess...it's not hurdle...we can wear hipsters..keep them up without a belt even..not like the boys.....:lol:

Yes ! We do love girls in hipsters..

[spacemonkey]

Ok so who's the A list...........lol

Nope I can't compete with the likes of the Renegade master.... guess I get relegated to the other list.

[Genie]

Who gives a fuck if all us chicks are ugly. At least our men are hot!!

WE WIN!!

http://www.dangerouslyawesome.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/simpsons_nelson_haha2uwr.jpg

NOT...show me a hot man...haven't seen one for years...most are dorks who try to impress with stupidity!

There are plenty of beautiful ladies in New Zealand, they're the ones with a gentlemen beside them....a gentleman well versed in the art of making love and fucking!

[kiwirach83]

Some funny bastard put me on the mailing list for Egg Maternity.

I have this craving for pies.......mind you, I've always had that...

......then there was the scan when he confirmed that I was expecting a healthy set of twin kebabs

I keep getting hassled by security in Farners because they think I'm smuggling something out under my jumper...the police were round here last night because someone spotted me at the zoo the same day one of the Baboons went missing


:lol: bahahahahaha :2thumbsup

[Str8 Jacket]

NOT...show me a hot man...haven't seen one for years...most are dorks who try to impress with stupidity!

There are plenty of beautiful ladies in New Zealand, they're the ones with a gentlemen beside them....a gentleman well versed in the art of making love and fucking!

Pretending is good for their egos!! ;)

[Cheshire Cat]

I know why NZ women are so ugly!!! cause all the good lookers are stolen by other countrys...

[Genie]

Pretending is good for their egos!! ;)

overblown egos?:2thumbsup

[Cheshire Cat]

NOT...show me a hot man...haven't seen one for years...!

cause they all avoid you :laugh:

[scissorhands]

Fucking is easy. You are generally better at it when you young, dumb and full of cum. Thats when your not jerking off like a schoolboy

[Genie]

cause they all avoid you :laugh:

and well they bloody should!!!! I eat men for breakfast!:whistle:

[325rocket]

I eat men for breakfast!:whistle:

well hello there ...

[DMCD]

and well they bloody should!!!! I eat men for breakfast!:whistle:

I'm sure it's pleasant experience for all

[Cheshire Cat]

and well they bloody should!!!! I eat men for breakfast!:whistle:

Porridge much?

[huff3r]

and well they bloody should!!!! I eat men for breakfast!:whistle:

Does that mean you swallow? :dodge:

[Genestho]

mmm loved living on the goldy where the men and woman were gorgeous!:baby:

Ahh the joy of the fake pecs guy with his thong on bending over to pick up a grain of sand, so all on the beach could admire his pulsating buttocks!

__________________________________________________ _________.....

Now, where was I?:wacko:

Dissapointing flying back to Aucks, looked liked men (apart from my own honey) and women had been smacked good and proper with the ugly stick in comparison:pinch:!!

Was quite hard to dress back down accordingly.

Haven't noticed any hot blokes though , where're they be hangin out? :whistle:
And wth is up with woman wearing pJ's and scruffy uggboots when they go out? ew and the stained billowing trackies!Huh?

[Foxzee]

So you're both fat as well?

we have meaningful hips.............that eat most.....

[Foxzee]

Does that mean you swallow? :dodge:

BURP.....puff puff..Burp...........arrrr that's better........lol

[Foxzee]

Nope I can't compete with the likes of the Renegade master.... guess I get relegated to the other list.

You have the A list have seen you pour wine...mmmmm bubbles even ......ladies he's a score......

[Genie]

Porridge much?

Porridge is a very wholesome and hearty breakfast that really gets you going on a cold morning! Rather Yummy!!

[Cheshire Cat]

Porridge is a very wholesome and hearty breakfast that really gets you going on a cold morning! Rather Yummy!!

mmmmmmmm slurp that porridge up boys!!

[Genie]

mmm loved living on the goldy where the men and woman were gorgeous!:baby:

Ahh the joy of the fake pecs guy with his thong on bending over to pick up a grain of sand, so all on the beach could admire his pulsating buttocks!

__________________________________________________ _________.....

Now, where was I?:wacko:

Dissapointing flying back to Aucks, looked liked men (apart from my own honey) and women had been smacked good and proper with the ugly stick in comparison:pinch:!!

Was quite hard to dress back down accordingly.

Haven't noticed any hot blokes though , where're they be hangin out? :whistle:
And wth is up with woman wearing pJ's and scruffy uggboots when they go out? ew and the stained billowing trackies!Huh?

Hey I hear ya on that one....so many women dress like shit.....why??? I just don't get it.....i wore a little dress the other day to pick the kids up from school and got asked about 5 times - where had i been? like i need a reason to wear a dress? I wear dresses most days....why - to be feminine!!! And i look good!!!!!

[Foxzee]

Hey Chickys for once the girls have owned the thread keep it up ...................

[Str8 Jacket]

Ya see, I just really dont give a fuck what people think about me. I dress corporate for work as I am a professional but that's as far as its goes....

[steel001]

Hey Chickys for once the girls have owned the thread keep it up ...................

Nah we have just lent it to you for awhile :whistle:

[Cheshire Cat]

Nah we have just lent it to you for awhile :whistle:

Yeeaah! :bleh:

[huff3r]

Yeeaah! :bleh:

You're on the guys team right? Thats what ur thingy says :lol:

[spacemonkey]

I must spread for foxzee...... The mind boggles! :crazy:









:lol::lol::lol:

[Teflon]

I find the fat ugly ones fuck the best.. but it's getting the fuckers to leave is the worst part about it..well,, with out making them cry anyway..

[Foxzee]

Nah we have just lent it to you for awhile :whistle:

bring it on then......bash us

[Foxzee]

I must spread for foxzee...... The mind boggles! :crazy:









:lol::lol::lol:
The bubbles went straight to head....LOL

[The Stranger]

I must spread for foxzee...... The mind boggles! :crazy:









:lol::lol::lol:

Stalker alert!

[steel001]

bring it on then......bash us

Now why would I do a thing like that?

Oh and the fuck/make love thing ...well I decided it's not a debatable point :yawn:

[Foxzee]

Now why would I do a thing like that?

Oh and the fuck/make love thing ...well I decided it's not a debatable point :yawn:


So..........we are waiting for ya next move.............hehehe...

fox bite...yum for sum ouch for others

[huff3r]

So..........we are waiting for ya next move.............hehehe...

fox bite...yum for sum ouch for others

And we're still waiting for an A-list kiwi chick ;) :lol:

[Foxzee]

And we're still waiting for an A-list kiwi chick ;) :lol:

You blokes name ya chicks.........

[huff3r]

You blokes name ya chicks.........

Sorry, is "chick" not an acceptable term. Im only 19 and dont really understand all this "adult-speak" :lol:

[gatch]

Theres heaps of babes in NZ, smokin babes !

You just have to peel off the protective outer layer to reveal the sweet fruit which lies beneath..

[huff3r]

Theres heaps of babes in NZ, smokin babes !

You just have to peel off the protective outer layer to reveal the sweet fruit which lies beneath..

NO!! You must always use protection!!! :lol:

[XxKiTtiExX]

mmmmmmmm slurp that porridge up boys!!


Luke warm porridge stirred with a nice wooden spoon.. nothing quite like it! If your lucky they might even lick the bowl! :lol:

[Insanity_rules]

Most of the time its cos of too much cake. More chubby butts in NZ than anywhere.

I take it you haven't been to America? I felt like a micro person (Yeah I said it) in the states. Kiwi ladies aren't as hard work as in other places.

[gammaguy]

It's because we're all descended from hard-ass farmers.

This nation is still relatively young, and there still exists this culture of ruggedness and "she'll be right" attitude which values modesty etc, and fixing stuff with no.8 wire. What, apart from a fence, could you fix with no.8 wire anyway? no.8 wire doesn't fix shit. Anyway, I could write an essay length explanation as to why we're apparently such bushpigs but i wont because I cant be bothered. Just going to say that it could be in part due to the culture that has evolved from colonial/farming times. :blink:

:whocares: :wari:

would have to agree there,after all we are a product of our environment.i guess in ENZEDS challenging climate its better to be practical than look good.

After all,when is the last time ANYONE saw a hot girl in Bluff?:oi-grr:

Anyone??:weep:

Baaaaaaaa

[DMCD]

Luke warm porridge stirred with a nice wooden spoon.. nothing quite like it! If your lucky they might even lick the bowl! :lol:

Not entirely sure how to take that :confused:

[DMCD]

bring it on then......bash us

She likes it rough :lol:

[monkey99]

The woman of Welli are mostly beautiful..:buggerd:

but they can strip your emotions to the core faster than...paint stripper

they just be mean fcukers man..just plain mean:girlfight:

Mind I don't know any of the biker girls in Welli.. & its killing me knowing the ones that know how to ride & ride hard, are out there somewhere.

:beer:, a woman that has a bike, with long hair, leather.. oh and did I say :beer:..yeah I'll have two of those, oh and a whiskey for the lady:2thumbsup

[LBD]

would have to agree there,after all we are a product of our environment.i guess in ENZEDS challenging climate its better to be practical than look good.

After all,when is the last time ANYONE saw a hot girl in Bluff?:oi-grr:

Anyone??:weep:

Baaaaaaaa

There are heaps of southern bels....

I caught me a spunky kiwi lass...who still has not thrown me back after 27 years....

Then there are all the Kyrgyz and Russian lasses looking for expat husbands over this part of the world...even the ugliest and oldest Aussie/Yank/Kiwi/Canadian blokes win over here.....not for their looks or personality, but the chance of escape they may offer....

[scissorhands]

What a prick of a survey. No mention of blackie girl.

[Foxzee]

Stalker alert!
he's a friendly stalker.............
:lol:

[Foxzee]

She likes it rough :lol:


Mieoooowwww.......purrrrrr......grrrrf.....purr... puff.....

30 seconds well spent..........

[scissorhands]

Snuggle purr meow, Mummy, baby wants to

[u4ea]

Talked about this "poll" to a guy at work. He made me feel soo special as he said nah its all wrong about NZ women being ugly ..rekoned Im a looker....I work in a resthome so I spoze anyone under 65 would look hot :lol:

[PrincessBandit]

So you're both fat as well?

You'll just have to see me one day to find out..


I know, that is so true....everytime I go near a medical centre someone rushes out to offer me a seat....

I have this craving for pies.......mind you, I've always had that...

The worst bit was when the doctor tried to give me an internal examination and stuck a fecking telescope up my pee hole......then there was the scan when he confirmed that I was expecting a healthy set of twin kebabs

......and now.....sniff....I just want.....sniff....a hug....sniff, sorry.....I'm crying but.....sniff....I'm so happy but......sniff.....it's just.....sniff .....waaaaaaaaaaaa

Oh Max! time for a big :hug: Nothing like a hug and a nice cuppa (with a pie or two) to make you feel better!


Stalker alert!

We have lotsa them here on kb!

[cc rider]

..... "You dont' look at the mantlepeice while you're stoking the fire!"yes, fire places are so romantic :buggerd:

[marigami]

Well this threads made me laugh so much but please stop I am working (well trying for god sake)!
As a french girl (one of those exotic eurepean girls as I red somewhere earlier....) how should I feel?
It is true that all depends also of the culture the traditions of pampering oneself, but that does not means that doing so or not would be better.
In france too we also have big cities (yes yes I assure you we do!!!lol) and countryside.
So it is true that most girls in the country don't have either time or confort or need to pamper themselves too much but anyway they still manage to do it, at least for themselves.
It il also true that younger girls tends to wear more pants than dress or skirts,either because they did not have idea to wear them, or because they think they are less practical or because their mothers have not shown themselves wearing dress or, last thing, because in some areas where you can find lots of migrants coming from mediteranean or maghreb (please PLEASE do not make me say general things...) culture it is easier for girls to actually look like men.
because they have to defend themselves and try to exist too as they are.
And then this tends to spread from out of those restricted areas.
But fortunatly that does not concern all the french girls....
Are french woman pretty or ugly? Some are, both and some are average... as are men.
But I really think than mixing cultures and people from differents background could enrich our minds and features too...
From time being we are not "fat" but youngters are becoming more and more like in the US, couch or video games potatoes...What news!
As I am not the typical french girl (is ther anyway a typical french or german or..;woman or man?) I just can't say anymore.
Anyway so can be very good looking but cold and not knowing how to seduce.
Well i just can't say that I have not had too much problems in seducing so far, but that was before my well say illness.
And also it is said that some men like tiny girls (really??!!).
So I ride bikes,I dring beers (ah Guiness or stout), I have a deep voice (very good to seduce though lol) and I wear a lot of skirt and dress and heels...
And leather while riding.
Am I pretty?
Who cares?
I do... for myself.
But as I just don't want to be only a prey but part of the "hunt" (yurk this word is awful with this meaning) I take car of myself just to please me and because it is my culture too to pamper myself.

[marigami]

I think he is kiwi and I thing he's quite hansome...


http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Karl+Urban%20filterui:face-face&qpvt=Karl+Urban&FORM=H4RE#

[Motoracer]

Kiwigirls are fuckin hot with tidy bodies. A lot of em. Actually to tell you the truth, a lot of the Euro women I have met say that Kiwi blokes are not that great looking unlike the female counterparts. So I am really doubting the stats.

Unfortunatly a lot of guys in NZ, including me do find kiwi girls uncompatable, as attractive as they are. Hence I followed a Euro girl to the other side of the world. So has my brother and some friends I know. Maybe there's just something wrong with us or I dunno what.

[Trudes]

http://australianactingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/fa62.jpg
http://www.odt.co.nz/files/story/2008/06/grant_Medium.jpg
Nom nom nom

[Genestho]

http://images.2dayfm.com.au/2008/06/27/30561/600x400-ENT-DanielCarter-600x400.jpg

:D:first:

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and completely subjective! (of course!)

[Genie]

Thanks Trudes...yes he is a hottie for sure.....damn shame he's not at my gym...would be nice to look at in the mornings! Love me a bit of eye candy! HIm, i'd enjoy eating for breakfast! Gawd I'm hungry!!!

[Trudes]

I went to school with this guy....
http://www.throng.co.nz/files/u4208/shortlandStMarkWarren.jpg

and this one
http://www.edgenz.com/myimages/spo-mq.jpg

oh, this one too (not that he is or was my cuppa tea, sorry Clarke!)
http://static.stuff.co.nz/1236111429/708/1996708.jpg
:laugh:

[Cheshire Cat]

The woman of Welli are mostly beautiful..:buggerd:

but they can strip your emotions to the core faster than...paint stripper

they just be mean fcukers man..just plain mean:girlfight:

Mind I don't know any of the biker girls in Welli.. & its killing me knowing the ones that know how to ride & ride hard, are out there somewhere.

:beer:, a woman that has a bike, with long hair, leather.. oh and did I say :beer:..yeah I'll have two of those, oh and a whiskey for the lady:2thumbsup

Have you not heard of Flame? shes a biker chick with long hair who rides hard!!:Punk:

[Cheshire Cat]

Well this threads made me laugh so much but please stop I am working (well trying for god sake)!
As a french girl (one of those exotic eurepean girls as I red somewhere earlier....) how should I feel?
It is true that all depends also of the culture the traditions of pampering oneself, but that does not means that doing so or not would be better.
In france too we also have big cities (yes yes I assure you we do!!!lol) and countryside.
So it is true that most girls in the country don't have either time or confort or need to pamper themselves too much but anyway they still manage to do it, at least for themselves.
It il also true that younger girls tends to wear more pants than dress or skirts,either because they did not have idea to wear them, or because they think they are less practical or because their mothers have not shown themselves wearing dress or, last thing, because in some areas where you can find lots of migrants coming from mediteranean or maghreb (please PLEASE do not make me say general things...) culture it is easier for girls to actually look like men.
because they have to defend themselves and try to exist too as they are.
And then this tends to spread from out of those restricted areas.
But fortunatly that does not concern all the french girls....
Are french woman pretty or ugly? Some are, both and some are average... as are men.
But I really think than mixing cultures and people from differents background could enrich our minds and features too...
From time being we are not "fat" but youngters are becoming more and more like in the US, couch or video games potatoes...What news!
As I am not the typical french girl (is ther anyway a typical french or german or..;woman or man?) I just can't say anymore.
Anyway so can be very good looking but cold and not knowing how to seduce.
Well i just can't say that I have not had too much problems in seducing so far, but that was before my well say illness.
And also it is said that some men like tiny girls (really??!!).
So I ride bikes,I dring beers (ah Guiness or stout), I have a deep voice (very good to seduce though lol) and I wear a lot of skirt and dress and heels...
And leather while riding.
Am I pretty?
Who cares?
I do... for myself.
But as I just don't want to be only a prey but part of the "hunt" (yurk this word is awful with this meaning) I take car of myself just to please me and because it is my culture too to pamper myself.

Some women dont find the need to "pamper" themselves like other women do. For example- Id pamper myself by going for a ride:scooter:, rather than going shopping get a facial, have my hair done(for an insane price) and nails too...
Women dont need to wear dresses or make up or jewlery to be feminine. and it doesnt mean theyre less attractive even if the media says theyre ugly because they dont conform to the women in magazines and what the media says it attractive.

Have you seen the way they photoshop models/actresses?
It might look good(to most people) but its not real.And the stars are even disgusted by what the magazines do to their picture.
A woman can look hot/sexy/cute/pretty/beautiful, but it doesnt mean they are. Very attractive women tend to have a real nasty side that people over look becasue of the way they look.

you'll hear and read this many times but the real beautie and attractiveness comes from a persons personality. I can think of many women who should look like supermodels because their personality is amazing!
sadly things dont work that way.


I believe in miracles
Where you from
You sexy thing
I believe in miracles
Since you came along
You sexy thing:wari::wari:

[Cheshire Cat]

I think he is kiwi and I thing he's quite hansome...


http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Karl+Urban%20filterui:face-face&qpvt=Karl+Urban&FORM=H4RE#


This supposed to be about kiwis but ohwell :devil2:

http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kry6414L8S1qzixd4o1_400.jpg
:drool:

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/09/23-End/stars-411-johnny-depp-not-in-england.jpg

:drool:

http://www.sportandcinema.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/maguire.jpg
yes you can laugh at me all you want!! haha

[Mr Merde]

I repeat: "NEW ZEALAND WOMEN ARE NOT UGLY" :mad: Sorry for shouting but I stand by "our" girls! (unfortunately, standing by, is all I'm good for these days. :weep:)

I agree with you here.

Beauty is a perceived conception and unfortunately the NZ Girls all seem very good at perceiveing, or possibly conception.

I was a little underwhelmed with the quality of our female counterparts, when I first came back to NZ from Europe. They seemed to me to be a very slovenly lot. SInce being back for 7 years I must admit I dont notice the short commings nearly as much.

[Mr Merde]

Ha classic.

But to be perfectly honest and I speak from personal experience, there are things that count for allot more than gorgeous and typical beauty and these are things I find allot more in Kiwi woman than the exotic Europeans.

Things like naïveté and the willingness to hump like a bunny at the drop of a hat or the mention of the DPB?

[ready4whatever]

I went to school with this chick. she a model now, aswell as a slag

[Cheshire Cat]

I went to school with this chick. she a model now, aswell as a slag

and you have photos of her :rofl:

[SixPackBack]

I went to school with this chick. she a model now, aswell as a slag

So what happened after you shagged her??

[ready4whatever]

So what happened after you shagged her??

Havnt been there, thats why shes a slag! :laugh:

[Skyryder]

Havnt been there, thats why shes a slag! :laugh:

Get a knockback :doh:and all of a sudden she's a slag.:eek:



Skyryder

[Cheshire Cat]

Get a knockback :doh:and all of a sudden she's a slag.:eek:



Skyryder

I wouldnt go there. shes got fat man shoulders

[ready4whatever]

I wouldnt go there. shes got fat man shoulders

lol. and maybe because your a girl, and not a man like i thought. i wouldnt go there, not without 5 layers of latex on, or a biological warfare suit

[Skyryder]

I wouldnt go there. shes got fat man shoulders

Never look at a womans shoulder. It's what's hanging below that catches my attention. Photo #2 She's got a nice cleavage.

Skyryder

[PrincessBandit]

I went to school with this chick. she a model now, aswell as a slag

they do kinda look like they're outta your personal photo album.....:laugh:

[ready4whatever]

they do kinda look like they're outta your personal photo album.....:laugh:

Yeah they arent the proper model ones, i cant upload them cause iv already got them somewhere on the bikini thread

[Cheshire Cat]

lol. and maybe because your a girl, and not a man like i thought. i wouldnt go there, not without 5 layers of latex on, or a biological warfare suit

maybe because im a girl doesnt mean a thing.

[Fatt Max]

I wouldnt go there. shes got fat man shoulders

Nothing wrong with them mate....

I only have a 3" willy but I've got 140kg to push it in with.

[Cheshire Cat]

Nothing wrong with them mate....

I only have a 3" willy but I've got 140kg to push it in with.

hahahahahaa!!

you like women with fat man shoulders?

[gatch]

Havnt been there, thats why shes a slag! :laugh:

Bling !


I wouldnt go there. shes got fat man shoulders

LOL typical nasty young woman..


I wouldnt go there, not without 5 layers of latex on, or a biological warfare suit

20 buck says you wouldn't even bat an eyelid if she put her hands down your pants..

[Cheshire Cat]

Bling !



LOL typical nasty young woman..



20 buck says you wouldn't even bat an eyelid if she put her hands down your pants..

keep your day job

[Xile]

I love this thread!

[The Stranger]

I wouldnt go there. shes got fat man shoulders

If you change your mind though be sure and post the pics.

[Cheshire Cat]

I love this thread!

care to explain why :confused:

[Cheshire Cat]

If you change your mind though be sure and post the pics.

My mind will never change on that:puke: