I'm getting kicked out!

[Sidewinder]

owell as some of you may already know last thursday the place that i live at got robbed!
well on these new grounds that it looks like i did it!! well as i found out from a mate that got the police file checked the police did not say anything about me, so go figure they just getting silly lill thoughts in there wee minds now.
about a month or two ago they wanted me to pay them a week in advance which i already did when i moved in....... oh and had already been living in the household for over 4-5months!
and they said they texted me in the weekend asking me to pay which if i didnt reply to it should mean that i did not get the message which i honestly didnt but hey, they should of waited to ask me in person!
so last night when i got home they gave me my letter saying i have two weeks to move out because they think i ripped off our house.
ffs my bike gear is worth more than all there stuff together so go figure.
so the letter goes on about the reason im getting kicked out is for not paying them more money so they can spend it on them selfs.
but when they gave me the letter all they could talk about was that they think from what the police said and what they think that i and or boss and work mate ripped the place of because the garage door was opened from the inside.
well funny that snice chris said that this one chick told him that she was going to rob the house a while back and she had our garage door remote for a few weeks, that sounds more fishy to me lol.
owell rant over and done, i typed out the complete letter and have not removed any details and is spelt and worded excaly the same as the letter was. have a read i dont care!

[Sidewinder]

Monday 23rd November 09

Dear Jeremy

This letter is to notify you that you living arrangement is being
terminated. As at today (Monday the 23rd of November 09) You
have two weeks to remove yourself and your belongings, making
Monday the 7th of December 09 your last day at the property of
$%# Clarkin road Hamilton.
This is on the grounds of the safety of the tenants and failing to
meet your finacial agreements made by yourself and head
tenants. You have been asked to pay one weeks rent in advance
but during your time here you have made many excuses as to why
you couldn't pay the agreed amount.
Currently you pay rent week-to-week meaning that by continuing to
pay rent as normal, you will be here for one extra day, which is not
covered in the rent week. This day will still need to be paid for at
$19.40cents.
If you have any questions or comments please contact us.

Chris @#$%

Sarah @#$%&*

[JimO]

stay and piss them off

[sunhuntin]

hand her a $50 or $100 on your last day and ask for exact change.

[Sidewinder]

oh and i have not signed any paper work or anything when i moved in so i dont even need to pay them if i leave or give them notic as far as i know

[Laava]

I don't get it. They are not accusing you of being a thief!

[Sidewinder]

I don't get it. They are not accusing you of being a thief!

i know they are saying one thing and the letter another, i dont get it either!:hug:

[Usarka]

They're booting you out because of your comprehension skills :rofl:

[p.dath]

It is obvious they don't want you there. Do you really want to live in an envinroment like that? Move out!

[Sidewinder]

It is obvious they don't want you there. Do you really want to live in an envinroment like that? Move out!

oh nah i dont, im just thinking out a loud, isnt that what you do on here?

[BikerDazz]

oh nah i dont, im just thinking out a loud, isnt that what you do on here?

You'll be doing yourself a big favour moving out of Fearfield...:2thumbsup

[AllanB]

Move on I'd say.

That often happens when you ignore a swinging couples advances. Put out or get out they are saying ..............

Offer her a shag, let him watch but don't let him video it, that shit will end up on the Internet. And let us know how it goes. :2thumbsup

[FJRider]

Actually ... as I recall, 28 days is the legal minimum notice of eviction ...

[Fatt Max]

Fucking let me at 'em.....

I can get a stainless steel pole, some titty tassles (for my flabby beer tits), a rose to put in my bum and a pair of stockings and suspenders.

I'll break in while they are all out, set the pole up on the lounge and film myself doing a pole dance, the finale being the rose being pulled from my fat sweaty arse and rubbed over every spoon, kinfe, fork and fucking toothbrush in the place.

I will then rub my hairy brain all over every door knob in the house so the result will be that:

1. All of the house will have had a bit of fat arse sweat for tea, and
2. They would have all touched my fat nad maraccas

Finally, I'll take a huge dump and sew the stools into the curtains

All of the above for $50 and a Mince n Cheese

Legs?

[scracha]

I'm surprised P.Dart hasn't jumped on this :-)

So their letter states you are a "tenant".
"tenants" have rights.

http://www.dbh.govt.nz/tenants-giving-notice


http://www.virtualrealty.co.nz/quickref.html

Note: A Landlord Must
Make sure the locks and fastenings are adequate.

http://www.virtualrealty.co.nz/endoftenancy.html
Must give you 3 weeks notice + 4 days. Must state the exact date it is to end.

His letter states "financial agreements". If it's not in writing ,then it's not valid.

His letter isn't valid so WRITE back to him and tell him that he should send a correct notice to end the tenancy (another letter). Mention that the phrase "safety of the tenants" is potentially libelous. Also include a note that if he discloses your details to the National Tenancy Database then you will take legal action. Include the legal implications if he evicts or threatens you without sticking to the letter of the law. You could also send him a retaliatory notice. Furthermore, you might mention in your letter that you're considering taking him to tribunal as he didn't make sure the locks and fastenings were adequate. Last but not least, ask him for his GST number :whistle:

Once they send the correct letter, ensure you reply giving them their 21 days notice.

Seriously though, just do the above to piss him off and buy yourself more time if you can't find a decent place in 2 weeks. You don't really want an asshole landlord like that. If you do find a nice place, then once your stuff is gone (and make sure you tell the leccy/phone/etc companies) then use the above as leverege to avoid paying a bit of rent.

[p.dath]

I'm surprised P.Dart hasn't jumped on this :-)


I was tempted but there are some complications, and not enough info was given. For example, its not clear to me that SideWinder has met the legal definition of "tenant", and could possibly be considered a "border" which has different rules.

All in all, I reckon he's best to get out as soon as he's ready.

I'll give you one more thing to consider. Frequently crimes are committed by related parties (especially violent crimes!). Anyway perhaps SideWinder's flatmates had some involvement in his gear being stolen ... oh the conspiracy theories!

[steve_t]

In general a tenant must give a landlord at least three weeks’ (21 days’) written notice when they want to end the tenancy. A landlord may allow a tenant to give shorter notice. This should be stated in writing. A landlord must generally give a tenant at least three months’ (90 days’) written notice to end the tenancy. However, if the property is needed for the landlord’s family members or employees, or there is an agreement to sell and the buyer wants the property empty, then the notice period is six weeks (42 days). If 42 days’ notice is given the landlord must inform the tenant why the notice is not 90 days.

[Sidewinder]

I was tempted but there are some complications, and not enough info was given. For example, its not clear to me that SideWinder has met the legal definition of "tenant", and could possibly be considered a "border" which has different rules.

All in all, I reckon he's best to get out as soon as he's ready.

I'll give you one more thing to consider. Frequently crimes are committed by related parties (especially violent crimes!). Anyway perhaps SideWinder's flatmates had some involvement in his gear being stolen ... oh the conspiracy theories!

they rent the house and yea id say i would be a boarder

[Mully]

$19.40?

They sound like a pair of wankers. Just move out and save yourself the bullshit.

(or take a shit in the cistern of the toilet on your last day)

EDIT: Do they have contents insurance you can claim your gear on to fuck up their no claims?

[p.dath]

This is one classic exemption I have seen:

http://www.legislation.govt.nz/act/public/1986/0120/latest/DLM95000.html?search=ts_act_residential_resel&p=1#DLM95000


This Act shall not apply in the following cases:

(n) Where the premises continue to be used, during the tenancy, principally as a place of residence by the landlord or by any member of the landlord's family:

This means if the landlord or any of their family lives at the same address the Residential Tenanices act does not apply.

You often see this catch because Kiwi's love to buy an investment property and get in flatmates to help pay it off. Well those flatmates have almost no rights, as they don't have the protection of the act.

Two cents to think about.

[Foxzee]

they rent the house and yea id say i would be a boarder

Nah you are not...they have sub let the room.........

[Mully]

Nah you are not...they have sub let the room.........

Were they allowed to sublet the room?? A lot of tenancy agreements say they can't.

Not that I'm suggesting you tell on them to the owner or anything......

[Sidewinder]

$19.40?

They sound like a pair of wankers. Just move out and save yourself the bullshit.

(or take a shit in the cistern of the toilet on your last day)

EDIT: Do they have contents insurance you can claim your gear on to fuck up their no claims?

yea they do but they think that i was involed with the house getting robbed so dont think they will put it on there tab

[Sidewinder]

Were they allowed to sublet the room?? A lot of tenancy agreements say they can't.

Not that I'm suggesting you tell on them to the owner or anything......

yea its says there not alowd flatmates or anything like that even tho the owner knows that i live here....:oi-grr:

[Mully]

yea they do but they think that i was involed with the house getting robbed so dont think they will put it on there tab

Well, were I a bitch, I would suggest to them that they have to prove you were involved or let you add to their claim.

[Sidewinder]

Well, were I a bitch, I would suggest to them that they have to prove you were involved or let you add to their claim.
oh so i can add to there claim? is that legal or big dodgy?

[Mully]

oh so i can add to there claim? is that legal or big dodgy?

If you were living there (in fact, if any of your stuff was there) you should be able to claim on their insurance.

[Sidewinder]

If you were living there (in fact, if any of your stuff was there) you should be able to claim on their insurance.

is it up to them tho?

[p.dath]

Well, were I a bitch, I would suggest to them that they have to prove you were involved or let you add to their claim.

That holds no water.

They don't have to prove anything, and it is completely up to them what they claim for on their insurance policy - it's their policy.

[sinfull]

Shoot them and get free room and board for the next ten !

[Mully]

That holds no water.

They don't have to prove anything, and it is completely up to them what they claim for on their insurance policy - it's their policy.

On thinking about it more, I think you're right.

And they sound like a pack of idiots, so they probably wont to him any favours.

[SMOKEU]

You might as well as be as much of a cock as you can be just to return the favour. Once you have moved out, place an ad in the local newspaper in the 'escorts' section advertising services as a gay hooker. Include the name of one of the tenants living at the address and the phone number. Then sit back and relax as they get calls from faggots wanting their services.

[Sidewinder]

You might as well as be as much of a cock as you can be just to return the favour. Once you have moved out, place an ad in the local newspaper in the 'escorts' section advertising services as a gay hooker. Include the name of one of the tenants living at the address and the phone number. Then sit back and relax as they get calls from faggots wanting their services.

and thats a bingo!

[Foxzee]

and thats a bingo!

Oh shit.....what does ya ad say......got one yet....lol

[Sidewinder]

Oh shit.....what does ya ad say......got one yet....lol
yip always had one. but ill just have to change the name and number from mine:2thumbsup:2thumbsup:2thumbsup

[crazyhorse]

:rofl: :rofl:


Nothing sweeter than revenge............... they sound like tossers!

[Conquiztador]

Your opportunity to move away from Hammy, the city with the slogan: "Where did you really want to go?"

[Sidewinder]

Your opportunity to move away from Hammy, the city with the slogan: "Where did you really want to go?"

haha i havn't herd that in all the years that i have been here:2thumbsup:2thumbsup

[Foxzee]

Your opportunity to move away from Hammy, the city with the slogan: "Where did you really want to go?"

Heaven.........with girls on bikes ...chocolate...bubbles....200 of them and just sidewinder...........China????????????? LOL

[ajturbo]

i say get a real job!!!

[ManDownUnder]

Call it quits, move out save everyone the hassle.

Sometimes the only way to win is to lose the least. Start a shitfight and you'll just lose more. Don't sweat it. Find digs, and move.

Edit - for a change I am not taking the piss.

[Sidewinder]

i say get a real job!!!

i was told that it was.
bugger pak and save here i come!

[carver]

you are welcome here bro

[Genestho]

Forget about the last one, get yourself another.

The road ahead will see you right :yes:

[Sidewinder]

you are welcome here bro

yea just gotta figure out where to next in life eh

[carver]

yea just gotta figure out where to next in life eh

well, you still have a job eh?
Its no biggie, just learn what you can from it

[CookMySock]

i know they are saying one thing and the letter another, i dont get it either!:hug:Don't waste your good intentions on them, bro.

If theres no documentation or written agreement, then stiff them for all you can get and tell them to get fucked. :finger::finger::finger::finger::finger:

You don't need it.

Steve

[Sidewinder]

well, you still have a job eh?
Its no biggie, just learn what you can from it

yea if i want to have bike gear i so shouldn't steal my own lol

[Sidewinder]

Don't waste your good intentions on them, bro.

If theres no documentation or written agreement, then stiff them for all you can get and tell them to get fucked. :finger::finger::finger::finger::finger:

You don't need it.

Steve

yea so much for people that are meant ta be my mates aswell. there loss not mine

[scracha]

yea so much for people that are meant ta be my mates aswell. there loss not mine
Well there's another lesson learned. Mates don't do business; mates do favors.

[Sidewinder]

Well there's another lesson learned. Mates don't do business; mates do favors.

and girls do sexual favors, mmmmmmmmmmm:whistle::whistle:

[CookMySock]

and girls do sexual favorsErr, think about it. :cool:

It's actually the boys doing sexual favors for the girls, and if it isn't - it should be.

Steve

[Laava]

Do not waste your life worrying about it. Move out asap with dignity intact! Way too petty to be trying to avenge yourself! Make yourself feel better by moving to a better place grasshopper!

[Mom]

Well, were I a bitch, I would suggest to them that they have to prove you were involved or let you add to their claim.

An interesting thing I learned about contents insurance a few years ago.

I took out a contents policy as you do. When Maha came to live with me I for some reason thought I should contact the insurance company, sure enough his property was not covered under my policy. SO I added him as a member of my family and all was sweet. A few years later his eldest daughter came to live with us, sure enough her stuff was not covered either as she was not part of my family either.

All sorted now, but a good thing to remember all the same.

The other trap I found relates to the contents of our caravan. I assumed they would be covered under my existing contents policy, but not so. As they were permanently in the cravan they needed their own policy. We now leave the caravan empty and haul backwards and forwards the stuff we need when we stay in it.

[coffeejunkie]

Ok so you have been given some good advice and some not so good....I think maybe you shld cut your losses and move on....Be the bigger man....Your leathers are gunna turn up somewhere it's only a matter of time....As for the wanker flattie....well im a true believer in Karma and she s a bitch baby! they will get whats comming to them that you can count on!

[Sidewinder]

Ok so you have been given some good advice and some not so good....I think maybe you shld cut your losses and move on....Be the bigger man....Your leathers are gunna turn up somewhere it's only a matter of time....As for the wanker flattie....well im a true believer in Karma and she s a bitch baby! they will get whats comming to them that you can count on!

i just want to get me a new bike
<a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253F partner%253DZSzeb008%255FZCfox000%2526i%253D4%252F 4%255F14%255F6%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_14_6.gif" alt="SmileyCentral.com" border="0"><img border="0" src="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fimgfarm%252Ecom%252Fimages%252F nocache%252Ftr%252Ffw%252Fsmiley%252Fsocial%252Egi f%253Fi%253D4%252F4_14_6%2526uiv%253D3.0/image.gif"></a>

[Juzz976]

Yeh I'd find somewhere if only a temporary place and get the hell out, Don't pay them another cent, adjust the hot water cylinder valve so it constantly pours out hot water and replace all the lights with grunty 200W lamps. Turn the fridge/freezr up or down whatever.
pour sugar in their kettle/jug.
Remeber to punish the tenants not the landlord.

Sounds like a couple of dipshits and they'll just go on to do the same with their next tennant. Move on, because who wants to live dickheads

[Quasievil]

yea just gotta figure out where to next in life eh

So Party at your place for the last night dude ?

If I was a young fucker like you I would be going to Uni or tech or something.

Anyway drop in for a chat if you want.

[Sidewinder]

So Party at your place for the last night dude ?

If I was a young fucker like you I would be going to Uni or tech or something.

Anyway drop in for a chat if you want.

yea might do eh, need a hair cut and im not letting you do mine lol. \
sweet bro booked in to do my full on the 11 of dec yea boi
<a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253F partner%253DZSzeb008%255FZCfox000%2526i%253D7%252F 7%255F14%255F4%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/7/7_14_4.gif" alt="SmileyCentral.com" border="0"><img border="0" src="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fimgfarm%252Ecom%252Fimages%252F nocache%252Ftr%252Ffw%252Fsmiley%252Fsocial%252Egi f%253Fi%253D7%252F7_14_4%2526uiv%253D3.0/image.gif"></a>
<a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253F partner%253DZSzeb008%255FZCfox000%2526i%253D15%252 F15%255F8%255F211%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_8_211.gif" alt="SmileyCentral.com" border="0"><img border="0" src="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fimgfarm%252Ecom%252Fimages%252F nocache%252Ftr%252Ffw%252Fsmiley%252Fsocial%252Egi f%253Fi%253D15%252F15_8_211%2526uiv%253D3.0/image.gif"></a>

[Leyton]

Yikes, Screw that! Move out! Stuff living with a bunch of cocksuckers who are that materialistic that want like ... and ... cents.. Crikey.

Not sure what a hard arse flatmate is aye, my flatmate is cool she is like another sister away from home and we have no issues sharing food and the odd bit of cash from time to time.

Soo move out. Maybe they robbed the place because they felt you owed them something :P owww conspiracy!

Hope you find a decent pad sometime man, with plenty of bike parking.

[Cheshire Cat]

oh and i have not signed any paper work or anything when i moved in so i dont even need to pay them if i leave or give them notic as far as i know

I never liked your flatmates. that dude is a rude bastard and the chick is a no-hoper pregnant ginger. like we need more of those in the world *rolls eyes*

[Sidewinder]

Yikes, Screw that! Move out! Stuff living with a bunch of cocksuckers who are that materialistic that want like ... and ... cents.. Crikey.

Not sure what a hard arse flatmate is aye, my flatmate is cool she is like another sister away from home and we have no issues sharing food and the odd bit of cash from time to time.

Soo move out. Maybe they robbed the place because they felt you owed them something :P owww conspiracy!

Hope you find a decent pad sometime man, with plenty of bike parking.

yea was planing on getting another gsxr aswell, bugger it, got a nice double garage here and now no bike gear

[Sidewinder]

I never liked your flatmates. that dude is a rude bastard and the chick is a no-hoper pregnant ginger. like we need more of those in the world *rolls eyes*
yea i thought it was against the law for gingers to bread but hey:whistle::whistle:

[Sidewinder]

damn im good already got a new place that i can move into when ever i want. chur!

[Juzz976]

Move now and dont give them anymore money as they've given you notice that they want you out.
Don't forget to do your change of adrees shit so you wont have to go back to pick up any mail.

Oh yeh and tell them calmly and politely what you think of them in a non threatening way.

[FROSTY]

Much as you have the right to vent and be angry. Dude it just ain't worth the anger over.They think you did it and untill someone else gets caught theyll carry on thinking it. meanwile you hafta live there under that kinda tension.
Get into your new place so you can hassle us

[Indiana_Jones]

Take shits everywhere in the house and hide them (Vents, under sinks, attics etc)

Turn off the water mains the day you leave, and then turn it off once a month after you move out.

-Indy

[Leyton]

Take shits everywhere in the house and hide them (Vents, under sinks, attics etc)


Install a smoke alarm in a wall cavity or some place next to where they sleep and cant find it.. 3 months later.. the battery goes flat..

Beep......... Beeeep..... AHHHH F@#$#@$k!

Nah, move out without revenge :P I would not pay the last day if you have already paid a week in advance, assuming your up to 2 weeks in advance now. The worst they can do is retaliate like animals or go through the hassle of trying to legalise their notice :P

[Indiana_Jones]

Install a smoke alarm in a wall cavity or some place next to where they sleep and cant find it.. 3 months later.. the battery goes flat..

Beep......... Beeeep..... AHHHH F@#$#@$k!


A classic.

Also I suggest performing greasy Pablo's around the house. Also an upper decker.

-Indy

[Indiana_Jones]

Perhaps a sweaty Rodriguez too, but that'd be fairly obivous, if you're trying to be subtle that is.

-Indy

[Insanity_rules]

Tell them they can line up and give you a rusty trombone then you could give the bitch a one eyed pirate or even a Tony Danza!

For all of you who aren't familiar with these manouvers please PM me and I'll explain. Too R18 fo the open forum.

[Juzz976]

Yeh I wouldn't be doing anything that may land you with criminal charges.
They seem to be money motivated, making their next few power bills expensive till they figure out whats goin on is a pretty safe way.
a nicely flowing hot water cylinder does the trick and you dont want to damage the house as it doesn't belong to them anyways.

pour sugar down the air vents on their cars is great, set fan on high and everything gets sticky when they turn the ignition on.

barley sugar in the shower head if ya can fit one, makes towel stick or maybe visit pet store and buy them a breeding pair of mice.

Think about any consequences before taking action as they're not worth getting into shit over.

[neels]

If you've got somewhere to go, move out today.

Move all of your shit out before you tell them you're leaving.

If you have no agreement directly with the landlord, you are not a tenant and are not covered by the tenancy act.

If you have no written agreement with them then you have no rights, and also no obligations, so pay them nothing.

You could probably help yourself to a bottle of bourbon or whatever piss is in the fridge as you leave as a farewell present to yourself, how can they prove you didn't buy it.

They as tenants will be responsible for any damage that has been done to the property.

And make sure you let their insurance company know you suspect that they have jacked up the burglary themselves as a way to pinch your gear.

[Forest]

You might as well as be as much of a cock as you can be just to return the favour. Once you have moved out, place an ad in the local newspaper in the 'escorts' section advertising services as a gay hooker. Include the name of one of the tenants living at the address and the phone number. Then sit back and relax as they get calls from faggots wanting their services.

That's a nice idea, but to place an advertisement in the Adult Services section of a newspaper you generally have to provide proof of identity and pay by credit card.

[SMOKEU]

That's a nice idea, but to place an advertisement in the Adult Services section of a newspaper you generally have to provide proof of identity and pay by credit card.

Damn, I didn't know that. Oh well, that's the interesting fact for the day.

[steve_t]

give the bitch a one eyed pirate or even a Tony Danza!

I know of the one eyed pirate but will have to google the Tony Danza :clap:


That's a nice idea, but to place an advertisement in the Adult Services section of a newspaper you generally have to provide proof of identity and pay by credit card.

It's always good for the experienced folk to share their wisdom :niceone: :dodge:

[wbks]

I know of the one eyed pirate but will have to google the Tony Danza :clap:



You sure you want to do that?

[steve_t]

Bahahaha.... the missus is gonna hate you guys for making me look that up :spanking::niceone:

[wbks]

Bahahaha.... the missus is gonna hate you guys for making me look that up :spanking::niceone:bahahahahaha... Seriously, you're gona be the next one posting a "I'm getting kicked out" topic:first:

[crazyhorse]

Have ya moved out yet Sidewinder????? Its been a day already. :rofl:

[Insanity_rules]

bahahahahaha... Seriously, you're gona be the next one posting a "I'm getting kicked out" topic:first:

Especially if you try to give her a Tony Danza.


Bahahaha.... the missus is gonna hate you guys for making me look that up :spanking::niceone:

Here let me help you http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Tony+Danza

No no wait sidey, you should perform a hot Karl on your ex-flatmates. It would be F'n hillarious.

[gatch]

Give them both a turkish breath mint..

[Insanity_rules]

Give them both a turkish breath mint..

Nice but a Turkish birthday cake would be even funnier!

[Yow Ling]

Just jizz in the mayonaise and move on, it will make you feel better

[JATZ]

I know of the one eyed pirate but will have to google the Tony Danza :clap:


No no wait sidey, you should perform a hot Karl on your ex-flatmates. It would be F'n hillarious.


Give them both a turkish breath mint..


Nice but a Turkish birthday cake would be even funnier!


Damn I'm glad I had a peek @ this thread, thats the sort of info sharing the interweb was designed for :D

[Grahameeboy]

Actually ... as I recall, 28 days is the legal minimum notice of eviction ...

My understanding is that if you rent a room and pay weekly the notice is 1 week and if you pay monthly it is 4 weeks etc.

[gatch]

Nice but a Turkish birthday cake would be even funnier!

I reckon he should engage in conversation with his flatmates, the topic being the turkish exchange rate..

[Insanity_rules]

I reckon he should engage in conversation with his flatmates, the topic being the turkish exchange rate..

Oh yes! Then the converation could turn to a dirty sanchez.

[gatch]

Haa, they might ask him to stay...

[Insanity_rules]

Haa, they might ask him to stay...

Well I hear they pay extra for an Alabama hot pocket so why not?