Brian Tamaki on Campbell Live

[MrMelon]

Who watched this?! It was hillarious!
He was talking about people being rehabilitated after having illicit pre-marital sex so that they wouldn't lose their 2nd virginity!! ahahahha

Comedy Gold!

[k14]

Yeah he is one very scary person. Sounds like hitler. Doesn't he want to have control of NZ in the next 10 years or something??

[NC]

I wanna lose my second virginity!

[Ramius]

Gee, how many virginities can one person have? And what one am I on now?

You have to admit though, for him, God is big business, geez, he has eftpos terminals at the door of the church on Sunday services for 'donations' to enter the kingdom of God. Thats some smart thinking, prey on the people who have insecurities about themselves. I'm sold...to someone else!

Get a couple of :drinknsin in him and he will be :puke: in no time and fall into the clutches of the :devil2:

[Teflon]

He's a fucking homo, and his flock of sheep are homos too.

[Hitcher]

Who watched this?! It was hillarious!
He was talking about people being rehabilitated after having illicit pre-marital sex so that they wouldn't lose their 2nd virginity!! ahahahha

Comedy Gold!
I saw that too. A big ups to John Campbell. He heard Tamaki say that and kept his dinner down. I didn't...

[Sensei]

Yea Guy at work pay's them 10% of his wage each week ????????????????????
Funny how most of the member's are Islander's or Maori's . Money to be made there . And does'nt have to pay Tax either Fucken Rip off Prick

[Coyote]

Yeah he is one very scary person. Sounds like hitler. Doesn't he want to have control of NZ in the next 10 years or something??
He wants to be PM by 2007 I think

Heil Tamaki

[El Dopa]

He's a fucking homo, and his flock of sheep are homos too.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Thanks, I needed a good laugh.

[sels1]

John Campbell is certainly more entertaining than the other 7oclock shows. Tamaki was entertaining too. I guess his good point is he keeps a few otherwise dodgy people on the right path?

[Paul in NZ]

John Campbell is certainly more entertaining than the other 7oclock shows. Tamaki was entertaining too. I guess his good point is he keeps a few otherwise dodgy people on the right path?

Keeps John Campbell off the streets...

[soundbeltfarm]

i just wanna lose my virginity

[StoneChucker]

Oh, I won't get started, I get all worked up on this. But, it won't be long before Tamaki is "healing" people on stage like the prophet Benny Hinn.

Oh god, let Tamaki heal me :puke:

[Ramius]

Oh, I won't get started, I get all worked up on this. But, it won't be long before Tamaki is "healing" people on stage like the prophet Benny Hinn.

Oh god, let Tamaki heal me :puke:

Oh yes! Amen, It's a miracle brother! Good ol' Benny Hinn! Once saw him do the whole hand near the face thing, what, no fall down? Try again, yet, no fall down, so he leans in, whispers something to the 7 YEAR OLD, and then hand once again and falls down this time.

Once heard Tamaki say that all other churches are on hills, and his is on the highest mountain. And only those that are on the highest mountains will have people allowed into heaven.

I wonder...do you think if I went to Tamaki. God would come back to me considering I was told I got abandoned by God... :whistle:

[Ms Piggy]

He wants to be PM by 2007 I think
In the immortal words of Darryl Kerrigan (from The Castle), "He's dreamin'."

[HDTboy]

John Campbell is certainly more entertaining than the other 7oclock shows. Tamaki was entertaining too. I guess his good point is he keeps a few otherwise dodgy people on the right path?


the simpsons is the most entertaining thing on at 7 thankyou

tamaki will burn out in due course

Oh, Oh, and i wanna lose my 2nd virginity as well. Is anyone willing to help me?

[StoneChucker]

In the immortal words of Darryl Kerrigan (from The Castle), "He's dreamin'."
Hey dad, some guys selling a pair of jousting sticks
What's he askin?
...
He's Dreamin :killingme

Cracker movie THAT!

[StoneChucker]

the simpsons is the most entertaining thing on at 7 thankyou

tamaki will burn out in due course

I dunno, I reckon we KILL HIM, and wait and see if he resurects himself. If he does, say ok, fair enough - you were right... and KILL HIM AGAIN!!!

[HDTboy]

nah, then he'll get even more fanatical followers

[MrMelon]

Hey dad, some guys selling a pair of jousting sticks
What's he askin?
...
He's Dreamin :killingme

Cracker movie THAT!
That's going straight to the pool room!

[HDTboy]

I'm not the bloody Messiah!

sounds like a tui ad to me


Brian's been a very naughty boy

[Skyryder]

I dunno, I reckon we KILL HIM, and wait and see if he resurects himself. If he does, say ok, fair enough - you were right... and KILL HIM AGAIN!!!

Best post ever. :killingme :killingme :killingme

Skyryder

[sAsLEX]

old john was struggling to hold back the smile though as Brain preached away!

[James Deuce]

(snip) like the prophet Benny Hinn.
(snip)

When I first saw "Benny Hinn" advertised in the paper about 5 years ago I misread it as "Benny Hill", and got up at 4am so I could have a bit of an old fashioned laugh.

I have to say that I was slightly disappointed.

[idb]

*Altar Boy
Father, I just saw an old man walk into the church on crutches, cross himself with some holy water from the font and throw his crutches aside!

*Priest
My son, what you have just seen is a miracle from God.
Where is the old man now?

*Altar Boy
He's sitting on his arse on the floor near the font!

[Big Dave]

That's going straight to the pool room!


My daughter bought me the 'Pool Room Edition DVD' for Christmas.

In a lovely flock case are the DVD, the words and music to 'We're goin' to Bonnie Doon', the pedigree for 'Son of Coco', the cuttings of the best 25 trading post bargains ever and a reproduction of 'Trace's Diploma of Hairdressing'.

Ahh the serenity.

Some of my Kiwi mates can't pick up on the genius of this film - I think they can't get past the accents - thank you guys for sharing it with me.

[onearmedbandit]

When I first saw "Benny Hinn" advertised in the paper about 5 years ago I misread it as "Benny Hill", and got up at 4am so I could have a bit of an old fashioned laugh.

I have to say that I was slightly disappointed.

ROTFLMFAO!!!!

[RON SOAK]

i just wanna lose my virginity

yr first one?

[Maximus]

Yea Guy at work pay's them 10% of his wage each week ????????????????????
Funny how most of the member's are Islander's or Maori's . Money to be made there . And does'nt have to pay Tax either Fucken Rip off Prick

The funniest thing about this wanker (Brian T) is that at least one of his daughters fell pregnant during high school and he forced her to marry the father. (my partners best mate grew up in Rotovegas where he and his family started their "cult")
Certainly puts things in a different light huh!! :whistle:

[Eurodave]

I would far rather watch Campbell than that tosser Holmes anytime. Does anyone else find Holmes unwatchable?

[idb]

I would far rather watch Campbell than that tosser Holmes anytime. Does anyone else find Holmes unwatchable?
He's no longer on our telly (no Prime here) so life is good :niceone:

[Badcat]

I would far rather watch Campbell than that tosser Holmes anytime. Does anyone else find Holmes unwatchable?

yes - i find his smug, insincere "style" utterly vaccuous.
he's an out-of-touch wanker.
i always liken people who regard themselves a celebrity in NZ to small town beauty queens.

and i'm pretty amused he has managed to take very few viewers to prime.
Prime are cool however - as the do play the GP.
we like Prime, but Holme's resignation from public life is overdue.

k

[James Deuce]

yes - i find his smug, insincere "style" utterly vaccuous.
he's an out-of-touch wanker.
i always liken people who regard themselves a celebrity in NZ to small town beauty queens.

and i'm pretty amused he has managed to take very few viewers to prime.
Prime are cool however - as the do play the GP.
we like Prime, but Holme's resignation from public life is overdue.

k
Prime have overestimated the desire and ability of Holmes' core viewer demographic to change the channel from 1. You'll break it if you do that you know.

I've never been able to watch him. I always feel like I'm having a series of focal seizures because of his staccato delivery.

[Big Dave]

Does anyone else find Holmes unwatchable?

Completely annoyingly intolerable. :puke:

My answer to any other television related question is always: 'What Sky Sports Channel is it on?'

[Lou Girardin]

Two fascinating comments from the head of Prime TV at a Business Roundtable meeting unfortunately not in the same context (I think);
1/ He was disappointed in the ratings Holmes has achieved.
2/ A section of his speech dealing with the difficulties of getting rid of under-performing staff.

[Motu]

I watch Prime News sometimes because it has blondes! And Scrapheap,best programe ever made,and MotoGP!.I hate P...P...Paul Holmes and it's a rare event I see his face on the screen.I liked Prime before it became Prime,they showed great docos and obscure programes the main channels would never show.I never watch news or current affairs programes,I don't care for anything outside my own small world.

[Madmax]

dont get me started about Brian T and his band of merry men.
I spent an afternoon hurling abuse at them a while back.

[HDTboy]

Seriously, i can't be the only one who's watched the life of brain

[Badcat]

Seriously, i can't be the only one who's watched the life of brain
of course you aren't.
we are everywhere.
ken newell


master at arms
Judean people's front .

[Big Dave]

Seriously, i can't be the only one who's watched the life of brain

Leave it out big nose.

[MSTRS]

Aaaaand....orlways look on the....

[Skunk]

Seriously, i can't be the only one who's watched the life of brain
Course not.

(Reminds me to organise that friggin Monty Python DVD evening... :niceone: )

[mikey]

John Campbell is certainly more entertaining than the other 7oclock shows. Tamaki was entertaining too. I guess his good point is he keeps a few otherwise dodgy people on the right path?


fuck all the current affairs bs shows.

bring back fucken simpsons.

[mikey]

John Campbell is certainly more entertaining than the other 7oclock shows. Tamaki was entertaining too. I guess his good point is he keeps a few otherwise dodgy people on the right path?


fuck all the current affairs bs shows.

bring back fucken simpsons.

[Lou Girardin]

I watch Prime News sometimes because it has blondes! And Scrapheap,best programe ever made,and MotoGP!.I hate P...P...Paul Holmes and it's a rare event I see his face on the screen.I liked Prime before it became Prime,they showed great docos and obscure programes the main channels would never show.I never watch news or current affairs programes,I don't care for anything outside my own small world.
And yet, you use the interweb. And use it and use it and use it.

[MrMelon]

fuck all the current affairs bs shows.

bring back fucken simpsons.
Hey there's still shitloads of simpsons on. It's good to have something different than hours of simpsons on all the time tho.

[Paul in NZ]

I would far rather watch Campbell than that tosser Holmes anytime. Does anyone else find Holmes unwatchable?

Never watch the septic dwarf.... Didn't like him from that first session with Dennis Conner, never gave him a second chance after that... You might not like mr Conner but he got his rep from actually DOING something, not just talking about it. That little prick was just plain rude on purpose to make a name for himself... As childish as spitting on the pavement. No bloody respect.

Cheers

[Waylander]

Hey there's still shitloads of simpsons on. It's good to have something different than hours of simpsons on all the time tho.

Whatever happemd to bro town? Thought they had new episodes but all I saw of it was the old ones and then nothing.

[Motu]

And yet, you use the interweb. And use it and use it and use it.
yeah but,the internet has porn....

[Big Dave]

And yet, you use the interweb. And use it and use it and use it.

Because one can fully control what comes into ones world.

[pete376403]

Getting back to Tamaki, maybe to you and me he's is a slimy halfwit, but you have to admit there is method in his madness - lots of big toys paid for by others. And if you pay any attention to American politics, the "christian" conservatives have snapped up most of the power and control (and are going full on for the remainder, too. Tamaki no doubt has that in mind for NZ.

[John]

I saw him in one of his store fronts 'Men of destiny' (its a dress shop :|) and anyways this was before he spitted out his political propaganda shit and I was picking up my ball suit, I looked at him and thought why the hell do I know that poofy looking kunt.

I wish I just stabbed the fuck then and there it would have settled alot.

[Paul in NZ]

Getting back to Tamaki, maybe to you and me he's is a slimy halfwit, but you have to admit there is method in his madness - lots of big toys paid for by others. And if you pay any attention to American politics, the "christian" conservatives have snapped up most of the power and control (and are going full on for the remainder, too. Tamaki no doubt has that in mind for NZ.

Could not agree more...

There are a lot of disenchanted people out there that have not made the step up to independent thinking or seem to be feeling threatened by the modern world. (Not having a go at religion here guys - your choice, just as long as it is a choice)

These so called 'Strong Leaders' exert a lot of appeal to these people and often supply them with a doctrine or belief system that they can chant loudly with their fingers in their ears and their eyses closed while hoping the real world goes away (or the leader blows it up while they are not actually looking)

Mr Tamaki has quite rightly decided that now is a good time for him to be stepping up.

The only question is can he achieve critical mass (and control) before his enevitable fall from grace. He is playing a dangerous game but I think the stakes are high enough for him to be keen.

Personally... I don't think he is quite clever enough. While he appears impressive to some people, anyone that has been exposed to the high level snake oil salesmen most pollies or corporates trot out find him a crude orator with inappropriate dress sense. If he ever employs a really good spin doctor, a fashion consultant and takes speaking lessons... Look out!

[idb]

Could not agree more...

If he ever employs a really good spin doctor, a fashion consultant and takes speaking lessons... Look out!
I don't know.
I wouldn't mind one of his tee shirts - very stylee...and so slimming in black.

[Hitcher]

Heil Tamaki
"He's not saluting. He's just waving at the crowd."

[Hitcher]

the prophet Benny Hinn.
Owner of the worst comb-over in Christendom...

[tl_tub]

If some halfwit like tamaki got into parliment and started telling nz how wrong being gay or having sex outside of marridge was.. Well I would have to seriously consider riding off the side of a cliff.

I believe everyone has to make their own choice, but I get sick of these fuckers that think they have the right to determine how others live!
Why cant they just live their own lives and leave us 'sinners' alone? Im happy the way i am!

And trying to ban books in alabama that suggest homosexuality? What can you say to that?! :no:

[soundbeltfarm]

yr first one?


opps. my first 3some virginity ... just need to birds and im all set. hahah

[StoneChucker]

Owner of the worst comb-over in Christendom...
Ever seen "The Baldy Man"? It's a Brittish comedy (I think). He combs his "hair" sideways. The only difference between him and Tamagotchi is that Tamagotchi combs his backwards, and uses chain-wax on it (left over from his free motorbike kickbacks)

[NC]

opps. my first 3some virginity ... just need to birds and im all set. hahah
Still haven't lost that one?

:laugh:


I'm a prize pig, and I can still get two bores :killingme

[James Deuce]

And trying to ban books in alabama that suggest homosexuality? What can you say to that?! :no:

The same thing that Western Civilisation usually says to book burners: "Here, have a large quanitity of munitions delivered at high velocity".

The 1930s fascist parallels are starting to compound.

[Paul in NZ]

The 1930s fascist parallels are starting to compound.

No sense messing with a winning formula...

[Lou Girardin]

The same thing that Western Civilisation usually says to book burners: "Here, have a large quanitity of munitions delivered at high velocity".

The 1930s fascist parallels are starting to compound.

The paradox that is Amerika. God rules their every waking moment and they still flood the world with porn and kill each other as if it's their national sport.
spare us from 'religious' people.

[Lias]

Now now.. enough of the comparison of Brian Tamaki to Adolf hitler.

For a start Hitler had more charisma, and he actually did something useful (pulling Germany out of an major economic recession comes to mind)

Whats Brian Tamaki actually managed to do for the country (other than give bikers a bad man, and look very much like he belongs in a 1970's gay bar in his leathers)
:whistle:

[Maximus]

Now now.. enough of the comparison of Brian Tamaki to Adolf hitler.

For a start Hitler had more charisma, and he actually did something useful (pulling Germany out of an major economic recession comes to mind)

Whats Brian Tamaki actually managed to do for the country (other than give bikers a bad man, and look very much like he belongs in a 1970's gay bar in his leathers)
:whistle:

Brian must love the fact that some people compare him to Hitler . . . . if only he really WAS that powerful!! :whistle:

[Ixion]

[Invokes Godwin's Law]

And if we're mentioning fascist Nazi's, then that blasted whinging 10 character bitching makes them all look like sweet grannies

[2_SL0]

When I first saw "Benny Hinn" advertised in the paper about 5 years ago I misread it as "Benny Hill", and got up at 4am so I could have a bit of an old fashioned laugh.

I have to say that I was slightly disappointed.


lmao, I can see you settling down in front of the tv, click goes the remote, seconds later "What the Fark is this"

[idb]

The paradox that is Amerika. God rules their every waking moment and they still flood the world with porn and kill each other as if it's their national sport.
spare us from 'religious' people.
Bloody Christians....they're everywhere you know......

[sels1]

[QUOTE=HDTboy]the simpsons is the most entertaining thing on at 7 thankyouQUOTE]

True! But I was comparing the magazine shows, and I prefer Campbell to the Demented Dwarf.

[NordieBoy]

Seriously, i can't be the only one who's watched the life of brain

Life of Brain?

I think Brian would have something to say about that.

[flyin]

opps. my first 3some virginity ... just need to birds and im all set. hahah

Ohhhh that was a great day.............. :yes:.................. :wait: :mobile:

anyway enough reminissing and back to the real topic of this thread...... was it porn, monty python or bad comb overs on television????? :whistle:




This "christian" army scares me!! They seem to have missed the whole -spread the love thing...... I thought that was the point of the good book

[Hitcher]

This discussion is dangerously close to becoming the Scottish thread...

[Ramius]

This discussion is dangerously close to becoming the Scottish thread...

And here was me thinking it was just a rebranded 'religious ravings'

[Ghost Lemur]

And here was me thinking it was just a rebranded 'religious ravings'

Oh no now you've gone and done it.

*hides*

[Badcat]

Oh no now you've gone and done it.

*hides*

all right lads - hold on...
let's not do anything rash.
we were all there - and we don't want to do that again - do we?


or do we?

[Coldkiwi]

I saw him in one of his store fronts 'Men of destiny' (its a dress shop :|)

thats actually his brother's (one of?) shop. He seems to wear the suits though at regular intervals (goodness knows why, some of those colours are unbeleiveable).

On another note....

Would people PLEASE stop bleeting on about 'I can't stand people who tell me how to live my life yadda yadda'!! People everywhere are telling you how to live your life, its just that some of them happen to offend your world views while they're at it. The Gubmint, Tamaki, TV ads, newspapers... the entire media industry is coming out with messages of 'this is acceptable and thats not'.
Stop pretending thats your excuse for not liking the guy.