Strippers

[SixPackBack]

After watching the side_achingly_funny spectacle of two mates being whipped and publicly humiliated on stage at a Fort street strip joint, I arrived home at 4 a.m to Mrs sixpack sitting bolt up right in bed, she opened with- "have you been to a strip club"......non to happy she was, it took a full hour of cajoling before I got the jiggy:2thumbsup.........

Why do chicks hate strippers?........And who else suffers the same fate after watching a strip joint?....Should I have lied?

Oh and the two gents in question are high profile KBers....Don't ask who, what happens at strip joints, stays at strip joints [ladies check your men for welts, that leather belt must have left a mark]

[p.dath]

My woman doesn't mind, and I wouldn't care if she went to a show either (not that there is a lot for woman to go to these days).

[White trash]

I had a partner that had no problem with me attending the clubs, untill one night I came home with pody paint on my hands. Then she chucked a right spaz.

I think it's a matter of knowing what your partner's comfortable with, and respecting that view.

[Mully]

Miss Mully is fine with it

To me, it's like going to a restaurant where you can't eat the food.

[DMCD]

Ms DMCD doesn't have a problem in fact the issue I have is trying to get her to not go with us.

[coffeejunkie]

Ms DMCD doesn't have a problem in fact the issue I have is trying to get her to not go with us.

Your Misses sounds like my kind of girl:headbang:

My man too has the problem of leaving me at home when he goes.....WHY should i be left at home, I don't like to miss out, lol

[rachprice]

Yeah I have been to a few strippers in my time....sometimes unknowingly walk into a bar with a bunch of guys, me going whats this place?? sometimes just for a laugh (in saying that, fuck can they do some incredible things!)

But yeah I guess its like porn as well.....I couldn't care less

You cant honestly expect someone to never look at another human being in a sexual way just because they are with you, just because they look doesn't mean anything, they are with you, they chose you!

But then I dunno I don't seem to be the majority, I find other girls hitting on the guy Im with kinda funny. They are with me and I trust them not to cheat and even if they did, all the worrying in the world wont change whether they would or not!

[crazyhorse]

Its not so nice when they do cheat and then you start to suspect the worse. However, there are codes of ettiquette at strip joints, but once burned.......:mad:

But yes, we have both been to strippers too :)

[scumdog]

CB (normajeane) doesn't give a fat-rats about me being at strip joints, even lap dancers don't phase her, I guess she's well adjusted, secure and self-confident.:love:

[Ragingrob]

Couple of weekends' time my mate and his girl are heading to the UK so are having a leaving party night out kinda thing.

He's hitting the piss with all the guys, she's partying it up with all the girls, and the two groups are planning to meet up later at Showgirls... They're obviously up for it!

[crazyhorse]

I believe that does alot of difference :yes:

[Motoracer]

I was in a business trip in Hamburg and if you know Germany a little bit, Hamburg is where its at for red light district. I should really tell this story in a proper jucy way for full enjoyment but I can't be arsed plus I dont have enough free time.

Long story short, I got "conned" into going into the strip club by an old bouncer dude who offered me a "free" beer. I can honestly say that I am happy with my Mrs and I wasn't looking for any thing more than a bit of a perv maybe..

As soon as I got my free beer, an old looking skanky lady sat down next to me and asked me to buy her a drink. Then at the same moment, (it was timmed more accurately than a swiss clock) the waitress also looked at my face. So I was like.. uhhhh.. yea.... So the old skank got her little cocktail drink that she didn't even touch. Then I started talking to her to the best of my abilities in order to show respect and no sexual interest (no really, its the truth!). Eventually when she offered more, (strip, fuck, suck) I politely declined. Then she smiled and signaled her mates. The waitress came in again in a rude abrupt way and said "heres the bill!!". I looked at it with great astoundment and to my surprise, the beer was €5 and not free. The real surprise was that the drink I "bought" for the skank was €300!!! In any ones idea, that is big money. Heck, you could get an Ohlins steering damper for that easily in ebay!

Then I had to step my foot down and it was time for "no more Mr nice guy". I said, I ain't paying that for shit!, I will call my lawer, I will call the police, I will bring hell to you and turn this joint upside down etc etc. So I pretended to call the laywer and actually called my GF and asked her to call the police as a back up.

After intence negotiations and nasty threats, the bill for the cocktail came down to €50 from 300. The cops eventually turned up and they were surprised that I got away with paying so "less". Anywhoo, after the ordeal was over, I called the Mrs again to say its all over. To my "surprise" the real trouble was just about to start.

I got some pretty intense texts and phone calls etc for the next 3 days and then I, Mr. damage control specialist managed to bring order and harmoney back into it all.

Am I allowed to step into a strip club again with out the company of my Mrs or other good guy mates? NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Am I allowed to do it with mates or with her, I think so... So I am pretty lucky to have a highly understanding and open minded woman.

[scissorhands]

A bisexual girl flatmate at my home, took me to a strip club she was shagging strippers at.

At home she like started bumping her tits into me, and kept bumping till she moved out 2 months later as that house was sold.

[ManDownUnder]

Should I have lied?

LOL errrr no. Observing clothes being stripped off is one thing - being involved in stripping away trust... quite another

[rachprice]

Its not so nice when they do cheat and then you start to suspect the worse. However, there are codes of ettiquette at strip joints, but once burned.......:mad:

But yes, we have both been to strippers too :)

Oh yeah I know! I have been cheated on before too and its bullshit but you cant tar everyone with the same brush....everyone is different!

[crazyhorse]

Oh yeah I know! I have been cheated on before too and its bullshit but you cant tar everyone with the same brush....everyone is different!

You are right - and I've got over that :2thumbsup

[crazyhorse]

LOL errrr no. Observing clothes being stripped off is one thing - being involved in stripping away trust... quite another

I totally agree with that comment :niceone:

Honesty is the only way to go - otherwise you would create doubt for next time. And it all worked out in the end too :wari:

[R6_kid]

pics or it didn't happen.

[Stirts]

Honesty is the only way to go - otherwise you would create doubt for next time.

Eggzackery. It all comes down to trust. If I am in an open and honest relationship, I wouldn't give a rats-arse if my man went to a strip club on the odd occasion for a wee perv. Lookie lookie but no touchie touchie is fine by me!!!

I have been in a previous relationship where some aspects of his life were all secret squirrel and he had been caught out telling some wee lies, and so the seeds of mistrust had been sowed..... I would've seriously thrown my toys from the cot and ripped him a new one if he had gone to a strip club.

[Pedrostt500]

Well the story goes like this, it was a mates stag party, some of his mates decided to dress him in a singlet pair of undies and a towel, what surprised me was the number of bars we got into with him, attired this way, so after a bit of bar crawling we ended accross the road from a strip joint, I knew a few of his mates were a little religious, so told them we were going to the bar accross the road, one of my mates knew the Management, so we were able to get a cheap door entry fee for the group, so all enter the establishment, we are all seated with our drinks watcing the show when one of my mates taps me on the shoulder and tells me to have a look at the best man, the poor bugger is in absolute shock, and has the look of fear on his face as though he is confronted by the pits of hell its self, the poor boy was riged with shock, he had never even considered that strip joints exsisted, but we stayed on, and he with us, so after a few more acts, there is a call for a couple of volunteers, to dance with a couple of lovly young ladies on stage, for the price of $20, so I grabbed the groom and threw him on stage, and passe one of the girls the required $20, the music starts again and she starts rubbing her scantily clad body over him, and of course he dressed in only undies towel and singlet, gets a large bone'er on, the poor girl stops her dance, and goes red with embarresment, me mate is standing on stage with a large bone'er, the whole bar just falls apart in laughter, and the Best Man has a mild nervious break down.
The best $20 I've spent in my life.
Well rolls around the wedding day, the best man was so destraught that he had to tell his wife about his adventures with the Evil Pedro, she saw the funny side and wrote a poem, wich she read at the reception, and me and a mate made up a certificate of hydraulic compliance, That was sighned by all of us who were at the stag party, including the Brides Father, wich we presented to the Bride, after the speaches at the reception.
The poem and the certificate of compliance are kept in their wedding album.

[BASS-TREBLE]

Haha that is gold mate

[SMOKEU]

Good shit.

[Crazy Steve]

Hamilton Firecats has to be the best value $10 entry sometimes 8 naked women thats approx $1.25 per naked women.

$5 beers and free entry for women.

Crazy Steve.

[enigma51]

SPB The reason your missus is pissed off is cause you went to a gay strip joint.

[P38]

After watching the side_achingly_funny spectacle of two mates being whipped and publicly humiliated on stage at a Fort street strip joint, I arrived home at 4 a.m to Mrs sixpack sitting bolt up right in bed, she opened with- "have you been to a strip club"......non to happy she was, it took a full hour of cajoling before I got the jiggy:2thumbsup.........

Why do chicks hate strippers?........And who else suffers the same fate after watching a strip joint?....Should I have lied?

Oh and the two gents in question are high profile KBers....Don't ask who, what happens at strip joints, stays at strip joints [ladies check your men for welts, that leather belt must have left a mark]

Tell her to mind her own business......... :yes:

[gatch]

I like strippers :)

They take off their clothes, without you even asking. Hell, you ask a fit girl in a club to do this, you'll either get lucky, or get a kick in the sack, its just not worth the risk..

[Forest]

I don't really get a thrill from strippers - when they take their clothes off, all the mystery is gone.

Whereas a well-dressed woman provides fuel for the imagination. :niceone:

[SixPackBack]

I don't really get a thrill from strippers - when they take their clothes off, all the mystery is gone.

Whereas a well-dressed woman provides fuel for the imagination. :niceone:

Thats the sort of shite you try and sell to the missus. Men love naked women, and those that don't generally like naked men!:done:

[The Stranger]

it took a full hour of cajoling before I got the jiggy:2thumbsup.........



I think there's a lot of bullshit going around here.
Like I recon you didn't get any jiggy that night, and it's amazing how many people have such an open mind on the subject. Yet curiously the number of people I have mentioned the night to - the looks of open disdain tell me otherwise.

[gatch]

Was at a stag do last weekend, the stripper got the groom naked, she was naked, his hands on her breasts, no boner..

She was dumb struck, so was I, I'd finished twice in my jocks already..

[Littleman]

I think there's a lot of bullshit going around here.
Like I recon you didn't get any jiggy that night, and it's amazing how many people have such an open mind on the subject. Yet curiously the number of people I have mentioned the night to - the looks of open disdain tell me otherwise.

You know the drill Noel.

Lots of talk.. give a bank account - it suddenly all goes quiet...

[SixPackBack]

I think there's a lot of bullshit going around here.
Like I recon you didn't get any jiggy that night, and it's amazing how many people have such an open mind on the subject. Yet curiously the number of people I have mentioned the night to - the looks of open disdain tell me otherwise.

Hahaha....You can ask her tomorrow.

[The Stranger]

You know the drill Noel.

Lots of talk.. give a bank account - it suddenly all goes quiet...

Yes, yes I do.


Hahaha....You can ask her tomorrow.



I don't think so. I'll be tactfully avoiding any references to that night mate.

[XxKiTtiExX]

I've gone myself, have absolutely no issues with my partner going. However he has issues with me going.



Anyone else ever seen a quarts bottle disappear? :shit:

[jafar]

Anyone else ever seen a quarts bottle disappear? :shit:

With or without the crown cap on ?:innocent:

[XxKiTtiExX]

With or without the crown cap on ?:innocent:


If the cap was on did they manage to *ahem* remove it? lol

[scracha]

I think there's a lot of bullshit going around here.

Not everyone's missus is a fuckin prude ya know.


My bestest stripper experience.

Friend of a friend 'y'know. 50th birthday. Gets absolutely $hitfaced. Goes for a pish for umpteenth time. Secret stripper arrives. He's absolutely ratarsed so stripper manhandles him and takes off his shirt*. Stripper takes of her top, tells him no touchy and rubs boobies against his face and upper torso (dunno who had biggest boobies). Stripper pulls his trousers off. Nice pish stains on his underpants as he's not shaken his wee man properly before tucking it back into his holey boxers. Hilarity ensues. Stripper ends show abrubptly.





*fuck, I originally typed "shurt". I've been on this island too long.

[Trudes]

I have no probs with strip joints and the strippers there, they normally do their routine take their clothes off, wriggle about a bit, and unless you pay them more, that's it. What I DO take issue with is Prostitutes who strip. These girls are generally not there to 'dance' they are there to rub themselves all over the guys and then lead them off somewhere for more, as per what they have normally been paid for. Let's face it, most stag partys where a 'stripper' turns up, everyone is pissed so nobody really has any functioning brain left to say 'hey, aren't you getting married next week?' if things get a little 'out of hand'. And if whoever arranged it is a complete wanker, they have already arranged how much they are paying and so what level of 'service' will be provided..... All very well for single guys, but for guys who are in relationships it's very easy to get led astray by your pissed mates and a naked chick. Regrets tomorrow.... you bet your arse!
I've been to strip clubs and generally I tend to get more action than the guys I've been with, gets them all excited, they think they're missing out so they pay for the lapdance that I just got for free:laugh: suckers! But there is a big difference between stripping and watching, and 'stripping' and participating. I have no problems with my hubby enjoying the former, but I would have a problem with the latter.... and it would soon to be his problem.... :bash:

[Mrs Busa Pete]

I have no probs with strip joints and the strippers there, they normally do their routine take their clothes off, wriggle about a bit, and unless you pay them more, that's it. What I DO take issue with is Prostitutes who strip. These girls are generally not there to 'dance' they are there to rub themselves all over the guys and then lead them off somewhere for more, as per what they have normally been paid for. Let's face it, most stag partys where a 'stripper' turns up, everyone is pissed so nobody really has any functioning brain left to say 'hey, aren't you getting married next week?' if things get a little 'out of hand'. And if whoever arranged it is a complete wanker, they have already arranged how much they are paying and so what level of 'service' will be provided..... All very well for single guys, but for guys who are in relationships it's very easy to get led astray by your pissed mates and a naked chick. Regrets tomorrow.... you bet your arse!
I've been to strip clubs and generally I tend to get more action than the guys I've been with, gets them all excited, they think they're missing out so they pay for the lapdance that I just got for free:laugh: suckers! But there is a big difference between stripping and watching, and 'stripping' and participating. I have no problems with my hubby enjoying the former, but I would have a problem with the latter.... and it would soon to be his problem.... :bash:


Well said trude's agree 100% with that.

[The Stranger]

but for guys who are in relationships it's very easy to get led astray by your pissed mates and a naked chick.


Hey! I wasn't pissed.

[NZsarge]

Hamilton Firecats has to be the best value $10 entry sometimes 8 naked women thats approx $1.25 per naked women.

$5 beers and free entry for women.

Crazy Steve.

Man, is that place still open...

[Pixie]

Oh yeah I know! I have been cheated on before too and its bullshit but you cant tar everyone with the same brush....everyone is different!
I hear they use balloons and feathers...but tar doesn't sound very erotic.

[Kendog]

I have no problems with my hubby enjoying the former.........
I will be home late tonight <_<

[merv]

I will be home late tonight <_<

Yeah, and what was Trudes doing up at 5.09 posting for, was she waiting for you to come home after last night's visit and were you doing former or latter :laugh:.

[Trudes]

I will be home late tonight <_<

What do you need to go out for dirty ho for when you have ....... Um, ok.......
What do you need to go out for booby gazing for when you got boobies at home? Ya boob!

[crazyhorse]

What do you need to go out for dirty ho for when you have ....... Um, ok.......
What do you need to go out for booby gazing for when you got boobies at home? Ya boob!

Yip, I totally agree! :clap::clap::clap:

[Skyryder]

I don't really get a thrill from strippers - when they take their clothes off, all the mystery is gone.

Whereas a well-dressed woman provides fuel for the imagination. :niceone:

Yep my thoughts too.

Skyryder

[Owl]

Bloody strippers caused the end of our annual work do's!

They undressed my boss (drunk) and covered him in shaving foam. Nothing dodgy happened, but he arrived home half dressed, paralytic, shaving foam in his ears and pockets stuffed with whore house discount vouchers!:rofl:

Needless to say, that was the end of our annual work do's.:rolleyes:

Bloody strippers!:whistle:

[SixPackBack]

I have no probs with strip joints and the strippers there, they normally do their routine take their clothes off, wriggle about a bit, and unless you pay them more, that's it. .................................................. ......


I will be home late tonight <_<


What do you need to go out for dirty ho for when you have ....... Um, ok.......
What do you need to go out for booby gazing for when you got boobies at home? Ya boob!


I think there's a lot of bullshit going around here. ...........


I see your point The Stranger.

Even those women that profess to be 'fine' with strippers seem to be hardwired into ignoring logic and succumbing to emotional dissonance. The emotional duality expressed by Trudes has been echoed by Mrs Sixpack. Eager to appease their men and appear modern and free thinking tacit acceptance is expressed when the stripper subject comes up. But like you The Stranger [and after some thought], I call bullshit; most chicks hold a quiet disdain for strippers and are completely incapable of divorcing emotion from the cognitive thinking process.

Bitches should be locked in the kitchen, and have their driving licences removed.:whistle:

[boman]

I don't really get a thrill from strippers - when they take their clothes off, all the mystery is gone.

Whereas a well-dressed woman provides fuel for the imagination. :niceone:

I agree with this also. Nothing like the tease of a well dressed woman, and teasingly undressing the said well dressed woman.:banana::drool:

[Foxzee]

I see your point [FONT=Comic Sans MS]Bitches should be locked in the kitchen, and have their driving licences removed.:whistle:

And you expect to live after a comment like that.............:bash: Lol

[SixPackBack]

And you expect to live after a comment like that.............:bash: Lol

Uhhu, furthermore $10 sez I get jiggy tonight:rockon:

[JimO]

Miss Mully is fine with it

To me, it's like going to a restaurant where you can't eat the food.

a seafood restaurant??

[SixPackBack]

a seafood restaurant??

Clever.

A double entendre with reference to sight and smell;)

[Pussy]

Uhhu, furthermore $10 sez I get jiggy tonight:rockon:

Yeah, but chucking your hand in bed and jumping in and raping it doesn't count!

[Foxzee]

Uhhu, furthermore $10 sez I get jiggy tonight:rockon:

She's either really placid or doesn't read KB...lol..:yawn:

If my other half said that to me there would be nothing for a month and he'd be eating of the door step for 2!!!!!!!!!:yes:

[SixPackBack]

She's either really placid or doesn't read KB...lol..:yawn:

If my other half said that to me there would be nothing for a month and he'd be eating of the door step for 2!!!!!!!!!:yes:

With-holding hurts her more than me.

[kiwirach83]

My experiences on the subject...

WARNING - GRAPHIC

Went to Mermaids with my boyfriend few years ago, trying to be the cool open-minded girlfriend. We both found it pretty sad. There were two 70 year old men standing infront of the Mermaid tanks and one was tossing himself through his trouser pocket :sick: Was sitting at a table having a beer with my man and suddenly this naked chick comes up to me and rubs her groin across my knee. Was pretty gross. So I went to the bathroom and tried to wash it off. She obviously assumed I was gay/bi and was trying to get a tip, but I couldnt tell her to P.O coz I didn't want to hurt her feelings :pinch:

Saw a strip show in upper hutt which was more like a live sex show, this blonde chick was using a candle on herself and then she dragged this guy up from the audience and dripped melted icecubes from her :whistle: into his mouth. I got my boyfriend a lapdance with an FHM pinup chick! W00t :D

[Trudes]

I see your point The Stranger.

Even those women that profess to be 'fine' with strippers seem to be hardwired into ignoring logic and succumbing to emotional dissonance. The emotional duality expressed by Trudes has been echoed by Mrs Sixpack. Eager to appease their men and appear modern and free thinking tacit acceptance is expressed when the stripper subject comes up. But like you The Stranger [and after some thought], I call bullshit; most chicks hold a quiet disdain for strippers and are completely incapable of divorcing emotion from the cognitive thinking process.

Bitches should be locked in the kitchen, and have their driving licences removed.:whistle:

I don't mind the looking, it's the paying to do so when he has a perfectly good set of boobies at home to look at, but even then it doesn't worry me too much, it's the more than just looking that I have issues with. I don't begrudge the net porn gazing either, that's what it's there for!;)

[EJK]

Just a small question (not trying to raid/ destroy your thread 6PB)
You know those small ads on Classified area of daily papers, there are lots of phone numbers and little details about "escort" and "massages". Are they real or just a scam?

Honest, I'm a clean man. I'm just curious...






No, really! I'm a good guy!

[Foxzee]

Just a small question (not trying to raid/ destroy your thread 6PB)
You know those small ads on Classified area of daily papers, there are lots of phone numbers and little details about "escort" and "massages". Are they real or just a scam?

Honest, I'm a clean man. I'm just curious...






No, really! I'm a good guy!

Ok....Mr Honest.............LOL

Ummmm...perhaps reply to one....do let us all know how that goes.......LOL:yes:

[SixPackBack]

Just a small question (not trying to raid/ destroy your thread 6PB)
You know those small ads on Classified area of daily papers, there are lots of phone numbers and little details about "escort" and "massages". Are they real or just a scam?

Honest, I'm a clean man. I'm just curious...






No, really! I'm a good guy!





Edit: SERIOUS! I don't do that shit.


Dunno!?.........I struggle to keep up with missus sixpack, besides the bitches should pay me for teh sexy awesomeness that is 'SixPackback'!

[gammaguy]

I was in a business trip in Hamburg and if you know Germany a little bit, Hamburg is where its at for red light district. I should really tell this story in a proper jucy way for full enjoyment but I can't be arsed plus I dont have enough free time.

Long story short, I got "conned" into going into the strip club by an old bouncer dude who offered me a "free" beer. I can honestly say that I am happy with my Mrs and I wasn't looking for any thing more than a bit of a perv maybe..

As soon as I got my free beer, an old looking skanky lady sat down next to me and asked me to buy her a drink. Then at the same moment, (it was timmed more accurately than a swiss clock) the waitress also looked at my face. So I was like.. uhhhh.. yea.... So the old skank got her little cocktail drink that she didn't even touch. Then I started talking to her to the best of my abilities in order to show respect and no sexual interest (no really, its the truth!). Eventually when she offered more, (strip, fuck, suck) I politely declined. Then she smiled and signaled her mates. The waitress came in again in a rude abrupt way and said "heres the bill!!". I looked at it with great astoundment and to my surprise, the beer was €5 and not free. The real surprise was that the drink I "bought" for the skank was €300!!! In any ones idea, that is big money. Heck, you could get an Ohlins steering damper for that easily in ebay!

Then I had to step my foot down and it was time for "no more Mr nice guy". I said, I ain't paying that for shit!, I will call my lawer, I will call the police, I will bring hell to you and turn this joint upside down etc etc. So I pretended to call the laywer and actually called my GF and asked her to call the police as a back up.

After intence negotiations and nasty threats, the bill for the cocktail came down to €50 from 300. The cops eventually turned up and they were surprised that I got away with paying so "less". Anywhoo, after the ordeal was over, I called the Mrs again to say its all over. To my "surprise" the real trouble was just about to start.

I got some pretty intense texts and phone calls etc for the next 3 days and then I, Mr. damage control specialist managed to bring order and harmoney back into it all.

Am I allowed to step into a strip club again with out the company of my Mrs or other good guy mates? NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Am I allowed to do it with mates or with her, I think so... So I am pretty lucky to have a highly understanding and open minded woman.

moral of the story:

if you dont fuck them,they fuck you:whistle:

[scissorhands]

What you described occurs fairly often with badass people in strip clubs. Must have been pretty seedy where you were hanging, sounds like trippy junkie shit they were pulling.

Lucky you wernt drugged and awoke with one kidney. I was drugged twice in Bangkok but managed to be alright

[SixPackBack]

..............................Lucky you wernt drugged and awoke with one kidney. I was drugged twice in Bangkok but managed to be alright

Oh yeah heard this story before....this is where you wake up with a ladyboy??

[Fatt Max]

Mrs Max is cool with that finest of artistic professions, plus a lot of clubs give free piss to females.

I was on a stag do in London once, we eneded up in a really seedy club in the West End. We got a row of seats at the front and settled in for the entertainment.

So, out comes the girl and starts doing her thing until one of the lads on our group recognises her.....it was his fucking 17 year old kid sister......he dragged her off the stage and there was an almighty row with the bouncers...that was a right laugh....

....and yes, she was hot......I know that question may be asked....