Dirty Discusting Twits [Archive]

Ramius

26th April 2005, 22:12

I just want to find out how many other twits there are out there...
Who smokes whilst riding their bike?

I had to give up smoking while riding my bike, I set too many helmets on fire! :bs:

MOTOXXX

26th April 2005, 22:47

yea i cant get mine lit while riding
damn wind puts it out

onearmedbandit

27th April 2005, 00:58

Smokes what exactly??

Ramius

27th April 2005, 01:08

Smokes what exactly??

If it's what is on my mind, you certainly wouldn't want to be riding your motorcycle, you will be wanting to grab the fire extinguisher...

John

27th April 2005, 01:32

The rumors are untrue, tristanK offers those services thankyou.

But what exactly is the point of the thread?

N4CR

27th April 2005, 01:35

The rumors are untrue, tristanK offers those services thankyou.

But what exactly is the point of the thread?

Services huh!? How would YOU know about those services :whistle:

Lets reallllly get this thread off topic like usual. :yes:

John

27th April 2005, 01:38

Services huh!? How would YOU know about those services :whistle:

Lets reallllly get this thread off topic like usual. :yes:
Its funny, only the ones where you quote me go offtopic - but since there is no real topic to this topic, then I guess we are free to change and alter the topic or such, I suggest, TRISTANSUCKSMANPENISATNOEXTRACHARGE.

How do I know, I caught him giving my poor ZXR a blow.

N4CR

27th April 2005, 01:42

John

27th April 2005, 01:43

A BLOW! As if I would even be able to fit that black thing anywhere... Mine is white so SUCK ON THAT!!!!1!!!111 :puke:
Yeaaaaaahhhh....... 'yawn'

I think the topic should be changed to 'Doing burnouts primary school carparks during lunch is cool'

My withdrawn from circulation '2c'
Funny, your mum was telling me your obsession for that little black child from mongolia a few weeks back, and the funny noises she keeps hearing late at night when your 'working on the bike'

Oh and at least my 'black' one is bigger than your insingnificant white one, I even have bling on mine.

Gremlin

27th April 2005, 02:21

Oh and at least my 'black' one is bigger than your insingnificant white one, I even have bling on mine.
Oh dear, here we go again.

Some of you better not come back as fish in any next life, as you would bite at anything... :lol:

John

27th April 2005, 02:24

Oh dear, here we go again.

Some of you better not come back as fish in any next life, as you would bite at anything... :lol:
Thats what happens when you goto school with twit(tristan)/s I supose, you scare other people with your dodgey antics.

Oh well...

savage rider

27th April 2005, 02:31

you can get these things now that you put your roll in , and can smoke them anywhere in any wind lol i think there ment for other shit though lol :doobey:

Waylander

27th April 2005, 03:03

Oh jeez, get a room you two (tristank and john) compare size shape and colour in private the rest of us don't want to know.

John

27th April 2005, 03:29

Oh jeez, get a room you two (tristank and john) compare size shape and colour in private the rest of us don't want to know.
We were in reference to our motorbikes, mines black and chrome, his is white and fluro purple.

Waylander

27th April 2005, 03:31

We were in reference to our motorbikes, mines black and chrome, his is white and fluro purple.
So was I.:eyepoke: :thud:

John

27th April 2005, 03:33

So was I.:eyepoke: :thud:
Just clarifying didnt want an excited american on my hands :lol:

Man this 'Hiding Online Status' has made this more fun for you has'n (yaall) it

Sniper

27th April 2005, 07:25

Where is the I dont smoke option?

flyin

27th April 2005, 11:01

:killingme :doobey: :ride: :eek: :Pokey:

27th April 2005, 12:43

Smoking the bone?

Waylander

27th April 2005, 13:12

Just clarifying didnt want an excited american on my hands :lol:

Man this 'Hiding Online Status' has made this more fun for you has'n (yaall) it
Funny how I can without being a senior yet. Infact as of friday this week I will have been a member for 100 days.

Wenier

27th April 2005, 13:33

Where is the I dont smoke option?

Yea where is it?

Waylander

27th April 2005, 13:36

Yea where is it?

Don't smoke, don't vote? Maybe he just want's to find out how many smokers smoke on the bike and not how many people don't smoke.

Krusti

27th April 2005, 13:40

I find KY gel stops the smoking...:D

Flyingpony

27th April 2005, 13:46

Forgot an option for this poll:

- Don't smoke.

Wolf

27th April 2005, 13:47

Funny how I can without being a senior yet. Infact as of friday this week I will have been a member for 100 days.
Heh, Wednesday next week is 100 days for me. 125 days puts me at the end of May (only 32 days to get to "Forum Whore" before I can change it to anything I like :laugh: )

Krusti

27th April 2005, 13:48

Heh, Wednesday next week is 100 days for me. 125 days puts me at the end of May (only 32 days to get to "Forum Whore" before I can change it to anything I like :laugh: )
Mothers day for me....:D

Waylander

27th April 2005, 13:48

Heh, Wednesday next week is 100 days for me. 125 days puts me at the end of May (only 32 days to get to "Forum Whore" before I can change it to anything I like :laugh: )
Lol You don't need to have a thousand posts to become a senior member after the 125 days. Only need 200 and you're a fair bit past that.

Wolf

27th April 2005, 13:51

Lol You don't need to have a thousand posts to become a senior member after the 125 days. Only need 200 and you're a fair bit past that.
You misunderstand - I'd like to see it become "Forum Whore" automagically before I am able to change it to that (or anything else) myself...

Addendum: It is a bit weird that you can hide your status, change your subtitle etc and you've been here less than 100 days...

Waylander

27th April 2005, 13:55

You misunderstand - I'd like to see it become "Forum Whore" automagically before I am able to change it to that (or anything else) myself...
:laugh: Well you're just over half way there. Better get to work mate.:niceone: I dare ya to make FW before I make double FW.

Wolf

27th April 2005, 14:09

:laugh: Well you're just over half way there. Better get to work mate.:niceone: I dare ya to make FW before I make double FW.
Who're you calling a "FW"? :killingme

1927 vs 570 posts? I think you'll make double whore long before I make the whore grade.

and congrats on getting a job...

Waylander

27th April 2005, 14:20

Who're you calling a "FW"? :killingme

1927 vs 570 posts? I think you'll make double whore long before I make the whore grade.

and congrats on getting a job...
?? I have a job? Since when?

And you could beat me there mate just have to be quik.

And to bring this thread back on topic I only smoke when the bike doesn't work so nope don't smoke while riding.

Wolf

27th April 2005, 14:50

?? I have a job? Since when?
My bad. Misunderstood you - thought you were saying you had to get to work, realise now you were telling me to get to work.

And back on topic - 4 days without smoking as of noon today.

Always hated pulling up behind a cage when someone in it was smoking - I'd get a whiff of the smoke and want to have one - which I couldn't on the bike. Nearly would go nuts.

inlinefour

27th April 2005, 16:09

Nope dont do it. Have by far too many other things to waste my money on than smoking :msn-wink:

Storm

27th April 2005, 16:50

Nope dont do it. Have by far too many other things to waste my money on than smoking :msn-wink:
What he said. Plus I like my lungs, I'm nice to them and they to me

pyrocam

27th April 2005, 16:57

I have smoked twice or so on my bike. I dont like it tremendously as it makes my helmet stink for days.

specially since I just bought a new on and its still got that new smell and feel to it.

but I was thinking about a tube running to the side of a helmet. stops ashing in your face and the wind from putting it out, also if you need both hands on the handles then you dont breathing your own but smoke etc. like this

Waylander

27th April 2005, 17:01

but I was thinking about a tube running to the side of a bike. stops ashing in your face and the wind from putting it out, also if you need both hands on the handles then you dont breathing your own but smoke etc. like this

Good idea imagine the looks ya'd get from cagers with a smoke taped to the back of your helmet. How would you know when you're smoking filter though?

Wolf

27th April 2005, 17:05

Good idea imagine the looks ya'd get from cagers with a smoke taped to the back of your helmet. How would you know when you're smoking filter though?
Taste :puke:

Biff

27th April 2005, 18:00

Waylander

27th April 2005, 18:03

Is this for real?!!
Can you really smoke and ride!?
Forkingel - makes me want to start smoking again, and place a cocktail umbrella down my knob and open it up while gauging out my eyeball with a rusty screwdriver.

Filthy habit smoking, only stupid people smoke.

I'm with u Wolf - 4 days no smoke!!

Ya know it's opinions like that that make the world so PC. Not the sort of thing I thought I'de hear from you Biff but good on ya for quiting.

pyrocam

27th April 2005, 18:10

Storm

27th April 2005, 21:35

I have smoked twice or so on my bike. I dont like it tremendously as it makes my helmet stink for days.

specially since I just bought a new on and its still got that new smell and feel to it.

but I was thinking about a tube running to the side of a bike. stops ashing in your face and the wind from putting it out, also if you need both hands on the handles then you dont breathing your own but smoke etc. like this

You're a bloody genius mate, cant decide if you are Nobel Prize material, or padded cell candidate # 1

:killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Biff

28th April 2005, 09:09

I have to say I dissagree with your 'stupid people smoke' line.
of course I would, I smoke.

but in my defence Im not stupid. Im just addicted.

the reasons for starting are stupid (because its cool of course)

oh and before I forget. im really lazy too.

By calling everyone who smokes stupid I'm just trying to convince myself that I really, really don't want to walk past the local dairy this morning while walking the dog and buy a packet of 20 silky smooth smokes......because I'm not stupid. Most of the time, well just once wouldn't hurt. But I'm above all that. Honest.

5 days 7 hours 32 minutes 17 seconds without a smoke. :D

flyin

28th April 2005, 10:08

Good on ya guys!!!! both smoked your last smoke for ever aye!?!

ps 'Easy Way', or 'Only Way' by Allan Carr are great books........

Wolf

28th April 2005, 11:13

5 days 7 hours 32 minutes 17 seconds without a smoke. :D
4 days 23 hours 12 minutes - give or take half an hour - since my last.

Still not going to get half my brain removed (like many ex-smokers and a lot of non-smokers I've met) tho' - no one is going to convince me that "Passive Smoking" is more harmful and causes more deaths than actively smoking.

pyrocam

28th April 2005, 14:04

I have to say I dissagree with your 'stupid people smoke' line.
of course I would, I smoke.

but in my defence Im not stupid. Im just addicted.

the reasons for starting are stupid (because its cool of course)

oh and before I forget. im really lazy too.

To my mystery bad rep giver, for the record, when you call someone stupid you should make sure you make sense. cheers.

dumbarse, only stupid people some, you must be stupid or worse...
Oh NOES!!