Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash

[Elysium]

As title said. Just saw breaking news here http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/3106056/Tiger-Woods-seriously-injured-in-car-crash
Sure must have hit the pedal hard if he was reversing.

[p.dath]

He wasn't seriously injured, and has already left Hospital.

[Gremlin]

Need some pics to set the scene...

Elin Nordegren
http://www.bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/elin-nordegren-in-white-bikini.jpg

[Swoop]

I bet he was a bit "teed-off".

[EJK]

Ironic. A "Caddy" SUV.

[Fatjim]

Immediately thought that he has been having trouble driving passed 100 yards lately.

[paddy]

Clearly reversing is dangerous. Anyone who reverses their vehicle should be required to pay an increased ACC levy. Other road user must disable their reverse gear. Perhaps it could become part of the warrant check...

[nothingflash]

I bet he was a bit "teed-off".

Until he checked his bank balance on phone banking. I wonder if those those things are programmed to say "...billion dollars and..."

[NighthawkNZ]

hope his acc levys are paid up... oh wait... :blink::shutup::innocent:

[Oakie]

I bet he was a bit "teed-off".

Wedged against the tree by all accounts.

I wonder if he yelled 'fore' as he realised his drive had gone astray?

Apparently he was just going for a wee putter around the block too.

I dare say there will be some good funnies floating around on the net about this over the next few days.

[NighthawkNZ]

Wedged against the tree by all accounts.

I wonder if he yelled 'fore' as he realised his drive had gone astray?

Apparently he was just going for a wee putter around the block too.


wasn't a sand trap was it?

[merv]

Whatever, why wasn't he in bed with his hottie at that hour, or was the problem someone else was?

[mashman]

Maybe he tried to hook the corner and now realises that he should have sliced instead

[pzkpfw]

Now we know what his handicap is.

[YellowDog]

Selected the wrong driver.

[mashman]

Was he driving a Golf???

[Forest]

Hahaha. I love that bit about his wife breaking the rear window of the SUV to get him out. Yeah right!

More like he had a domestic with the missus, she smashed the car window as he was driving off, and he wrecked the car in his haste to get away.

[Slyer]

hope his acc levys are paid up... oh wait... :blink::shutup::innocent:
Are we finished with the ACC jokes yet? Bloody hell...

[Forest]

I wonder what his handicap is now?

[mashman]

I wonder what his handicap is now?

No penis if you're wrong about them having an argument :shutup:

[merv]

Yeah could be something to do with Rachel Uchitel and her nice chest http://sportsbybrooks.com/enquirer-tiger-cheating-on-wife-with-party-girl-27124

This must be true its on the internet http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/tag/Rachel_Uchitel