Torching bikes

[carver]

If someone torched your bike, what would you do about it?
just ..ahem...hypothetically.
pics on my facebook

[carver]

and lets say you had restored it, painted it, and then watched it burn

[pc220]

Burn the mother fucker that torched it.

[NighthawkNZ]

Burn the mother fucker that torched it.

then claim the insurance

[carver]

then claim the insurance

none, it was a cheap bike

[pc220]

Let him watch you roger his mrs silly. Then take his wheels.If he screwed with your bike then all rules go out the window.

[SPP]

and lets say you had restored it, painted it, and then watched it burn

Thats kinda messed up


Let him watch you roger his mrs silly. Then take his wheels.If he screwed with your bike then all rules go out the window.

and thats even more messed up

[Oakie]

Call police, call insurance, think about taking the law into my own hands until I realise that doing so would probably end me up in an even worse position. Sit down, have a bourbon then say 'ah feck it, lifes a bitch sometimes'. Start looking at new bike adverts!

EDIT: Reflect on what I did to make someone want to do that to my bike in the first place ...

[CM2005]

Burn the motherof the fucker that torched it.

fixed. ten characters

[pc220]

fixed. ten characters

Ah yip thats more like it.

[been_there]

If it was yours... I 'd watch it burn but from a safe distance as we dont want an ACC claim for another Motor Bike accident do we?

If it was mine it wouldn't be torched, but the mofo trying it would be!

[carver]

If it was yours... I 'd watch it burn but from a safe distance as we dont want an ACC claim for another Motor Bike accident do we?

If it was mine it wouldn't be torched, but the mofo trying it would be!

easy to say, but unless you are around it all the time

[been_there]

easy to say, but unless you are around it all the time

But you originally quoted:
and lets say you had restored it, painted it, and then watched it burn.

So hmmm I think Ill stick with my hypothetically answer...
Understand what you are trying to say and yes you are correct, you cant be there all the time.

[peasea]

If someone torched your bike, what would you do about it?
just ..ahem...hypothetically

If it were a jappa, buy the perp a bourbon?

[Oakie]

Why would the arsonist have commited this hypothetical crime? Did the owner of this hypothetical bike do something to upset this hypothetical arsonist in the first place?

[YellowDog]

Carver, has someone torched your bike?

OR are you considering doing it to someone elses bike and by this thread, attempting a realistic risk management assessment?

[carver]

Why would the arsonist have commited this hypothetical crime? Did the owner of this hypothetical bike do something to upset this hypothetical arsonist in the first place?

no........

[EnzoYug]

If someone torched your bike, what would you do about it?
just ..ahem...hypothetically

You get what you pay for.
Read into that what you will.

or - take out a PR war against them. Name and shame.
Get a photo of them and draw up a poster with something along the lines of:

"Public Service Announcement - on X day of X month, X person commited the crime of arson. He/she burned and destroyed X motorcycle for reason X. X Person justified their action as a reaction to X Y & Z events.

This author of this poster is also the owner of the destoryed motorcylce and has placed a number of these posters all over 'X city / X town' so that the residents can know and beware the nature and manners of X person and treat them in a manner fitting an arsonist and criminal"

And put up a few hundred of them where he lives. Legal and more deadly than violence, unless he's a patched mob member in which case - good fucking luck.

I had a friend who got knocked off his bike, with only 3rd party insurance. They guy who hit him wouldn't pay. The fastest method to get his money was to find the guy on facebook (created a fake account of a hot woman) and add him, write down the names of all his friends and then look them up in the phone book.

He then sent a physical letter explaining the actions and attitude of the car driver to all the drivers friends, relatives, coworkers, etc... just so they could know what kind of a person he really was.

The guy paid out less than a week after the letters started arriving.

[EnzoYug]

Carver, has someone torched your bike?

OR are you considering doing it to someone elses bike and by this thread, attempting a realistic risk management assessment?

If he torches someones bike he better hope they're too smart to do something dumb.

Seeing someone in jail doesn't give you back the use of your legs.

[carver]

Carver, has someone torched your bike?

OR are you considering doing it to someone elses bike and by this thread, attempting a realistic risk management assessment?

it used to be mine


If he torches someones bike he better hope they're too smart to do something dumb.

Seeing someone in jail doesn't give you back the use of your legs.

im not stupid or that way inclined

[coffeejunkie]

Yes BUT is this really Hypothetical? I think not.....

[carver]

Yes BUT is this really Hypothetical? I think not.....

well, i do ask, as bikes, how do you view this?

[coffeejunkie]

Well.....i'd be out for blood if it was a full sized bike....But since it's a pocketbike your talking about then hay it's alittle on the funny side, Do it go bang? Or did it just smoke like a bitch?

[carver]

Well.....i'd be out for blood if it was a full sized bike....But since it's a pocketbike your talking about then hay it's alittle on the funny side, Do it go bang? Or did it just smoke like a bitch?

we put it out, so burning someone elses pocketbike is ok?
when should it become a issue?

[coffeejunkie]

It's a 50/50 situation really....

If the owner is fine with it then go for it as long as ya don't stand too close...I don't think you would look good with no eyebrows....

It becomes a problem when the fire engine turns up...

[pc220]

Well if its just a pocket bike, shag his mrs just for fun then kick back with a beer.Sorted.

[carver]

It's a 50/50 situation really....

If the owner is fine with it then go for it as long as ya don't stand too close...I don't think you would look good with no eyebrows....

It becomes a problem when the fire engine turns up...

so if it was a gift for the owner, and that same night, someone decided to burn it, for no real reason, is it still a 50/50 situation?

[coffeejunkie]

did the owner agree with burning it? And is he still ok with that choice now it's the cold hard light of day and afew less beers

[carver]

..................

[carver]

did the owner agree with burning it? And is he still ok with that choice now it's the cold hard light of day and afew less beers

no he did not, it was a gift to him.
jesus woman, whats with the ok with it? who gets a gift and says, yeah, burn it?

[coffeejunkie]

no he did not, it was a gift to him.
jesus woman, whats with the ok with it? who gets a gift and says, yeah, burn it?

WTF!!!! Your a cockhead carver!!! All i was doing was asking questions.....

Ok so here it is....

No it's not ok to burn other ppl thngs, You lot need to grow the fuck up your not 16 anymore!

[carver]

WTF!!!! Your a cockhead carver!!! All i was doing was asking questions.....

Ok so here it is....

No it's not ok to burn other ppl thngs, You lot need to grow the fuck up your not 16 anymore!

ah, no, your assuming....
your strange...more assumptions, what are you on about?

why do we need to grow up?I am just not following you.

[coffeejunkie]

ah, no, your assuming....
your strange...more assumptions, what are you on about?

why do we need to grow up?I am just not following you.

I never assumed anything and yes i am strange and im fine with that

[pc220]

no he did not, it was a gift to him.
jesus woman, whats with the ok with it? who gets a gift and says, yeah, burn it?
Obviously the people you call friends. Bugger

[Sidewinder]

this is the first thread in a thousand years thats not about fucking acc

[coffeejunkie]

this is the first thread in a thousand years thats not about fucking acc

Yes but i've lost count as to how many "i am carver the dickhead" threads this will make

[carver]

Obviously the people you call friends. Bugger

nah man, no way.

[carver]

this is the first thread in a thousand years thats not about fucking acc

do you remember what happened?


Yes but i've lost count as to how many "i am carver the dickhead" threads this will make

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[Sidewinder]

do you remember what happened?



i remember more of the cream. and mental pics of somethings. but i was so fucked

[carver]

i remember more of the cream. and mental pics of somethings. but i was so fucked

haha, it could have burnt you if it went up eh?

[The Pastor]

I cant follow this thread, did someone burn your bike, or did u sell the bike and then someone burned it or did u lend it to somone and then they burned it.

[Sidewinder]

haha, it could have burnt you if it went up eh?

um im so not sure. i was up?

[Sidewinder]

I cant follow this thread, did someone burn your bike, or did u sell the bike and then someone burned it or did u lend it to somone and then they burned it.

no my mate lite it i think

[coffeejunkie]

I cant follow this thread, did someone burn your bike, or did u sell the bike and then someone burned it or did u lend it to somone and then they burned it.

The story goes....the bike was torched but they put it out....it was a gift to another person and no he didn't know but there was an offer to pay for damages

[carver]

I cant follow this thread, did someone burn your bike, or did u sell the bike and then someone burned it or did u lend it to somone and then they burned it.


no my mate lite it i think

sidewinders mate burnt it.
it was a gift to a friend, and he had just received it at his birthday.
then sidewinders guest tipped gas over it when no one was looking, set it alight, and ran off.
it was next to a garage with a monaro and 2x V8's in it.

but you understand, its not about money, its about principal.
as a guest, do you torch the hosts presents?

[carver]

The story goes....the bike was torched but they put it out....it was a gift to another person and no he didn't know but there was an offer to pay for damages

how do you know that?

[Katman]

Like sand through the hourglass............

[coffeejunkie]

how do you know that?

Because i'm a woman and i know lots

[pc220]

Shit carver why cant you start the thread with the details instead of 4 pages later?. I still say shag his mrs or if he doesnt have one , shag his mum. Done

[Ronin]

Like sand through the hourglass............

So is the ky dribbling out of carvers bum.

[Thaeos]

sidewinders mate burnt it.
it was a gift to a friend, and he had just received it at his birthday.
then sidewinders guest tipped gas over it when no one was looking, set it alight, and ran off.
it was next to a garage with a monaro and 2x V8's in it.

but you understand, its not about money, its about principal.
as a guest, do you torch the hosts presents?

Are you kidding?

Find him, get him to pay. If he won't, get the cops.

[carver]

Are you kidding?

Find him, get him to pay. If he won't, get the cops.

nah, im serious.
pics are there

[Foxzee]

O No!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wbks]

Did sidewankers bike get burnt?

[lanci]

Kick him in the nuts then shit in his mouth whilst he's groaning in agony... All square after that.

Seriously, make him pay or replace. If he chooses not to do that, get the police involved and remove him from your group of mates.

[The Pastor]

sidewinders mate burnt it.
it was a gift to a friend, and he had just received it at his birthday.
then sidewinders guest tipped gas over it when no one was looking, set it alight, and ran off.
it was next to a garage with a monaro and 2x V8's in it.

but you understand, its not about money, its about principal.
as a guest, do you torch the hosts presents?
Eye for eye mate, 1L of gas is pretty cheap.

Man that sucks big balls.

[Foxzee]

Did sidewankers bike get burnt?

Sidewanker?????????????? HTF is he......:niceone:

[MarkH]

sidewinders mate burnt it.
it was a gift to a friend, and he had just received it at his birthday.
then sidewinders guest tipped gas over it when no one was looking, set it alight, and ran off.
it was next to a garage with a monaro and 2x V8's in it.

but you understand, its not about money, its about principal.
as a guest, do you torch the hosts presents?

It seems to me that Sidewinder's 'mate' is a complete dick who lacks respect for the property of others. I would give him the opportunity to pay for the damage and pass the matter on to the police if he wouldn't. I would also make it clear that he was not welcome anymore, anywhere!

[Squiggles]

I'd have filmed it and put it on youtube?

[carver]

I'd have filmed it and put it on youtube?

haha,no one saw it coming man