Crossword books rock.

[98tls]

As a bloke who for years has quite happily accumulated a few old bikes and spent heaps on a slighty less aged one (more than the f#rkin things worth) theres always been one constant pain in the arse stopping me reaching bike nirvana.....yep, her.Went out fishing this morning and to both myself and Macs(Border collie) disgust "her" decided to tag along:shit::shit:For me all i could think of was the constant yapping that goes with "hers" for Mac it meant demotion to the back of the ute,disgraceful.Prone to crosswords i stopped at the shop on the way to the beach and bought a crossword book.....yep a whole book dedicated to such lameness:Punk:It worked,not a peep out of her the whole morning.Realizing a good thing when i dont hear it i had a look on Ebay and came across a few Z650 parts,glancing to my right i see the crossword queen engrossed in yet another page of lameness so went with it"can i buy these as a package and get em sent over?" "uh-huh" was the reply so just to confirm i asked"so with post thats about $600 our money" "uh-huh" was the reply not even raising her head from the book of lameness.:wari::wari::Punk:Think i might get her a subscription to crossword weekly.

[sil3nt]

Sudoku should have a similar effect!

[mowgli]

:laugh: That's mint ... and has me thinking :devil2:

[98tls]

Sudoku should have a similar effect! Sounds like some kind of Asian sexual technique:shit:

[dipshit]

haha... too funny.

Reminds me of the Big Wednesday ad when the guy on the boat guns it and can't hear her yapping.

[98tls]

:laugh: That's mint ... and has me thinking :devil2: Only drawback is i will have to get to the mailbox first when its Visa bill time.:blink:Small price to pay.<_<

[Ixion]

Was it the perverted sort where the clues make no sense whatsoever?

[GOONR]

Only drawback is i will have to get to the mailbox first when its Visa bill time.:blink:Small price to pay.<_<

Nah, just get a subscription to a crossword book if you can. That could keep 'her' occupied for ages man.

[98tls]

Was it the perverted sort where the clues make no sense whatsoever? No idea mate,to be honest dont want to know.Long as it keeps her head down and busy:confused:shit theres a thought:innocent:then all is good,theres some credit left on the Visa and i havent had a look for XS750 Triple parts yet.:Punk:

[98tls]

Nah, just get a subscription to a crossword book if you can. That could keep 'her' occupied for ages man. What are you mate a Parrot?:shifty:Re read the first post.

[chanceyy]

:rofl: :killingme to blardy funny Mike .. and you be mistaken if she still is not aware of what your up too :blip:

[mowgli]

:rofl: :killingme to blardy funny Mike .. and you be mistaken if she still is not aware of what your up too :blip:
... or perhaps letting you get your way so you'll have no leg to stand on when she swaps the family silver for a pretty new pair of shoes :shit:

[chanceyy]

... or perhaps letting you get your way so you'll have no leg to stand on when she swaps the family silver for a pretty new pair of shoes :shit:

:nono: :gob: sounds like you speaking fr experience there Rob :laugh:

[98tls]

... or perhaps letting you get your way so you'll have no leg to stand on when she swaps the family silver for a pretty new pair of shoes :shit: :wari:To late,sold it to fund bike bits.:Punk:

[mowgli]

:nono: :gob: sounds like you speaking fr experience there Rob :laugh:
Not me :innocent: I don't wear pretty shoes :laugh:

[Gareth123]

Was it the perverted sort where the clues make no sense whatsoever?

I believe your talking about a cryptic crossword. A mate at worked tried to explain them too me. I'd rather shoot a spike though my foot. They confuse me too much.

[chanceyy]

Not me :innocent: I don't wear pretty shoes :laugh:

:whistle: so you say :nya:

[GOONR]

What are you mate a Parrot?:shifty:Re read the first post.

oops!

I guess I should pay more attention and put the beer down.