Bikers can't be married...

[cowboyz]

So i commute on my bike. I have been working for a couple of months at this place and it was my 15 yr olds bday on the weekend. I mentioned during smokeo break that i ahd got one of the new Ipods for his birthday and he was real happy about it.
the conversation continued like this..

me: yeah., we woke him up at 1am when I got home (I work nights) on his birthday to give it to him
him: you went round to his place at 1am?
me: ummm, what? no.. I went home. hes only 15! he still lives at home
him: he lives with his mother?
me: ummmm.. well, he lives at home with me and my wife, yes.
him: oh, you are your wife live together?
me: of course we do... what?
him: oh, but you ride a motorbike?
me: what now? huh?
him: but you cant be married and ride a motorbike. It just cant be done.
me: what now?
him: the two just dont go together. All the married people I know dont ride motorbikes, and all the motorbikers are single.
me: ummmmmmmmm. well except me.......... what now?



he was serious too. he assumed that because I ride a motorbike then I must be at the very least, seperated......

????????????? what now?????????????

[Tink]

So i commute on my bike.

Amazing how some people think! You wonder what was in his juice that day:wacko:

[PrincessBandit]

Well then he'd be completely gobsmacked to learn that there are women who ride who are not butch muff munching dykes who hate men. In fact we are happily married to riders! Male ones!

[Indiana_Jones]

Well then he'd be completely gobsmacked to learn that there are women who ride who are not butch muff munching dykes who hate men. In fact we are happily married to riders! Male ones!

ok now you're lying! :lol:

-Indy

[cowboyz]

Of course shes lying.. she said happily married...............

[Insanity_rules]

he was serious too. he assumed that because I ride a motorbike then I must be at the very least, seperated......

????????????? what now?????????????

I love people like that. In a very early post of mine I told the tale of a social interaction with a particularly hen pecked looking individual outside of our local Push-n-Shove (Pak n Save to the uninitiated) and his Rotweiler (Woops I meant wife) regarding This very thing.

I told him my Wife wanted me to sell my bike (had 250 at the time) cause it wasn't big enough. Oh the hilarity!

[neels]

All the married people I know dont ride motorbikes, and all the motorbikers are single.
Perhaps he only knows two people, and is applying similar statistical methods to those used by ACC

[Laxi]

but you cant be married and ride a motorbike. It just cant be done.
he assumed that because I ride a motorbike then I must be at the very least, seperated......


did you borrow a honda for the day? he might of just assumed you was....well you know.... :lol:

[cowboyz]

well, this one time... at band camp.. I rode a honda...........

[avgas]

I swear I read it in my Suzuki manual back when I started riding.

It was in Japanese characters - so I can't be definite, but the symbols looked like it said:

"Bike Warning - wife low"

but wife could be oil - my Japanese was crap, now its non-existent.

[vifferman]

The gobsmacking would be exacerbated (like 'masturbated' but not) then by learning that my wife made me buy my current bike.

[Bald Eagle]

The gobsmacking would be exacerbated (like 'masturbated' but not) then by learning that my wife made me buy my current bike.

yep shows the danger of stereo types. It was my wifes suggestion that I sell the 2nd cage and buy my bike with the proceeds and she's the one who tells me to "go out and ride it's a lovely day."

[Dave Lobster]

Well then he'd be completely gobsmacked to learn that there are women who ride who are not..... muff munching dykes

Disappointing. :(

[Bounce001]

My partner and I both ride. We were both riding before we met. In fact we met through riding. However, neither of us will be a passenger!

We have an article cut out from the Herald with the headline "Key to a Successful Marriage: Seperate Motorcycles".

How true!

[gwigs]

If my woman ever tried to stop me from riding a bike. I,d pull the plug and let all her air out..:lol:

[caseye]

ok now you're lying! :lol:

-Indy

LOL PB you have such a way with the Lingo! cracks me up.

[Mystic13]

I met a guy not too long ago admiring my bike and in his late 50's. he said

Him: I always wanted to own a bike.
Bike Guy: Have you ridden before.
Him: No my mum wouldn't let me so I just watched friends do it.
Bike Guy: That was a long time ago, why don't you get one now?
Him: Oh no I can't. My wife wouldn't let me.

Then we talked bikes for about 20 minutes before I left. The guy really would like a motorbike.

All I can say is thank god my wife lives motorbikes and rides.

[Mystic13]

Well maybe not God because I don't usually talk with him or as Dicko from Aus Idol says "I'm not a God botherer".

Now Duct Tape should be a God.

[hayd3n]

stereotypes suck
we are ppl who have bikes

[Dave Lobster]

Him: Oh no I can't. My wife wouldn't let me.


I really do wonder how people get through life without a spine of their own.

[gatch]

Every girl I've ever been involved with loved riding on the back of the bike and wanted more than just a boyfriend/girlfriend situation..

Maybe he had a bike and had to sell it cause of the wife ?

[ManDownUnder]

????????????? what now?????????????

Smile... Laugh Knowingly... Walk away

That's a fuckwith that just outed himself

[Maha]

well, this one time... at band camp.. I rode a honda...........and I loved it so much....it hurts, gotsta get me one of them I does

Hey it hapeens to the best of us Lance :clap:

[PrincessBandit]

well, this one time... at band camp.. I rode a honda...........
This one time at band camp I rode a flute...


Disappointing. :(
Fantasies huh? Bugger when they're shattered.


My partner and I both ride. ......
We have an article cut out from the Herald with the headline "Key to a Successful Marriage: Seperate Motorcycles".

How true!
Amen!

If my woman ever tried to stop me from riding a bike. I,d pull the plug and let all her air out..:lol:

And stick her in her box.....

[sinfull]

Well then he'd be completely gobsmacked to learn that there are women who ride who are not muff munching dykes



Fantasies huh? Bugger when they're shattered.


Sigh !!!!!!!!

[_Shrek_]

The gobsmacking would be exacerbated (like 'masturbated' but not) then by learning that my wife made me buy my current bike.


yep shows the danger of stereo types. It was my wifes suggestion that I sell the 2nd cage and buy my bike with the proceeds and she's the one who tells me to "go out and ride it's a lovely day."

now there's 3 :laugh:


stereotypes suck
we are ppl who have bikes

why? when we have wife's that do the above for us :Punk:

[McJim]

I am happily married with a 5 year old son and a 4 year old son. My wife wants a Ducati Monster. She used to have a bigger and faster bike than me.

Am I merely a figment of my own deranged imagination?

No one I have spoken to ever finds it weird that I ride a bike and am married with small children.

[Meanie]

This one time at band camp I rode a flute...


Fantasies huh? Bugger when they're shattered.


Amen!


And stick her in her box.....

My mum warned me about girls like you :rofl:

Amazing the steriotype that people have of tose who ride bikes. For most of us this guys belief couldnt be further from the truth

[AD345]

Well then he'd be completely gobsmacked to learn that there are women who ride who are not .... muff munching dykes


Disappointing. :(

Think bi-sexuals!

[Marmoot]

he was serious too. he assumed that because I ride a motorbike then I must be at the very least, seperated......

Put a ring on it - Beyonce, 2009

[Tink]

Well then he'd be completely gobsmacked to learn that there are women who ride who are not butch muff munching dykes who hate men. In fact we are happily married to riders! Male ones!

Some are married ;)... some are just addicted to bikes and their man!


Sigh !!!!!!!!

Ya still looking.. perfection comes on two wheels... in leather "right sin"!!!

[sinfull]

Ya still looking.. perfection comes on two wheels... in leather "right sin"!!! Always looking, Part of being a perve ! Tell ya if i ever see it !!

[Lula]

I would only ever marry a man that rides his own motorbike - besides he is too big to fit on the back of my little 675! :eek:

[crazyhorse]

My bike comes first........... :innocent:

I wouldn't let anybody tell me I couldn't have a bike!

[pzkpfw]

My Wife finally got me to sign up for a big lotto, sorry, insurance payout; but has never had an issue with me riding.

If anything, her and our two kids make me a "safer" rider.

[Taz]

Whats with the "what now"????

[Taz]

I would only ever marry a man that rides his own motorbike - besides he is too big to fit on the back of my little 675! :eek:

What about us little guys? :lol:

[Azi Dahaka]

some people just live in their own little worlds when i was going out with my wife she was afraid to get on the back of the bike then i convinced her and we went for a ride and she loved it just hates the cold thats all.

[Insanity_rules]

I would only ever marry a man that rides his own motorbike - besides he is too big to fit on the back of my little 675! :eek:

Or a medium size guy with a big wing wang?:love:

[Tink]

Take a note out of no book... be ya female or male... single or not... if you want to ride... RIDE!

[crazyhorse]

Take a note out of no book... be ya female or male... single or not... if you want to ride... RIDE!

Definitely what she said :done: