New 2009 Hayabusa in Bleck!

[Crazy Steve]

Hey Boys and Girls,

I brought a New 2009 Hayabusa in Bleck a weeee while ago.

Im surprized at how slow it is, dosnt handle very well and im not even sure if I like the colour.

Shame about this bike really Suzukis are really crap bikes.

Crazy Steve.

[Pussy]

Really good you dislike it so much, Steve! :niceone:

[Crazy Steve]

Really good you dislike it so much, Steve! :niceone:

Photos of said piece of crap coming up !

Crazy Steve.

[Movistar]

Yeah, I agree.

Why would you want such a fat underpowered pig like that...:msn-wink:

[Pussy]

Absolutely!
170 rwhp would hardly pull a drunken sailor off your sister.....

[Pussy]

Actually, I'm surprised that Crazy Steve bought one of those nice handling, smooth, powerful heaps of junk

[Movistar]

Absolutely!
170 rwhp would hardly pull a drunken sailor off your sister.....

You obviously don't know my sister...

[Pussy]

You obviously don't know my sister...

I didn't mean YOUR sister, per se.....

What's she like, anyway.... hawt? :)

[Movistar]

I didn't mean YOUR sister, per se.....

What's she like, anyway.... hawt? :)


A bit like you really, old and crusty.

It'd be like peeling apart a cold cheese toasted sandwich :puke:

[Crazy Steve]

Yeah, I agree.

Why would you want such a fat underpowered pig like that...:msn-wink:

Your right, I asked the dealer for the fastest bike in the shop and he pointed to the Busa and then remarked it was the fastest production Motorcycle in the World.

But I cant believe how slow it is sure its showing 300kphish in 5th but come on is that it SNORE !

Crazy Steve.

[Pussy]

It'd be like peeling apart a cold cheese toasted sandwich :puke:

LA LA LA LA I can't hear you!

[Pussy]

Anyway.... this is all digressing away from the fact that Crazy Steve has foolishly bought a fuggin grouse new bike.....

[Crazy Steve]

Does anyone know where I could get something faster ?

If this is as fast as bikes get I will give up.

Crazy Steve.

[AllanB]

You want to put some of that full synthetic oil in it - I hear you can get at least another 30hp out of it then.

But watch your tools - synthetic oil has been know to hide them ......... (it's true, I read it on KB).

[Crazy Steve]

You want to put some of that full synthetic oil in it - I hear you can get at least another 30hp out of it then.

But watch your tools - synthetic oil has been know to hide them ......... (it's true, I read it on KB).

Thanks for that Alan, but it already has fully synthectic oil in it.

Crazy Steve.

[Pussy]

Put some pics up, Tipene!

[Movistar]

Thanks for that Alan, but it already has fully synthectic oil in it.

Crazy Steve.


Then pump the tyres up to 157psi, that also makes them faster coz they're lighter, I read that on KB also...

[Pussy]

Then pump the tyres up to 157psi, that also makes them faster coz they're lighter, I read that on KB also...

Don't forget it's got to be Helium, too.....

[Sensei]

In a resent UK Mag the fastest top bikes where as followed

1st ZX14
2nd MV
3rd Hayabusa
4th RSV4 only 1/2 a mile slower than the Busa !
5th ZX10
6th R1
7th CBR
8th RC8
9th 1198s
the GSXR broke down before the testing by the sounds of it

[vifferman]

Don't forget it's got to be Helium, too.....
I heard that dihydrogen oxide was better, coz it's got two (2!) hydrogens, AND an oxygen.
Helium?
Pfffttt!!! (That's the noise it makes too :yes: )

[AllanB]

Don't forget it's got to be Helium, too.....

I have been slowly filling my Hornets tyres with anal gas (farts) - my theory is that most decent farts sink, and I figure the natural ability of this gas to 'sink' will give my tyres an uncanny ability to adhere to the road. It will be like having the rubber magnetized to the tarmac.

I'm a couple of decent onion pies away from getting them up to full pressure but I have already noticed the extra traction.

Give it a couple of weeks and I'll be able to ride rings around ya woosy Bussa.

My only real concern is the poor buggers health after inhaling the gas when I next change the tyres ......

[The Pastor]

you can tune it to run on a nitro mix, get a few more hp out of it.

[Pussy]

I heard that dihydrogen oxide was better, coz it's got two (2!) hydrogens, AND an oxygen.
Helium?
Pfffttt!!! (That's the noise it makes too :yes: )

Dangerous chemical, that dihydrogen oxide. It kills thousands of people worldwide, every year. It should be banned. In fact, I'm gonna phone Greenpeace about it......

[AllanB]

In fact, I'm gonna phone Greenpeace about it......


If the girl who answers the phone at Green Peace sounds like she is mumbling it's OK, it is just her mustache getting in the way of the phone.

[Crazy Steve]

Im assuming the fastest mode with the three way switch is the C Mode right ?

Crazy Steve.

[Sidewinder]

So you say its a shit bike now steve? And this is your third busa is it not?

[Crazy Steve]

So you say its a shit bike now steve? And this is your third busa is it not?

Hey Jeremy say hi to your Mum for me, that last time I stayed at yours she kepted me real warm......yummmmmy!

Crazy Steve

[Sidewinder]

Hey Jeremy say hi to your Mum for me, that last time I stayed at yours she kepted me real warm......yummmmmy!

Crazy Steve

she said if you come over again ya new bike better not burn down the garage like the black bird did

[Pussy]

Im assuming the fastest mode with the three way switch is the C Mode right ?

Crazy Steve.

Just hold the throttle pinned in "C", then flick it through to "A" without closing the throttle. You'll be right! :niceone:

[Crazy Steve]

Could anyone suggest a faster bike, I am really disapointed in this bike.

Crazy Steve.

[Sidewinder]

Could anyone suggest a faster bike, I am really disapointed in this bike.

Crazy Steve.

it would be hard to find something that is as fast as you having sex. get a zx12 there faster at the top end

[Crazy Steve]

Just hold the throttle pinned in "C", then flick it through to "A" without closing the throttle. You'll be right! :niceone:

Ok so let me get this right, hold it at redline in C Mode then flick it through to A Mode then select first gear and dump clutch ?

Sounds interesting I will gooooo and try that now.

Crazy Steve.

[Edbear]

Ok so let me get this right, hold it at redline in C Mode then flick it through to A Mode then select first gear and dump clutch ?

Sounds interesting I will gooooo and try that now.

Crazy Steve.

How'd ya get on...?

'parently dere's a little trick you can do to fool it into thinking it's not speed-limited and it goes faster... :niceone:

[Pussy]

Fuck..... I just seen a black 'Busa go jetting past.....

[Maha]

Fuck..... I just seen a black 'Busa go jetting past.....

Cant have been Crazo', he put the keys down and now cant find em'

They're in ya toolbox Steve!!


Caring Maha.

[Deano]

Is he still alive ? Or is he lying in a pool of his own prematurely ejaculated semen ?

[Crazy Steve]

Still slow even in A Mode.

Boring/Slack bikes the new Hayabusas.

Crazy Steve.

[Pussy]

Still slow even in A Mode.

Boring/Slack bikes the new Hayabusas.

Crazy Steve.

Hold the throttle wide open, you tit.....

[Cajun]

Still slow even in A Mode.

Boring/Slack bikes the new Hayabusas.

Crazy Steve.


pipe it and tune it, go alot better

[Crazy Steve]

pipe it and tune it, go alot better


I was reading on a Japanese web site that they are Dynod at the Factory.

Crazy Steve.

[Crazy Steve]

Dont really like putting extra money into a $20k bike, thats worth $15k as I drove it out of the shop considering how much the rego/insurance and tyres/servicing cost.

Crazy Steve.

[Cajun]

I was reading on a Japanese web site that they are Dynod at the Factory.

Crazy Steve.

might be dynoed (alot of suzukis are run up on dyno before leaving the factory) but not dyno tuned

[p.dath]

Your right, I asked the dealer for the fastest bike in the shop and he pointed to the Busa and then remarked it was the fastest production Motorcycle in the World.

Maybe next time ask for the bike with the lowest 0 to "x" km/h time ...

Torque is so much fun.

[Pussy]

The new 'Busa will be really good on tyres.
You'll get at least 1500km out of them......

[FJRider]

The new 'Busa will be really good on tyres.
You'll get at least 1500km out of them......

They may last a little longer when he finds second gear ...

[Crazy Steve]

Maybe next time ask for the bike with the lowest 0 to "x" km/h time ...

Torque is so much fun.

Oh ok thanks for that you sound like you really know your stuff.

Crazy Steve.

[Deano]

A couple of guys were hitting 290+ real speed at the cliffhanger sprints.

Sounds like you need to turbo it Steve - Dean Van Ingham cracked 318kph - that fast enough you reckon ?

[Crazy Steve]

A couple of guys were hitting 290+ real speed at the cliffhanger sprints.

Sounds like you need to turbo it Steve - Dean Van Ingham cracked 318kph - that fast enough you reckon ?

Dean Vale did 325kph plus last year I heard, must go faster than that boy from Kaukapakapa!

Crazy Steve.

[Crazy Steve]

I have been looking for a 2nd hand Y2K.

They are guaranted to do 350kph but cant afford the $125k US for a new one.

Crazy Steve.

[Pussy]

I have been looking for a 2nd hand Y2K.

They are guaranted to do 350kph but cant afford the $125k US for a new one.

Crazy Steve.

They're gutless. They've only got a poxy little Allison C18 or C20 in them.
You want something that's got at least a Pratt & Whitney PT6 -60 series in it for some decent mumbo....

[Edbear]

This is what you're missing, much, much fasterer....:done:

[Dak]

Has anyone told Steve how to actually ride? You do know you have more than one gear don't ya? You muppet.

[huff3r]

Has anyone told Steve how to actually ride? You do know you have more than one gear don't ya? You muppet.

Maybe someone should tell him its not like a car, right foot means stop not go! :laugh:

[Sidewinder]

Has anyone told Steve how to actually ride? You do know you have more than one gear don't ya? You muppet.


Maybe someone should tell him its not like a car, right foot means stop not go! :laugh:

guys why do you have to pick on the retards?:jerry:

[p.dath]

Has anyone told Steve how to actually ride? You do know you have more than one gear don't ya? You muppet.

Crazy Steve is taking the piss.

[huff3r]

Crazy Steve is taking the piss.

And you think this guy isn't? :laugh:

[Sidewinder]

Crazy Steve is taking the piss.

no fucking shit!
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[Lula]

I was out walking earlier this evening and heard a bike coming up our road reving its head off - I think I saw him riding past?

Only just managed to get this snap of the rider with my phone, it sounds like the same guy after reading this thread...he clearly can't ride for shit the bike sounded like it was stuck in first gear screaming its head off!

[DIN PELENDA]

I was out walking earlier this evening and heard a bike coming up our road reving its head off - I think I saw him riding past?

Only just managed to get this snap of the rider with my phone, it sounds like the same guy after reading this thread...he clearly can't ride for shit the bike sounded like it was stuck in first gear screaming its head off!

Yes that is "Crazy Steve ":weird: I recognize that idiot:laugh: no mater how bad is that photo, and I see he is got brake (light) on, on top of being stuck in first.:slap::no::first:

[Pussy]

I was out walking earlier this evening and heard a bike coming up our road reving its head off - I think I saw him riding past?

Only just managed to get this snap of the rider with my phone, it sounds like the same guy after reading this thread...he clearly can't ride for shit the bike sounded like it was stuck in first gear screaming its head off!

Good spotting! Yep, that's him


Edit: He's crazy!

[pritch]

In a resent UK Mag the fastest top bikes where as followed

1st ZX14
2nd MV
3rd Hayabusa
4th RSV4 only 1/2 a mile slower than the Busa !
5th ZX10
6th R1
7th CBR
8th RC8
9th 1198s
the GSXR broke down before the testing by the sounds of it

Ahhh how times have changed :whistle:

[Dealer]

Could anyone suggest a faster bike, I am really disapointed in this bike.

Crazy Steve.

Apparently the 2004 model is the fastest model, which I just happen to have.
So out of the goodness of my heart, I am willing to swap bikes + a small amount of cash, it wouldn't cost you more than say $2000.:shifty:
I dont really want a fast bike anyway, so I can take your slower one.
Mines in blue and silver by the way.

[Crazy Steve]

Apparently the 2004 model is the fastest model, which I just happen to have.
So out of the goodness of my heart, I am willing to swap bikes + a small amount of cash, it wouldn't cost you more than say $2000.:shifty:
I dont really want a fast bike anyway, so I can take your slower one.
Mines in blue and silver by the way.

Thats Funny as I had a K4 Busa blue and white just like yours was much slower than this K9. And I sold that bike 3mths ago for $8500 it was mint with 20kms on the clock !

Very slow that K4 VERY VERY SLOW.

Crazy Steve.

[imdying]

Have at it (http://www.turbo-kits.com/hayabusa_turbo_kits.html) man. You might have to change your ID from 'crazysteve' to 'totally fucking bonkers steve' though :D

[Kornholio]

This is what you're missing, much, much fasterer....:done:

That is actually Steve in the photo....

[Maha]

That is actually Steve in the photo....

Na na thats his twin sister.

[Matt Bleck]

:laugh: yeah, thats BIG Steve!!! :yes:

[sl8er4lyf]

this is the funniest forum read i've ever had, maybe steve could ask suzuki for his money back, tell them "its not fast enough"

[mr bucketracer]

have you traded the haybusa for a gpr bucket yet? steve :msn-wink:

[mr bucketracer]

is kber a ghost town:devil2:

[pritch]

is kber a ghost town:devil2:

No, but it takes a while for the voices to get here from 2009. Mean dredge though. :yes:

[Maha]

Steve hears voice :confused:

[Erelyes]

Steve will reply once he's back from the ride he set out on in '09. The bike's a bit slow, y'see.

[Maha]

He fell off his Bucket, that Busa must seem like a Goliath of a machine about now.

[mr bucketracer]

He fell off his Bucket, that Busa must seem like a Goliath of a machine about now.

321681the real bike owned steve

[Maha]

the real bike owned steve

Yes he bounce's well I understand.

[caseye]

321681the real bike owned steve

I've seen Steve ride plenty of different bikes and he's made them all do what he wants, some can, he most certainly can. Come in spinna!

[Berries]

Steve will reply once he's back from the ride he set out on in '09. The bike's a bit slow, y'see.
I thought parole wasn't until 2019?

[mitchilin]

Hey Boys and Girls,

I brought a New 2009 Hayabusa in Bleck a weeee while ago.

Im surprized at how slow it is, dosnt handle very well and im not even sure if I like the colour.

Shame about this bike really Suzukis are really crap bikes.

Crazy Steve.

Why did you buy it ..? This is just bait?