Scrumpy hands

[JimO]

Anybody had a go at scrumpy hands its a drinking game indulged in by Otago Uni students you tape a litre bottle of Scrumpy (cider thats 8.2%) to each hand and have to drink it before you can do anything else, the stuff tastes pretty foul but apparantly a good time is had by all..

[Pussy]

I'd be keen to have a go at "Mac's Gold Hands".....

[sAsLEX]

The wearing of stubbies helps as 2 litres > bladder volume.

[Magua]

Anybody had a go at scrumpy hands its a drinking game indulged in by Otago Uni students you tape a litre bottle of Scrumpy (cider thats 8.2%) to each hand and have to drink it before you can do anything else, the stuff tastes pretty foul but apparantly a good time is had by all..

Otago students? It's a national pass-time.

[PirateJafa]

The fuck do you think you're doing, bad-mouthing Scrumpy, ya cheeky bastard?

It's good stuff. Disclaimer: Uni student.

Well, good stuff as long as it's cold. Speaking from experience, you have to finish both bottles fast, before they go warm. And before the first bottle works it's way through your stomach/bladder.

[JimO]

seems i have been living under a rock, mind you it would be Jim Beam hands for me

[steve_t]

Don't have it at your house/flat unless you don't mind people pissing all over your shower and toilet floor

[Indiana_Jones]

Lamb's hands is where it's at, old boy.


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-Indy

[Squiggles]

Dooont do eet

[MisterD]

The wearing of stubbies helps as 2 litres > bladder volume.

Drink the first bottle and use that?

[McWild]

Going for a piss is the worst.

[Hiflyer]

Try undoing your pants with a bottle taped to your hand! PFFF Macs gold hands, I'm hoping thats jugs of macs gold and not bottles

[SPORK]

Try undoing your pants with a bottle taped to your hand! PFFF Macs gold hands, I'm hoping thats jugs of macs gold and not bottles
true scrumpy hands legends know to rock elasticated waistbands.

[Hiflyer]

true scrumpy hands legends know to rock elasticated waistbands.

Yea, or to have a catheter

[The Pastor]

I invented it. Also the internet.

[gatch]

Scrumpy hands.. PAH, thats old hat chums.

The real man plays "freddy goon face".

Tape a goon bladder (wine) to your face, with the nozzle pointed at you mouth. Ensure the tape is about halfway down the bag, and that the tape goes around your head at just under eye level. SO you need to drink about half of it before the bag falls away enough for you to see what is in front of you. At which point you are going to be good and mullicked anyway.

Warning/disclaimer etc - you will probably only attempt this once. Don't blaim me if you get arrested when you decide its a good idea to take your goon bladder to town with you..

[munster]

sounds like the perfect opportunity to resurrect Spike Milligans wartime effort of the bicycle tube over your old fella and down the trouser leg. Worked quite well till one of his mates tied a knot in the end of it one night.