dpex
2nd December 2009, 20:32
This is a list of the National Cabinet.
These are the freaks you ignore because their seats are relatively safe. Ergo, those who miss getting voted back get in on the list, on account of they're the Queen Bees.
The rest are back-benchers wondering if they will ever see the inside of the Beehive again after their masters have pissed off enough folk.
It is they to whom we should be putting our serious complaints, because it is they who have something to lose. Ergo, their lofty seat at the trough of Parliament.
So here's the list of those you may as well not bother with because they are Ministers and thus safe in their seats.
Nick Smith
Pansy Wong
John Carter
Nathan Guy
Chris Finlayson
David Carter (the second most moronic man I have ever met)
Jonathon Coleman
Steven Joyce
Maurice Williamson (God defrauded him of a chin)
Simon Power
Tim Grosser
Judith Collins
Georgina Te Huehue
Wayne Mapp (arguably one of the most moronic men I have ever met)
Paula Bennett (living testimony of the value of dieting)
Gerry Brownlee
Anne Tolley (it's a pity she's not the Prime Minister)
Pansy Wong (Hmmmm. Opinion deferred)
Bill English ( a perfect example of the small man's syndrome)
John Key (leader of the Maori Party)
Kate Wilkinson (Who?)
Murray McCully (in it for the pension and travel perks till death)
Tony Ryall (Hmmmm. Potential there)
Simon Power (my name says it all)
This is the National Cabinet. Twenty six guaranteed to come back next time, either in Gov or opposition, and who don't give a shit for the other seventeen back benchers, all of whom give a serious shit about their futures, especially Kanwaljit Singh Baskshi, the jewel in the Indian Crown.
Believe me, you had to be there on the night to experience the vast pride of the Indian community supporting this dude. It was almost like the 'Toddlers Association' had got a man in parliament. He's a seriously strong bridge-head. I haven't quite yet figured out how to best use him. but it's coming.
So it is Bakshi and the other 17 you go at, plus all Labour Mps. Forget the rest: ACT, Maori. They are also-rans. They're beggars trying to look like tyrants.
But get stuck in. Write to them. Phone them. Go visit them if you have time.
But keep reminding them (National back benchers) how tenuous is their grip on power. And remind all Labour MPs how close they are to regaining power.
All you have to do, Labour, is remove all ACC direct levies, increase GST by a small amount, to cover ACC, and power will once again be yours.
These are the freaks you ignore because their seats are relatively safe. Ergo, those who miss getting voted back get in on the list, on account of they're the Queen Bees.
The rest are back-benchers wondering if they will ever see the inside of the Beehive again after their masters have pissed off enough folk.
It is they to whom we should be putting our serious complaints, because it is they who have something to lose. Ergo, their lofty seat at the trough of Parliament.
So here's the list of those you may as well not bother with because they are Ministers and thus safe in their seats.
Nick Smith
Pansy Wong
John Carter
Nathan Guy
Chris Finlayson
David Carter (the second most moronic man I have ever met)
Jonathon Coleman
Steven Joyce
Maurice Williamson (God defrauded him of a chin)
Simon Power
Tim Grosser
Judith Collins
Georgina Te Huehue
Wayne Mapp (arguably one of the most moronic men I have ever met)
Paula Bennett (living testimony of the value of dieting)
Gerry Brownlee
Anne Tolley (it's a pity she's not the Prime Minister)
Pansy Wong (Hmmmm. Opinion deferred)
Bill English ( a perfect example of the small man's syndrome)
John Key (leader of the Maori Party)
Kate Wilkinson (Who?)
Murray McCully (in it for the pension and travel perks till death)
Tony Ryall (Hmmmm. Potential there)
Simon Power (my name says it all)
This is the National Cabinet. Twenty six guaranteed to come back next time, either in Gov or opposition, and who don't give a shit for the other seventeen back benchers, all of whom give a serious shit about their futures, especially Kanwaljit Singh Baskshi, the jewel in the Indian Crown.
Believe me, you had to be there on the night to experience the vast pride of the Indian community supporting this dude. It was almost like the 'Toddlers Association' had got a man in parliament. He's a seriously strong bridge-head. I haven't quite yet figured out how to best use him. but it's coming.
So it is Bakshi and the other 17 you go at, plus all Labour Mps. Forget the rest: ACT, Maori. They are also-rans. They're beggars trying to look like tyrants.
But get stuck in. Write to them. Phone them. Go visit them if you have time.
But keep reminding them (National back benchers) how tenuous is their grip on power. And remind all Labour MPs how close they are to regaining power.
All you have to do, Labour, is remove all ACC direct levies, increase GST by a small amount, to cover ACC, and power will once again be yours.