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Insanity_rules
3rd December 2009, 07:04
OK People this morning I want to talk about gear related incidences. Remember when you arrive at work and change into your street gear............................that you kept your banana in your shoe for safe keeping. I've just come from a client meeting where the client, every two minutes she was asking "Can't you smell banana?". I so didn't want to tell her that it was my sock!
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vifferman
3rd December 2009, 07:06
Remember when you arrive at work and change into your street gear............................that you kept your banana in your shoe for safe keeping.
So you do that too? I've fortunately never forgotten to take things out of my shoes before putting them on though.
Insanity_rules
3rd December 2009, 07:08
So you do that too? I've fortunately never forgotten to take things out of my shoes before putting them on though.
Great place to store your food so you don't crush it. Now with the message out there we can all enjoy bananas for lunch. I'm going to get grumpy without mine!
Laxi
3rd December 2009, 07:13
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I keep telling you that bro:wari:
Headbanger
3rd December 2009, 07:17
Fantastically funny.
gijoe1313
3rd December 2009, 08:18
If Fatt Max wuz here he'd say there would be an asian taking a dump in his shoe before putting it on :pinch: :sick:
Headbanger
3rd December 2009, 08:35
If Fatt Max wuz here he'd say there would be an asian taking a dump in his shoe before putting it on :pinch: :sick:
And it would have been his hat rather then his shoe, and he would probably have felt a bit of sexual excitement.
oldrider
3rd December 2009, 08:39
OK People this morning I want to talk about gear related incidences. Remember when you arrive at work and change into your street gear............................that you kept your banana in your shoe for safe keeping. I've just come from a client meeting where the client, every two minutes she was asking "Can't you smell banana?". I so didn't want to tell her that it was my sock!
This has been an Insanity rules safety message presented in conjunction with Jeez your a dick productions.
You are in deep shit, these things don't improve with age! :lol: It just gets worse! :soon:
bungbung
3rd December 2009, 09:07
Simple solution:
http://www.bananaguard.com/
george formby
3rd December 2009, 09:21
My shoes grow food, mingin they are.
nudemetalz
3rd December 2009, 09:32
I think Insanity Rules is becoming Insanity Plus !! <_<
Insanity_rules
3rd December 2009, 11:41
I think Insanity Rules is becoming Insanity Plus !! <_<
You won't catch me with my trousers!
sondela
3rd December 2009, 14:56
OK People this morning I want to talk about gear related incidences. Remember when you arrive at work and change into your street gear............................that you kept your banana in your shoe for safe keeping. I've just come from a client meeting where the client, every two minutes she was asking "Can't you smell banana?". I so didn't want to tell her that it was my sock!
This has been an Insanity rules safety message presented in conjunction with Jeez your a dick productions.
Don't forget "safer communities together" :D
madmal64
3rd December 2009, 15:06
You legend! :Punk:
Im glad someone on here is actually looking out for us and or well being.
That has made my crappy day not as crappy.
The Pastor
3rd December 2009, 16:53
Simple solution:
http://www.bananaguard.com/
$34 american is alot more expensive THAN MY LUNCHBOX! rofl!!
Harvd
3rd December 2009, 17:19
i put a jam pikelet under the innersole of a friends shoe. He never figured it out...
GOONR
3rd December 2009, 18:52
i put a jam pikelet under the innersole of a friends shoe. He never figured it out...
I put a dead fish in a mates cereal packet at work!!:sick:
SPman
3rd December 2009, 20:07
I don't take shoes - just wear me socks around t'office or put bike boots back on if'n I have to go out. So, my bananas are safe.......
allycatz
3rd December 2009, 20:09
Next time tuck it in ya undies
bungbung
4th December 2009, 07:25
$34 american is alot more expensive THAN MY LUNCHBOX! rofl!!
That is silly money. You can buy cheap(er) knockoffs in NZ for $9.99
Thani-B
4th December 2009, 16:15
I don't take shoes - just wear me socks around t'office or put bike boots back on if'n I have to go out. So, my bananas are safe.......
I'm almost the same. But I have a pair of slippers that I leave at work. No one has noticed yet that I wear slippers all day...
Ms Piggy
6th December 2009, 08:24
Thanks for alerting me to the dangers of the evil yellow fruit!
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