The Tiger Woods joke thread

[Naki Rat]

Someone's quick

[UberRhys]

:Offtopic:Is it too soon yet? I guess since no one has died then the time is ripe...:Offtopic:

Q: What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?
A: Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Elin found out he’s not a Tiger, he’s a Cheetah.

Tiger just hates it when he drives, and then his balls hit a tree.

Elin Nordegren got hired today as a consultant. She’s teaching Phil Mickelson how to beat Tiger.

Tiger’s confused. Every other time he made a hole-in-one, everyone was all happy about it.

Tiger said the fault of the accident was his Escalade. It’s typical of a golfer—always blame the caddy.

Tiger’s car still runs, but it goes “putt, putt, putt…”

Q: What do baby seals and Tiger Woods have in common?
A: Both were clubbed by a Scandanavian.

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one

Tiger Woods is tree under.

Q: What was Elin Nordegren doing at 2:30 in the morning?
A: She was clubbing.

Tiger Woods has been dropped by Gilette after admitting this incident was his closest shave ever.

[Maha]

Bunker? Sandtrap? Bunker? Sandtrap?...Na I'd rather Bunker!

[Hopeful Bastard]

Any golfer can hit some Trees and then a Water Hazard.

It takes an A Class golfer to hit a Water Hazard then Trees!

[YellowDog]

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[old fartz]

why fool around with a waitress when you can go home to a drop dead lovely wife :whocares:

[Robbo]

Tiger explaining to the media that his car accident was his fault and that his wife was only using the golf club to assist his exit from the wreck

[hayd3n]

pmsl:shit: