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Donor
5th December 2009, 15:19
Well the hussy is back!

It seems that the wanton bike known as Daisy (whore of a RZ250), has had a falling out with GIjoe1313's mother, and been forced to find alternate accommodation.

Knowing I am a soft touch, she has weasled her way past my wife, and into the cockles of my gargre - but not being content to leave her best friend behind, she has managed to wangle Pippi (the sultry A100) in as well!

I suppose it was inevitable though, me being the soft touch, and her being all sick and broken and stuff.

That's right - after being the ride of a bevy of KB men, Daisy has contracted some mysterious illness, complete with gaseous emissions, and some strange oily discharge. So, it's exploratory surgery time.

SPANNERING IN MY GARGRE!!!

Any 2 stroke aficionados most welcome to join in the messy goodness that is spannering!

:edit: PM for details if you want to come see her more nekkid than usual...

zeocen
5th December 2009, 17:10
I am chained down :<

Donor
5th December 2009, 17:16
I am chained down :<

Bring the chain with!

...we has ginger beers and variegated corn products! Hell, Mav came over, and we all know you are WAAAAY cooler than him... (Just kidding Mav...)

Ixion
5th December 2009, 19:40
OMG. What is this, Two Strokes Must Die Year or what

First motorbyclist kiills Brown Fury and now you and GIJoe have killed Daisy.

Is there no end to the suffereing of the inncoent two smokers?

Donor
5th December 2009, 20:19
OMG. What is this, Two Strokes Must Die Year or what

First motorbyclist kiills Brown Fury and now you and GIJoe have killed Daisy.

Is there no end to the suffereing of the inncoent two smokers?

NOES!

It was Xwhatsit what done it! He killed Daisy!

Upon removing her head, we have decided that missing half a piston is probably a very bad thing, and may in fact lead to the reason she would only combust on one side.

So, we has a screwed head, so does Daisy and is in need of some new pistons.

I still think a certain worked RD250 motor that happens to be languishing in a box looks a likely solution... pity Mr J doesn't share my sentiments!

So I now have 3 bloody 2 smokers in my gargre, and none of the sodding things work!

GAHHH! *THUD* (Apologies to Hitcher)

Ixion
5th December 2009, 20:42
3 two smokers ? Daisy , Pippi , and ?

gijoe1313
5th December 2009, 21:26
Daisy, Pippi and Poppi (another sultry A100) ... :whistle:

Felt good to do spannerings again :pinch: ahh two strokers, they does what they does and as the old refrain goes ... that's why we love them so :love:

Will be sourcing the bits n'bobs to get her running right ... meanwhile ... I have a few choice other engines to get her going!

That leaves me with only three bikes now! Oh woe! :weep:

Gremlin
6th December 2009, 03:36
Sell most, lil and big hornet will do you fine.

Plus the pain seeing bikes go will provide me with endless satisfaction :woohoo:

zeocen
6th December 2009, 08:27
Wait, wasn't MY poppi going?

What the hell did you guys do to her :angry2:

Donor
6th December 2009, 09:05
Wait, wasn't MY poppi going?

What the hell did you guys do to her :angry2:

Well, if you wished to come see what has happened to YOUR Poppi, then in MY gargre where she has resided for MANY months, you will find out!

BTW - rental is payable in ginger beers...