slofox
7th December 2009, 14:11
Returning from d'Auckland this morning after a second visit to my "contact" in K Road...hurhursnertsnigger....:devil2:via Southern Motorway. Traffic is heavy and everyone's diving from lane to lane and generally raising hell - as they do...:argh:I'm minding my own bizzo and trying to keep out of the way of the savage cages, when of a sudden, from beneath the car directly in front of me, there flies a largish sheet of black plastic. Borne aloft by the wind, it makes a sudden dive at my head...creating in my fertile imagination, images of it wrapping around the helmet causing total loss of vision and the consequent pile-up of four thousand vehicles as I zoom across every lane trying to get it off!
Luckily, a deft (read panic-stricken) swerve and duck of the noodle caused the evil plastic monster to miss its target...:finger:
But it got me thinking. Bout how much damage a sheet like that could do if one became entangled in it. It very nearly did end up on my head. But it could equally as well have wound itself into the wheels or chain or round the front end...:crazy:
Maybe we better put an ACC levy on all plastic sheets...:woohoo:
Luckily, a deft (read panic-stricken) swerve and duck of the noodle caused the evil plastic monster to miss its target...:finger:
But it got me thinking. Bout how much damage a sheet like that could do if one became entangled in it. It very nearly did end up on my head. But it could equally as well have wound itself into the wheels or chain or round the front end...:crazy:
Maybe we better put an ACC levy on all plastic sheets...:woohoo: