Hi all (Mrs Max)

[Mrs Max]

He made me do it, he made me do it :crybaby:

That hubby of mine (Fatt Max) has been hassling the crap out of me to get on here so here I am.

Looking forward to chewing the fat

That sounds rude, eh

[Reckless]

I really enjoy your hubbies humour! (especially the visit to the school)

Looks like we'll have more of the same from you!!

Welcome!!

[Quasi]

welcome Mrs Max. Your FM humour has given me many a laugh and i can see more the same coming from you. Welcome to the Clan

[AllanB]

He is a dirty disgusting bugger who should be covered in hot chocolate and cream then beaten with a old set of handlebars. Daily.

Problem is he may enjoy it!!!!!!

Welcome to the site ;)

[Ronin]

He made me do it, he made me do it :crybaby:

That hubby of mine (Fatt Max) has been hassling the crap out of me to get on here so here I am.

Looking forward to chewing the fat

That sounds rude, eh

Welcome Mrs Max. Enjoy your stay and don't feed the animals.

Doesn't sound rude at all. I'm far from surprised that Max enjoys teeth....

[Mrs Max]

Cheers you guys,
Fatt is always on here banging on about stuff. I said no to signing up at first because I only have a 50cc but that's what he started on so here I am. I want to upgrade in the new year but this ACC crap is a worry. Our son has been singing that ACC song at school and I had to explain to the teacher where it came from.
Thanks again, now I can keep an eye on all the crap he subjects you all to. If it gets too much I'll smother his sammies in wasabi like I did the other day, his head went as red as a beetroot, great fun

[The Everlasting]

Welcome to KB! :)

[Maha]

He made me do it, he made me do it :crybaby:

That hubby of mine (Fatt Max) has been hassling the crap out of me to get on here so here I am.

Looking forward to chewing the fat

That sounds rude, eh

Thats the way it should be, instead of looking over his shoulder or he relaying stuff to you, now you can see and do it for yourself, I know Fatt Max does it to himself all the time...:sweatdrop

Welcome to KB.

[PrincessBandit]

Welcome Mrs Max! Chew the fat all you like - (as long as it's Fatt's fat)!!!
Nice to see you here and associating amongst the nutters.

[Mrs Max]

Welcome Mrs Max! Chew the fat all you like - (as long as it's Fatt's fat)!!!
Nice to see you here and associating amongst the nutters.

Thanks PB,
Dont think I'll be chewing anything of FM's, I have to do the laundry remember :eek5:

[MIXONE]

Welcome Mrs. Max.You must have a great sense of humour just to marry that fat bastard.:crazy:

[nothingflash]

Welcome Mrs. Max.You must have a great sense of humour just to marry that fat bastard.:crazy:

Haha - brilliant. But seriously - welcome...

[MSTRS]

Welcome along, MrsF.
He's been telling us all sorts of things...is any of it true? :dodge:

[Maha]

Welcome along, MrsF.
He's been telling us all sorts of things...is any of it true? :dodge:

About her being the skinny one?.....;)

[slofox]

Well....Mrs Max. How very nice to see you here - welcome indeed. Perhaps now we will hear the truth about some of the things Mr Max tells us...

A very warm welcome from me.

[yungatart]

Ooooh...he's sooo gonna be in trouble now!
Good on you, Mrs M....if you can't beat 'em, join 'em, I say!
(Makes it much easier to beat them then!)

Oh, and welcome!

[MadDuck]

If it gets too much I'll smother his sammies in wasabi like I did the other day, his head went as red as a beetroot, great fun

I like your style! Welcome Mrs M

[Mrs Max]

Bloody hell!!!!'
What kind of gobby shite has that man of mine been posting on here!!!???
He's away tonight doing some music with a few people so I have the place to myself. Reckon I've joined up at the right time.
How about quit pro quo, you tell me things, I tell you things lol!!!

[Mrs Max]

I do know he saw some drunk guy on a bike having a poo into his cycle hat. There was a bloke he kissed during a fight he had somewhere over some girl on a scooter and the filthy bastard shat in one of my slippers one night. I think he posted all that on here before. I was with him the night he took all his clothes off and ran down Ponsonby Road for a $20 bet with a transvestite we met in a bar (dont think he ever got the money) and I did arrange for a 160kg Jamaican woman to strip him bare, cover him in banana cream and lick it off at his 30th bithday. She was a big unit, her name was Dolly.

[Maha]

Did he tell you about the awesome guy he was talking to in the public toilets at Misson Bay a few weeks ago?

[Mrs Max]

Did he tell you about the awesome guy he was talking to in the public toilets at Misson Bay a few weeks ago?

lol, dont need three guesses for that one. Yes, heard all about you guys

[Maha]

lol, dont need three guesses for that one. Yes, heard all about you guys

Please tell me he didnt say ''I met Maha in the toilets''?......:whistle:

[MadDuck]

Yes, heard all about you guys

Got to watch them dodgy biker types hanging around public toilet blocks :dodge:

[McJim]

Tell Max he's a Pom. :2thumbsup:

[Mrs Max]

Got to watch them dodgy biker types hanging around public toilet blocks :dodge:

Explains a few unanswerd questions about him lol

[_STAIN_]

Welcome Mrs Max, are you here to double our laughs

[Insanity_rules]

He made me do it, he made me do it :crybaby:

That hubby of mine (Fatt Max) has been hassling the crap out of me to get on here so here I am.

Looking forward to chewing the fat

That sounds rude, eh

Ello ello ello! nice to meet you, to meet you nice! If ya chew just don't use ya teeth too much, that hurts.:woohoo:


Please tell me he didnt say ''I met Maha in the toilets''?......:whistle:

Ere you cheatin on me?


Tell Max he's a Pom. :2thumbsup:

Obvious statement of the week goes to........

[Maha]

Ere you cheatin on me?........

Mark my words Mark there are so many Marks on this site Mark its difficult to know who's who at times...:innocent:

[Fatt Max]

Feck me lightly, did'nt take her long eh......

Ah gawd bless her.....

[Mom]

He made me do it, he made me do it :crybaby:


Welcome to the site Mrs Max. I have a feeling you will fit in here really well somehow.


Feck me lightly, did'nt take her long eh......

Ah gawd bless her.....


Seems she is a counterpart. Actually you could guys could be syncopated.

Now that would be funny to see :D

[Oakie]

. If it gets too much I'll smother his sammies in wasabi like I did the other day, his head went as red as a beetroot, great fun

I like you already. Welcome.

[Ms Piggy]

That sounds rude, eh

You're gonna fit right in!! Welcome!!

[coffeejunkie]

Welcome to the darkside Mrs Max:cool:

Your hubby is one of the funniest people ever....Glad you finally got here too:woohoo:

[Insanity_rules]

Mark my words Mark there are so many Marks on this site Mark its difficult to know who's who at times...:innocent:

Well you know Mark marks the spot right Mark?

[Dodgyiti]

Any chance of a pic of Max on his 50cc?
I can't believe it.

[Thani-B]

I did arrange for a 160kg Jamaican woman to strip him bare, cover him in banana cream and lick it off at his 30th bithday. She was a big unit, her name was Dolly.

Classic :clap:

And welcome!

[vifferman]

Welcome , Mrs Max. :wavey:
You and Mr Fat are lucky. My wife complains about any time I spend on KB (and so does my boss - cheeky bastid said "there's been complaints" about it, and I think he wanted to fire me (he's in a meeting right now, so I should be OK... :confused:)

Anyway, hope you have lotsa fun. :niceone:

[Swoop]

I was with him the night he took all his clothes off and ran down Ponsonby Road for a $20 bet with a transvestite we met in a bar (dont think he ever got the money).
You just can't trust cheap hookers and trannies these days...:no:

Welcome Mrs M, and let the entertainment begin.:shifty:

[rickstv]

Welcome Mrs M,
Might be a good idea to wash the curtains on his side of the bed.:confused:
Rick.

[Mully]

Good grief. two Maxs (Max-i??)

Is KB ready? Guess we'll find out.

Welcome to the site. Please keep you hands in the carriage at all times and don't feed the trolls.

[Gizzit]

Welcome Mrs Max,
Did FM ever find the marquee he was looking at ?? We talked about wet weather gear awhile ago, .... and he never did say if he got something in his size .... ??

And don't believe all the stuff people say about FM ... most of the stuff he talks about isn't actually that serious .... in fact he has a tendency to see the ludicrous in nearly everything ..... and we are starting to have difficulty taking what he has to say .... seriously

I don't suppose you have a proclivity to discourse/intercourse ... in any other manner ..... ? like do ya talk toffee like Fatt, or are you more down to erf like da rest of us is ... ? No wot i mean ?
Wotcha Mrs M. :D
You're going to fit in just fine !! :)