To all you Bitches...

[Maha]

If you are work, turn the volume up!


<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PfmB-8onoMo&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PfmB-8onoMo&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[Spuds1234]

My favourite Ween song.

[yungatart]

Just whaddya tryin' to say, huh, hmm??

[Maha]

Just whaddya tryin' to say, huh, hmm??

Spreadin' the Lurv........:love:

[kiwirach83]

Men hate women?

I'm ugly and I smell bad? Great!

:bye: See ya world.

[Mom]

Just whaddya tryin' to say, huh, hmm??

I think he is saying I have a fat arse actually :shit:


Spreadin' the Lurv........:love:

Oh, I am going to spread the love tonight lovely man, rest assured of that :love:

[Maha]

Men hate women?

I'm ugly and I smell bad? Great!

:bye: See ya world.

No I dont hate women, theres a bit of history behind this so dont take it to heart. 98% of members will know how to take the song. The other 2% are to new.

[Spuds1234]

To the person who purple repped me (not sure what happened there). No I dont hate woman. If you listen to the song you will hear that the guy is singing about a chick that he is living with that is making his life a missery.

[kiwirach83]

Then whats with your sig then?

Deciding whether to untie this noose and step down from the chair....

[Str8 Jacket]

Deciding whether to untie this noose and step down from the chair....

http://shrink4men.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/paranoid-21.jpg

[Sidewinder]

im a slut not a bitch thankyou

[PrincessBandit]

I'm still struggling to get the message. Might have to listen to it a few more times....


(that was p/t btw, just in case.....)
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!! I thought it was just a dirrrty version of Put another log on the fire.

Must spread the love before giving it to Maha again.

[Maha]

To the person who purple repped me (not sure what happened there). No I dont hate woman. If you listen to the song you will hear that the guy is singing about a chick that he is living with that is making his life a missery.


Then whats with your sig then?

Deciding whether to untie this noose and step down from the chair....

Thats laughable, it really is.
Some men are better at being bitches.

Whos sig are you talking about kiwirach.

[Maha]

I'm still struggling to get the message. Might have to listen to it a few more times....


(that was p/t btw, just in case.....)
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!! I thought it was just a dirrrty version of Put another log on the fire.

Must spread the love before giving it to Maha again.

I looked for that song to, but couldn't find the 'Bill and Boyd' version.

[Str8 Jacket]

That laughable, it really is.

Whos sig are you talking about kiwirach.

She'll be talking about Spuds and it would've been her that purple repped you too Spuds. Some women get a bit emotional and lose their sense of humour when they're allowed out of the kitchen....

[MadDuck]

I'm ugly and I smell bad?

You think you got it bad. I am both AND ride a Harley :wari:

[Sidewinder]

She'll be talking about Spuds and it would've been her that purple repped you too Spuds. Some women get a bit emotional and lose their sense of humour when they're allowed out of the kitchen....

so i take it you have a computer in your kitchen snice your on here hels?

[Str8 Jacket]

so i take it you have a computer in your kitchen snice your on here hels?

Actually I am vacuming...

[MadDuck]

Actually I am vacuming...

Give up the broomstick did you ?

[Maha]

She'll be talking about Spuds and it would've been her that purple repped you too Spuds. Some women get a bit emotional and lose their sense of humour when they're allowed out of the kitchen....

Ohhhhhhhhhh is purple the noobie red colour?
I better not return the favour, that'll be cruel....:rockon:

[Maha]

so i take it you have a computer in your kitchen snice your on here hels?

You should be in BRU ya slapper.

[Str8 Jacket]

Give up the broomstick did you ?

You leave my broomstick out of this!

[Sidewinder]

You should be in BRU ya slapper.

you dont know how many times ive tryed!

[Sidewinder]

Actually I am vacuming...


You leave my broomstick out of this!

so you suck and ride something hard.........

[kiwirach83]

Whos sig are you talking about kiwirach.

This one:


Why do woman wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and smell bad.

If you love women so much, why would you say something like that?

[Sidewinder]

This one:



If you love women so much, why would you say something like that?

why not??? lifes a lie

[Str8 Jacket]

This one:



If you love women so much, why would you say something like that?

Now, we've had this discussion before love...

http://laviebohemie.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/sarcasm.jpg

[Maha]

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/w5XrclVuEWU&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/w5XrclVuEWU&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[kiwirach83]

Str8 Jacket - are you a self-hating woman?

What you are saying is just like a black person saying "Lol I'm just a dumb nigger who should be picking cotton"

No self-respecting woman would "joke" about that. It's not sarcasm, its not funny. And no, I'm not some butch feminazi either.

So you keep belittling yourself to impress men, and see how far that gets you in life.

[yungatart]

You think you got it bad. I am both AND ride a Harley :wari:
Yeah, but you're little and fiesty...I like that in a woman!


Actually I am vacuming...
Wanna come and do mine?


You should be in BRU ya slapper.
Feck off! We're fussy!

[Str8 Jacket]

Str8 Jacket - are you a self-hating woman?

What you are saying is just like a black person saying "Lol I'm just a dumb nigger"

No self-respecting woman would "joke" about that. It's not sarcasm, its not funny. And no, I'm not some butch feminazi either.

So you keep belittling yourself to impress men, and see how far that gets you in life.

You seriously need to stop trying to bring me down with you! FFS woman, dont be a hater!! I dont need to impress ANYBODY, the sooner YOU get that through your head the much more you'll begin to love life and quite possibly yourself.
Anyway I am cool. I have a trophy that say's that I am the BEST! :shake:

[MSTRS]

Feck off! We're fussy!


...and he doesn't have one of THOSE shirts....

[Maha]

Yeah, but you're little and fiesty...I like that in a woman!


Wanna come and do mine?


Feck off! We're fussy!

The Microwave just beeped in you kitchen, better go check what that means J.....:lol:

[MadDuck]

The Microwave just beeped in you kitchen, better go check what that means J.....:lol:

You are assuming she knows where the kitchen is and what all the electric thingys are for :innocent:

[kiwirach83]

Am I missing something? When did it become cool for men to hate women and for some women to think its funny to say things like "I should be in the kitchen, haha sarcasm"

Last time I checked, both of those things weren't funny.

[Str8 Jacket]

Am I missing something? When did it become cool for men to hate women and for some women to think its funny to say things like "I should be in the kitchen, haha sarcasm"

Last time I checked, both of those things weren't funny.

Get over yourself woman. I dont care what you think.

[MSTRS]

Someone's had a senseofhumourectomy.
Are you American, perchance, Kiwirach?

[kiwirach83]

I have an awesome sense of humour. I just don't think misogyny is funny.

Misandry isn't funny either.

Perhaps its you who need to get a sense of humour.

[MSTRS]

But mistr8 is a hoot...

[Str8 Jacket]

But mistr8 is a hoot...

Why thank you...
http://www.magnamail.com.au/uploads/Images/Products/mid/N349-1.JPG

[Qkkid]

I have an awesome sense of humour. I just don't think misogyny is funny.

Misandry isn't funny either.

Perhaps its you who need to get a sense of humour.

:yes:Me thinks maybe a little bit of baggage from your past has crept into this thread:bye:

[allycatz]

I have an awesome sense of humour. I just don't think misogyny is funny.

Misandry isn't funny either.

Perhaps its you who need to get a sense of humour.


Goodness me, go make a nice cup of tea and calm down..... the ability to laugh at ones own mistakes is what makes the world go around.

[caseye]

Please"Take a Breath" Gee I wonder where I heard that one?
A mythological creature once uttered those words an i was there.
kiwiarch83, please don't take verything you read in here as gospel.
You are being wound up, seriously wound up.
The guys who are on this thread and still standing are definitely not woman haters nor are the girls who apparently put themsleves down, this thread like many otehrs si simply a place where the folks can go and let off steam and find poor innocent newbies to rark up.
Now I've gone and lost a heap of street cred for simplyn telling you the truth.
But hey I dont care, there are enough people here who know me well enough to know tha I'm concerened for your peace of mind and don't give a shit what they say about me as a result.LOL, so come on Kiwiarch83 lighten up a bit watch and learn around here nothing is as it seems.
cook me some eggs one of you gals.
I'm gorn, deep, deep cover.

[Laxi]

.
Now I've gone and lost a heap of street cred for simplyn telling you the truth.


I want my bling back :mad:

[MSTRS]

cook me some eggs one of you gals.


Fresh out of luck there, friend. There are no 'gals' round these parts...only biarches.

[caseye]

I want my bling back :mad:

Oh shit there goes the only green one I've had! LOL .
You sure about that MSTRS?
OK, ok just checking.

[Maha]

Misandry isn't funny either.



I normally take mine with a little ice....:rockon:

[Ms Piggy]

Spreadin' the Lurv........:love:

Are you saying you have money and smokes I can take??? Give it!!

[Maha]

Are you saying you have money and smokes I can take??? Give it!!

Any good woman would pay for own smokes and buy the man some while they're at it yes?

[Ms Piggy]

Any good woman would pay for own smokes and buy the man some while they're at it yes?

Well who says I'm good? I'm bitchin'! :p

[Maha]

Well who says I'm good? I'm bitchin'! :p

Have you got two logons?....:innocent:

[wbks]

What you are saying is just like a black person saying "Lol I'm just a dumb nigger who should be picking cotton"

Hey what the fuck, this is nothing to joke about. I'm going to the mods

[Genie]

loving this thread.....thanks for amusing this Master's Baby. I've been let out of the kitchen for all of 30 mintues.....news was on so his hands on the remote!!

[Maha]

Fresh out of luck there, friend. There are no 'gals' round these parts...only biarches.

Back up the apron strings here.....well at least tie them to the fridge door so she cant just wander off...:shutup:

[MSTRS]

loving this thread.....thanks for amusing this Master's Baby. I've been let out of the kitchen for all of 30 mintues.....news was on so his hands on the remote!!

You're saying he can multitask....watch TV, change channel AND deal to his woman. All at the same time?

[White trash]

Str8 Jacket - are you a self-hating woman?

What you are saying is just like a black person saying "Lol I'm just a dumb nigger who should be picking cotton"

No self-respecting woman would "joke" about that. It's not sarcasm, its not funny. And no, I'm not some butch feminazi either.

So you keep belittling yourself to impress men, and see how far that gets you in life.
Have you got any photos of yourself? Are you hot?

[Genie]

You're saying he can multitask....watch TV, change channel AND deal to his woman. All at the same time?

no he can't...focusing on the remote so nothing else exsists

[caseye]

Wow! what school did he go to?

[MSTRS]

no he can't...focusing on the remote so nothing else exsists

Damn. I was hoping there was at least ONE 'good' man out there...

[Foxzee]

Am I missing something? When did it become cool for men to hate women and for some women to think its funny to say things like "I should be in the kitchen, haha sarcasm"

Last time I checked, both of those things weren't funny.

Good God.....lighten up...boyz are boyz...girlz are girlz..if we arn't having sex then we are flinging funny shit at each other. It's healthy to rev up the other gender and have FUN and LAUGHS doing it without malice to not intentionally belittle either gender.....LAUGH women do us a favour........:mellow:

[Ms Piggy]

Have you got two logons?....:innocent:

Nah....just multiple personalties.

http://bulk2.destructoid.com/ul/130195-VideogamePigsMainImage.jpg

[Genie]

Damn. I was hoping there was at least ONE 'good' man out there...

sorry...but i really odn't think there are any good ones of either sex...we're all BAD!

[Number One]

Are you saying you have money and smokes I can take??? Give it!!


Did someone say smokes and money? Point me at it! :woohoo:

[DMNTD]

Am I missing something?

Yes...a sense of humour and obviously a personality.

[Genie]

Yes...a sense of humour and obviously a personality.

she may have personal problems....she needs a hug:grouphug:

[DMNTD]

she may have personal problems....she needs a hug:grouphug:

A hug? Madam, I believe the bitch needs to earn herself a Master :done:

[Genie]

A hug? Madam, I believe the bitch needs to earn herself a Master :done:

she may not have what it takes....

[MSTRS]

she may not have what it takes....

What? It's healed up? I've heard it's possible.

[Maha]

What? It's healed up? I've heard it's possible.

Zips can be applied, in some cases, two zip would be needed....:dodge:

[DMNTD]

What? It's healed up? I've heard it's possible.

Seems to me that "she" has simply become 'it'

[MSTRS]

Seems to me that "she" has simply become 'it'

Dmntd, have you met Ann...Androgynous.

[Foxzee]

Seems to me that "she" has simply become 'it'

Toot toot.......call IT a bypass...........

[Genie]

excuse me...but what is this 'it' that closes up.....i'm so lost now!

[MSTRS]

excuse me...but what is this 'it' that closes up.....i'm so lost now!

Don't ever put a bandaid on it. I hear...

[Sidewinder]

Toot toot.......call IT a bypass...........

is someone trying to start me?

[PrincessBandit]

Don't ever put a bandaid on it. I hear...

Or apply a sanitary pad wrong way round.....
I know, tmi for such a lovely evening.
Just had to ruin it for you all

hehehehehehehehe evil gnome laugh

[Genie]

Don't ever put a bandaid on it. I hear...

i'm listening so you can tell me...what did you hear?

[Foxzee]

is someone trying to start me?

Crank handle ready and waiting....lol

[Genie]

Or apply a sanitary pad wrong way round.....
I know, tmi for such a lovely evening.
Just had to ruin it for you all

hehehehehehehehe evil gnome laugh

hehehehehehehehe...a homemade brazillian?

[coffeejunkie]

:killingme:killingme:killingme:killingme Maha you are a fucking legend!!!

This thread is a crack up....

[MSTRS]

i'm listening so you can tell me...what did you hear?

...bad things...

[crazyhorse]

Tis funny :rofl:

[Foxzee]

we have lost rach again ...

Hang on wait..calling another Short Circuit..where are you...shorty shorty shorty are you there ........LOL:love:

[Sidewinder]

Crank handle ready and waiting....lol

fuck ur winding

[FJRider]

I looked for that song to, but couldn't find the 'Bill and Boyd' version.

good .........

[Maha]

Or apply a sanitary pad

hehehehehehehehe evil gnome laugh

'Little boy walks into a shop and asks for some sanitary pads'
'The shop keeper says '' what do you want them for, they are for females''
'Little boys says ''well it says on the packet that you can swim and ride bikes with sanitary pads on, and I cant do either of those things''....:confused:

[Maha]

good .........

Moms just saw what I was posting and she is now gonna hernt ya down boi...:rockon:



<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oOCC1EKXRBc&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oOCC1EKXRBc&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[FJRider]

:gob::gob::gob::gob::gob: :bye:

[Foxzee]

fuck ur winding

yeah baby....bring it on

[Sidewinder]

yeah baby....bring it on

i like it up the ass if ya keen

[Maha]

i like it up the ass if ya keen

Has the Herpes returned?

[Foxzee]

Has the Herpes returned?

I want my banana back..without the spots...

[Mom]

:gob::gob::gob::gob::gob: :bye:

Hmmmmmmmmmm...

You will keep :yes:

[FJRider]

Hmmmmmmmmmm...

You will keep :yes:

somthing I said ... ??? :innocent::innocent::innocent:

[Sidewinder]

Has the Herpes returned?

im not sure. you told me you didnt have th clap

[Sidewinder]

I want my banana back..without the spots...

what i supose you are going to peel it back aswell:shutup::shutup::shutup::wari::wari::wari::w ari:

[Foxzee]

what i supose you are going to peel it back aswell:shutup::shutup::shutup::wari::wari::wari::w ari:

Sould not have to if it is a ripe one..................:yes:

[Sidewinder]

Sould not have to if it is a ripe one..................:yes:

oh yea hows that work?:woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:

[FJRider]

Moms just saw what I was posting and she is now gonna hernt ya down boi...:rockon:




You want "classic" music .... I sing it all the time .... :rockon:


<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZoRPohOA8WI&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZoRPohOA8WI&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[Genie]

Little Miss Slow here...listened to the song that started all this...and fuck. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....

[Maha]

You want "classic" music .... I sing it all the time .... :rockon:




I posted that on page 2, glad we are on the same page....so to speak.

[Foxzee]

oh yea hows that work?:woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:

choco dipped banana's......remember!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehehe

[Maha]

:killingme:killingme:killingme:killingme Maha you are a fucking legend!!!

This thread is a crack up....

Check your message board from yesterday, you might make the connection.

[Maha]

I want my banana back..without the spots...

Where sidewinder is concerned, not possible....:sick:

[Genie]

choco dipped banana's......remember!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehehe

chocolate:gob: dipped.....hmmmmmmm yummmmmm

[coffeejunkie]

Check your message board from yesterday, you might make the connection.

I know! When i saw it i almost wet myself laughing!!

[Foxzee]

Where sidewinder is concerned, not possible....:sick:

We got married yesterday.....thanks for congrats...yes the banana cake was a hit..................:yes::yes::yes:

[Sidewinder]

choco dipped banana's......remember!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehehe

oh so up the ass and then in the mouth did you say?

[Mom]

You want "classic" music .... I sing it all the time .... :rockon:


Here is something vomit making for you to go bed with :sunny:



<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DwBirf4BWew&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DwBirf4BWew&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[FJRider]

Here is something vomit making for you to go bed with :sunny:




You're too kind to me ... here's one for you.

I'm willing to bet you STILL remember the words ...


<div><object width="512" height="322"><param name="movie" value="http://d.yimg.com/static.video.yahoo.com/yep/YV_YEP.swf?ver=2.2.46" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="AllowScriptAccess" VALUE="always" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /><param name="flashVars" value="id=v2164379&vid=2033591&lang=en-us&intl=us&thumbUrl=http%3A//d.yimg.com/ec/image/v1/video/2164379%3Bsize%3D385x231&embed=1" /><embed src="http://d.yimg.com/static.video.yahoo.com/yep/YV_YEP.swf?ver=2.2.46" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="512" height="322" allowFullScreen="true" AllowScriptAccess="always" bgcolor="#000000" flashVars="id=v2164379&vid=2033591&lang=en-us&intl=us&thumbUrl=http%3A//d.yimg.com/ec/image/v1/video/2164379%3Bsize%3D385x231&embed=1" ></embed></object><br /><a href="http://video.yahoo.com/watch/2033591/v2164379">Achy Breaky Heart</a> @ <a href="http://video.yahoo.com" >Yahoo! Video</a></div>

[Mom]

I'm willing to bet you STILL remember the words ...

:sick: :sick: :puke: BIG :puke:

*gag* actually you would be wrong. *heave* *swallow*

:puke:

Get the idea sunshine :Playnice:

[FJRider]

Get the idea sunshine :Playnice:

I get the idea ... I guess we're even now .... :lol: :lol: :devil2:

[Maha]

Wouldn't diss Billy wadhisface, he made a fortune outta that song, albeit a tackie whackie song.