What has happened to people's sense of humour?

[Str8 Jacket]

So I just got a PM from a newbie outraged that I dare take the pissout of myself or even women to be exact! Im not sure when *she* joined but I have been here for over 4 years.

Now I may be a little weird looking but I take offence at her sending me such a nasty PM. My boyfriend lufs me! :mellow:

Is it just me or are more and more females joining and being way to oversensitive about things these days?!?!?!

[White trash]

So I just got a PM from a newbie outraged that I dare take the pissout of myself or even women to be exact! Im not sure when *she* joined but I have been here for over 4 years.

Now I may be a little weird looking but I take offence at her sending me such a nasty PM. My boyfriend lufs me! :mellow:

Is it just me or are more and more females joining and being way to oversensitive about things these days?!?!?!
Firstly, take it on the chin and thank god it was in a PM (which I see you've quoted in your sig).

Secondly, length of time on KB doesn't account for the validity of someone's oppinon I'm sorry Hels.

Thirdly, I vote yes, women should. How the hell they even learned how to turn a PC on is beyond me, it seems some bloke got a bit careless with his chain length.

You're not that manish either luv.

[Fatjim]

All women are Pshycos

[Str8 Jacket]

Firstly, take it on the chin and thank god it was in a PM (which I see you've quoted in your sig).

Secondly, length of time on KB doesn't account for the validity of someone's oppinon I'm sorry Hels.


No, no no I think its really funny. Ya know, sarcasm and all that... She does it openly on forums to me too so I didnt think she'd mind it in a sig....

And I was meaning length of being how long you know someone! ;)

[Pussy]

My boyfriend lufs me! :mellow:


We all do!

[klingon]

I find that the average PC gets a bit grumpy if I lure him into my kitchen and pounce on him. Apparently not all men in uniform conform to my stereotype. (Admittedly my preconceptions are mostly based on male strip revues.)

Some of the PCs at my local station are threatening to take out restraining orders - or even charge me with wasting police time! The cheek of it! I say it's them wasting my time dressing up all provocatively like that then disappointing me. :nono:

[allycatz]

Well id take the PC into the kitchen with me but it gets crumbs in the keyboard

[Str8 Jacket]

Some of the PCs at my local station are threatening to take out restraining orders - or even charge me with wasting police time! The cheek of it! I say it's them wasting my time dressing up all provocatively like that then disappointing me. :nono:
See *you're* the phsycho!!


Well id take the PC into the kitchen with me but it gets crumbs in the keyboard
Yeah and then you're the only one that'll clean it.. :rolleyes:

[Laxi]

Is it just me or are more and more females joining and being way to oversensitive about things these days?!?!?!

yep! makes winding em up waaay more fun:woohoo:

p.s that signature cracks me up

EDIT: milts, subbike... ya aint gonna get layed just cause ya answered no :rofl:

[<G>]

What's a kitchen?

[kiwirach83]

Ok, you go ahead and think its funny to act like a dumb cunt, if you think thats what men want.

No real man would want a woman who hates herself.

If you think that, you have something wrong with you and you need to learn self-respect.

There is nothing funny about belittling yourself to appease men who think its funny to hate women.

[YellowDog]

Originally Posted by kiwirach83
Your obviously not a woman, you are a man posing as one. You have no respect for yourself, or your own gender. What the fuck is up with that. Its not even funny.

Hels, whilst I don't know you I have read many of your posts and we also had that unfortunate ding dong ages ago (nowt to do with me - honest).

All I can say is that in my experience you do stand up for yourself and have a good sense of right and wrong. You also have a very dry wit, which I personally find very funny.

If someone doesn't get it, then it is their fault and not yours.

Don't go changing..............

[<G>]

Apparently not all men in uniform conform to my stereotype.

I :heart: a man in uniform - especially the Navy one.

[kiwirach83]

Go and look your daughter in the eyes and tell her shes a dumb whore who should stay in the kitchen and be made fun of and mistreated by men. Tell your sons to treat women this way.

This is the world you are creating for them.

Because, after all, its funny isnt it? Just a bit of sarcasm right?

[Ooky]

I'm shocked and appalled at how many women there are on KB just thinking about how many dinner tables don't have food on them, houses that are dirty or shirts that arn't ironed.. its a terrible shame this whole PC movement :)

[Trudes]

Have you seen some of the bitchy comments the guys fire at each other? Fuck me!! You just know if it was two chicks saying that to each other the guys would feel the need to wade in and try and break it up by telling us to take our rag tantrum elsewhere, chill out, kiss and make up, have a jelly wrestle etc etc :rolleyes:
The art of piss-taking and receiving is sadly lacking from some people's personality.

[R6_kid]

Sounds like kiwirach83 is a man hater!

[Str8 Jacket]

Ok, you go ahead and think its funny to act like a dumb cunt, if you think thats what men want.

No real man would want a woman who hates herself.

If you think that, you have something wrong with you and you need to learn self-respect.

There is nothing funny about belittling yourself to appease men who think its funny to hate women.
I keep telling you that I dont hate myself. I have a trophy that says I am the BEST! Also, like I have also previously said dont bring your issues down on me. I like myself and I like to take the piss out of myself and others. If you dont like it, sweet but dont go round bagging on me cause I am 'self harming'. Sounds like you're the one with the issues sweetie.

Call me... ;)


Hels, whilst I don't know you I have read many of your posts and we also had that unfortunate ding dong ages ago (nowt to do with me - honest).

All I can say is that in my experience you do stand up for yourself and have a good sense of right and wrong. You also have a very dry wit, which I personally find very funny.

If someone doesn't get it, then it is their fault and not yours.

Don't go changing..............

LOL! Ya see, I dont even remember whatever it is you're talking about! I dont hold grudges or dwell on things. Shit, maybe I AM a man!! :laugh:

[Mom]

So I just got a PM from a newbie outraged that I dare take the pissout of myself or even women to be exact! Im not sure when *she* joined but I have been here for over 4 years.

Now I may be a little weird looking but I take offence at her sending me such a nasty PM. My boyfriend lufs me! :mellow:

Is it just me or are more and more females joining and being way to oversensitive about things these days?!?!?!

No Hels, it is not that. It is someone with a high level of self seeing something that at first glance looks really horrible and speaking out. She has not been here long and does not not know the dynamic. I have just PM'd that member to attempt to put her straight. Hells teeth, that was my hubby taking the piss! I would not be married to him if he was a woman hater.

Some of us have a good solid grip on who we are, and where we came from and are confident enough to either take the piss out of ourselves or tease the hells out of others.

You dont look funny, but you are a short arse :chase:

[Laxi]

:woohoo: another jelly wrestling poll coming up!!:woohoo:
my moneys on str8

[White trash]

Go and look your daughter in the eyes and tell her shes a dumb whore who should stay in the kitchen and be made fun of and mistreated by men. Tell your sons to treat women this way.

This is the world you are creating for them.

Because, after all, its funny isnt it? Just a bit of sarcasm right?

You are just sooooo ceee-ute!

HAve you had a quick look around here? You do realise this is the internet right? If my wife wasn't busy frying me up a feed to wash down this bourbon (she's eight and a half months pregnant too btw) I'd get her in and show her how to use the computer so she could put you straight about how nice I am.

[bogan]

well as an engineer, we are working on some cutting edge research to help with this very problem, in fact I probably shouldnt be telling you guys this, but meh, everyone on kb is a good cunt. We are developing an AI system similar to the shock collar used on dogs, which provides gentle reminders to the woman of her duties, they are to remain in the kitchen at all times, except when cleaning, bringing the man a beer, or other such womanly duties. Our most recent implementation is an anticuddle feature, after the matrimonial union is performed the woman is reminded to get back in the kitchen, and or bring the man a beer etc.

We are currently looking for test subject so PM me if anyones keen, the womans that is, we have plenty of males applicant for the scheme :yes:

[Ixion]

Their PCs? Their PCs? What's with the their bit ? Y'mean their *master's* PC, right. Alla sama alonga the TV remote.

[Ooky]

:woohoo: another jelly wrestling poll coming up!!:woohoo:
my moneys on str8

:rockon: +1 to that! go str8!:woohoo:

[Str8 Jacket]

Their PCs? Their PCs? What's with the their bit ? Y'mean their *master's* PC, right. Alla sama alonga the TV remote.

Sorry, I should know my place. Doh!!

[Mom]

well as an engineer, we are working on some cutting edge research to help with this very problem, in fact I probably shouldnt be telling you guys this, but meh, everyone on kb is a good cunt. We are developing an AI system similar to the shock collar used on dogs, which provides gentle reminders to the woman of her duties, they are to remain in the kitchen at all times, except when cleaning, bringing the man a beer, or other such womanly duties. Our most recent implementation is an anticuddle feature, after the matrimonial union is performed the woman is reminded to get back in the kitchen, and or bring the man a beer etc.

We are currently looking for test subject so PM me if anyones keen, the womans that is, we have plenty of males applicant for the scheme :yes:

Hmmmmmmmm, cruising behaviour like this is not acceptable :spanking:

:rofl:

[SixPackBack]

Go and look your daughter in the eyes and tell her shes a dumb whore who should stay in the kitchen and be made fun of and mistreated by men. Tell your sons to treat women this way.

This is the world you are creating for them.

Because, after all, its funny isnt it? Just a bit of sarcasm right?

Funny??....Hell no, the bitch better do as she is damn well told.

[MadDuck]

What's a kitchen?

I just found mine! Cant figure out to make it work though :blink:

[kiwirach83]

edit: thought u meant me :(

[gatch]

So long as piss taking is kept at just that and doesn't wander over the line into becoming personal and actual attacks on someones (or your own) persona, then by all means degrade people, be racist, sexist, make fat jokes, blonds jokes, about how only fags ride Harleys, jokes about engineers doing more damage than good.. jokes about grumpy feminists etc.

I HATE PC ism with a raging purple boner of passion.

[Ooky]

Society is crumbling. I blame the internets. :blah:

yes the womans link to the outside world should be cut!:woohoo:

[White trash]

Ok, that has definitely cheered me up a bit. Good to know there are still some sane people out there in the world who don't act like fuckwits.
Society is crumbling. I blame the internets. :blah:
Woooooaaaah, was that it?! Two firework posts and then back to "nice"?

You got a hell of a lot to learn about firefights on the interweb thingey m'am.

[Trudes]

http://www.hitchaser.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/free-paris-burn-the-witch.jpg

[Qkkid]

Woooooaaaah, was that it?! Two firework posts and then back to "nice"?

You got a hell of a lot to learn about firefights on the interweb thingey m'am.

:wari: Yeah Damn right i was expecting a rumble Dammnit.................:brick::angry2:

[allycatz]

yes the womans link to the outside world should be cut!:woohoo:


But circumcision is soooo unnecessary......

[Laxi]

So long as piss taking is kept at just that and doesn't wander over the line into becoming personal and actual attacks on someones (or your own) persona, then by all means degrade people, be racist, sexist, make fat jokes, blonds jokes, about how only fags ride Harleys, jokes about engineers doing more damage than good.. jokes about grumpy feminists etc.

I HATE PC ism with a raging purple boner of passion.

alright so is anyone gonna let us in on the joke about the fat ass, chinese, blonde, harley riding lezzie chick???

[koba]

Ok, you go ahead and think its funny to act like a dumb cunt, if you think thats what men want.

No real man would want a woman who hates herself.

If you think that, you have something wrong with you and you need to learn self-respect.

There is nothing funny about belittling yourself to appease men who think its funny to hate women.

But it is Ok to belong to "Man Candy for KB Purvy girls" and objectify men as sex objects? :rolleyes:

[Fatjim]

Woooooaaaah, was that it?! Two firework posts and then back to "nice"?

You got a hell of a lot to learn about firefights on the interweb thingey m'am.

She's taken her meds, thats wot.

[koba]

So long as piss taking is kept at just that and doesn't wander over the line into becoming personal and actual attacks on someones (or your own) persona, then by all means degrade people, be racist, sexist, make fat jokes, blonds jokes, about how only fags ride Harleys, jokes about engineers doing more damage than good.. jokes about grumpy feminists etc.

I HATE PC ism with a raging purple boner of passion.

More than I hate honda riding homos?

[Laxi]

But it is Ok to belong to "Man Candy for KB Purvy girls" and objectify men as sex objects? :rolleyes:

:blink: now IM farkin outraged! :mad:

[Ooky]

alright so is anyone gonna let us in on the joke about the fat ass, chinese, blonde, harley riding lezzie chick???

ask paul henry?:mellow:

[scissorhands]

What I am is nothing more
Than what you see on the floor.
I’m not a man, I’m not a mutt,
I’m just the bitch you call slut.
You like to ride me hard at night,
That’s when the moon looks just right.
Say: “Have a seat and open wide.”
These are the words you say with pride.
I know the rules, I know the words.
But “NO” is something I’ve never heard.
I know I’m here to keep him sane,
That’s why he calls me bitch by name

Maybe she wrote this

[peasea]

So I just got a PM from a newbie outraged that I dare take the pissout of myself or even women to be exact! Im not sure when *she* joined but I have been here for over 4 years.

Now I may be a little weird looking but I take offence at her sending me such a nasty PM. My boyfriend lufs me! :mellow:

Is it just me or are more and more females joining and being way to oversensitive about things these days?!?!?!

You're digging yourself a hole with that poll.

I don't think women are any more sensitive nowadays, but more assertive? Hell yes.

[MSTRS]

Has the jelly wrestling been on yet? It's just I've gotta go cook me dinner (oops, I mean beat my women into doing it for me) and I'd hate to miss the excitement...

[Maha]

Is it just me or are more and more females joining and being way to oversensitive about things these days?!?!?!

Not only those that have just joined, some have been around a while and still dont get it. I must feel like walking into a orgy and you are the only one dressed...

[gatch]

More than I hate honda riding homos?

I dunno, the force with this one is strong hmmm.

[peasea]

alright so is anyone gonna let us in on the joke about the fat ass, chinese, blonde, harley riding lezzie chick???

This one is really going places.

[StoneY]

Funny, met Str8Jacket on theday of the BIKEOI, she sure is insane

Pillioned me on her awesome bike all over Alicetown too, great fun

[Usarka]

Women should stay in the kitchen and off the PC.

Unless they're posting photo's of themselves holding firearms.

http://data71.sevenload.com/slcom/fk/gl/kggimi/wgzkhjpkhfc.jpg

[Laxi]

:drool: which reminds me!! havn't checked how the camel toe threads going lately

[Number One]

Geez str8...I am now caught up and all I can say is some people really do take things too seriously...what gets on my tits about this is the 'I don't get the joke, agree with you (whatever) therefore YOU are wrong and bad and should be schooled or just made to feel bad by ME'. Reminds me of someone else who seemed to think it their right and role to vet KBers opinions and posts :rolleyes:


Good to know there are still some sane people out there in the world who don't act like fuckwits.

PHEW! So you approve or your faith has been restored or something...whatever but thank goodness :lol: BTW Stay on here long enough and you will (probably) become less sensitive and righteous...I did ;)


So long as piss taking is kept at just that and doesn't wander over the line into becoming personal and actual attacks on someones (or your own) persona, then by all means degrade people, be racist, sexist, make fat jokes, blonds jokes, about how only fags ride Harleys, jokes about engineers doing more damage than good.. jokes about grumpy feminists etc.

I HATE PC ism with a raging purple boner of passion.

I do likes you ;) :laugh:


But it is Ok to belong to "Man Candy for KB Purvy girls" and objectify men as sex objects? :rolleyes:

Nothing wrong with that sunshine ;) + it keeps it out of all the sensitive KB boys faces...although....would you prefer we put up R&R threads instead? :shutup:

[kiwirach83]

Sounds like kiwirach83 is a man hater!

Oh right, so because I object to just-joking misogyny I must be some kind of militant lezoid with plans of exterminating all the men on earth so I can rule Planet Lesbos as Queen Dyke?

The impression I am getting is that most men on here are unsophisticated fuckwits and the women are spineless pushovers.

I don't hate men. I hate men who act like jerks and then say "What do you expect, I'm just a man" as if possessing a dick gives them license to act like one.

Where have all the real men gone? You know the ones that are actually kind to their women? Or are they hiding?

[Genie]

only the hot ones!!!!


oops got that wrong..

[Headbanger]

Go and look your daughter in the eyes and tell her shes a dumb whore who should stay in the kitchen and be made fun of and mistreated by men. Tell your sons to treat women this way.

This is the world you are creating for them.

Because, after all, its funny isnt it? Just a bit of sarcasm right?

My sons have been informed, Thanks for the heads up.

[Genie]

All women are Pshycos

was actually replying to this - shit some women just shouldn't be let out of the kitchen!
Best i get back there before the whip comes out!

[Headbanger]

Oh right, so because I object to just-joking misogyny I must be some kind of militant lezoid with plans of exterminating all the men on earth so I can rule Planent Lesbos as Queen Dyke?

The impression I am getting is that most men on here are unsophisticated fuckwits and the women are spineless pushovers.

I don't hate men. I hate men who act like jerks and then say "What do you expect, I'm just a man" as if possessing a dick gives them license to act like one.

Where have all the real men gone? You know the ones that are actually kind to their women? Or are they hiding?


Woah, You have got massive issues. Do you hate yourself as well as everybody else for not being what you think they should be?

Get back in the kitchen, Do something useful, Like cooking some pie for the menfolk.

[Laxi]

Sounds like kiwirach83 is a man hater!

and easy to troll into a rage again :rofl:

[MSTRS]

The impression ...

You should have stopped there.

[Headbanger]

Unless they're posting photo's of themselves holding firearms.



Awesome:shit:

[MadDuck]

The impression I am getting is that most men on here are unsophisticated fuckwits and the women are spineless pushovers.

Thats not very nice. I take a fence!


Where have all the real men gone?

They have gone to the Honda site.

[Laxi]

Thats not very nice. I take a fence!



I was looking for my farkn fence, put it back

[Trudes]

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[gilly]

Where have all the real men gone? You know the ones that are actually kind to their women?

I married him and you can't have him.

P.S. He cooks, shops, pays the bills, irons, does the washing and brought me a shiny new bike for my birthday.
The perfect man.

[gatch]

Oh right, so because I object to just-joking

Not a fan of humor then, I heard its all the rage with the kids these days..


Where have all the real men gone? You know the ones that are actually kind to their women? Or are they hiding?

Actually I'm going to take the dog to the river <_<

[merv]

(she's eight and a half months pregnant too btw)

Crikey, not again, have you figured what's been making that happen?

[mattian]

I remember taking the mickey out of scooter riders once..... just a bit of fun I thought, not really being serious just trying to stir them up. Jesus did I get flamed. Got some scooter nazi writing on my profile telling me that I shouldnt be sharing my opinion if I have nothing positive to say !!! fuck that ! thats censorship ! What started out as innocent, light hearted banter got all ugly. Now I hate the whole friggin lot of them !!!!! :scooter:

[Hans]

Oh right, so because I object to just-joking misogyny I must be some kind of militant lezoid with plans of exterminating all the men on earth so I can rule Planet Lesbos as Queen Dyke?

The impression I am getting is that most men on here are unsophisticated fuckwits and the women are spineless pushovers.

I don't hate men. I hate men who act like jerks and then say "What do you expect, I'm just a man" as if possessing a dick gives them license to act like one.

Where have all the real men gone? You know the ones that are actually kind to their women? Or are they hiding?

Ohhh...Crryy me a riv-ver.

[White trash]

Crikey, not again, have you figured what's been making that happen?
Something in this south auckland water I reckon mate :D

[Forest]

Oh right, so because I object to just-joking misogyny I must be some kind of militant lezoid with plans of exterminating all the men on earth so I can rule Planet Lesbos as Queen Dyke?

You're not a militant lezoid.

But it sure does sound like you've got sand in your vagina.

[merv]

More than I hate honda riding homos?

Haha your Honda hasn't done bad with you riding it :yes:

[kiwirach83]

Well you have officially scared me off.

Men think its funny to belittle women and women laugh it off.

If I disagree, I'm just a bra-burning bitch with an attitude problem.

This is the world that I live in. This is the world your kids are going to live in.

What a shit world. :bye:

[Number One]

I married him and you can't have him.

P.S. He cooks, shops, pays the bills, irons, does the washing and brought me a shiny new bike for my birthday.
The perfect man.


COW! :shifty: ;)

[Laxi]

Something in this south auckland water I reckon mate :D

yeah... scotch:lol:

[wbks]

Men think its funny to belittle women and women laugh it off.

If I disagree, I'm just a bra-burning bitch with an attitude problem.

Well, saying that Men think it's funny to belittle men, kind of proves that you're on the "bra burning" side of the scale...

[Hahn]

Well you have officially scared me off.

Men think its funny to belittle women and women laugh it off.

If I disagree, I'm just a bra-burning bitch with an attitude problem.

This is the world that I live in. This is the world your kids are going to live in.

What a shit world. :bye:

Surely you can see everyone is taking the piss out of a by-gone era.... and now trolling you for entertainment:gob:

[bogan]

Well you have officially scared me off.

Men think its funny to belittle women and women laugh it off.

If I disagree, I'm just a bra-burning bitch with an attitude problem.

This is the world that I live in. This is the world your kids are going to live in.

What a shit world. :bye:

welcome to kb, this is just how we roll, have a try, im a 24yr old engineering student who rides a honda, also slightly balding, take a shot if it makes you feel better:2guns:

[Laava]

Oh right, so because I object to just-joking misogyny I must be some kind of militant lezoid with plans of exterminating all the men on earth so I can rule Planet Lesbos as Queen Dyke?

The impression I am getting is that most men on here are unsophisticated fuckwits and the women are spineless pushovers.

I don't hate men. I hate men who act like jerks and then say "What do you expect, I'm just a man" as if possessing a dick gives them license to act like one.

Where have all the real men gone? You know the ones that are actually kind to their women? Or are they hiding?

You need to learn to read between the lines, don't over-react and if you don't like it, don't look!

[AllanB]

The art of piss-taking and receiving is sadly lacking from some people's personality.

I Googled 'piss-taking' and apparently it's called a "Golden Shower'.

[Ronin]

Well you have officially scared me off.

Men think its funny to belittle women and women laugh it off.

If I disagree, I'm just a bra-burning bitch with an attitude problem.

This is the world that I live in. This is the world your kids are going to live in.

What a shit world. :bye:

But think of all the fun you will miss... Well ok, strictly speaking it will be our fun but then you will go making your self such a fantastic target like that.

[Laxi]

welcome to kb, this is just how we roll, have a try, im a 24yr old engineering student who rides a honda, also slightly balding, take a shot if it makes you feel better:2guns:

but where would she start? :bleh: :lol:

[Ronin]

I Googled 'piss-taking' and apparently it's called a "Golden Shower'.

What about urine extraction?

[Hahn]

welcome to kb, this is just how we roll, have a try, im a 24yr old engineering student who rides a honda, also slightly balding, take a shot if it makes you feel better:2guns:

Does he rub the lotion into your scalp?



:wari:

[MadDuck]

I Googled 'piss-taking' and apparently it's called a "Golden Shower'.

You need to get out more :sunny:

[White trash]

Well you have officially scared me off.

Men think its funny to belittle women and women laugh it off.

If I disagree, I'm just a bra-burning bitch with an attitude problem.

This is the world that I live in. This is the world your kids are going to live in.

What a shit world. :bye:
Hey I see you have a Simpsons quote in your sig line.

Pretty ironic to quote a show that's built a reputation of poking fun at various men AND women stereotypes don't you think? I hope you don't find that shit funny, otherwise, you'd not only be the queen lezo but also a *gasp* hypocrit.

Lighten the fuck up.

[merv]

Kiwirach83, I'm not sure where you've been looking if you are only finding a shit world of blokes, but I can assure you there are many nice guys around here.

Whatever you've been doing you've created a fast moving thread here.

Str8 Jacket seems to have been avoiding my presence lately, but last time I saw her she still looked like a chick to me and not a bloke :yes:

[Mom]

I just found mine! Cant figure out to make it work though :blink:

no, YOUR KITCHEN TURNS OUT THE YUMMIEST MUSHROOMS! Opps, sorry for the caps :innocent:


But it is Ok to belong to "Man Candy for KB Purvy girls" and objectify men as sex objects? :rolleyes:

But you are the cutest thang, how can you blame us old fogies for :drool:


I don't think women are any more sensitive nowadays, but more assertive? Hell yes.

What you talking about Willis?


lezoid

Please explain, I cant find that word in my dictionary :D


Where have all the real men gone? You know the ones that are actually kind to their women? Or are they hiding?

Look around you, you wont need to look far actually, the wankers (male of course) that are teasing you on here are lovely :yes:



I married him and you can't have him.

P.S. He cooks, shops, pays the bills, irons, does the washing and brought me a shiny new bike for my birthday.
The perfect man.

Nah! I wont have that on, there can not be 2 of them!

[AllanB]

You need to get out more :sunny:

I'm stuck in the friggen kitchen doing dishes!!!! :yes:

[caseye]

Well it can only get better from here on in We;ve gone all the way down! haven't we? Scotch does not make your wife preggers! I know this, it's the water bourne microthinga-me gigsamies!

[Laava]

Look around you, you wont need to look far actually, the wankers (male of course) that are teasing you on here are lovely :yes:

I'm going to take that personally!

[Mom]

Well it can only get better from here on in We;ve gone all the way down! haven't we? Scotch does not make your wife preggers! I know this, it's the water bourne microthinga-me gigsamies!

No wonder you have a bunch of kids...

If you leave your coat on the end of the bed you are doomed! DOOMED I tells Ya!

[Laxi]

Scotch does not make your wife preggers! I know this, it's the water bourne microthinga-me gigsamies!

its the bloody micro somthing :rofl:

[Mom]

I'm going to take that personally!

GOOD! I directed it right at you :D

[Number One]

Ha ha...been a while since 'sand in vagina' and 'golden shower' were mentioned in a single thread...what other words can we throw in?

[kiwirach83]

Thanks for proving my equation; People = shit

I'm now going to live underground until I turn green like a Fritzel child. I will resurface in 2050 as Mad May Hem the biker granny from Hell to take my revenge on the world.

:2guns:

See you then. :bye:

[steel001]

Thanks for proving my equation; People = shit

I'm now going to live underground until I turn green like a Fritzel child. I will resurface in 2050 as Mad May Hem the biker granny from Hell to take my revenge on the world.

:blah:

See you then. :bye:

Didn't we use to date?

[CookMySock]

I didn't think you were weird looking, but I was warned by someone very early on to watch out for your swift and brutal lip, so I'm a little surprised to hear you complaining about it.

Steve

[White trash]

Thanks for proving my equation; People = shit

I'm now going to live underground until I turn green like a Fritzel child. I will resurface in 2050 as Mad May Hem the biker granny from Hell to take my revenge on the world.

:blah:

See you then. :bye:
Oh why don't you cry about it, saddlebags.

[MSTRS]

I married him and you can't have him.

P.S. He cooks, shops, pays the bills, irons, does the washing and brought me a shiny new bike for my birthday.
The perfect man.

That depends. I see you have a Suzuki. Would've been a worry if it was a Honda...

[wbks]

Thanks for proving my equation; People = shit

Take a look at these objectifying, woman hating cock-slinging scum
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEcEaHGcsyM

[Cheshire Cat]

Thanks for proving my equation; People = shit


Cheer up emo kid.
Yes, people are narrow minded and quick to jump to conclutions.
Humans are fucked up. BUT HEY!!! If you can see past all the negativity and laugh at all the retards who think they know it all good on you!!:wari:


as for women staying in the kitchen, a lovely and inteligent lady once told me and the other people at the table men are a genetic melfunction. XX and XY.
Women can breed without you males. you are only here to entertain us:shit::shutup::done:

[MSTRS]

Women can breed without you males.

Only by fiddling with your genes. You'd miss the fiddling with your ... jeans

[Genie]

but where would she start? :bleh: :lol:

the honda????

[Laxi]

Thanks for proving my equation; People = shit

I'm now going to live underground until I turn green like a Fritzel child. I will resurface in 2050 as Mad May Hem the biker granny from Hell to take my revenge on the world.

:2guns:



finaly a statement worthy of KB

[Gareth51]

I'm stuck in the friggen kitchen doing dishes!!!! :yes:

Try googling piss take in the kitchen then

[Genie]

Cheer up emo kid.
Yes, people are narrow minded and quick to jump to conclutions.
Humans are fucked up. BUT HEY!!! If you can see past all the negativity and laugh at all the retards who think they know it all good on you!!:wari:


as for women staying in the kitchen, a lovely and inteligent lady once told me and the other people at the table men are a genetic melfunction. XX and XY.
Women can breed without you males. you are only here to entertain us:shit::shutup::done:

shit can we breed without them.....??????

[Cheshire Cat]

Only by fiddling with your genes. You'd miss the fiddling with your ... jeans

Yes and with no "fiddling with the jeans" :blip: it would be boring

[MSTRS]

But you'll never make boys...

[Laxi]

shit can we breed without them.....??????

sweet then we can all fark off to the pub

[steel001]

shit can we breed without them.....??????

You could, but it would take all the fun out of it

[Cheshire Cat]

But you'll never make boys...

AH HA!!

We wouldn't need them tho.

[AllanB]

Try googling piss take in the kitchen then

:yes:

That's an old Green Party trick - piss in the washing-up water to make it bubble and save the environment by not using detergent.

[Cheshire Cat]

shit can we breed without them.....??????

We can indeed. There is a lot more that "they" don't tell us too.

[steel001]

We can indeed. There is a lot more that "they" don't tell us too.


We tell ya , it's just ya never fucken listen!

[Sidewinder]

So I just got a PM from a newbie outraged that I dare take the pissout of myself or even women to be exact! Im not sure when *she* joined but I have been here for over 4 years.

Now I may be a little weird looking but I take offence at her sending me such a nasty PM. My boyfriend lufs me! :mellow:

Is it just me or are more and more females joining and being way to oversensitive about things these days?!?!?!

have a cry hels! but realy in the end of the day who cares. do what i do and just say fuck off!

[Cheshire Cat]

We tell ya , it's just ya never fucken listen!

You are the sort of person people should laugh at.

[Maha]

have a cry hels! but realy in the end of the day who cares. do what i do and just say fuck off!

Ahhhhhhhhhh you are single aintcha?

[Sidewinder]

You are the sort of person people should laugh at.

dont leave me out!

[Laxi]

do what i do and just say fuck off!

thought you was gonna say "suck c....":rofl:

[PrincessBandit]

Their PCs? Their PCs? What's with the their bit ? Y'mean their *master's* PC, right. Alla sama alonga the TV remote.
And what are linked to the masters? Slaves......yes, oh master....:eek:



Geez str8...I am now caught up and all I can say is some people really do take things too seriously...what gets on my tits about this is the 'I don't get the joke, agree with you (whatever) therefore YOU are wrong and bad and should be schooled or just made to feel bad by ME'. Reminds me of someone else who seemed to think it their right and role to vet KBers opinions and posts :rolleyes:
PHEW! So you approve or your faith has been restored or something...whatever but thank goodness :lol: BTW Stay on here long enough and you will (probably) become less sensitive and righteous...I did ;I do likes you ;) :laugh:
Nothing wrong with that sunshine ;) + it keeps it out of all the sensitive KB boys faces...although....would you prefer we put up R&R threads instead? :shutup:

Grrrr, I just went cross eyed reading that, just like Austin Powers trying to get his head around the present Austin seeing the past Austin in the future...





Holding Out For a Hero - one of my all time favs!!
p.s. I daren't include the embedded clip or I might get my second ever infraction.....


Something in this south auckland water I reckon mate :D
Ah, that explains what's wrong wiv all of us down here.


Kiwirach83, I'm not sure where you've been looking if you are only finding a shit world of blokes, but I can assure you there are many nice guys around here.


Yep, can vouch for the fact that there are some absolutely lovely men around here. And I'm pretty sure they're not gay either.


I'm stuck in the friggen kitchen doing dishes!!!! :yes:
Oooh, please please please come and do mine...I do begging really well....


Ha ha...been a while since 'sand in vagina' and 'golden shower' were mentioned in a single thread...what other words can we throw in?

You bet. Cake and beer.

[Sidewinder]

thought you was gonna say "suck c....":rofl:

no my manly friend ill leave that for you! hey was waiting for one of you guys to tell me i have to come down for the new years party in the park aswell

[Genie]

Thanks for proving my equation; People = shit

I'm now going to live underground until I turn green like a Fritzel child. I will resurface in 2050 as Mad May Hem the biker granny from Hell to take my revenge on the world.

:2guns:

See you then. :bye:

now now...a Fritzel child......that is a terrible thing to say....you is so nasty!!!! they never asked to be born of their grandfathers loin....now you're taking the piss out of some innocent!!!!

[Gareth51]

120 posts in 2 hrs,now what was this thread all about ?

[Laxi]

no my manly friend ill leave that for you! hey was waiting for one of you guys to tell me i have to come down for the new years party in the park aswell

it's an open invite... but it's ocean beach not the park

[steel001]

You are the sort of person people should laugh at.

Laugh with... surely you mean laugh with ... :lol:

[Genie]

You could, but it would take all the fun out of it

that was what i was thinking......making them is the best part....pregnant, barefoot in the kitchen...not fun then the next 20 years cooking and cleaning for them..i'll just have me the 'fun' part thanks

[James Deuce]

My boyfriend lufs me! :mellow:



I wish he wouldn't dress you so fucking funny.

[crazyhorse]

If you're in a blokes world, which when you ride bikes etc, technically you are, then you gotta have a broad sense of humour.

Most of us chicks can take the piss and dish it out just as much, whether against the guys or gals

Who cares, we're just here to have laugh and have fun

:woohoo:

[Genie]

If you're in a blokes world, which when you ride bikes etc, technically you are, then you gotta have a broad sense of humour.

Most of us chicks can take the piss and dish it out just as much, whether against the guys or gals

Who cares, we're just here to have laugh and have fun

:woohoo:

wanted to give you rep but it won't let me.....nice * (gold Star)

[coffeejunkie]

So I just got a PM from a newbie outraged that I dare take the pissout of myself or even women to be exact! Im not sure when *she* joined but I have been here for over 4 years.

Now I may be a little weird looking but I take offence at her sending me such a nasty PM. My boyfriend lufs me! :mellow:

Is it just me or are more and more females joining and being way to oversensitive about things these days?!?!?!

OMG!!! Hels don't ever change cuz we who know you love you just the way you are.....You fucking crack me up:killingme....

Maybe some people just need to HTFU

[Gareth51]

I want to be kiwirach83's freind,that girl has talent

[The Pastor]

You need to learn to read between the lines, don't over-react and if you don't like it, don't look!

that is 100% what kb isnt about man! what the hell!


Thanks for proving my equation; People = shit

I'm now going to live underground until I turn green like a Fritzel child. I will resurface in 2050 as Mad May Hem the biker granny from Hell to take my revenge on the world.

:2guns:

See you then. :bye:


Believe it or not, you actually fit in here quite well. Don't back down just yet!

[Maha]

120 posts in 2 hrs,now what was this thread all about ?

120 plus 87 in the other thread, thats 207 post of good ole' fashion KB fun that otherwise wouldn't of happened.

[Trudes]

no my manly friend ill leave that for you! hey was waiting for one of you guys to tell me i have to come down for the new years party in the park aswell

I was waiting to see if anyone younger than 40 was going before I made a comment about attending :dodge::laugh:

[Genie]

120 plus 87 in the other thread, thats 207 post of good ole' fashion KB fun that otherwise wouldn't of happened.

fun...hell yes...haven't laughed this much in ohh...2 hours

[Sidewinder]

it's an open invite... but it's ocean beach not the park

will i get drowned by you guys?

[Sidewinder]

I was waiting to see if anyone younger than 40 was going before I made a comment about attending :dodge::laugh:

why how old are you turd?

[Trudes]

why how old are you turd?

Old enough to give you a spankin'




Sonny :lol:

[Laxi]

will i get drowned by you guys?
not makin any promises :lol:

Old enough to give you a spankin'




Sonny :lol:

dont encourage him:gob:

[Hitcher]

With modern wireless networking, women can have their PCs in the kitchen with them.

[gatch]

People = shit

Slipknot fan huh.


See you then. :bye:

Rubbish..

[Maha]

With modern wireless networking, women can have their PCs in the kitchen with them.

Think about the negative of that senario, tea will burn....:gob:

[Genie]

With modern wireless networking, women can have their PCs in the kitchen with them.

and we all know just how women can multitask....:woohoo:

[Sidewinder]

Old enough to give you a spankin'




Sonny :lol:

some would complan if they herd you saying that

[Str8 Jacket]

Well you have officially scared me off.

Men think its funny to belittle women and women laugh it off.

If I disagree, I'm just a bra-burning bitch with an attitude problem.

This is the world that I live in. This is the world your kids are going to live in.

What a shit world. :bye:

And I thought we were going to become great mates...

Some women just dont have the satmina these days....*sigh*

[motor_mayhem]

I just thpught of the next million dollar invention - an oven with a built in keyboard and screen. I get dibs on prototyping it! As long as it don't end up with a freshly baked hard drive, it should be just the ticket.

kiwirach83, if its any consolation, all my flatmates are girls so I get to give the orders rarely if at all. I didn't know they had invented TV remotes until I got shown one for the first time the other week :gob:

[allycatz]

Think about the negative of that senario, tea will burn....:gob:


yeah but Pizza hut can be ordered online :woohoo:

[Mom]

120 posts in 2 hrs,now what was this thread all about ?

I think it was about lightening this place up a bit, but I may be confused :yes:


Old enough to give you a spankin'
Sonny :lol:

Dont bloody encourage him Trudes! Dear oh dear, he does not need help...

Actually he probably does :dodge:


Think about the negative of that senario, tea will burn....:gob:

Man lucky we have no kids home tonight!

[Genie]

And I thought we were going to become great mates...

Some women just dont have the satmina these days....*sigh*

think she may still be lurking........re-grouping for her next onslaught???

anyway, has been very entertaining, time wasting fun. saved me from smoking....thanks to you all i shall live long and prosper.

[gatch]

All my flatmates are girls so I get to give the orders rarely if at all.

Sounds absolutely terrible !




:shifty:

[Subike]

yep! makes winding em up waaay more fun:woohoo:

p.s that signature cracks me up

EDIT: milts, subbike... ya aint gonna get layed just cause ya answered no :rofl:

laugh all you like,
women should not clean toilets either,
their tits get in the way when cleaning the piss that lands behind the bowl from your carefull aim.
As for getting laid, shit, find me a woman that can carry me on her back at 100mph, I may become interested.
Other wise its viagra or nothing at all
Laxi mmmm, short for????????? dont shit yourself now:scooter:

[merv]

With modern wireless networking, women can have their PCs in the kitchen with them.

Yeah well Trudes has told us she has an iPhone, that of course would fit in her apron pocket :done:.

[Str8 Jacket]

So kiwirach has a waaaah about my sig which is something she has been spouting publically. Nasty gives me an infraction for quoting her although I could have just been asked to remove it and would have. Women eh! :rolleyes:

Proves me right really - 'Women too bloody sensitive!' :laugh:

[caseye]

Sounds absolutely terrible !




:shifty:

Yep don't know any self respecting guy who'd want to flat with nine hungry cougars.Oh Shit who am i kidding????????????

[merv]

So kiwirach has a waaaah about my sig so Nasty gives me an infraction for quoting her although I could have just been asked to remove it and would have. Women eh! :rolleyes:

Proves me right really - 'Women too bloody sensitive!' :laugh:

Not you though eh mate :mellow:

[Ms Piggy]

alright so is anyone gonna let us in on the joke about the fat ass, chinese, blonde, harley riding lezzie chick???

But wasn't she also one eyed and in a wheelchair?

[gammaguy]

So I just got a PM from a newbie outraged that I dare take the pissout of myself or even women to be exact! Im not sure when *she* joined but I have been here for over 4 years.

Now I may be a little weird looking but I take offence at her sending me such a nasty PM. My boyfriend lufs me! :mellow:

Is it just me or are more and more females joining and being way to oversensitive about things these days?!?!?!

i blame the education system-everyone has to be "valued"and "important"which means we have churned out a generation of people who all think they just have to exist to get respect
.When their expectations are not met they get all upset and start blaming us for discrimination against their sex,color,religion or whatever.(after all they are perfect so we are obviously misjudging them)

Truth is it isnt because of any of those things that we diss them

Its just because they are assholes,so they shouldnt take it personally.

aye.:innocent:

[Sidewinder]

Old enough to give you a spankin'
some people would not be happy hearing that lol:wari::wari::wari:



Sonny :lol:


not makin any promises :lol:


neither am i!!!!!!!!!!

[Genie]

So kiwirach has a waaaah about my sig which is something she has been spouting publically. Nasty gives me an infraction for quoting her although I could have just been asked to remove it and would have. Women eh! :rolleyes:

Proves me right really - 'Women too bloody sensitive!' :laugh:

come on..you know it's all about the time of the month!!!!!! so i've been told:sick:

[gatch]

Yep don't know any self respecting guy who'd want to flat with nine hungry cougars.Oh Shit who am i kidding????????????

That being said, if one of said woman is your girlfriend, you're pretty much fucked and may as well end it aSap.

Can't hit on their friends if your better half is right next to you..

EDIT - Wtf am I saying, shes not to know, shes in the kitchen..

[Str8 Jacket]

come on..you know it's all about the time of the month!!!!!! so i've been told:sick:

Ah but as a "bloke pretending to be a chick" what would I know about that kind of thing... :rolleyes:

[Sidewinder]

Ah but as a "bloke pretending to be a chick" what would I know about that kind of thing... :rolleyes:

i dont know, how much do you know eh?:wari::wari::wari:

[Genie]

Ah but as a "bloke pretending to be a chick" what would I know about that kind of thing... :rolleyes:

well...i hear that it's blokes that know all about the time of the month. they're the ones always asking...is it your time of the month?????

[scissorhands]

I think she may have saw you as a soft target for a bit of cyber bullying, disguised as womens rights.

[Sidewinder]

well...i hear that it's blokes that know all about the time of the month. they're the ones always asking...is it your time of the month?????

why are you on the rag???

[Mom]

With modern wireless networking, women can have their PCs in the kitchen with them.

I have heard that the insertion of a broomstick can assist with the sweeping of floors too as they scoot back and forth among the pots and pans :sunny:

[Genie]

why are you on the rag???

cheeky lil' shit....i'm happy and laughing so nah i'm not. :wari:

[allycatz]

I have heard that the insertion of a broomstick can assist with the sweeping of floors too as they scoot back and forth among the pots and pans :sunny:

Rach is gonna get all 'bristly' with that comment ya know!

[Sidewinder]

cheeky lil' shit....i'm happy and laughing so nah i'm not. :wari:

haha why you got something alse up ya box then to make you so happy?

[Genie]

haha why you got something alse up ya box then to make you so happy?

hehe..........nah just got me a mighty fine Master.

[Ms Piggy]

See you then. :bye:
Listen chick basically what you've done is walked into a room of people where everyone else knows each other really well and you've started telling them who they are and what's wrong with them. It's not cool in real life and not cool here.

If you'd taken some time to get to know people on Kiwibiker you'd realise we're (mostly) a great bunch of people that work hard and play hard and say stupid shit lots!

People are people and if you get to know them before judging them you may actually like some of them.

Hope you actually find a happy place, maybe Kiwibiker isn't yours. Good luck.

[White trash]

Listen chick basically what you've done is walked into a room of people where everyone else knows each other really well and you've started telling them who they are and what's wrong with them. It's not cool in real life and not cool here.

If you'd taken some time to get to know people on Kiwibiker you'd realise we're (mostly) a great bunch of people that work hard and play hard and say stupid shit.

People are people and if you get to know them before judging them you may actually like some of them.

Hope you actually find a happy place, maybe Kiwibiker isn't yours. Good luck.
Well that's just plain nice C, well done.

See Rach, there's at least one decent person on KB. Stick around, you may meet some more.

[Sidewinder]

hehe..........nah just got me a mighty fine Master.

yea i find masterbaiting is pretty good aswel hun

[motor_mayhem]

That being said, if one of said woman is your girlfriend, you're pretty much fucked and may as well end it aSap.

Can't hit on their friends if your better half is right next to you..

EDIT - Wtf am I saying, shes not to know, shes in the kitchen..

Just make sure she's the hottest one in the house. Works for me :woohoo:

[Genie]

yea i find masterbaiting is pretty good aswel hun

Yeah...he loves it too

[Genie]

Listen chick basically what you've done is walked into a room of people where everyone else knows each other really well and you've started telling them who they are and what's wrong with them. It's not cool in real life and not cool here.

If you'd taken some time to get to know people on Kiwibiker you'd realise we're (mostly) a great bunch of people that work hard and play hard and say stupid shit lots!

People are people and if you get to know them before judging them you may actually like some of them.

Hope you actually find a happy place, maybe Kiwibiker isn't yours. Good luck.

hmmm...think it's also down to the individual. Like hello, i'm Genie and i don't know any body around here...well one but he's a bloke and they don't count. Liar is me....My Master does...1,2,3,4..... clothes on the floor

[Maha]

yea i find masterbaiting is pretty good aswel hun


You have mastered the dressing of a hook?...:confused:

[Sidewinder]

Yeah...he loves it too

better when someone watches and take some pics tho me thinks. try the spiderman or reverse frosty

[Sidewinder]

You have mastered the dressing of a hook?...:confused:
im too young to understand:shit:

[Dean]

Kiwirach83: Please, please, please dont make the mistakes I made, you are in the making, you can change many things in this time its not too late. If you keep on going one small pitfall could go hundreds of meters down. Dont carry on with the theme or approach of "anti men, anti KB, independant women". When you be so hostile to everyone, at the end of the day when the smoke clears who's standing beside you? Dont push people away from you I learnt the hard way :(.

[gijoe1313]

To quote a line from blazing saddles .. "Where all dem white wimmen at?" :shutup::innocent::done:

[gatch]

You have mastered the dressing of a hook?...:confused:

I prefer to use only the finest of what ever trolls eat..

Kids ?

[jafar]

To quote a line from blazing saddles .. "Where all dem white wimmen at?" :shutup::innocent::done:

They be in the kitchen :bash:

[Mrs Max]

Yes, we should be in the kitchen, and let me tell you why:

1. We are near the fridge, which means...
2. We are near the piss
3. The guys are talking bollocks out ny the bar B, so we dont have to listen
4. All the sensitive and hunky men hang out in the kitchen
5. The kitchen is nearer the bedroom so if you hook up with a hunky sensitive guy, you can dissappear upstairs and no-one will know
6. Men belong outside, nuff said
This all sounds very harsh but it's big picture stuff really, all good fun PMSL..!!

[Gremlin]

I Googled 'piss-taking' and apparently it's called a "Golden Shower'.
You realise that you need to turn the safe search back on, before admitting to that aye? :lol:

Women can breed without you males. you are only here to entertain us:shit::shutup::done:
I didn't get that memo... I'm here to entertain myself :wari:

[Thaeos]

Well you have officially scared me off.

Men think its funny to belittle women and women laugh it off.

If I disagree, I'm just a bra-burning bitch with an attitude problem.

This is the world that I live in. This is the world your kids are going to live in.

What a shit world. :bye:

Hey I'm all for bra-burning. I'd prefer it if girls didn't wear them...............................

Quote (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1129514818#post1129514818) 16th November..


Perhaps I'm projecting my own female insecurities a wee bit :whistle:

And maybe you've done it again :whistle:

[Paul in NZ]

Ah but as a "bloke pretending to be a chick" what would I know about that kind of thing... :rolleyes:

We all love you hels and, if you were a guy, half the clowns on here would turn ghey (well, gheyer anyway) for a chance to go out with you (not me of course, I'm old and still carrying a torch for freddie mercury). That mal's a lucky boy..

and when are you buying the coffee?

[Paul in NZ]

Thanks for proving my equation; People = shit

I'm now going to live underground until I turn green like a Fritzel child. I will resurface in 2050 as Mad May Hem the biker granny from Hell to take my revenge on the world.

:2guns:

See you then. :bye:

Big words from someone that 'hates' fleetwood mac and yet does not know who Peter Green is... :rolleyes: You need to relax more, let Hels take you out for a beer... (your round btw) :apint:

[2wheeldrifter]

I :heart: a man in uniform - especially the Navy one.

Seaman are good for you.............

[crazyhorse]

Seaman are good for you.............

You reckon?? :rofl:

[2wheeldrifter]

Well you have officially scared me off.

Men think its funny to belittle women and women laugh it off.

If I disagree, I'm just a bra-burning bitch with an attitude problem.

This is the world that I live in. This is the world your kids are going to live in.

What a shit world. :bye:


A world with no humour............ THAT WOULD BE SHIT! :Pokey:

[2wheeldrifter]

You reckon?? :rofl:

Yes, They help your digestive system! :clap:

[chanceyy]

welcome to kb, this is just how we roll, have a try, im a 24yr old engineering student who rides a honda, also slightly balding, take a shot if it makes you feel better:2guns:

:gob: was BB parked next to a honda :eek: hmmm yup young still has some hair, but you forgot to mention a bit on the shy side (except behind the keyboard) but all good at least you get out & meet others, along with putting your time & talents to good use for the ACC cause .. BTW you do not have time to post in meaningless threads :spanking:


Well you have officially scared me off.

Men think its funny to belittle women and women laugh it off.

If I disagree, I'm just a bra-burning bitch with an attitude problem.

This is the world that I live in. This is the world your kids are going to live in.

What a shit world. :bye:

listen up chick if your scared off :bye:

men/woman belittle each other all the time so farken what, if you actually came out from behind the keyboard you would find an extremely diverse group of individuals with a common :love: of bikes, that mostly breaks down all barriers. We actually tend to meet each other & then take the piss 24/7.

:nono: your not a bitch, you do not have the credentials yet the BRU crew in here are total bytches with a ton of attitude and man bitches just can not match us (as much as they try)

Lets face it the world is a pretty shit place and not because of KB, but that is up to each family to instill values & ethics to their children .. & there has been plenty of proud parents on kb who share their kids highlights they seem pretty well adjusted from what I see

the world is what you make it .. yup it can be pretty shitty at times, and it can pull you down, its not fair but its definately what you make it. If your that sensitive about things you could sell the pc, close the curtains and live in your 4 walls, you may be safe but your missing out on experiencing the love n hurts of life


just for your info st8 is one switched on chick (most of the time :whistle: ) she lives in the real world, has jumped out of her comfort zone more often than not and experiences life all good & bad the ups & downs .. and we all :love: her. The fact she can laugh at herself, take the piss and dish it back speaks volumes of her personality .. and at least she has one !!

[Chia]

cheeky! haha :rolleyes:

[Donor]

See, women being chained in the kitchen doesn't HAVE to be a bad thing, it can in fact be rather appealing...


http://i48.tinypic.com/ojjk82.jpg

[Indiana_Jones]

Tap N gap baby!

-Indy

[ManDownUnder]

What's a kitchen?

And that's the way it should be! She's been in there her whole life - has no idea anything else even exists. The little room is her whole world!

Well done that man - whoever he may be

[ManDownUnder]

:2guns:

See you then. :bye:

What he said (below). I suggest you meet us in person, and you're welcome to have a point and laugh right back at us - in fact I believe it's a requirement.

It's easy to misread stuff on the interweb, face to face over a few giggles at the pub or somewhere is completely different


Rach, there's at least one decent person on KB. Stick around, you may meet some more.

[ManDownUnder]

I find that the average PC gets a bit grumpy if I lure him into my kitchen and pounce on him.

Must spread myself around etc!

THAT was funny!

[Thani-B]

:woohoo: another jelly wrestling poll coming up!!:woohoo:
my moneys on str8

Gawd no please dont :lol:

[allycatz]

Yes, They help your digestive system! :clap:

Yeah but how many points at Weight Watchers?

[bogan]

BTW you do not have time to post in meaningless threads :spanking:



have you been talking to my project supervisor :whistle: he reckons the same thing :sweatdrop

[bungbung]

A courier just delivered a bottle of "Smokehead" Islay malt addressed to me.

http://www.smokehead.co.uk/

Merry Xmas

[Sidewinder]

Gawd no please dont :lol:

please do that thread was so hot!

[avgas]

I voted no. Sex is awkward in the kitchen.

[Genie]

I voted no. Sex is awkward in the kitchen.

is not...you've been doing it wrong...sex begins in the kitchen. Guess you've been going into the wrong kitchens:shit:

[<G>]

is not...you've been doing it wrong...sex begins in the kitchen. Guess you've been going into the wrong kitchens:shit:

'They' say the way to a man's heart is through the stomach (odd place for a heart don't you think? Perhaps heart is an euphemism for penis?) :yes:

[<G>]

At least, in my case, being dumb is just an act...



And yes! I would much rather be on my back having a good....








nap :sunny:

[Genie]

'They' say the way to a man's heart is through the stomach (odd place for a heart don't you think? Perhaps heart is an euphemism for penis?) :yes:

lol.....not sure about that. BJ's in the kitchen would work though, they can still eat!

[avgas]

is not...you've been doing it wrong...sex begins in the kitchen. Guess you've been going into the wrong kitchens:shit:
Nah I just watch from the window.
Whenever I go into our kitchen, my wife reminds me about the dishes.

[crazyhorse]

Nah I just watch from the window.
Whenever I go into our kitchen, my wife reminds me about the dishes.

Maybe you should both go into the kitchen............ push the dishes aside..... and "wham bam" who knows what could happen .......... :innocent:

[avgas]

'They' say the way to a man's heart is through the stomach (odd place for a heart don't you think? Perhaps heart is an euphemism for penis?) :yes:
Nah its just averaging. You want to concentrate on his heart......he wants you to concentrate on his penis........you compromise and meet halfway

[Stirts]

You want to concentrate on his heart......he wants you to concentrate on his penis........you compromise and meet halfway

Belly button sex? :niceone:

[avgas]

Maybe you should both go into the kitchen............ push the dishes aside..... and "wham bam" who knows what could happen .......... :innocent:
I would have to clean the floor then.....and possibly buy new plates

[avgas]

Belly button sex? :niceone:
They have drugs to make him bigger you know

[Deano]

214 replies in 2 days. Far out Hels !!

What happended to your sig - you've removed the quote ?

[Str8 Jacket]

214 replies in 2 days. Far out Hels !!

What happended to your sig - you've removed the quote ?

I was infracted (giggidy giggidy) for ignoring forum Nettiquite (like WTF?!?) anyway I *had* to remove it.

Its OK, I am not sensitive about these things! :laugh:

BTW - That was my first ever infraction (bar one warning!) so I guess I should be honoured!!

[Tank]

I was infracted (giggidy giggidy) for ignoring forum Nettiquite (like WTF?!?) anyway I *had* to remove it.

Its OK, I am not sensitive about these things! :laugh:

BTW - That was my first ever infraction (bar one warning!) so I guess I should be honoured!!

Do we get a hint of what it said ?

First infraction??!!! - fuck - I had more infractions than bling/

[Str8 Jacket]

Do we get a hint of what it said ?

First infraction??!!! - fuck - I had more infractions than bling/

Basically she claimed that I was a man pretending to be a woman and that I was not funny but f*cked up for taking the piss out of myself and other woman... :rofl:

[<G>]

Nah its just averaging. You want to concentrate on his heart......he wants you to concentrate on his penis........you compromise and meet halfway

oooo, that makes so much sense! See, we need men to show us the right way.

[Str8 Jacket]

oooo, that makes so much sense! See, we need men to show us the right way.

Dont forget we need them to tell us; what to wear, how to wear it, what to cook, when to cook, if we look fat, if we look ugly but mostly I think we need them just to take the piss out of them....

[James Deuce]

On that note, could you ask Malc to stop dressing you so funny?

[StoneY]

Yeah that suit you wore to the BIKEOI is just so not you (no wonder she thought ya was a bloke all dressed up business like and such)

[MSTRS]

'They' say the way to a man's heart is through the stomach

Common mistake. There is more to that quote.
Apparently the rest goes...with a knife long enough to reach.

[Kendog]

Basically she claimed that I was a man pretending to be a woman and that I was not funny but f*cked up for taking the piss out of myself and other woman... :rofl:

I skipped reading this entire thread and went straight to this post.

One of the funniest things I have read here for a while :niceone:

[allycatz]

Common mistake. There is more to that quote.
Apparently the rest goes...with a knife long enough to reach.

I posted this in jokes and humour but seems to belong here better...


Lady goes to corner store every morning for two years and buys loaf bread, the paper, pint of milk and two dog rolls.

Shop keeper says 'Madam you must have a very large dog". Ladys says, "oh no, thats for my husband, he loves it"

"but madam, you can't gve your husband dog roll, he will get sick, he will die", says the shop keeper. " nonsense, hes been eating it for years" she says and leaves.

Two weeks go by with no sign of the lady. Then in she comes for loaf bread, morning paper and milk. "What no dog roll today madam?" asks the shopkeeper. "no' " says the lady, "My husband died"

"See I told you that dog roll was going to make him sick", says the shop keeper.

"oh no nothing like that at all", says the lady. 'He was sitting in the driveway licking his dick and I backed over him with the car"
__________________

[Laxi]

BTW - That was my first ever infraction (bar one warning!) so I guess I should be honoured!!

come on be a man about it!!! shit sorry rach :shutup:

[WuZards-Eugene]

I vote no. Women should not only be in the kitchen, that is just plain stupidity. There is no way I want my women washing my socks in the kitchen sink while cooking dinner.

[Tank]

Basically she claimed that I was a man pretending to be a woman and that I was not funny but f*cked up for taking the piss out of myself and other woman... :rofl:

The beauty of it all - by coming across as a hairy armpitted militant lezzo whos post are inadvertantley harlarious - she ends up taking the piss out of women simply by her actions.

Where as your post were obvious humour to be taken with a grain of salt.

Talk about a own goal - but Im guessing she dosnt see it that way. Life must be hard when you have to face it with a mindset like hers.

[avgas]

Dont forget we need them to tell us; what to wear, how to wear it, what to cook, when to cook, if we look fat, if we look ugly
Hey that's not fair - us men don't ask questions were there is apparently only 1 answer.
Besides if we didn't say you were fat - imagine how huge you would get.....and it would be our fault.

[Str8 Jacket]

On that note, could you ask Malc to stop dressing you so funny?
I could just wear a potato sack, would that please you? :shake:




Besides if we didn't say you were fat - imagine how huge you would get.....and it would be our fault.

Life is cruel isn't it!! :laugh:

[Genie]

Hey that's not fair - us men don't ask questions were there is apparently only 1 answer.
Besides if we didn't say you were fat - imagine how huge you would get.....and it would be our fault.

but everything is your fault!!!

[wysper]

Maybe you should both go into the kitchen............ push the dishes aside..... and "wham bam" who knows what could happen .......... :innocent:


I would have to clean the floor then.....and possibly buy new plates

Damn! Beat me to it my good man.

[gilly]

[QUOTE=Thaeos;1129559486]Hey I'm all for bra-burning. I'd prefer it if girls didn't wear them...............................[QUOTE]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/e/d/e/ede7a84e61f5750de45a7db6fa93a895.jpg

You sure about that????

[avgas]

but everything is your fault!!!
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[DMCD]

My eyes! my eyes! OMG I can't make it stop!!!! :brick: :brick:

[Genie]

and back to the beginning....i'm wondering whether kiwirach is even a real women....like maybe it's a man having a laugh on all of us.....whatever she/he lived up to her name of Mayhem :clap:

[Tank]

[QUOTE=Thaeos;1129559486]Hey I'm all for bra-burning. I'd prefer it if girls didn't wear them...............................[QUOTE]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/e/d/e/ede7a84e61f5750de45a7db6fa93a895.jpg

You sure about that????

Id tap it.

[Genie]

[QUOTE=gilly;1129560033][QUOTE=Thaeos;1129559486]Hey I'm all for bra-burning. I'd prefer it if girls didn't wear them...............................

Id tap it.

oh now that's just yuk.....

[Stirts]

Id tap it.

Using the faucet as self defence is understandable in this particular case :yes:

[Number One]

Basically she claimed that I was a man pretending to be a woman and that I was not funny but f*cked up for taking the piss out of myself and other woman... :rofl:

Actually on that note I find it hard to understand how on the one hand someone would get all up and arms about chicks taking the piss out of themselves (and everyone else) and guys making sexist comments YET their 'apparently parting shot' was making a joke about the poor Fritzel kids???

Making light out of that situation is not funny...but truth be told I won't be crying about it, complaining to the mods, PM blasting or flaming anyone for it...I didn't find that funny, Big fucking deal - I built a bridge and got over it ;)

[koba]

I built a bridge and got over it ;)

What and now you expect bridges to just sit there and be trodden all over??!

[Number One]

What and now you expect bridges to just sit there and be trodden all over??!
That is what they are for after all ;) Anyway - how you doin?!

[Trudes]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lkOPHZJetNI/SgsV8NXtW5I/AAAAAAAAFDw/A1dXHTEk_zw/s400/billy+goats+gruff.jpg

Clip Clop

[Ronin]

Id tap it.

I think I have.

[Mom]

Id tap it.
Ohhh, no hope for you then is there, dang, just when I got to know you too :D


I built a bridge and got over it ;)

Can you please post some instructions on how to do that, there may be a few around that could do with some help in that regard.

[MadDuck]

Can you please post some instructions on how to do that, there may be a few around that could do with some help in that regard.

Ask and yeah shall receive:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuQb53jCVJ8

[2wheeldrifter]

Yeah but how many points at Weight Watchers?


Who cares... it's a great feed!



for the ladies of course

:Pokey:

[McJim]

I use self-deprecation as a comedic device....but I'm not very good at it....:rofl:

[James Deuce]

That would have been funny if you hadn't laughed at your own joke.

[McJim]

That would have been funny if you hadn't laughed at your own joke.

Some people on KB need the canned laughter as a cue. Many of the denizens are not as cerebrally gifted as you.