Free room and food in return for cleaning

[Tank]

Need cleaning done in advance as last flatmate let it get away from her a little.

oh - and if you are going to apply it would help if you are hot - Im kinda fussy.

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jun2009/SorryAboutTheMessA.jpg

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jun2009/SorryAboutTheMessB.jpg

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jun2009/SorryAboutTheMessF.jpg

This is where I do all my KB work:
http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jun2009/SorryAboutTheMessG.jpg

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jun2009/SorryAboutTheMessH.jpg

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jun2009/SorryAboutTheMessI.jpg

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jun2009/SorryAboutTheMessJ.jpg

Bed:
http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jun2009/SorryAboutTheMessL.jpg


I look forward to your applications.

[2wheeldrifter]

Good luck dude...

think your better off asking for sexual favors in return for free rent etc :)

[Genie]

Good luck dude...

think your better off asking for sexual favors in return for free rent etc :)

either get the fire brigade in to high pressure hose the place, the army to blow it up or hire a bulldozer and flatten it. actually, better still, burnt the place down, claim insurance.

And yuk, what frightens me is people actually do live in hovels like that. yikky!!!

[The Pastor]

How the fuck did u get into my house!

[hayd3n]

How the fuck did u get into my house!

the door was wedged open with cigarettes

[Laxi]

stylin flat man! I love it! :rofl: classic

[steel001]

Good to see you have the ironing board out mate...I fucken hate wrinkled shirts too

[Movistar]

I like the red stains down the OUTSIDE of the toilet bowl, and the urine stains in the bath...

I remember the days...

The best part is all the maggots living under the takeaway pile(s), mmmmm, yummy.

Used to really impress the girls too....

I always used to blame it on the flatemates, 'cause it was always their fault....

[sinfull]

I like the red stains down the OUTSIDE of the toilet bowl, and the urine stains in the bath...

I remember the days...


OMG you used to piss in the bath and use the shitter as leverage to get the grapes to pop back in too ?
Had a mate like that, wierd !!

[Pussy]

OMG you used to piss in the bath and use the shitter as leverage to get the grapes to pop back in too ?
Had a mate like that, wierd !!

Bugger off, Bill... I'm not THAT wierd! :whistle:

[sinfull]

Bugger off, Bill... I'm not THAT wierd! :whistle: Yes you are, you'll do shit like jump on ya bike at 6 am to ride in the rain for two hours and join up with some silly coast to coast ride thats happening !

[gatch]

Wowee.

Those are some sick pics you found on the net right ?

[Movistar]

OMG you used to piss in the bath and use the shitter as leverage to get the grapes to pop back in too ?


It was all good until we used the bath as an ice box to keep the beer cold (put the bottles of beer in, add lots of ice and water) and the regulars would walk into the bathroom gased and piss all over the beer.
Still, at least the caps were still on the bottles. Just wipe the neck of the bottle on your shirt, pop the cap and down the hatch!

[cc rider]

Tank, I feel the blantant use of product placement clearly shows that you have been heavily sponsored and therefore may attract the wrong sort of applicants. You don't want no snooty, yuppy upstarts lodging with you now....do you!!?! :whistle:

[FJRider]

Tank, I feel the blantant use of product placement clearly shows that you have been heavily sponsored and therefore may attract the wrong sort of applicants. You don't want no snooty, yuppy upstarts lodging with you now....do you!!?! :whistle:

Clearly the lack of use of said product ... has put him in this predicament ... :beer:

[cc rider]

I don't know FJ, Tank clearly has a unique style about him...and under him and possible over him at times...but never the less he could benefit from a little touch of minimalist living.

And yes it does make the eyes water :eek5:

[Tank]

I don't know FJ, Tank clearly has a unique style about him...

ummm thanks? (I think)

[cc rider]

ummm thanks? (I think)my pleasure Tank...you is spechiel :hug:

[Tank]

.you is spechiel :hug:

That's what my teacher used to say. After they made me do standard 4 for the 8th time.

[cc rider]

That's what my teacher used to say. After they made me do standard 4 for the 8th time....you can do the standard 8 times in a row!?! ...my my my you are speshell :sweatdrop