Can someone name this bird?

[Usarka]

I need some help identifying a bird. It's "song" goes like this:


er tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet

Yep that's it. Say it exactly as it's read all in the same high pitch.

That monotonous monotone monosyllabilistic motherfucker is making me mad as hell. All hours of the night - tweet tweet tweet fucking tweet.

Learn a fucking song you stupid egg molesting son of a cowshit or you'll become air rifle fodder as soon as some bastard tells me what you look like.

Have you seen this bird? :Pokey:

[Maha]

Its not a morepork they make more of a morepork sound.

[YellowDog]

Oh.....

It's not the Bikini thread then........

Get an Air Rifle.

[Usarka]

Its not a morepork they make more of a morepork sound.
Don't shoot morepork. Check.


Oh.....

It's not the Bikini thread then........

Get an Air Rifle.

I've got an air rifle but everytime I try to find the bastard he shuts up. So I need to shoot on sight.

[marioc]

I know what ya talking about
Theres one of the annoying little fuks near my house somewhere

[Virago]

Can someone name this bird?

Bob .

[Maha]

Its black/Teal with a little white tuft on its neck, Tui anyone?

[Usarka]

:lol:
12345......

[Big Dave]

....Dicky.

[Maha]

:lol:
12345......

So whats my prize and when can I expect delivery?

[PrincessBandit]

Robin. Robin Hood. Don't shoot him as he might rob from the rich and give to you. If you're poor that is...

[P38]

I need some help identifying a bird. It's "song" goes like this:


er tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet

Yep that's it. Say it exactly as it's read all in the same high pitch.

That monotonous monotone monosyllabilistic motherfucker is making me mad as hell. All hours of the night - tweet tweet tweet fucking tweet.

Learn a fucking song you stupid egg molesting son of a cowshit or you'll become air rifle fodder as soon as some bastard tells me what you look like.

Have you seen this bird? :Pokey:

I believe thats the call of a Red Headed Double Breasted Matress Thrasher :msn-wink:

Gott a watch them carefully too .... nice to look at but firey by nature :devil2:

[Usarka]

So whats my prize and when can I expect delivery?

Dead bird in a shoe box.

But I don't reckon it's a tui. Every time I've seen them sing the've sounded awesomely cool.

One thing for sure is that it aint a blackbird 'cause it aint got no rythym.


I believe thats the call of a Red Headed Double Breasted Matress Thrasher :msn-wink:

Gott a watch them carefully too .... nice to look at but firey by nature :devil2:

No not them either. Having observed some of said species up close I can report that their song usually increases in tempo until it hits a crescendo and then immediately wants to start again. It only becomes a nagging drone after the've been nesting in the same place for more than 4 years.

[Ixion]

Well, tell us what it LOOKS like, might help. If it's black, it's a blackbird. If it's got a red breast its a Red Breast. If it's blue it's a bluebird. If it's green it's probably a green cockatoo. See, it's easy.

[Maha]

We had a pissed Tui here one night, it had been into the fermented Tangelos on the ground and it couldn't even walk, just sorta flaped around on it back.

[P38]

No not them either. Having observed some of said species up close I can report that their song usually increases in tempo until it hits a crescendo and then immediately wants to start again. It only becomes a nagging drone after the've been nesting in the same place for more than 4 years.

Yep thats them unfortunately.

[slofox]

Could be a chaffinch - they're annoying little buggers..always chaffing at everything...AND they go on and on and on...

[NighthawkNZ]

My cat says its just a sparrow... not worth the chase no meat on the bones

[slofox]

My cat says its just a sparrow... not worth the chase no meat on the bones

The cat would probably know at that...

[Reckless]

High pitched! Could be a chick (or several of them) screaming for food its hatching time ain't it? Look for a nest close by?
Or some angry mother crowing at a predatory cat?

Just a couple of ideas?

How are you at taking out families LOL!!!:baby:

[Trudes]

You have a Blue Tit.

[Ixion]

In this weather? Surely not. And why only one? What colour is the other one?

[Pussy]

You have a Blue Tit.

It's not THAT cold, Trudes.....

[Trudes]

Ok, a pair of Pink Tits. Best you run outside quick and check what colour your Tits are.

[Skyryder]

I think its a mature version of the Ormaknacker bird. The one with no legs and when it lands it makes this god awfull ormaknackers ormaknackers.

Continual landings are known to change the bird call to a tweet.


Skyryder

[Kevnz]

Thrush :doctor:

[Fooman]

I need some help identifying a bird. It's "song" goes like this:


er tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet



If it's fast and high pitched, and repeats every 30 seconds or so, may be a grey warbler. Tiny birds, about the size of a thumb. Been a few around here the past month or so.

Cheers,
FM

[koba]

Spur winged plover?

http://nzbirds.com/birds/spurwingedplover.html

[the mouse]

House For Sale ? LOL


My Father in-law shot a crowing rooster that had been most annoying for weeks with a 12 guage shotty. Was quite chuffed about that, until the next morning "cock a doodle do" again.LOL.

[Usarka]

High pitched! Could be a chick (or several of them) screaming for food its hatching time ain't it? Look for a nest close by?
Or some angry mother crowing at a predatory cat?

Just a couple of ideas?

How are you at taking out families LOL!!!:baby:

Collateral damage.

But nah it's quite loud and singular. Used to be at my previous place of residence about 3 years ago and the fucker's tracked me down...


Could be a chaffinch - they're annoying little buggers..always chaffing at everything...AND they go on and on and on...
Much to quick.


I think its a mature version of the Ormaknacker bird. The one with no legs and when it lands it makes this god awfull ormaknackers ormaknackers.

Continual landings are known to change the bird call to a tweet.


Skyryder
Huh?

Spur winged plover?

http://nzbirds.com/birds/spurwingedplover.html


Googled it and nah that sounds choice.

This bastard bird is like someone blowing the same note on a whistle five times in a row. :wacko:

[FJRider]

You have a Blue Tit.

what colour are yours ???? :devil2:

[koba]

Googled it and nah that sounds choice.

This bastard bird is like someone blowing the same note on a whistle five times in a row. :wacko:

There are two birds (and a few variations within that) by that name in the world, the New Zealand one (Vanellus miles novaehollandiae) kind of sounds like some bastard blowing on a whistle five times in a row. They aren't USUALLY out at night though.

[Owl]

You have a Blue Tit.

Stop being silly!:rolleyes: It makes a noise, therefore it's definitely a Hooter!

[coffeejunkie]

Fuck knows what it is but when you have dealt to the fucker can ya come sort out his cousin who lives in a tree out side my bedroom window...Drives me crazy:crazy::eek5:

[Naki Rat]

Spur winged plover?

http://nzbirds.com/birds/spurwingedplover.html

That would be my guess too. Noisey Aussie imports that screech repeatedly including at night.

[Usarka]

There are two birds (and a few variations within that) by that name in the world, the New Zealand one (Vanellus miles novaehollandiae) kind of sounds like some bastard blowing on a whistle five times in a row. They aren't USUALLY out at night though.

Is this the one you mean? (If so then it's too quick......)

http://birdsinbackyards.net/images/audio/vanellus-miles.mp3

[Maha]

Fuck knows what it is but when you have dealt to the fucker can ya come sort out his cousin who lives in a tree out side my bedroom window...Drives me crazy:crazy::eek5:

Does it go Bruuuuuuuuuu Bruuuuuuuuu?
If so, then its probably not a pigeon, more likely a Dodo...:niceone:

[coffeejunkie]

Does it go Bruuuuuuuuuu Bruuuuuuuuu?
If so, then its probably not a pigeon, more likely a Dodo...:niceone:

Dodo? well then it must be a MB member :killingme:killingme

[Maha]

Dodo? well then it must be a MB member :killingme:killingme

My Bad, I ment.....Cuckoo.

[coffeejunkie]

My Bad, I ment.....Cuckoo.

Cuckoo? well it is a MB memeber then....wish he wud fuck up when im trying to sleep:Pokey:

[koba]

Is this the one you mean? (If so then it's too quick......)

http://birdsinbackyards.net/images/audio/vanellus-miles.mp3

Thats them. If it is more annoying the a spur winged plover I feel very sorry for you!

[avgas]

I would name him George

[PeteJW]

I've got an air rifle but everytime I try to find the bastard he shuts up. So I need to shoot on sight.

There is the solution, make a cardboard cutout of you holding the gun :)

[Usarka]

There is the solution, make a cardboard cutout of you holding the gun :)

And wait for the cardboard armed offenders squad :lol:

[nudemetalz]

A cardboard Huey (the helicopter, not the duck) with miniguns would sort it out !!!

[Patrick]

I think its a mature version of the Ormaknacker bird. The one with no legs and when it lands it makes this god awfull ormaknackers ormaknackers.

Continual landings are known to change the bird call to a tweet.


Skyryder


Huh?

Clue - punch yerself in the nuts, and as above, say "ormaknackers ormaknackers...."

Continual landings turn it into a tweet? Or a twat...? (once the undercarriage has been torn off....)?

[jim.cox]

Can someone name this bird?

Yeah,

I can

Its a "Friggin' Annoyance"

[Foxzee]

Fuck knows what it is but when you have dealt to the fucker can ya come sort out his cousin who lives in a tree out side my bedroom window...Drives me crazy:crazy::eek5:

Why the fuck is Balzy up the tree...........LOL:jerry::jerry:

[coffeejunkie]

Why the fuck is Balzy up the tree...........LOL:jerry::jerry:

:killingme:killingme Fuck you crack me up

[Foxzee]

:killingme:killingme Fuck you crack me up

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[roadracingoldfart]

I need some help identifying a bird. It's "song" goes like this:


er tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet

Yep that's it. Say it exactly as it's read all in the same high pitch.

That monotonous monotone monosyllabilistic motherfucker is making me mad as hell. All hours of the night - tweet tweet tweet fucking tweet.

Learn a fucking song you stupid egg molesting son of a cowshit or you'll become air rifle fodder as soon as some bastard tells me what you look like.

Have you seen this bird? :Pokey:


Immature Tuis make that kind of call. They dont get a proper voice till they get a bit older and the mummy Tui teaches them to sing like a .... well like a Tui really.:whistle:

[awayatc]

Noisey Aussie imports that screech repeatedly including at night.

and their birds are just as bad.....

Tweetie?

[Maha]

and their birds are just as bad.....

Tweetie?

Aussie Birds are ok, until they open thier fucken mouths.....(Rodney Rude)

[wickle]

Stop being silly!:rolleyes: It makes a noise, therefore it's definitely a Hooter!
I thought Hooters usually came in pairs !

[awayatc]

awesome tree you must have in front of your bedroom window.......

[Trudes]

"Is it a good eating bird?"