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vifferman
10th December 2009, 17:50
... but you all knew that. :yes:

But (however!) what I really want to know is why has KiwiBiker got so shit in the last few weeks? Is it because I hardly never post on here since my boss got shitty at me "for spending too much time on your biker website" and my lovely wife got all shitty at me for doing the same thing at home occasionally?
WHY??!??!


Why ? :confused:

It's all Nick's Myth's fault, right?
roadracingoldfart
10th December 2009, 18:03
... but you all knew that. :yes:

But (however!) what I really want to know is why has KiwiBiker got so shit in the last few weeks? Is it because I hardly never post on here since my boss got shitty at me "for spending too much time on your biker website" and my lovely wife got all shitty at me for doing the same thing at home occasionally?
WHY??!??!


Why ? :confused:

It's all Nick's Myth's fault, right?



Hahhhhh, its cause your just a cock .......:msn-wink:
peasea
10th December 2009, 18:10
... but you all knew that. :yes:

But (however!) what I really want to know is why has KiwiBiker got so shit in the last few weeks? Is it because I hardly never post on here since my boss got shitty at me "for spending too much time on your biker website" and my lovely wife got all shitty at me for doing the same thing at home occasionally?
WHY??!??!


Why ? :confused:

It's all Nick's Myth's fault, right?

Tell your missus she's fat, so she goes out walking and presto! The house is yours for an hour or two.
Headbanger
10th December 2009, 18:16
You just do as your wife tells you to aye, And the rest of us will rock Kiwibiker.....
vifferman
10th December 2009, 18:18
Tell your missus she's fat, so she goes out walking and presto! The house is yours for an hour or two.

Don't need to do that. I just slothed around drinking Moa for a bit, and she got hungry and went foraging for food.

meanwhile, I haven't drinked enuff to dull the pain, so I expedited myself to the basement (braving the MutantTroglodyteSpawn) to see what fermented viticultural bevaerages I could discover therein. And lo! It cme to pass that was red wine aplenty, so I fetched some forth. Fifth even....
peasea
10th December 2009, 18:22
Don't need to do that. I just slothed around drinking Moa for a bit, and she got hungry and went foraging for food.

meanwhile, I haven't drinked enuff to dull the pain, so I expedited myself to the basement (braving the MutantTroglodyteSpawn) to see what fermented viticultural bevaerages I could discover therein. And lo! It cme to pass that was red wine aplenty, so I fetched some forth. Fifth even....

I can hear your love-call now;

"I'll be there in a minute darling, I'm not quite drunk enough yet!"

That's gotta work. (Tui ad.)
Swoop
10th December 2009, 18:29
Apparently it is "all John Key's fault"...:baby:

Edit: Fuck. I forgot about global taxing... Oops! I mean "warming".
Trudes
10th December 2009, 18:30
It's ok, some of us love cock.
merv
10th December 2009, 18:32
It's ok, some of us love cock.

:devil2::devil2::devil2::devil2::devil2:
Number One
10th December 2009, 18:54
ha ha yeah! Let's hear it for the cock!
vifferman
10th December 2009, 19:13
Right, the food's despatched, but my friggin glass is empty again. Soonaz I put the leftovers away for lunch tomorrer, I'd better slosh some more innit, innit?
Firstly, better see iffen the woman wants anything. (Just need to wait till she stops computering the FarceBoob, coz wimmin can't multitask, y'know....)
Tank
10th December 2009, 19:20
It's ok, some of us love cock.

Carver - that you?
Morcs
10th December 2009, 20:58
KB has been gay for a long time.

Ever since people like WINJA and thedover left :(
vifferman
10th December 2009, 21:12
Morcs is a cock.
merv
10th December 2009, 21:22
Crikey, KB is only what you make it, if you don't do much making then, you get what you gives., If you give gay, then its gay, if you don't it aint, simple huh! :rolleyes:
coffeejunkie
10th December 2009, 22:05
:finger: Women invented multitasking cockhead!

Is a "MultiTroglodyteSpawn" a kid?
Bass
11th December 2009, 07:26
Morcs is a cock.
Circumcised or au naturel?
vifferman
11th December 2009, 11:30
Morcs is a cock.


Circumcised or au naturel?
Uh.... circumvented, I think. :confused:
Bass
11th December 2009, 21:50
Uh.... circumvented, I think. :confused:
He sounds like a sprinkler nozzle then.
AllanB
11th December 2009, 22:16
It's ACC.

ACC is like a $1000 a night whore to KB. It has sucked all the goodness out of it.
Corse1
11th December 2009, 22:31
It's ACC.

ACC is like a $1000 a night whore to KB. It has sucked all the goodness out of it.

ACC my ass. youre all fucked up in your KB biker this and KB biker that....just like any other forum members that get to meet everyone in cyber space. Hell I went on a lone ride to Hamilton this week and not one other biker returned my KB biker wave :headbang:


Shit nah your'e all good