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musicman
17th December 2009, 20:14
So we all know Jeremy Clarkson doesn't like bikes, but... the ending is a little extreme! :lol:
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mikeey01
17th December 2009, 20:15
lol :rofl:

hedgier1
17th December 2009, 20:26
hahahahahahaha
good ol clarkson

roadracingoldfart
17th December 2009, 20:40
Now i know its not all his books and his wit on the tele, hes a pure comic after seeing that. Well done Jezza.:2thumbsup

scumdog
17th December 2009, 20:47
Only Clarkson could make an iron-head Sporty look like a GN250!!

(And where did he find an early 80's Sporty anyway??)

kb_SF1
17th December 2009, 20:50
tipical clarkson, brilliant:cool:

Molly
17th December 2009, 20:51
Shitty old Sportster. He looked like an ape fucking a football. BBC budget must be stretched if that's all they can afford to blow up.

erik
17th December 2009, 21:06
that was lame.:mellow::scratch:
Clarkson's often good, but not that time.

Headbanger
17th December 2009, 21:30
Heh, He can't ride at all.

I thought he was a man?

CrAzYMoFo
17th December 2009, 22:32
he just did the world a service

one less harley in it works for me :rofl:

Skyryder
17th December 2009, 22:39
Only a cager would do such a thing. Just confirms my dislike of the man.

Skyryder

mansell
17th December 2009, 22:42
Heh, He can't ride at all.

I thought he was a man?

Saw him do an amazing burnout on a cbr900 on a episode of top gear a couple of years ago. And it is a harley :zzzz:

Big Dave
18th December 2009, 00:43
Only Clarkson


Ya reckon.

Big Dave
18th December 2009, 00:51
\ And it is a harley :zzzz:

>> Honda CX500, Yamaha SRV250,Honda Magna<<

Irony is a good thing. :2thumbsup

crynsie
18th December 2009, 05:56
mmmmmmmmmm...hog roast....

Conquiztador
18th December 2009, 06:15
What a fackward. Clearly his mum did not allow him to ride.

He should have stayed on for the bang. Whimp!

Molly
18th December 2009, 06:31
Well, if you're really bothered you can write to him at:

Langness Lighthouse
Langness, Castletown,
Isle of Man

Or pop by on your Harley and wake up the family. The path runs right by his kitchen window and he's got an on-going dispute with local ramblers to re-route it away from his house. It's not going well. Still, lots of tax benefits so he can bang on about England's superiority whilst minimising his tax obligations towards it.

He's not been popular with bikers since he suggested people throw gravel on the bend outside their houses to slow them down.

SixPackBack
18th December 2009, 06:42
............Couldn't have picked a marque more befitting of 'the treatment':lol:

scumdog
18th December 2009, 10:40
............Couldn't have picked a marque more befitting of 'the treatment':lol:

Yup, any other brand and everybody would have just said "meh, big deal, so what?".

SPman
18th December 2009, 15:22
It's a Sportster fer crissakes! Probably an 883. MsT would have happily done that to the one she rode around Nevada/Arizona last year - talk about cramped!
mind you, she was happy enough to sit on 90mph across the desert, on it....

ManDownUnder
18th December 2009, 15:26
mmmmmmmmmm...hog roast....

needs Apple Sauce... anyone got an old Mac?

ManDownUnder
18th December 2009, 15:27
Yup, any other brand and everybody would have just said "meh, big deal, so what?".

whereas now everyone's going "Jesus - that looks like fun!"

Bet '80's Sportsters start showing up in little burned out piles all over the world now

Muppet
18th December 2009, 15:31
I thought the harley ran a lot better after it was blown up frankly!

NordieBoy
18th December 2009, 15:43
(And where did he find an early 80's Sporty anyway??)

Checked your shed lately?

scumdog
19th December 2009, 01:18
It's a Sportster fer crissakes! Probably an 883. MsT would have happily done that to the one she rode around Nevada/Arizona last year - talk about cramped!
mind you, she was happy enough to sit on 90mph across the desert, on it....

FFS, They didn't have 883cc iron Sportys.....they don't exist...I think...

Laava
19th December 2009, 07:00
Hope he follows that up by blowing up that hopelessly impractical GT40 that he bought.

cave weta
19th December 2009, 07:52
It may have had Clarkson in it.... but it looks like it was produced and edited by year 6 students.:zzzz:

Harleys have their place in the world- imagine if lawyers and accountants all rode other expensive bikes like Aprilias and RC8 KTMs! we wouldnt laugh- we would cry.

Big Dave
19th December 2009, 08:25
if lawyers and accountants all rode other expensive bikes like Aprilias and RC8 KTMs! we wouldnt laugh- we would cry.

Nice work on the blinkered stereotyping. :-)

Some of the most hopeless cases I know are professional folk who can't handle their 160hp sportsbikes.
Morris's coked up Daytona is RAT legend.

A H-D actually makes reasonably good sense for occasional riders.

cave weta
19th December 2009, 08:28
Nice work on the blinkered stereotyping. :-)

I admit it Dave - I need Councelling!:lol:

Big Dave
19th December 2009, 08:51
I need Councelling!:lol:


Dr Dave says 'the beatings will continue till morale improves'.

Bom Shanker.

jim.cox
19th December 2009, 09:20
tipical clarkson, brilliant:cool:

Typical Jezza? Yes

Brilliant? No - He can't ride - and its obvious from the video.

The Twat's a cager (shock) (horror)

dipshit
19th December 2009, 11:31
Clarkson on a scooter was way more funny...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGFESAjIRDo

NordieBoy
19th December 2009, 12:04
Brilliant? No - He can't ride - and its obvious from the video.

He had to learn quickly in Vietnam though.

NordieBoy
19th December 2009, 12:04
Hope he follows that up by blowing up that hopelessly impractical GT40 that he bought.

Got rid of that yonks ago.