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Storm

1st May 2005, 11:26

I'm with him, what a way for a bike to end its life. Tragically gasping for air as it it is simultaneously crushed and suffocated. I feel a moment of silence is in order

tl_tub

1st May 2005, 11:29

I think im going to throw up last nights nachos! :no:

BNZ

1st May 2005, 11:39

I think some bad rep is needed for posting that pic :puke:

Mencius

1st May 2005, 12:10

I think some bad rep is needed for posting that pic :puke:

Especially since he said it would be our little secret...... :killingme

Ang

Biff

1st May 2005, 12:12

I hope to hell that bike is fitted with a firmed up set of Ohlms :no:

Zapf

1st May 2005, 13:31

who need frame sliders aya! :killingme

1st May 2005, 13:46

And I thought I had weight issues!

scumdog

1st May 2005, 13:48

Things you see at airports :msn-wink:

idb

1st May 2005, 13:55

Things you see at airports :msn-wink:
That didn't come off the Police computer network did it? :Pokey:

Gixxer 4 ever

1st May 2005, 14:03

That didn't come off the Police computer network did it? :Pokey:
Was it that objectionable?.......Take em to the cleaners I say. :killingme :killingme :killingme
Better get out for that ride.

Hitcher

1st May 2005, 17:25

I hope to hell that bike is fitted with a firmed up set of Ohlms
Ohlins, you nong...

Biff

1st May 2005, 17:31

Ohlins, you nong...

I've never been so insulted in all my life - I think. What the freak it a nong, you arse biscuit!?

Storm

1st May 2005, 17:33

Ohlins, you nong...
Maybe Ohlms are the super heavy duty version of Ohlins ?

(Overly Heavy Load Mother Shocks) :D

Storm

1st May 2005, 17:35

I've never been so insulted in all my life - I think. What the freak it a nong, you arse biscuit!?

If you want a bite, misspell the "a" word:bleh: :devil2: :killingme

sAsLEX

1st May 2005, 17:40

google disagrees and came up with this
http://www.jimpruett.net/Ride%20Pics/Ass%20of%20biker%20babe.jpg

Slipstream

1st May 2005, 17:52

google disagrees and came up with this
http://www.jimpruett.net/Ride%20Pics/Ass%20of%20biker%20babe.jpg

You know ... I look at this picture and it's the weirdest thing...all I can think of is ... man thats a big fat back tyre? And I'm being completely serious...whats wrong with me :shit:

bear

1st May 2005, 17:53

That's a whole lotta lovin'!! (the first picture)

Biff

1st May 2005, 17:55

whats wrong with me :shit:

You're either:

a) 100% hetro (yeah - ok).
b) You have a rubber fetish.

Storm

1st May 2005, 18:15

You know ... I look at this picture and it's the weirdest thing...all I can think of is ... man thats a big fat back tyre? And I'm being completely serious...whats wrong with me :shit:
I think that too-is what you've got catching?

Mencius

1st May 2005, 18:24

I think that too-is what you've got catching?

*puts hand up*

Must be, I'm afflicted too.......

Ang

scumdog

1st May 2005, 18:30

That didn't come off the Police computer network did it? :Pokey:

You'll keep you Duke riding irritant!! :D :killingme

Waylander

1st May 2005, 19:07

google disagrees and came up with this

I think I got you beat with these. Damn that's a nice body.
http://www.americanasoftseats.com/FavBabePics/bb007.jpg

http://www.americanasoftseats.com/FavBabePics/bb1.jpg

Ixion

1st May 2005, 19:18

I think I got you beat with these. Damn that's a nice body.
http://www.americanasoftseats.com/FavBabePics/bb007.jpg

http://www.americanasoftseats.com/FavBabePics/bb1.jpg

It certainly is. The International Norton was always considered a real beauty. :innocent:

Oh. You did mean the Norton ? :whistle:

Slipstream

1st May 2005, 19:18

http://www.americanasoftseats.com/FavBabePics/bb1.jpg

Again, all I can think of is...man that bikini line is smooth...I wonder if it's air brushed?..... :mellow:

Slipstream

1st May 2005, 19:20

You're either:

a) 100% hetro (yeah - ok).
b) You have a rubber fetish.

Hmm rubber...nah not really :no:
100% hetro ... well I must be a little, I had kids....:yes:
.......
......
:devil2:
we'll see.....

Waylander

1st May 2005, 19:21

Have to add one more.Now obviously the chick is hot and the bike is cool as. Try to figure out what makes this one stand out to me in all the hundreds of others I have.

http://www.americanasoftseats.com/FavBabePics/bb12.bmp

Ixion

1st May 2005, 20:02

Have to add one more.Now obviously the chick is hot and the bike is cool as. Try to figure out what makes this one stand out to me in all the hundreds of others I have.

Uh [drags eyes away from pulchritude, and focuses mond. My God, what self control I have , I should get a medal for this]

Is that the flag of Texas she's kneeling on? And the Lone Star on the bra cup ?

[hurriedly goes back to perving]

Waylander

1st May 2005, 20:03

Uh [drags eyes away from pulchritude, and focuses mond. My God, what self control I have , I should get a medal for this]

Is that the flag of Texas she's kneeling on? And the Lone Star on the bra cup ?

[hurriedly goes back to perving]
Ding Ding. That would be it.:niceone:

idb

1st May 2005, 21:18

Well, the rigid rear end catches the attention...

scumdog

1st May 2005, 21:20

Well, the rigid rear end catches the attention...

I thought it was a softtail....

idb

1st May 2005, 21:33

I thought it was a softtail....
I guess I'll have to look a bit harder

Ixion

1st May 2005, 21:45

Well, the rigid rear end catches the attention...

It catches my attention in the form of a rigid front end !

scumdog

1st May 2005, 21:48

I guess I'll have to look a bit harder

I don't care how YOU look! It's what SHE looks like!! :D

SPORK

2nd May 2005, 17:39

Ding Ding. That would be it.:niceone:
So that's the sound of you wearing a suit of armour when you saw the picture?

Coyote

2nd May 2005, 17:45

Why aren't more threads like this?

John

2nd May 2005, 17:46

Isnt it scarey that this is like a huge bike for most people ZZR1100?, and her ass is as big as the entire thing! those things arent little.

Waylander

2nd May 2005, 17:55

So that's the sound of you wearing a suit of armour when you saw the picture?
What are you saying?

http://motorcyclephilippines.com/photopost/data/502/2188Biker_Babe_02.jpg
http://www-personal.engin.umich.edu/~saha/photos/pics/springbreak_96/biker-babe.jpeg

Waylander

2nd May 2005, 17:57

Teflon

2nd May 2005, 18:12

oh yeah shes cute

She could be really nice person, with a Beautiful personality.

Waylander

2nd May 2005, 18:14

Storm

2nd May 2005, 21:36

No bike involved in this one and just a warning for those who look at it. it might just be offensive to some women. If so I appoligize in advance but you have been warned.

Gods bless southern girls in daisy dukes!! (http://http://www.americanasoftseats.com/FavBabePics/bb11.bmp):niceone:
Well said that man. BY the way, I missed # 2000, so belated congrats for that :drinknsin :niceone: :ride:

Edit OI! the link dont take me to no southern belles!! :mad: What gives?

Waylander

2nd May 2005, 21:39

Well said that man. BY the way, I missed # 2000, so belated congrats for t :drinknsin :niceone: :ride: hat
It's in my "best little whore house in texas" thread. Didn't want to start a new one, no point. Anyway for those that wanted it here is the link.

http://www.americanasoftseats.com/babe_pics.htm

Enjoy.

NotaGoth

2nd May 2005, 21:54

o... m.... g........

now here i am wondering where my picture got dragged up from.

Waylander

2nd May 2005, 21:57

o... m.... g........

now here i am wondering where my picture got dragged up from.
Ok wich one is yours so we can all oogle it in awe.:msn-wink:

Biff

2nd May 2005, 21:58

o... m.... g........

now here i am wondering where my picture got dragged up from.

How u doin ?

NotaGoth

2nd May 2005, 22:02

Ok wich one is yours so we can all oogle it in awe.:msn-wink:

The first one. So oogle away :D

Waylander

2nd May 2005, 22:03

The first one. So oogle away :D
:whistle:
1234567890

NotaGoth

2nd May 2005, 22:03

How u doin ?

I'm :puke: <-- but otherwise okay. You? lol

NotaGoth

2nd May 2005, 22:09

:whistle:
1234567890

ok too much oogling

Biff

2nd May 2005, 22:16

I'm :puke: <-- but otherwise okay. You? lol

Fine. I'll come back later once you've cleaned that :puke: up.

Taxi ?

Storm

2nd May 2005, 22:20

Fine. I'll come back later once you've cleaned that :puke: up.

Taxi ?

You do have such a smooth, suave, style of chatting up the women dont you?

Is this as result of the pommie tupbringing ?

:bleh:

*edit noticed the mistaken spelling, went to correct it, then had second thoughts *

NotaGoth

2nd May 2005, 22:27

Good thing I'm 13.

Waylander

2nd May 2005, 22:28

Good thing I'm 13.
Uhh right. Think my bike is calling me.... Gotta go.

Biff

2nd May 2005, 22:29

Is this as result of the pommie tupbringing ?
:bleh:

No - just too many parties where ladies I've spoken to have vomited in my general direction. I try not to take it too personaly. But it kinds of gets to a man, you know what I mean?

Good thing I'm 13.

Haven't you ever been told we biker types should be avoided?

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

NotaGoth

2nd May 2005, 22:32

Uhh right. Think my bike is calling me.... Gotta go.

So gullible. lol

NotaGoth

2nd May 2005, 22:33

No - just too many parties where ladies I've spoken to have vomited in my general direction. I try not to take it too personaly. But it kinds of gets to a man, you know what I mean?

It's okay. I feel your pain. Guys tend to vomit in my direction. So I kind of know how it feels. lol

Waylander

2nd May 2005, 22:34

So gullible. lol
Yea right.
If I say anything more it will just make mee look bad so...

Biff

2nd May 2005, 22:38

So I kind of know how it feels. lol

Warm and gooey isn't it ?

NotaGoth

2nd May 2005, 22:42

Warm and gooey isn't it ?

Pretty.

Colourful.

Chunks.

Biff

2nd May 2005, 22:44

Pretty.

Colourful.

Chunks.

I don't feel very well. Has anyone seen my coat?

Storm

2nd May 2005, 23:15

Get a room you two, preferably the bathroom I think :whistle:

NotaGoth

2nd May 2005, 23:34

Get a room you two, preferably the bathroom I think :whistle:

He chucked on me.

RiderInBlack

3rd May 2005, 08:10

First thought this was TS's bike then realise his race no. is 38 and he doesn't have a Honda:whistle: :whocares: http://www.americanasoftseats.com/FavBabePics/1girlsbike-med.jpg

ManDownUnder

3rd May 2005, 08:22

whats wrong with me :shit:

you want the whole list or just the top 10?? LOL (kidding - I'M KIDDING!!!!!)

ManDownUnder

3rd May 2005, 08:25

http://www.americanasoftseats.com/FavBabePics/bb2.jpg
http://www.americanasoftseats.com/FavBabePics/bb3.jpg
http://www.americanasoftseats.com/FavBabePics/bb5.jpg
Should I keep going or just stop there and post the link?

at the risk of being completely out of step here... is it me or does the plastic pouty mouth and ultra fake pose put anyone else off too?
Sexy? No...
Posey... YES

erik

3rd May 2005, 10:12

at the risk of being completely out of step here... is it me or does the plastic pouty mouth and ultra fake pose put anyone else off too?
Sexy? No...
Posey... YES
Yep, and the bikes don't do much for me either. :mellow:

But each to their own, I guess.

Ghost Lemur

3rd May 2005, 11:41

Yep, and the bikes don't do much for me either. :mellow:

But each to their own, I guess.

Ditto

blah blah 10 yada yada

Waylander

3rd May 2005, 12:59

ManDownUnder

3rd May 2005, 13:22

That's cause you three ride sportbikes or toureres or wanna be sportbikes. Open your minds up a little, embrace the chopper revolution. The bikes are far better looking than anything china or japan will ever put out and they are different for each person.

errrr... no...

and I quote
"at the risk of being completely out of step here... is it me or does the plastic pouty mouth and ultra fake pose put anyone else off too?
Sexy? No...
Posey... YES"

don't recall any mention of any problems with any of the bikes... While they're not my style I do keep an open mind to them and find the work the guys do at West Coast Choppers quite amasing. I'd never buy one, but that's nt to say I don;t appreciate what they do.

*ding* "NEXT!"

Waylander

3rd May 2005, 13:34

errrr... no...

and I quote
"at the risk of being completely out of step here... is it me or does the plastic pouty mouth and ultra fake pose put anyone else off too?
Sexy? No...
Posey... YES"

don't recall any mention of any problems with any of the bikes... While they're not my style I do keep an open mind to them and find the work the guys do at West Coast Choppers quite amasing. I'd never buy one, but that's nt to say I don;t appreciate what they do.

*ding* "NEXT!"

Alright, alright. *scratches MDU off his list* but the other two...

Storm

3rd May 2005, 16:52

Alright, alright. *scrathces MDU off his list* but the other two...

Its lucky you can spell good England ay? :bleh:

Or is this another American word, this "scrathces" of yours? Sounds Greek

Waylander

3rd May 2005, 16:54

Its lucky you can spell good England ay? :bleh:

Or is this another American word, this "scrathces" of yours? Sounds Greek

Blah blah blah I fixed it so bugger off.

erik

3rd May 2005, 17:52

That's cause you three ride sportbikes or toureres or wanna be sportbikes. Open your minds up a little, embrace the chopper revolution. The bikes are far better looking than anything china or japan will ever put out and they are different for each person.
Alright, alright. *scratches MDU off his list* but the other two...

:D

I don't mean to bag the type of bike you like, it's just a matter of personal taste.

I used to think open-mindedness was good, but I've come to realise that to have an opinion, you have to be closed minded to an extent. Therefore I shall stick with my closed-mindedness for now. ;)

Waylander

3rd May 2005, 17:56

:D

I don't mean to bag the type of bike you like, it's just a matter of personal taste.

I used to think open-mindedness was good, but I've come to realise that to have an opinion, you have to be closed minded to an extent. Therefore I shall stick with my closed-mindedness for now. ;)
You're right, but being open minded about bikes means that you can like all kinds of bikes. Unless ofcourse it happens to be a GSXR....:puke:

(just for you WT)

Gremlin

4th May 2005, 17:33

you lot with your gixxers. I don't have one, but I reckon its one of those bikes that you have to own at least once.

Its completely unnecessary, but thats not the point. You gotta respect Suzuki for what they have achieved from an engineering point. But the styling is definitely going downhill at the moment.

:eek5: damn, now I've gone and pissed off both sides...

umm, down with cruisers??

Waylander

4th May 2005, 17:37

umm, down with cruisers??
Oi!! bugger off ya green monkey.

Gremlin

4th May 2005, 18:57

Oi!! bugger off ya green monkey.
yep, I really love your cruiser pic in your profile... :bleh: Seems like I can accomodate cruisers after all...

Waylander

4th May 2005, 19:01

yep, I really love your cruiser pic in your profile... :bleh: Seems like I can accomodate cruisers after all...
Yea, aint it cool?:Punk: