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kevfromcoro
19th December 2009, 22:08
A few months ago ,, the NZ police decided that they wanted my licence more than i did.....
So off to court i went....
Got a wee fine,, and a 6 month walk....
My job involse a lot of driving...
So i was a bit stuck.......
So off to OZ i go...
thought i could pull a swifty over here and get a licence..
Nup... cant.......
Bought a a pushbike.... but where i live is very hilly.. and it dont like going up hills.....
So i bought a pushbike with a motor in it..
1 and half horse power of brught power..
ported it out.. and run it on methanol.. goes a lot better..
just doesnt stop to good........
riding something slow isnt that bad accually

i have found.. 2 $10 notes... a cell phone...and a few screwdrivers and spanners...
just go to watch fast dogs... seem to enjoy chasing pushies.....

BTW.. anyone know what sort of motor this is
BiK3RChiK
20th December 2009, 06:43
That almost looks like something off our pocket bikes or off a scrub cutter... It'll be some cheap chinese thing almost certainly. Sucks to not have a license I bet...
Edbear
20th December 2009, 07:38
Not sure of the motor, but you better get a new tyre before you're pulled up for that, too... :lol:
scumdog
20th December 2009, 07:43
And something is not right with the top of your carby too...
Quasievil
20th December 2009, 07:48
you need a new rear tyre.:cool:
Qkkid
20th December 2009, 07:52
you need a new rear tyre.:cool:

:oi-grr:We are very concerned about those chicken strips Kev
YellowDog
20th December 2009, 07:53
I suspect it is also a 'Motrax' and you have the previous version to this one:

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Sports/Cycling/Other/auction-260175720.htm
crazyhorse
20th December 2009, 08:21
What a crack up :rofl:
The Everlasting
20th December 2009, 14:25
Hehe,top speed?
FJRider
20th December 2009, 14:35
Hehe,top speed?

Hopefully ... faster than a Doberman .... :yes:
JimO
20th December 2009, 14:45
Hopefully ... faster than a Doberman .... :yes:

you dont need to be faster than the doberman just faster than the guy beside you
The Everlasting
20th December 2009, 14:56
you dont need to be faster than the doberman just faster than the guy beside you



but if you can't outrun the doberman,you will surely get bitten or you may crash..?
jimichelle
20th December 2009, 15:00
you cant use anything motordriven on the road end of story
The Everlasting
20th December 2009, 15:02
^Well that's ended his plan then!!
scumdog
20th December 2009, 15:05
you cant use anything motordriven on the road end of story

He IS in Aussie - isn't he?

Maybe they have a different idea what constitutes a vehicle - but I doubt it!
nallac
20th December 2009, 15:08
you dont need to be faster than the doberman just faster than the guy beside you


but if you can't outrun the doberman,you will surely get bitten or you may crash..?

if ya faster than the slowest guy, who gettin bit?
MSTRS
20th December 2009, 15:16
you cant use anything motordriven on the road end of story

Shouldn't that read "You can't use anything that requires a licence to operate whilst on the road" ??
wbks
20th December 2009, 16:26
if ya faster than the slowest guy, who gettin bit?
its kind of sad that you needed to explain that one:blink:
kevfromcoro
20th December 2009, 18:57
you cant use anything motordriven on the road end of story

Well from what i have heard... i dont nead a licence to ride this thing on the road..

Before i shoot myself in the foot, i will go to the AU land transport website and check it out....
Have been passed by a lot of cops.. and they havent worried me yet.

Got chassed by a rotweiler this morning....
Basturd nearlly had me..
A bit of pedalling required.....

Shit will be as fit as after this lot is over.