How do I ask a girl out? [Archive] - Page 2

Foxzee

11th January 2010, 18:15

I asked a girl out once, she said "sure, I'd like that". We went outside, she beat the crap out of me..

Now I skip the small talk and go straight for the sex.

And she still beats things out of you................:yes::yes:

scumdog

11th January 2010, 18:21

If she says "I see you painted your horse" - you're in!:2thumbsup

Thani-B

11th January 2010, 18:24

I heard it was the other way around, aren't you a little too young for him ;) :p

Haha I had a boyfriend at the time but he just wouldn't give up. He likes saying it was him that turned me down, must need the ego boost.

mynameis

11th January 2010, 19:20

Haha I had a boyfriend at the time but he just wouldn't give up. He likes saying it was him that turned me down, must need the ego boost.

So now you're single and available he must be all over you :D or a tad bit bitter after the humble pie :clap:

cheese

11th January 2010, 19:20

Say to her, "can I smell your pussy?" and wait for the reply and then say "well it must be your feet then".

Thani-B

11th January 2010, 19:24

So now you're single and available he must be all over you :D or a tad bit bitter after the humble pie :clap:

Actually no I'm still with my boyfriend and he has just started dating one of my friends. Definitely no double dates on the horizon.

Foxzee

11th January 2010, 19:52

Actually no I'm still with my boyfriend and he has just started dating one of my friends. Definitely no double dates on the horizon.

OOOOOOOO who's his victim......

EDIT: You let him date one of your friends???????????....LOL:eek5:

mynameis

11th January 2010, 20:03

Haha I had a boyfriend at the time but he just wouldn't give up. He likes saying it was him that turned me down, must need the ego boost.

Actually no I'm still with my boyfriend and he has just started dating one of my friends. Definitely no double dates on the horizon.

I assume it's the same guy? Were you off for a little bit to try Raj out but didn't work :lol:

0o0oh...1st choice 2nd choice :D

Come one :hug: :kiss: :grouphug: and make up.

Thani-B

11th January 2010, 20:17

OOOOOOOO who's his victim......

EDIT: You let him date one of your friends???????????....LOL:eek5:

Well it's not my choice if she wants to date him, she knows what I think of him. And well she is on here, she's a learner, Haymaker.

I assume it's the same guy? Were you off for a little bit to try Raj out but didn't work :lol:

0o0oh...1st choice 2nd choice :D

Come one :hug: :kiss: :grouphug: and make up.

Well it wouldn't be proper english to say "Haha I have a boyfriend at the time..." so its had, and still have :)

"Try Raj" lol you make him sound like a piece of meat. No I didn't try Raj.

Ragingrob

11th January 2010, 20:20

LOL. This is awesome.

I don't think you really need to "ask" girls out, it will either happen or it won't. Unless you're doing the whole American style dating thing but that shit's fucked up.

Str8 Jacket

11th January 2010, 20:23

So Reido, have you fucked her yet?

Foxzee

11th January 2010, 20:31

LOL. This is awesome.

I don't think you really need to "ask" girls out, it will either happen or it won't. Unless you're doing the whole American style dating thing but that shit's fucked up.

The KB dating thing don't ya mean.....now that can be fucked up....LOL....:bleh::bleh:

Reido

11th January 2010, 20:31

So Reido, have you fucked her yet?

I cannot confirm or deny that ;) :innocent:

mynameis

11th January 2010, 20:35

Well it's not my choice if she wants to date him, she knows what I think of him. And well she is on here, she's a learner, Haymaker.

Well it wouldn't be proper english to say "Haha I have a boyfriend at the time..." so its had, and still have :)

"Try Raj" lol you make him sound like a piece of meat. No I didn't try Raj.

LOl @ username. Ambiguity. Had a could also mean used to have.

LOl if Raj was meat what would he be? :lol:

So Reido, have you fucked her yet?

:shit: that's no question for a woman to ask :lol:

Thani-B

11th January 2010, 20:46

LOl @ username. Ambiguity. Had a could also mean used to have.

LOl if Raj was meat what would he be? :lol:

Ah yes well I was with him and still am quite happily.

Something I don't like, so I'll go with duck, not a fan of duck.

mynameis

11th January 2010, 20:48

Ah yes well I was with him and still am quite happily.

Something I don't like, so I'll go with duck, not a fan of duck.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::r ofl::rofl:

gatch

11th January 2010, 20:52

And she still beats things out of you................:yes::yes:

Yes, but this way its much more err 'productive'.

Foxzee

11th January 2010, 20:59

Yes, but this way its much more err 'productive'.

As long as you have pesticide to counter act the fertiliser you've on a winner......LOL:rofl::rofl:

gatch

11th January 2010, 21:22

As long as you have pesticide to counter act the fertilizer you've on a winner......LOL:rofl::rofl:

LOL.

Yeah this is powerful stuff.. Should only be handled by an experienced practitioner.

bittertwistedcute

23rd January 2010, 12:10

Originally Posted by carver
how do you ask a guy out?

You touch him on the penis

(http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=1129582101&postcount=171)

niiiiiiiice

scracha

24th January 2010, 11:31

Originally Posted by carver
how do you ask a guy out?

niiiiiiiice

How'd you guarantee a 2nd date?

bittertwistedcute

24th January 2010, 15:54

How'd you guarantee a 2nd date?

bring beer??

Foxzee

24th January 2010, 17:15

How'd you guarantee a 2nd date?

bring beer??

and a dummy......:laugh:

carver

24th January 2010, 20:23

date rape drugs

Pussy

24th January 2010, 20:26

date rape drugs
You don't even like girls.... move along, please

Autech

24th January 2010, 20:44

How'd you guarantee a 2nd date?

Abduct her and keep her locked up, eventually she'll get stockholm syndrome and you'll be set for life

Foxzee

25th January 2010, 10:09

Abduct her and keep her locked up, eventually she'll get stockholm syndrome and you'll be set for life

And this has worked well for you then????:laugh:

carver

25th January 2010, 18:29

And this has worked well for you then????:laugh:

he rides a hyodung for goodness sake

Foxzee

25th January 2010, 18:39

he rides a hyodung for goodness sake

LOL......so that's a fail then????

Autech

25th January 2010, 20:55

LOL......so that's a fail then????

Not at all, hasn't failed me yet.

And of course I haven't tried it as I'm incredibly bad looking and need a GSXR600 to attract girls....... Lol

carver

26th January 2010, 04:24

Not at all, hasn't failed me yet.

And of course I haven't tried it as I'm incredibly bad looking and need a GSXR600 to attract girls....... Lol

do you?

that sucks for you, il let ya buy my one if you want.

I pull guys on my DR650

Autech

26th January 2010, 11:56

do you?

that sucks for you, il let ya buy my one if you want.

I pull guys on my DR650

Hmmm, did someone miss my dig?

Ohk, don't let me see you on it then I may just get a wet spot

Foxzee

26th January 2010, 16:53

Hmmm, did someone miss my dig?

No we got the part that you were incredibly bad looking......LOL

Foxzee

26th January 2010, 16:57

I pull guys on my DR650

Ok stop with the tugging:shit:.....they must really like the bike...............lmao!!!!!!:laugh:

carver

26th January 2010, 20:42

Hmmm, did someone miss my dig?

Ohk, don't let me see you on it then I may just get a wet spot

i dont mind if i can take you for a quick spin

Ok stop with the tugging:shit:.....they must really like the bike...............lmao!!!!!!:laugh:

it pulls well