Scooter Twat

[Fatt Max]

Unbelievable…

Now, I don’t have a problem with scooterists (is that right..??) as my fantastic missus is one, but this particular twat….

In the company cage pissing around in town in today’s great sunshine, wishing I was on me bike, but anyway…

At the lights on Custom Street when I hear a thud in the back of my car. Look behind me and there is some guy on a scooter who has just gone up the back of my car. No damage I’m picking, would have done him more harm than me.

Then, he scoots around the car, comes up alongside my drivers side and……THWACK….hits the wing mirror.

“Oi,” I says, “take it easy mate” to which he muttered some kind of expletive regarding my mothers relationship with an African goat herder or something (which is a lie, the goat herder was from Iran, but who’s counting).

“Go get yourself fucked mate” was my reply and then I noticed the blokes footwear, or lack of it…check it out.

Yes my dears, this twat was hooning around Auckland CBD on a beaten up old Vespa banging into cars wearing a pair of worn out jandals…what a complete dickhead…plays right into the hands of people who want all two wheeled motorised transport off the road.

Lights went green straight after and he took off, just missing another car…..dickhead…

Managed to snap him on my cellphone, check his protective footwear…in fact, looks like the bloke was wearing high heels but they are jandals my lovelies...

[Hiflyer]

That intersection is deceptivly narrow though, but I've never hit a wing mirror :innocent: :rofl:

[R6_kid]

Should have got out and pushed him off.

[Fatt Max]

That intersection is deceptivly narrow though, but I've never hit a wing mirror :innocent: :rofl:

I think this situation is more down to the riding skills of this particular dude, which I would liken to, for example, myself trying to perform an figure skating routine

[Hiflyer]

I think this situation is more down to the riding skills of this particular dude, which I would liken to, for example, myself trying to perform an figure skating routine

Yea I admit you've gotta be pretty distacted or completely blind to hit the back of a car infront of you...

EDIT - using your phone while driving. tisk tisk

[wbks]

Fattmax, I've been here all my life and I haven't had nearly as many entertaining scenarios on the roads...

[Fatt Max]

EDIT - using your phone while driving. tisk tisk

Yep, fair cop mate. I was stationary at a red light blah blah blah, but I accept that one.

Mind you, I did have to put my beer down to take the picture which meant I dropped the big joint I had just rolled into may lap spilling it onto the line of coke I had just chopped which is all over the floor now, I had to get the three hookers in tha back to use the stolen vaccum cleaner to clean it up.

cut me some slack occifer....

Tell you what, I'll take it on all of my chins, how about that..!:eek5:

[Hiflyer]

Dam, all your chins! or you could say you were a passenger in a lefty drive

[Insanity_rules]

Good old island safety boots! Nice. What a twat he was??? Couldn't stop in time and its your fault??? I'd have shoved that vespa so far up his backside!

[Fatt Max]

Fattmax, I've been here all my life and I haven't had nearly as many entertaining scenarios on the roads...

Put on some weight, get yourself a bad methane emmitting habit and support Tottenham....

Did you do eet...

Now we wait........

[Tink]

Good old island safety boots! Nice. What a twat he was??? Couldn't stop in time and its your fault??? I'd have shoved that vespa so far up his backside!

Not quite my thoughts, but not far off...anybody that can't see past their nose...and then blames the car in front needs a right ear full!

[wbks]

Put on some weight, get yourself a bad methane emmitting habit and support Tottenham....

Did you do eet...

Now we wait........Now there's a new years resolution!

[Dean]

Put on some weight
Did you do eet.

I think wbks is a 'little' head of the class in that department teheee:innocent: jj.

[slofox]

Not quite in the same class, Max, but I saw a young lassie on a scooter last week, with her DOG sitting between her feet on the scoot...they stopped up by the park and she took the dog for a run around...dog seemed quite happy on the scoot...actually, come to think of it, the dog could prolly ride better than your man...

[wbks]

I think wbks is a 'little' head of the class in that department teheee:innocent: jj.oh you're funny... When are you coming to corro so you can school me on your zeal, funny guy?:stoogie:


Not quite in the same class, Max, but I saw a young lassie on a scooter last week, with her DOG sitting between her feet on the scoot...they stopped up by the park and she took the dog for a run around...dog seemed quite happy on the scoot...actually, come to think of it, the dog could prolly ride better than your man...lol, it's like the kiwi version of the aussie dude with a sheep on the bike

[Dean]

oh you're funny... When are you coming to corro so you can school me on your zeal, funny guy?:stoogie:


I was pulling ya leg.
Coro? costs too much for petrol to do the loop, just paid a grand at mechanics...well parents did:Oops:

[wbks]

I was pulling ya leg.
Coro? costs too much for petrol to do the loop, just paid a grand at mechanics...well parents did:Oops:I was only kidding, too. All this shittalking we need to actually go for a ride or something tho

[AllanB]

Scooter Twat your title says.

[mattian]

Did you get out of the car and check if there was any damage? that would have been my first reaction.

[OutForADuck]

whenever-I see a post like this l think "oh shit" because I Ride a scooter and likea complete twat. but I think that this one is about just being a twaTT.- not so much what he was riding

[MisterD]

Scooter Twat your title says.

Geez, don't let Dave Lobster see that...a two-tone SX with metallic purple it'll damn near give him aneurysm.

[Fatt Max]

Did you get out of the car and check if there was any damage? that would have been my first reaction.

Yes, it should have been, but I was stuck in the middle lane of a crowded Customs Street and the lights went green. Twat sped off and I had to move.

You are right though, should have done that.

No damage to the car as far as I can see though.

Geezer is a twat though.......:scooter: