Christmas story KB style

[Big Dan]

With it been Xmas eve i thought this would be cool to make up a KB xmas story.
You can only say one sentence i'll start us off

It was the night before christmas and all thru KB...

[Tank]

no one was trolling, not even a

[Grasshopperus]

Dean;

The forums were hung from the internet with care,

[nallac]

cause he was blatantly queer,

[peasea]

and fingering the deer

[allycatz]

all ready for Santa

[nallac]

to come all over,

[peasea]

the children of the world

[allycatz]

who gazed in wonder

[nallac]

at how small

[allycatz]

Santa's sacks were

[peasea]

In comparison to Blitzen's

[nallac]

who was extremly well

[Ronin]

behaved. Meanwhile

[peasea]

after swallowing a cunning linctus

[allycatz]

offered by the elves

[peasea]

who were Santa's sex slaves because

[scissorhands]

Santas North Pole was really a hot steamy

[allycatz]

they had no knome to go to

[peasea]

they had no knome to go to

to polish their tiny domes

[allycatz]

where they hung their tinsel

[peasea]

where they hung their tinsel

which was miles away from where Gretel hung Hansel

[Tank]

The Dangerous Bastards were out in force

[hayd3n]

which was miles away from where Gretel hung Hansel

in-between his garter

[allycatz]

in her red stocking

[2wheeldrifter]

Lay and wait an

[peasea]

wrapping presents so special even the goblins wouldn't look, so that kiddies everywhere could.......

[Big Dan]

Side note about the story when i get back from my holiday in 2 weeks i'll put the whole story together and post up on here

back to story

[allycatz]

wrapping presents so special even the goblins wouldn't look, so that kiddies everywhere could.......

wake up and say....

[Big Dan]

It's xmas time , and

[peasea]

I want my fucking present, Santa, you tight-fisted homo.....

[kevfromcoro]

wrapping presents so special even the goblins wouldn't look, so that kiddies everywhere could.......

look in ore .. at what they saw... but santa couldnt look.. because he got on the piss... and hes a bit crook

[allycatz]

I want my fucking present, Santa, you tight-fisted homo.....

and parents could tape it and replay in slow-mo

[Big Dan]

And watch paul henry and Susan Boyle ...

[TOTO]

All kids gathered around santa

[allycatz]

All kids gathered around santa

whilst slurping their Fanta

[peasea]

while smoking great wads of the finest hash oil

[Oakie]

and getting their jollies looking at naked pictures of Mrs Claus on the 'net.

[allycatz]

while smoking great wads of the finest hash oil


Not too much, or lunch they would spoil,,,

[peasea]

Not too much, or lunch they would spoil,,,

coz Santa's sammies, they said, taste like tin foil.........

[allycatz]

coz Santa's sammies, they said, taste like tin foil.........

Oh how mean after Mrs' Claus toil....

[peasea]

Oh how mean after Mrs' Claus toil....

It matters not, to the cow on the pole

The little kid's presents were just what she stole.......

[allycatz]

It matters not, to the cow on the pole

The little kid's presents were just what she stole.......

To make money on Trade Me was her Boxing Day goal

[Maha]

To make money on Trade Me was her Boxing Day goal

Then she ripped off her clothes and swung from a pole.

[allycatz]

Then she ripped off her clothes and swung from a pole.

Was easier dancing than a life on the dole....

[Brett]

'Cause 12 kids, none under control, can steal you a lot of stuff au

[Maha]

Was easier dancing than a life on the dole....

Santa yelled ''Mary! Rudolph is late''.....

[Grasshopperus]

But all was not well in tinsel town, the reindeer strike was a big let-down,

[allycatz]

Santa yelled ''Mary! Rudolph is late''.....

Mary yelled back...did ya leave open the gate?

[Maha]

Mary yelled back...did ya leave open the gate?

Santas backyard was in a terrible state..

[allycatz]

Santas backyard was in a terrible state..

From Rudolph and Vixen trying to mate...

[cc rider]

Then she ripped off her clothes and swung from a pole.....the elves in the front, all yelling Ho! Ho! Ho!

[cc rider]

sorry broke out in a poem....put me on the nordy list :buggerd:

Santas backyard was in a terrible state..
From Rudolph and Vixen trying to mate...
they trampled the flowers
they ruined the roses
they mounted for hours
til we sprayed them wif hoses

they cum all through the frontyard
they cum all through the back
but not nearly as much
as whad's in Santa large sac

[peasea]

and the funny thing was, Santa was black!

[sinfull]

Santas sack black ? Surley no, you guys are on

[2wheeldrifter]

and the funny thing was, Santa was black!


and with that, could it be the end of Christmas if Santa is Black?

[one fast tl1ooo]

hell no, Santa"s not black, he give's more that he take's back

[Big Dan]

Santa steared at "one fast tl1000"'s avater ...

[crazyhorse]

Never before had he seen such fine
jugglies bouncing on-line

[MIXONE]

A set of titties looking ever so fine

[mattian]

Then mattian chimed in, "look but don't touch! those nipples are mine"

[piston broke]

the ginga cop said "and i'll give you a fine"

[EJK]

"Put it on my tap you fucker!" I gently replied

[98tls]

He replied "we dont do taps"

[nallac]

so bend over and get ready for a right old.....

[98tls]

Insert,yes Sir we do Inserts.

[crazyhorse]

Would that be inserts for Stirts?

[cc rider]

Insert,yes Sir we do Inserts.And santa knew by his smile, that a f#*t job hurts....

[98tls]

and so Santa from that day forth carried a supply of Heli-coils,always.

[cc rider]

Never before had he seen such fine
jugglies bouncing on-line....and for my christmas wish, I wish them jigglies were mine....

[Laava]

...and lo, so it became that the jiggly inserts were squeezed into a tight pair of leather pants whereupon they squeaked and rustled for evermore!

[cc rider]

...and lo, so it became that the jiggly inserts were squeezed into a tight pair of leather pants whereupon they squeaked and rustled for evermore!...and so upon xmas, now all tucked out of sight, two firm little buns, of yummy sugar delight.