What's your most drunken embarrassing moment?

[woodybee]

Dudes and Dudess's let hear it.

Tis the season to be jolly or rather over jollied!!

God I have so many horrible vivid ever lasting moments, but one that sticks out, which I reiterated to Scumdog was the first time I met a new boyfriends mother. We went to a big 21st party and I was due to stop at his......I went home totally bolloxed as was he,and met the Mum!!!!!I shook her hand, was about to say "How are you" when I felt a bit queasy, and at the same time, myother hand went involuntarily up to my mouth to shield the yuk that was coming out of stomach at 600mph....even with my clasped tight little pinkies, it burst through.....mortified.....I shall probably post a few more on this thread.......

Be Brave KB'ers let it rip what have you done and felt embarraseed about whilst pissed as a fart?

:apint::thud::drinkup::apumpin::yeah::puke::thud:

[slofox]

Oh hell, where to start..? There are more than enough to write several books...

One that springs to mind is going for a piss in someone's house and peeing into a toilet that wasn't actually hooked up to the system yet...then very quickly sneaking away so nobody would know it was me...

Or spewing all over the back seat of someone else's car...and then just sitting there in the puddle until discovered later...

[kevfromcoro]

This is a true story..
didnt happen to me... was a mate of mine..

Got up in the middle of the night... still pissed
went to go to the dunny....
opened the fridge and the light came on.
thought he was out the back door
and pissed all through the fridge

[slofox]

didnt happen to me... was a mate of mine..



A likely story!

[slofox]

This is a true story..
didnt happen to me... was a mate of mine..

Got up in the middle of the night... still pissed
went to go to the dunny....
opened the fridge and the light came on.
thought he was out the back door
and pissed all through the fridge

One of my cousins is reputed to have stood on the end of the bed and pissed over the footboard...according to his brother anyway...

[tri boy]

Throwing up onto the girl i was trying to chat up, but didn't care at the time because I was pissed on 1/2doz green meanies.
Ah, sweet teenage memories. Now 1/2doz beers, and I'm tucked up in bed:sleep:

[gatch]

The most embarrassing of mine would probably see me laughed off the face of the internet.. So here's a tame one..

Got pretty pissed as you do at 17, was helped upstairs by my mates and even pushed into a bed and shoes removed ( to stop the prank monkeys inciting the "fell asleep with shoes on" law ), was giving a bowl and water with the strict instructions, spew then put the bowl on the floor.

Well I spewed alright, alot, didn't spill a single drop, until I fell asleep and tipped the bowl all through the bed, being a warm night it stunk the place up good and evacuated the second floor of the house..

[FJRider]

I dont want to remember ... :innocent:

[Elysium]

Don't know really, I was too drunk to remeber.

[Madmax]

im not telling

[rainman]

Karaoke.

That is all.

[Gareth123]

I got smashed one new years out at Leigh camp in Loburn, just north of Rangiora.

As the place had a 4wd track next door I thought it would be a good idea to ride home and get my dirt bike and ride back. (Only 5 km) Needless to say I got told off good and proper for that!

That wasn't the end though. Later on in the night I was talking to this moari woman who was drinking from a bottle of wine. I quite like a nice drop so I asked if I could try it. Was "apparently" told by a mate that she was married, had 2 kids and was ugly as fuck. I maintain I never knew.
We went back to my tent where the same mate rescued me about half an hour later. Her maori husband was a big brick shit house of a man and he was asleep in a tent with their 2 kids about 10m away. I made a very early escape and endured 9 months of "What happens if her baby turns out white?" jokes.

I didn't drink for 2 years after that!

[Gareth123]

Luckily there was no baby!:dodge:

[Headbanger]

Went to the wife's work shout,it was held at local bar (in Brisbane). I spent a couple hours getting shitfaced on shots and topshelf, I enquired how much tab was left, $800, So I shouted the entire bar jugs of Sambuca, Then when the company staff realized I had blown the entire tab on strangers the management were informed and a delegation were formed to come have a chat with me.

I was sitting at the bar with half a jug of Sambucq, Munted like fuck and expecting them.

So, when they had me up about it I told them they were pack of cunts, That the shit going on at work towards my wife was the ultimate disrespect, and that each and everyone of them were in line for a severe beating, and because I was good cunt, They could decide if it was to be one by one, pairs, or all together.

None were keen, In fact they retreated when I advanced.

Half an hour later I wandered outside, Spewed everywhere and went to sleep in the garden.

Didn't remember any of it, I knew something had happened as the wife flat out refused to even talk to me for a week.

Tryhard fuckin Aussies, My only regret is I didn't go with my first plan, which was to visit the work place and crack a few skulls.

[gwigs]

Woke up with this young lady...Fuck whats her name ????...... Think fast Lad before she wakes up .Then I saw the Birthday cards, it seems it was her party.....birthday cards on the dresser....Denise....Yes!!! ....
.I remember bits of the evening before It was a fancy dress party 1930,s I can remember going on about the Charleston and other crap that I knew about the 30,s ,then I remember waking up next to her.... then I spent New Years with her.....I had a great time I know I did, because our clothes were on the floor the next morning and the half smoked joints and empty bottles were enough evidence to convince me I had a great time:devil2:...Bollocks never seems to happen to me these days..is it cause I,m 53 ?
This happened this time of year 1983....Fuck where did the time go?I used to have 3 ladies on the go at once,now I cant get a date ...must be Karma..Merry Xmas and Happy New Year....And if you are Muslim have a Happy Ordinary Day.

[ManDownUnder]

band camp... apparently there was a band camp...

[Ratti]

once upon a time in a galaxy far far away....

woke up from heavy drinking session with man on top doin' th' Wild thing...
run hands over body, try to remember who had been at session that night and fit the body to a name...

decide it was...er...Mr X


oops got that one wrong!

still dont know why he was offended.

Must add that I am now a respectable redheaded middleaged Mama and widow, so dont do the affore mentioned stupid shit anymore.

Those were the days....

[StoneY]

Delivering parcels for Fliway Transport back in my truckie days, was on Metro shift at the time

This upmarket furnishings and art shop on Thorndon Quay, walked in the double glass doors (which are pegged open I will have you note) and proceed to counter to get shop girls signature

Parcel checked, CONNOTE signed, all good, back to truck

in hurry, walking quite fast, head down looking at feet (god knows why) and some fucker punches me out!!!! KO'd, on my back, starfish!

Wake up, little tiny shop girl looking down in concern, here is me thinking 'ex Karate type, and this chick just wiped me out with one hit...WTF did she do it for?'

No hit at all...she had just closed the bloody glass doors to stop a breeze...I had concussion and a shiner that Shane cameron would have been proud of, took 8 weeks to fade.

Ah.....but im fine...im fine...im fine... no permanent permenenet permanenet damameges ive noticed at all all all :doctor:


(sadly, true story, but my work mates were convinced I had given the shop chick lip and been nailed LOL)

[MadDuck]

Most embarassing.....being run over leaving the Munich Beerfest. Didnt see the car and I bounced across the road right in front of all my mates getting on the bus.

I couldnt stop laughing and the chain reaction of laughter continued whilst some very unhappy German was giving me a rather loud bollocking that I didnt understand one bit :apint:

[Mikkel]

I cried... once.

...but then the host brought another bottle of scotch.

[allycatz]

Totally starkers chundering in mates toilet after numerous bottles of wine....was too drunk to notice toilet had two doors/entrances. Friends flatmate and all his buddies came home and I was the first thing they saw when they came in :Oops:

[scumdog]

I don't have 'embarrassing moments".:oi-grr:

They're just 'experiences'....:whistle:

[coffeejunkie]

Coruba Rum:sick:......

The night i met BalzyBuell.....Got falling down drunk....Woke the next morning to find i was on the couch, With no blanket, Still fully dressed with a fuck load of chunks in my hair and a rank as vomit smell in the flat,

Turns out the flatties heard me chunder took the blankets and dumped them in the shower......

Fucked up thing is that was 18 years ago and Balzy's still here:2thumbsup

[Genie]

Oh where to start....the numerous times I've done the drink and dial....

or perhaps the get drunk fall over....
yes, 2007, Christmas party night, what fun.
Home nice and safe. Must just have a pee, will do so outside so as not to awaken the family.
hmmm, nice wee pee, time to stand up...ooops. Face plant. Unconscious.
Wake and spit out the gravel. Stagger inside with my jeans draggin behind me, face feels sticky!
Son comes to see what all the noise is (he's 20), I've got blood runing from my skinless face and he thinks I've been beaten up! lol, I did it to myself. Had awesome black eye and face has healed with only the tiniest of scars.

[ynot slow]

There is a dairy on Glover Rd in Hawera next to Action Suzuki,one night after several beers decided to have a piss in the pond by the dairy,half way through a cop car comes round Princes St and I did my best stone impression with liquid leaving my body,phew.

And after a night of shots and beer along with having chemo infused into bloodstream,had to get taxi home as my feet and legs were pissed(was 600mts to home),chundering in bog,then in bed and oh oh,change sheets and do it again,by this time novelty wearing off,next change of clothes and sheets and given huge bucket and was ok.

[Mikkel]

Coruba Rum:sick:......

That's indeed embarrassing.

What some people will do to themselves :rolleyes:

[coffeejunkie]

That's indeed embarrassing.

What some people will do to themselves :rolleyes:

What's even more embarrassing is the fact that now and then i go back there(before the chucks) just to remind myself why i don't do it more often:lol:

[Subike]

hitting on my sons mother in law!! :girlfight:

[Headbanger]

I remember back when I first hooked up with the wife, Taking her out to parties, Mingling with all the lads, I was trying to act all straight rather then the drunken bastard that's at my core.

Anyhow, While I was hovering around the (future) wife one of my best mates came up to me, Declared loudly there was a bogey on my face and my Mrs was giving me shit about it behind my back and laughing at me, "Bogey?,says I, wheres this fuckin bogey?" Here it is he says and smears his snot on my face with his finger, I get upset and start to mouth off, He's laughing madly, shoves me backwards I go arse over tit over a chair which rolls over with me.

As I stand the entire room is laughing, Including the (future) wife......

[KiwiPhoenix]

One christmas, I was about 20 years old and my parents were having a party, I got very drunk. My mum realised that I was so drunk that I couldn't even get to bed, so she helped put me to bed but I then realised that I was wanting to throw-up. I grabbed the nearest thing, a clear plastic bag, so I barfed in that and then happened to hand it to the nearest person, who at that point was a guy my sister fancied!! He looked at the bag and duly took it away, needless to say that he and my sister never did get together!!

[YellowDog]

It's the friend you meet 2 weeks later for a coffee and he asks you if you want to see the photos?

Girls look heaps more attractive when you are pissed.

I am sure that the same can be said for men.

[Gareth51]

Getting legless and leaving my two front teeth on the pavement in Cardiff after watching the ABs beat Wales in '74

[KiWiP]

Walking into a Beer Kellar in Munich, Germany and waking up on a park bench in Vienna, Austria. No knowledge of what happened in between. Shame really because judging by all the photos I got developed I had a really good time :2thumbsup:
Still had my rucksack though so that was a bonus.

[98tls]

Way back when a young fella i woke up the morning after with a head bangin hangover made worse by the sight of someone i shouldnt have woken up beside zzzzzzzz away beside me,thinking "fuck me you got some explaining to do" i made my way to the loo not seeing the 4-5 people having a coffee in the lounge so not being to bothered about being nekkid:oi-grr:na that wasnt the embarrasing part,getting to the end of the lounge i kick the door open and proceed to have a slash,immediately knowing something was wrong:(for a mili-second i thought:beer:na fuck it move on:lol:next milisecond i glance down to see (well its titled the most embarrasing) a fucking condom expanding as it filled then :argh::argh:away it went followed by a very loud WTF from me.Bad enough it would happen behind closed doors but with a lounge full of onlookers:mad:Took a long time before at every party i went to one mate or another wouldnt mention it.

[Gareth51]

Most embarassing.....being run over leaving the Munich Beerfest. Didnt see the car and I bounced across the road right in front of all my mates getting on the bus.

I couldnt stop laughing and the chain reaction of laughter continued whilst some very unhappy German was giving me a rather loud bollocking that I didnt understand one bit :apint:


Getting bollocking from a German security guard behind the HB beer tent for letting some American chick rape me

[allycatz]

Getting legless and leaving my two front teeth on the pavement in Cardiff after watching the ABs beat Wales in '74

Ha ha I broke my two front teeth last xmas after a few wines...wouldnt go back to work until the dentist fixed them

[MadDuck]

letting some American chick rape me

Lucky you :cool:

[FJRider]

Lucky you :cool:

we haven't seen the chick .... :whistle:

[98tls]

we haven't seen the chick .... :whistle: Possibly this guys Mrs.whilst he was out doin his thang.

[Gareth51]

we haven't seen the chick .... :whistle:

Long story,.. and she wasn't bad looking as well

[kevfromcoro]

Ha ha I broke my two front teeth last xmas after a few wines...wouldnt go back to work until the dentist fixed them

i have flushed 2 sets down the dunny..

Gets a bit expensive.....

[Brian d marge]

last night I emailed me old man and told him I loved him...:2thumbsup

trust me I'm from an English family ,,,feelings aren't spoken of , even in the midst of certain death :oi-grr:

In our family we have a cup of tea and get a bit miffed :(

The world as I know it has suddenly screeched to a halt


FAAAAAARK

Stephen

[scumdog]

Possibly this guys Mrs.whilst he was out doin his thang.

Hey, THAT has potential - and I wouldn't be embarrassed riding it!:cool::lol:

[Brian d marge]

I just drew this one for the occasion

Stephen

called passed out

[marty]

having a few tequilas when i finished my apprentiship. thought doing a burnout in the hangar would be a good idea. did a couple of laps up and down the runway to warm up the Falcon - didn't realise it was 0900am (we were night shift workers so started on the piss after work at about 0500am) and the airport was open.

big donut and burnout in the hangar - fire dept turned up thinking it was on fire. crashed into the hangar wall (the dent is still there!) and didn't get my final pay until i had cleaned all skid marks and rubber up.

16 years later, when being interviewed for a job back there, that incident was bought up.........

then there was 14 years of shennanagins on (and around) the 3rd floor at Bridge St :)

[AllanB]

Not telling mine, but it involved red wine and lots of washing the next morning. :oi-grr:

However, one of the worst drunk stories I have heard over the years.

It's about a young lady whom someone close to me worked with years back. This young thing would often get pissed and take a lad home from the pub. She was very drunk one evening and during a 'bed' session with the lad of that evening, her on top having fun, she threw-up all over him! :oi-grr:

I thought the funniest part was the guy kept going!

Guys - we get it when we can!!!!!!!!

[Spuds1234]

I had a good night at Scumdogs before the Pissed Penguin this year on Jager and Redbull. I thought I put myself to bed without creating a ruckus aswell and woke up feeling ok-ish.

Got arseholes the next morning for making a hell of a noise in the middle of the night wondering around using my phone as a torch and apparently I tried to turf a chick out of her bed by turning over the bottom of her mattress (she wasnt even sleeping in the room I was in).

Didnt remember a thing. I thought I slept though the whole night.

Turns out I sleep walk when Im drunk.

Good thing that everyone took it good naturedly the next morning, things could have been much much worse if they didnt.

[Highlander]

This thread is useless without photos :whistle:

[Gareth123]

This thread is useless without photos :whistle:

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