Kidnapped [Archive] - Kiwi Biker forums

SixPackBack

4th January 2010, 19:55

$200 into spankme's account two weeks from now or the KB teddy gets it.189049
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/images/misc/pencil.png

R6_kid

4th January 2010, 20:00

That'll teach him for getting pissed and marching around all tough with a cigarette behind his ear and a gun in his hand!

Conquiztador

4th January 2010, 20:09

$200 into spankme's account two weeks from now or the KB teddy gets it.189049
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/images/misc/pencil.png

Who wants a naked ass gay teddy back anyhow?

SixPackBack

4th January 2010, 20:23

Who wants a naked ass gay teddy back anyhow? He appears to hold intrinsic value to some KB members. If the $200 is not delivered forthwith I intend to end teddies life in the finest method of my fore fathers [and over several days].......Hung, drawn and quartered. For entertainment purposes the quartering will utilise a K6 and Hayabusa, and will naturally be videoed.

ManDownUnder

4th January 2010, 20:34

For entertainment purposes the quartering will utilise a K6 and Hayabusa, and will naturally be videoed.

Sorry to be picky, but wouldn't quartering involve 4 vehicles... or are you looking at one limb being removed at a time?

hayd3n

4th January 2010, 20:37

Pussy

4th January 2010, 20:48

Looks like a gay teddy anyway.....

So who cares?

trailblazer

4th January 2010, 21:02

burn the gay teddy

SixPackBack

4th January 2010, 21:10

Sorry to be picky, but wouldn't quartering involve 4 vehicles... or are you looking at one limb being removed at a time?

Details. Pay up KBers or the teddy gets it.

Looks like a gay teddy anyway.....

...........Apparentley he is famous, much like Elton!

So who cares?

ynot slow

4th January 2010, 21:15

I'll pay to see him quartered,much better deal,and won't inform the feds.

And then we get Ted-E-Bear,afterall Strassman is retiring him too after his gigs,maybe a dual cremation for them both.

EJK

4th January 2010, 21:18

My Kate Sheppard piece of plastic paper says the Teddy will eventually get tortured anyways.

SixPackBack

4th January 2010, 21:22

My Kate Sheppard piece of plastic paper says the Teddy will eventually get tortured anyways.

Possible. However, without some CASH I can gaurantee teddies demse will be both long, violent and messy.

For gods sake people THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

Conquiztador

4th January 2010, 21:40

Possible. However, without some CASH I can gaurantee teddies demse will be both long, violent and messy.

For gods sake people THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

Now we know you are full of shit. He has no dick so there is no children!

jimmy 2006

5th January 2010, 06:54

Now we know you are full of shit. He has no dick so there is no children!

ha! the truth comes out.

Genie

5th January 2010, 07:20

From what I hear this teddy is the life and soul of the party....best the money is paid!

Mikkel

5th January 2010, 10:53

He appears to hold intrinsic value to some KB members. If the $200 is not delivered forthwith I intend to end teddies life in the finest method of my fore fathers [and over several days].......Hung, drawn and quartered. For entertainment purposes the quartering will utilise a K6 and Hayabusa, and will naturally be videoed.

Surely you must mean half-hung, drawn and quartered. Otherwise the drawn and quartered part of the method kinda looses its impact.

Sorry to be picky, but wouldn't quartering involve 4 vehicles... or are you looking at one limb being removed at a time?

I do believe draft horses are the traditional modus operandi for quartering. Unless we're talking about the variation of stoning which involves (a lot) of quarters...

peasea

5th January 2010, 10:58

Now we know you are full of shit. He has no dick so there is no children!

OMG, terrible linguistic skills. It should read; "there ARE no children". Child, singular, children, plural. The child is, the children are.

Rolls eyes, bangs head on table.

Genie

5th January 2010, 11:08

OMG, terrible linguistic skills. It should read; "there ARE no children". Child, singular, children, plural. The child is, the children are.

Rolls eyes, bangs head on table.

keep banging that head......

Foxzee

5th January 2010, 12:04

Now we know you are full of shit. He has no dick so there is no children!

Look you are going off topic...we are talking about the Teddy not Carver....LOL

Oppz looking for a rock to hide under now......

Conquiztador

5th January 2010, 12:08

From what I hear this teddy is the life and soul of the party....best the money is paid!

I suppose if the Teddy Bear Picnic is the highlight of your social calendar that would be true... ;)

Conquiztador

5th January 2010, 12:13

OMG, terrible linguistic skills. It should read; "there ARE no children". Child, singular, children, plural. The child is, the children are.

Rolls eyes, bangs head on table.

Still, no tool... or is that tools as we are talking re the possibility that there are no plural children either?

sinfull

5th January 2010, 12:23

Come on guys, lets keep this thread on topic aye !!!

Kill the fucka !

Foxzee

5th January 2010, 12:27

Come on guys, lets keep this thread on topic aye !!!

Kill the fucka !

The bear will come back to haunt old men!!!!!!!!!!!!......LMAO

sinfull

5th January 2010, 12:31

The bear will come back to haunt old men!!!!!!!!!!!!......LMAOYour just jealous cause you cant have me !

Foxzee

5th January 2010, 12:44

Your just jealous cause you cant have me !

HAHAHA.......I got stick of waiting in the queue...LOL ....it's busier than a public toilet on a Mardi Gra....LOL

sinfull

5th January 2010, 13:05

HAHAHA.......I got stick of waiting in the queue...LOL ....it's busier than a public toilet on a Mardi Gra....LOL

Mmmm lycra ! You know there's always room on my float for three or four !

peasea

5th January 2010, 13:08

Still, no tool... or is that tools as we are talking re the possibility that there are no plural children either?

Tool; I was listening to some Tool just the other day.
Might go and put a disc on right now, thanks for the idea.

Foxzee

5th January 2010, 13:10

Mmmm lycra ! You know there's always room on my float for three or four !

I heard the MFSC had already reserved those spare spots.....LOL

sinfull

5th January 2010, 13:26

I heard the MFSC had already reserved those spare spots.....LOLCougarin aint my thing though, so sure they can run alongside, But i know who i'd like to see at the head of the b.. i mean float !

Foxzee

5th January 2010, 13:36

Cougarin aint my thing though, so sure they can run alongside, But i know who i'd like to see at the head of the b.. i mean float !

CJ's head would fit through that hole too.......................LMAO

She gunna kill me for that one.....LOL...I can feel the pins already!!!!!

Ratti

5th January 2010, 14:08

As the Lifetime President of the SFPCTB, I feel I should warn you -

We know where you live and

WE ARE WATCHING.....

sinfull

5th January 2010, 14:42

WE ARE WATCHING.....Some ppl could get off on that thought !!!

cc rider

5th January 2010, 15:04

$200 into spankme's account two weeks from now or the KB teddy gets it.189049
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/images/misc/pencil.png

that bear's got a bare botty... does that mean he's already 'got it" (had it) ? :moon:

oh forgot to add "getting it"... my bad :spanking:

CookMySock

5th January 2010, 17:48

I intend to end teddies life in the finest method of my fore fathersHow many fathers do you have? :crazy:

Steve

Genie

5th January 2010, 17:58

he has four (fore)

Fatt Max

5th January 2010, 18:03

Hate to be particular but would you have on in black at all, maybe with a nice lounge suit rather than a dirty leather jacket?

coffeejunkie

6th January 2010, 09:40

CJ's head would fit through that hole too.......................LMAO

She gunna kill me for that one.....LOL...I can feel the pins already!!!!!

What hole will my head fit through? Or do i just not even wanna go there:shutup:

Foxzee

6th January 2010, 09:56

What hole will my head fit through? Or do i just not even wanna go there:shutup:

Sinny's headboard...lol....best we don't go there....:laugh::no::laugh::no:

SPman

6th January 2010, 14:32

he has four (fore) no- that's skin........
You're a bad man, Andrew!

coffeejunkie

6th January 2010, 15:42

Sinny's headboard...lol....best we don't go there....:laugh::no::laugh::no:

:finger::killingme:killingme

Genie

8th January 2010, 07:29

so...is the bear stil alive? Has anyone paid the ransom? Will he ever make it around the whole country?

Cheshire Cat

8th January 2010, 21:48

Details. Pay up KBers or the teddy gets it.

can he come to the meatspin on saturday night? :blip:

The Stranger

8th January 2010, 21:54

How many fathers do you have?

Not as many as you cletus.

SixPackBack

9th January 2010, 07:45

can he come to the meatspin on saturday night? :blip:

You bringing $200?

crazyhorse

9th January 2010, 07:56

So, I can't see any pictures of any teddy bear on here - is it a myth? And are you trying to make a quick buck SPB?

SixPackBack

9th January 2010, 08:02

So, I can't see any pictures of any teddy bear on here - is it a myth? And are you trying to make a quick buck SPB?

Have a look at my original post.

Nearly a week has passed And by now I would have expected to hear from BRU!?...........As one of their members is responsible for letting the bear fall into the hands of the 'evil Mr Sixpack', they as a group are responsible for teddys safe return.

$200 into spankme's account bitches, or the bear gets torn apart.

crazyhorse

9th January 2010, 08:04

Have a look at my original post.

Nearly a week has passed And by now I would have expected to hear from BRU!?...........As one of their members is responsible for letting the bear fall into the hands of the 'evil Mr Sixpack', they as a group are responsible for teddys safe return.

$200 into spankme's account bitches, or the bear gets torn apart.

Ahhh.... tear it apart then :rofl:

I did start at the beginning, but nope! There ain't no picutre, just something that looks like a pencil, but you cannot click on it, well, you can, but nothing happens.

Genie

9th January 2010, 08:11

:p
Ahhh.... tear it apart then :rofl:

I did start at the beginning, but nope! There ain't no picutre, just something that looks like a pencil, but you cannot click on it, well, you can, but nothing happens.

hehe...tear it apart....I like that.

It is only a piece of fluff stuffed with more fluff. Imagine the amount of fluff flying around if he did rip it to shreds...Oh you could give it to my dobermann. He loves to dissect fluffy toys. First the eyes are bitten off, then the nose and then...he really gets stuck in and goes for the guts...fluff for Africa. I buy him new ones from the dump for $1 a toy.

SixPackBack

9th January 2010, 08:25

Ahhh.... tear it apart then :rofl:

I did start at the beginning, but nope! There ain't no picutre, just something that looks like a pencil, but you cannot click on it, well, you can, but nothing happens.

Can you see the little prick now??

189792

crazyhorse

9th January 2010, 08:59

Can you see the little prick now??

189792
Are you an Octophile by any chance?

Good to see you do your housework! LOL :rofl: and the computer is on the couch.............. why? are you teasing the teddy with everybody's concern??

He appears cute - the teddy that is! Make him wave to me, that way I know he is still alive

SixPackBack

9th January 2010, 12:23

Are you an Octophile by any chance?

Good to see you do your housework! LOL :rofl: and the computer is on the couch.............. why? are you teasing the teddy with everybody's concern??

He appears cute - the teddy that is! Make him wave to me, that way I know he is still alive

Teddy asked to be hung!......It appears the dirty little prick has picked up some bad habits while under the care of BRU, and now enjoys gasping (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_asphyxiation).......... He is now to weak to wave.:gob:

Mrs Busa Pete

9th January 2010, 12:32

Teddy asked to be hung!......It appears the dirty little prick has picked up some bad habits while under the care of BRU, and now enjoys gasping (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_asphyxiation).......... He is now to weak to wave.:gob:

Well at lest put his pants back on he might get cold

Ratti

9th January 2010, 15:58

Fluff? soft toys? leather gear?

Kinky...very kinky...

there are folk who would pay a LOT more than 200 for your bear. A genre of sex games involving soft toys and dressing up as an animal...ever wonder why your local sexaid shop sells cute soft toys????

Perhaps you need to consider posting on a different type of site?

Nasty

9th January 2010, 16:38

Well at lest put his pants back on he might get cold

Hmmm last time i saw a picture of him down your pants .. he didn't have any ... from the trip to belguim he should have got some there ... but no not quite too busy enjoying to beer methinks. :):)

Cheshire Cat

10th January 2010, 08:11

sex bear? WTF!?
you people are fucking strange ae.

Gareth51

10th January 2010, 08:54

This Bear is in the wrong thread....http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/73162-Where-s-the-Bear

SixPackBack

10th January 2010, 15:50

Foxzee

10th January 2010, 16:03

Sorry spank. I had every intention of raising $200 from the bitches as ransom money for the bear, unfortunately the offer of a blow job from cheshire cat for the bear's safe return was to good to pass up. Nice touch using the bear to mop up cheshire cat!

You have too much time on ya hands if ya coming up with a fantasy like this SPB....you don't have enough class for the "Cat"...LOL:rofl::rofl:

huff3r

10th January 2010, 16:18

You have too much time on ya hands if ya coming up with a fantasy like this SPB....you don't have enough class for the "Cat"...LOL:rofl::rofl:

Does he have enough for the "Fox" though? :rofl::rofl:

Foxzee

10th January 2010, 16:37

Does he have enough for the "Fox" though? :rofl::rofl:

Well that earns you a "fox" bite ya cheeky shit huff3r....you will keep......LOL:devil2:

The "Fox" and the "Cat" both breathe and move so nah....LOL:bleh::bleh::clap: