Fatt Max
6th January 2010, 14:11
Blimey, takes all sorts
Did a bit of a training walk yesterday while on holiday in the Corromandel. Tairua Hill to Paku Hill and back, hard work in the sun but worth the effort.
Set off at 5pm, got to the foot of Paku 30 minutes later then climbed to the summit. While heading down again through the bush I heard some rustling in the undergrowth and the unmistakeable sound of a geezer just about to pop his brussels, you know the sort, goes like…
“Yeah, yeah, you got it, uh , uh, uh…..” then the classic custard chuck chant of “uuurrrrrggggghhhh yyeaaahhh”
Facking ell, there is some shenanigans going on I thought, and stopped in my tracks to see who the happy couple were.
A man stood up pulling up his shorts, he would have been mid to late 50’s, balding and looking very happy with himself. Oh well, him and the missus must have had the urge so why not, it was quiet on the hill with only this fat bastard out for a walk…..
….then, up gets the partner. Another man, similar age and appearance wiping his face and looking proud that he had done a good job.
My instant reaction was to burst out laughing. They turned and looked at me, shocked to say the least. There was a couple of seconds of uncomfortable silence then I decided to break the ice
“awight lads, d’ya know where I can get a decent ice cream around here, I’m fucking hot, eh”
To which they threw a heap of abuse at me as I ran down the hill singing YMCA……
Fucking brilliant….:eek5:
Did a bit of a training walk yesterday while on holiday in the Corromandel. Tairua Hill to Paku Hill and back, hard work in the sun but worth the effort.
Set off at 5pm, got to the foot of Paku 30 minutes later then climbed to the summit. While heading down again through the bush I heard some rustling in the undergrowth and the unmistakeable sound of a geezer just about to pop his brussels, you know the sort, goes like…
“Yeah, yeah, you got it, uh , uh, uh…..” then the classic custard chuck chant of “uuurrrrrggggghhhh yyeaaahhh”
Facking ell, there is some shenanigans going on I thought, and stopped in my tracks to see who the happy couple were.
A man stood up pulling up his shorts, he would have been mid to late 50’s, balding and looking very happy with himself. Oh well, him and the missus must have had the urge so why not, it was quiet on the hill with only this fat bastard out for a walk…..
….then, up gets the partner. Another man, similar age and appearance wiping his face and looking proud that he had done a good job.
My instant reaction was to burst out laughing. They turned and looked at me, shocked to say the least. There was a couple of seconds of uncomfortable silence then I decided to break the ice
“awight lads, d’ya know where I can get a decent ice cream around here, I’m fucking hot, eh”
To which they threw a heap of abuse at me as I ran down the hill singing YMCA……
Fucking brilliant….:eek5: