Terrorist Proof Airlines (NWS)

[YellowDog]

We at TPA, Terrorist-Proof Airlines, are in the flying business !

We can absolutely guarantee no WALK-ON GUNS, KNIVES, BOX CUTTERS, SHOE-BOMBS or other weapons will ever be carried onto OUR FLIGHTS !

Book your next flight with TPA, the safest airline in the industry.

[Edbear]

Hmmmm... Not so sure, some of their clothing looks baggy enough to hide a weapon...

[sosman]

Yeah but!, Guy's will be carrying something loaded.......... Muhaha!:lol:

[nudemetalz]

Yeah but!, Guy's will be carrying something loaded.......... Muhaha!:lol:

Mutton-guns on full-auto...although looking at some of their ages,..looks like they may get frequent blockages and jams :lol:

[Grumpy]

Sure hope you wash the seat covers between flights.

[slofox]

Do you check that passengers haven't shoved a bomb up their arses?

[Toaster]

I agree... and they could be CRACK weapons specialists.


Hmmmm... Not so sure, some of their clothing looks baggy enough to hide a weapon...

[ynot slow]

Saves getting ya kit off to join mile high club in the bogs.

[Edbear]

Saves getting ya kit off to join mile high club in the bogs.

Umm.. So just where do they join? In the aisles?

[Mully]

Why is it that nudists are always the people you don't want to see naked?

It's a curious statistical anomaly