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Story written: 03 January 2010

Johnstown, PA: Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers "duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters," according to police officials.

"Something just went wrong," said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. "Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong."

The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, "growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats," decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event "in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats." "In fact," said the organizer. "Motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it... Ergo, they should stop."

According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960's era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting "you're murderers" to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.

"They peed on me!!!" charged one activist. "They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me 'La Trene', and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!"

"I... I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket. And, he... He didn't even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, 'You can't prove that.' Next thing I know is he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and not left me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman."

Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers "farted on their heads."

Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation, however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed "surprise" at the allegations.

"That's preposterous," said one high ranking member of the biker organizing committee. "We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome."

When confronted with the allegations of force feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and 'farting on their heads,' the organizer declined to comment in detail. "That's just our secret handshake," assured the organizer.

[Slyer]

That's brilliant.

[gwigs]

Thanks for that ,you just made my day....:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Nasty]

Absolutely brilliant!

[McJim]

How I laughed and laughed. Did they seriously expect anything else?

[SpankMe]

Sounds made up. I don't think even PETA are stupid enough to take on bikers about their leathers.

<img src="http://glossynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/crazy-man-tied-to-tree_01.jpg">

[Slyer]

Of course it's fake. Either that or bad reporting.
I would never make any assumptions about PETA's intelligence though. ;)

[Ixion]

Alas. The source (http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i66233). I like it, though

[Jantar]

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i66233

It may be fake, but I enjoyed it. :D

[pzkpfw]

thespoof

No, they were only peed (and farted) on.

[Mikkel]

Very funny indeed. Loved this bit:


"I... I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket. And, he... He didn't even care.

:rofl:

[noobi]

http://randysright.wordpress.com/2010/01/10/activists-missing-after-declaring-%E2%80%9Cwar-on-leather%E2%80%9D-at-motorcycle-rally/


Activists Missing After Declaring “War on Leather” at Motorcycle Rally

Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials.
“Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”

The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, “growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats,” decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event “in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats.” “In fact,” said the organizer, “motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it…ergo, they should stop.”

According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960’s era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting “you’re murderers” to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.

“They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’, and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”

“I…I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket, and he…he didn’t even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, ‘You can’t prove that.’ Next thing I know he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman.”

Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers “farted on their heads.”

Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation, however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed “surprise” at the allegations.

“That’s preposterous,” said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee. “We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome.”

When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret handshake,” assured the organizer.

http://glossynews.com/society/201001070305/activists-missing-after-declaring-war-on-leather-at-motorcycle-rally/

[shrub]

Fantastic!

[Supermac Jr]

Priceless :laugh::clap::lol:

[wbks]

http://www.best-news-site-ever.com/index.php?p=1_115

[CookMySock]

Max, you missed out on a good day out mate. Especially the farting on their heads bit. Nice.

Steve

[CookMySock]

Max, you missed out on a good day out mate. Especially the farting on their heads bit. Nice.

Steve

[Tank]

"When confronted with the allegations of force feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and 'farting on their heads,' the organizer declined to comment in detail. "That's just our secret handshake," assured the organizer"

Hey - there is an idea - we should have a secret Kiwibiker wave ....

[munster]

Brilliant, but it needs a warning. Do not read while eating, food ends up on the keyboard!

[wbks]

"When confronted with the allegations of force feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and 'farting on their heads,' the organizer declined to comment in detail. "That's just our secret handshake," assured the organizer"

Hey - there is an idea - we should have a secret Kiwibiker wave ....Why hasn't someone thought of this, already?...

[P38]

I like it.......

Clever bastards those motorcyclists :yes:

Note to self.........

Add two more rolls of duct tape to the C50t's breakdown kit in case of emergency :devil2:



Although those PETA Chicks are usually bloody Hot!!!! :drool:

[wbks]

Although those PETA Chicks are usually bloody Hot!!!! :drool:3 more rolls, then? :lol:

[george formby]

http://glossynews.com/society/201001070305/activists-missing-after-declaring-war-on-leather-at-motorcycle-rally/

[rachprice]

thats gold!

[gatch]

thats gold!

hilaaaaaaaarious even.

[KiWiP]

“Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”

Oh yes! And how did they expect it to go right?

[P38]

See what I mean............ :drool:

Well you will when I figure out how to attach a pic from my hard drive that is. :yes:

[Big Dave]

http://glossynews.com/society/201001070305/activists-missing-after-declaring-war-on-leather-at-motorcycle-rally/

Probably a repost - don't care - eye cacked.

[Reckless]

Thanks for that mate Blardy funny!!

[P38]

See what I mean............ :drool:

Well you will when I figure out how to attach a pic from my hard drive that is. :yes:

Took a while but I got there in the end.

Examples of Hot Peta Chicks

[scott411]

> Subject: FW: Motorcycle Rally
> Activists Missing After Declaring “War on Leather” at Motorcycle Rally
>
> (Embedded image moved to file: pic18352.gif)Activists Missing After
> Declaring “War on Leather” at Motorcycle Rally
>
>
>
> Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) – Local and state police scoured the hills
> outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights
> activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather
> at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously
> reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside
> several fast food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials.
>
>
> “Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the
> protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”
>
>
> The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups,
> “growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older
> women wearing leather or fur coats,” decided to protest the annual
> motorcycle club event “in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton
> use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats.” “In fact,” said the
> organizer, “motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing
> leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we
> disagree with them using it…ergo, they should stop.”
>
>
> According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960’s
> era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled
> with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting “you’re murderers”
> to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.
>
>
> “They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked
> like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’, and duct taped me to a
> tree so they could pee on me all day!”
>
>
> “I…I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket,
> and he…he didn’t even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was,
> ‘You can’t prove that.’ Next thing I know he forced me to ride on the back
> of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl
> friend was out of town and I was almost a woman.”
>
>
> Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under
> duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers
> “farted on their heads.”
>
>
> Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the
> ongoing nature of the investigation, however, organizers for the motorcycle
> club rally expressed “surprise” at the allegations.
>
>
> “That’s preposterous,” said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing
> committee. “We were having a party, and these people showed up and were
> very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to
> ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party!
> What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all
> members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about
> inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to
> be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make
> them feel welcome.”
>
>
> When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activists meat,
> using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food
> restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined
> to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret handshake,” assured the
> organizer.
>

[scott411]

> Subject: FW: Motorcycle Rally
> Activists Missing After Declaring “War on Leather” at Motorcycle Rally
>
> (Embedded image moved to file: pic18352.gif)Activists Missing After
> Declaring “War on Leather” at Motorcycle Rally
>
>
>
> Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) – Local and state police scoured the hills
> outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights
> activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather
> at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously
> reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside
> several fast food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials.
>
>
> “Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the
> protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”
>
>
> The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups,
> “growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older
> women wearing leather or fur coats,” decided to protest the annual
> motorcycle club event “in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton
> use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats.” “In fact,” said the
> organizer, “motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing
> leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we
> disagree with them using it…ergo, they should stop.”
>
>
> According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960’s
> era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled
> with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting “you’re murderers”
> to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.
>
>
> “They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked
> like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’, and duct taped me to a
> tree so they could pee on me all day!”
>
>
> “I…I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket,
> and he…he didn’t even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was,
> ‘You can’t prove that.’ Next thing I know he forced me to ride on the back
> of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl
> friend was out of town and I was almost a woman.”
>
>
> Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under
> duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers
> “farted on their heads.”
>
>
> Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the
> ongoing nature of the investigation, however, organizers for the motorcycle
> club rally expressed “surprise” at the allegations.
>
>
> “That’s preposterous,” said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing
> committee. “We were having a party, and these people showed up and were
> very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to
> ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party!
> What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all
> members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about
> inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to
> be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make
> them feel welcome.”
>
>
> When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activists meat,
> using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food
> restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined
> to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret handshake,” assured the
> organizer.
>

[marty]

I like it.......

Clever bastards those motorcyclists :yes:

Note to self.........

Add two more rolls of duct tape to the C50t's breakdown kit in case of emergency :devil2:



Although those PETA Chicks are usually bloody Hot!!!! :drool:

unfortunately, most of them are 'hot' because they still have all their hair attached

[kwaka_crasher]

I so hope it's true!

http://tinyurl.com/yalmv3y :killingme

[Laxi]

:rofl: what ever happened to a good ol beating? freakn laugh though

[martybabe]

That is sweet justice and funny, as to it's authenticity meh, it's what should have happened, hope it did.

[onearmedbandit]

Sorry guy's it's not true. And it's a repost.

[kwaka_crasher]

And it's a repost.

I did search but came up with nothing. The searching is so fucked now anyway - the format is crap.

[onearmedbandit]

I did search but came up with nothing. The searching is so fucked now anyway - the format is crap.

Really? I used the search function to find this thread by just grabbing some of the text from your link and putting it into KB's search box, it found it straight away. What did you try? No dramas anyway.

[kwaka_crasher]

Really? I used the search function to find this thread by just grabbing some of the text from your link and putting it into KB's search box, it found it straight away. What did you try? No dramas anyway.

I seached for "randysright".

Try seaching for all the posts of a specific user using ADVANCED SEARCH. Using my own name, I get ONE result. Just one.

[Swoop]

What would they be worried about? PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals!