Bazza's bike - Warning, pictures may offend

[Fatt Max]

Fark this is funny,

Spent new years at my mates place in Kennedy Bay. We were having a beer and a yarn like you do when Bazza, one of the friendly locals, rocks up on his Honda Lead 125 to say gidday.

I just about choked on my beer when I saw the state of the thing. It is started with a bent nail that is tied to the dash. When asked why, Bazza replied that it would stop would be theives from wrecking the bike, simply use the key provided.

The front tyre was as bald as a baby's arse and the rego ran out in 2002. Needless to say, Bazza will be staging the ultimate ACC protest by not paying his rego......

Mrs Max enquired about the road rules in the area to which Bazza replied "dont get caught darlin'...".

Big smiles all round.

Check the bike out. I'm phoning Guiness as I beleive there must be a record here somewhere

[hayd3n]

i cant quite see the tires
wheres the plate?

[sosman]

Sweet ride!......its just missing the carry basket in front "with a loaf of bread hanging out" & a pannier bag rear, then ya can try the cold kiwi hill climb.:laugh:

Actually one shouldn't laugh as there's one in the garage that fits that description :devil2:

" at least mine has been on the back wheel! "

[FJRider]

Paint needs work ... :innocent:

[shrub]

I never thought I'd say this, but that is one SHARP looking scooter.:2thumbsup:2thumbsup

[.produKt]

OMG!

Your coils are showing ;)

[CookMySock]

Heh the dash reminds me of the starship enterprise. The old one.

Hol' on tight, captn', wee gunna be scrapin oer pegs haer a wee bit noo, and eef we luckee, a wee bidda plarstick. :crazy:

Steve

[DangerMice]

Good polish & buff and she'll be good as new

[YellowDog]

Best Advice: Patent the design and sell it back to Honda.

[caseye]

Tell me that this Bazza guy isn't the same basic size an shape that you are Max! PLEASE.

[frogfeaturesFZR]

Bet he uses it for pig hunting, plenty of pigs in those Coromandel Ranges !

[Lurch]

After the nuclear holocaust all that will be left is cockroaches and this bike.

You have to admit that they sure don't make them like that any more.

[Genie]

well, that has to say something for the honda....don't they ever die!!!!

[Insanity_rules]

That is a freak bus! Good on em!

[Sable]

I thoroughly approve.

[avgas]

It probably still passes dean on a GN250

[DarkLord]

I love the fact that the headlights are held together by about a kilometre of duct tape.