Kicking in the door

[slofox]

I felt like doing just this this morning when some youngish person of the female persuasion decided not to merge lanes in an orderly fashion but to barge past me since I was "only on a motorbike"...I didn't yield since I was feeling pretty shitty with the world anyway and she finally dropped in behind...which made no difference at all since at the next lights we both stopped and she was in the other lane anyway...which is when I exercised maximum self control and didn't kick the door in...:angry2:

Which brings me to the point of this rant. This person was driving a Suzuki Swift. In a fashion that I have come to associate with the particular combination of younger female driver in that model car. I am beginning to wonder if, when they buy the thing, they get a sealed section of the driver's manual that instructs them in how to drive it like a tit. Viz, with mucho aggro. Maybe it's a Tron thing, but I see it a lot here. Is this universal or is it just my perception? Anyone else have this experience?

This is not the first such combo I have seen. Over the years there have been a few. Like the original Volkswagen Beetle that came complete with complex - "My veedub is better than ANY other car on the road and goes faster than all of them combined!" This one, back in the day, was the domain of the younger male driver.

And of course we all know what happens to people who buy an SUV...their sealed section instructs them that they are invulnerable and therefore are not subject to any road rules at all...

Meh, I am truly old and cranky today...maybe I should just :shutup:

[steve_t]

Nice self control :niceone: Did you glare at her when you pulled up at the lights?

[scissorhands]

We are not allowed to talk like that about woman drivers in NZ, it discrimination.

I'm seriously interested in statistical information. Apart from highly represented boy racers and juvenile adult male drivers, I wonder how many deaths can be attributed to poor driving from females.

[Genie]

it's not the car...it's the attitude of the drivers....happens in boys and girls, young old, fat, ugly, black, white and brown.

Oh it must be a human thing, soem have grown beyond that mentality but some never do.

good one you for not kicking in the door.....

[Fatt Max]

Been there mate, well done for showing restraint, that must have been hard..

I find it's the 20 somethings in their flash sporty cars that mummy and daddy bought them for Crimbo. They trawy Remuera, Parnell and Ponsonby basically with the 'I Own The Road' attitude.

It's all sorts and it's all over the country.

+1 for Steve T's question 'Did you glare at her?'

[Flatcap]

Like the original Volkswagen Beetle that came complete with complex - "My veedub is better than ANY other car on the road and goes faster than all of them combined!"
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That's because Hitler designed it

[Mrs Cowboyz]

it's not the car...it's the attitude of the drivers....happens in boys and girls, young old, fat, ugly, black, white and brown.

Oh it must be a human thing, soem have grown beyond that mentality but some never do.

good one you for not kicking in the door.....

agree....its called common courtesy, if you have this for other drivers then you are doing well. Patience is a good factor too!

[Genie]

agree....its called common courtesy, if you have this for other drivers then you are doing well. Patience is a good factor too!

thank you Mrs Cowboyz..... it is also needed in other areas of our daily lives, not just on the road.....

[bogan]

We are not allowed to talk like that about woman drivers in NZ, it discrimination.

I'm seriously interested in statistical information. Apart from highly represented boy racers and juvenile adult male drivers, I wonder how many deaths can be attributed to poor driving from females.

they don't collect that sort of information, could lead to discrimination doncha know :shit:

[Tank]

That's because Hitler designed it

No - It was designed by Porsche - Hitler gave the order or "pulled the trigger" so to speak.

[Taz]

Why not just yield and save yourself the grief?

[Flatcap]

No - It was designed by Porsche - Hitler gave the order or "pulled the trigger" so to speak.

Designed by Porsche to satisfy Hitler's specific requirements

[EgliHonda]

Sadly, when young and spunky many sheilas get away with crap driving 'cos blokes want to bone them. Unfortunately their poor driving continues once they are shagged out old slappers, as they have never had to learn otherwise.

On reflection, the probability of rooting some random hotty in a car is so slight we should give them shit in the first place...

[bogan]

Sadly, when young and spunky many sheilas get away with crap driving 'cos blokes want to bone them. Unfortunately their poor driving continuues once they are shagged out old slappers, as they have never had to learn otherwise.

On reflection, the probability of rooting some random hotty in a car is so slight we should give them shit in the first place...

especially if its a swift, she would probably have to be a gymnast :blip:

[scissorhands]

I was a passenger in a cage with a hot girl driver. Even though she was doing near 80 in a 50k area and surly toward the officer, the male officer really wanted to let her off, if she was nicer toward him.

Unfortunately, she had that 'I'm a babe, let me through' attitude, so got a ticket. We were heading home for sex which wasnt very good after receiving a hefty fine. Post ticket stress orgasm is a real fizzer....

[kiwifruit]

I felt like doing just this this ...which is when I exercised maximum self control and didn't kick the door in...:angry2:


Good on you! :-)

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[cowboyz]

thank you Mrs Cowboyz..... it is also needed in other areas of our daily lives, not just on the road.....

I want patience and I want it NOW!

[slofox]

Nice self control :niceone: Did you glare at her when you pulled up at the lights?

I did just that - even honked the Stebel at her. She studiously avoided any eye contact...funny that.


Why not just yield and save yourself the grief?

Good advice. Normally I would do that but like I said, I was in a pretty shitty mood and did not react well to the blatant aggression of the driver...I think she must have been late for work - had hospital uniform on and headed for the staff carpark after the second lights. Maybe she ought to get up earlier in the morning...

[jaymzw]

So there are other stereotypes that go with their respective cars too;

Any model Volvo - absolute cunts who should be avoided at all costs. They seem to have a hate specifically toward bikers
Mazda Demio - Seem to always be full of oldies on their way to a picnic at Orewa. Really enjoy doing 35 in a 50 or 75 in a 100
Volkswagen Polo - A favourite for newly licenced sexy teenage girls. Comes in the mandatory purple and is likely to cause car accidents as you drool over them.

Hmm any others?

[Dave Lobster]

Any model Volvo - absolute cunts who should be avoided at all costs. They seem to have a hate specifically toward bikers

Not all bikers.

[wbks]

So there are other stereotypes that go with their respective cars too;

Any model Volvo - absolute cunts who should be avoided at all costs. They seem to have a hate specifically toward bikers
Mazda Demio - Seem to always be full of oldies on their way to a picnic at Orewa. Really enjoy doing 35 in a 50 or 75 in a 100
Volkswagen Polo - A favourite for newly licenced sexy teenage girls. Comes in the mandatory purple and is likely to cause car accidents as you drool over them.

Hmm any others?Forwarded with the adition of Honda Integra's, or sometimes civics. It doesn't matter if you're doing 110 down the narrorest road in NZ just about destroying your car trying to tow something at that speed, they will still spin out and pass you 100meters from a passing lane with their finger up etc because you aren't going as fast as they want... Right before they slow down to the exact same speed a k up the road.

[SMOKEU]

So there are other stereotypes that go with their respective cars too;

Any model Volvo - absolute cunts who should be avoided at all costs. They seem to have a hate specifically toward bikers
Mazda Demio - Seem to always be full of oldies on their way to a picnic at Orewa. Really enjoy doing 35 in a 50 or 75 in a 100
Volkswagen Polo - A favourite for newly licenced sexy teenage girls. Comes in the mandatory purple and is likely to cause car accidents as you drool over them.

Hmm any others?

Sacked out R32 Skylines and A31 Cefiros - the driver usually doesn't care about how much of a tosser they look like driving the thing, nor do they care about other road users.

[HenryDorsetCase]

I was a passenger in a cage with a hot girl driver. Even though she was doing near 80 in a 50k area and surly toward the officer, the male officer really wanted to let her off, if she was nicer toward him.

Unfortunately, she had that 'I'm a babe, let me through' attitude, so got a ticket. We were heading home for sex which wasnt very good after receiving a hefty fine. Post ticket stress orgasm is a real fizzer....

yours, presumably, since all men have heard the myth of the female orgasm, but its like bigfoot or moose in South Westland: sure, they're supposed to exist, but come on, who's seen one?.

[slofox]

who's seen one?.

I have...:woohoo:

[steve_t]

Sacked out R32 Skylines and A31 Cefiros - the driver usually doesn't care about how much of a tosser they look like driving the thing, nor do they care about other road users.

I like the ones with chrome mags up front and stock steel wheels on the back :lol::clap::laugh::laugh::laugh::tugger:

[PrincessBandit]

Well if you ever get grief from a young chickie in a red mx5 in Hammy while on your bike yell at her that she'll have to face the wrath of her aunty, and then in turn her mum!

[huff3r]

Volkswagen Polo - A favourite for newly licenced sexy teenage girls. Comes in the mandatory purple and is likely to cause car accidents as you drool over them.


Bahaha i was fixing one of these for one of my 19yr old mates today, she hit a ute. Terrible driver for sure, laid back and believes she'll be sweet :lol:
Cept it was red not purple... hehe radiator was almost bent into a U-shape!