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Tryhard
16th January 2010, 19:48
I'm talking about me.
Lying here typing with my left hand because I cant use my right.
Lying here because I cant bend my leg. It is also heavily strapped up.
Cant wait to get all the gravel out from under my skin.
Yeah the good old A & E. Like meeting an old friend. Yip they still had my details. Different address but that doesnt matter. Prices have gone up though wow! What happened to $5 acc?

Started like this. New bike yesterday. Went for a test spin in shorts and tee shirt today.


WHAT A DICK.

A word of warning. Even if u r going up the shops PUT ON YOUR BLOODY GEAR!

Shopping for parts for ninja DAM
OnCam
16th January 2010, 19:53
bummer dude, was out over the shore today riding saw a few riding in t's and shorts, hearing stories like this im glad i sweated my ass off for 4 hours in leathers.
wbks
16th January 2010, 20:01
hahahahaha I always see people around on bikes in shorts and shirts but never hear of what happens to them once they're out of eyesight
steve_t
16th January 2010, 20:10
Doh. Lesson learnt. Hope you recover quickly!
You're not the only one. Youtube has quite a few vids of people binning their brand new bikes :weep:
Mudfart
16th January 2010, 20:11
rubbing one out is gonna be a mish....
The Everlasting
16th January 2010, 20:13
Bummer,what caused you to lose it?
Grasshopperus
16th January 2010, 20:14
Don't take it too personally but



WHAT A DICK.
sil3nt
16th January 2010, 20:14
What exactly happened? And what parts do you need?
Genie
16th January 2010, 20:20
Glad to see you still alive but yeah...you're a dick. Sorry to hear you binned your new bike....that would hurt as much as the gravel rash!

Heal fast and wear the gear - it's HOT!!!!
Ypawa
16th January 2010, 20:25
You learn by your mistakes - wear your gear always - plain n simple .... hopefully youll recover fast...so get well soon.
YellowDog
16th January 2010, 20:33
Hey Tryhard. Real sorry to hear about your off.

There's no point stating the bleeding obvious so I won't.

Curious to know what happened to cause your pain?

Take it easy and heal well.

YD
sosman
16th January 2010, 21:10
Shit Happens!
puddy
16th January 2010, 21:20
Pictures or it never happened. You and the bike.
SixPackBack
16th January 2010, 21:58
Lame troll......
peasea
16th January 2010, 22:07
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joMK1WZjP7g&feature=player_embedded
Qkchk
17th January 2010, 07:15
Lame troll......

Bloody logins cut it out ratbags
crazyhorse
17th January 2010, 07:23
I'm talking about me.
Lying here typing with my left hand because I cant use my right.
Lying here because I cant bend my leg. It is also heavily strapped up.
Cant wait to get all the gravel out from under my skin.
Yeah the good old A & E. Like meeting an old friend. Yip they still had my details. Different address but that doesnt matter. Prices have gone up though wow! What happened to $5 acc?

Started like this. New bike yesterday. Went for a test spin in shorts and tee shirt today.


WHAT A DICK.

A word of warning. Even if u r going up the shops PUT ON YOUR BLOODY GEAR!

Shopping for parts for ninja DAM

Hope you have learnt that even a test ride, you should wear your proper gear. Glad you are ok.
CookMySock
17th January 2010, 07:23
LOL thats funny.

Steve
boomer
17th January 2010, 07:36
It's got nothing to do with not wearing the right gear.. it's all because you can't ride properly.....! Learn to ride muppet.

I went and got pissed in shorts and jandals the other night and still rode home without binning... .. pppffft blaming ya gear... numpty !
Qkkid
17th January 2010, 07:41
It's got nothing to do with not wearing the right gear.. it's all because you can't ride properly.....! Learn to ride muppet.

I went and got pissed in shorts and jandals the other night and still rode home without binning... .. pppffft blaming ya gear... numpty !

They should bloody well learn to ride in the nude:banana: i say
one fast tl1ooo
17th January 2010, 07:48
It's got nothing to do with not wearing the right gear.. it's all because you can't ride properly.....! Learn to ride muppet.

I went and got pissed in shorts and jandals the other night and still rode home without binning... .. pppffft blaming ya gear... numpty !

well said. its the rider
marty
17th January 2010, 08:52
ingredients: newby, no gear, no licence, no insurance, no idea.
method: go for a ride.

result: gravel under your skin. LOL
6ft5
17th January 2010, 09:00
oh you nob, you should inform some of the other that thing not using gear is cool!
Mrs Busa Pete
17th January 2010, 09:07
They should bloody well learn to ride in the nude:banana: i say

You do it first and others will follow
MSTRS
17th January 2010, 09:15
You do it first and others will follow

Who'd want to follow Steve's arse?:no:
grantnz
17th January 2010, 09:46
I'm talking about me.
Lying here typing with my left hand because I cant use my right.
Lying here because I cant bend my leg. It is also heavily strapped up.
Cant wait to get all the gravel out from under my skin.
Yeah the good old A & E. Like meeting an old friend. Yip they still had my details. Different address but that doesnt matter. Prices have gone up though wow! What happened to $5 acc?

Started like this. New bike yesterday. Went for a test spin in shorts and tee shirt today.


WHAT A DICK.

A word of warning. Even if u r going up the shops PUT ON YOUR BLOODY GEAR!

Shopping for parts for ninja DAM

Don't be so hard on yourself. Having just returned from Coromandal, the biggest dick lives up there. This is the dick who rents out 50cc scooters to young kids on their car license. We were sitting across the road watching him rent 6 scooters to a bunch of kids clad in boardies and jandals for the guys, and bikinis for the chicks, one chick did not even have jandals on. One girl had obviously only ridden 2 things in her life, the boyfriend and maybe her bicycle when she was at school. The renter dude was running beside her trying to stop her crashing, and after 15 mins of "instruction" sent them on their way. We left Whitianga heading back towards Tairua and met them on the road, wobbling all over the place, holding up traffic and looking for somewhere to have a crash. Saw them again during the day and they would have covered 120 kms of main road that day with no gear. The wanker that rents these things should be taken out back and executed.
This is one of the reasons we are getting screwed over by National and ACC.
marty
17th January 2010, 10:20
Saw them again during the day and they would have covered 120 kms of main road that day with no gear. The wanker that rents these things should be taken out back and executed.
.

1. they didn't crash.
2. he's entitled to be doing what he's doing. long-time licence laws allow him do do it.
Toaster
17th January 2010, 10:29
They should bloody well learn to ride in the nude:banana: i say

Brings new meaning to "show us ya tank protector" !!
Number One
17th January 2010, 10:32
Mr Tryhard you said it best....but I also agree that your pain was not caused by the t-shirt and shorts....

Hopefully your story serves to let other new (and perhaps unco type) bikers know that they should always wear some gear when riding...especially when new to riding and taking a different bike out for a first 'test spin'

Hope the gravel rash ain't too bad - apparently it even hurts when you piss and no I don't mean when you piss on it.
Herman Jelmet
17th January 2010, 10:54
How's the bike???
Mudfart
17th January 2010, 12:09
Mass nude bikeio on national nude day?
Number One
17th January 2010, 12:17
Mass nude bikeio on national nude day?

*shudder*....