Ratzons' Rules

[davereid]

1 No women shall marry nor shall any woman attack another, either verbally or physically.
Fine: 2,000 shekels (£330) into the family kitty

2 No woman shall question another about her whereabouts.
Fine: 100 shekels

3 No conversation is permitted in rooms other than the living room. It is forbidden to talk nonsense.
Fine: 200 shekels

4 No woman shall sit idle when there are dishes to be washed, cleaning to be done, children to look after etc.
Fine: 2,000 shekels

5 Any two women caught fighting will be punished equally.
Fine: 2,000 shekels

6 It is absolutely forbidden to question Ratzon on his whereabouts or intention.
Fine: 400 shekels

7 It is permissible to ask to accompany him; but refusal is to be accepted without appeal.
Fine: 300 shekels

8 No woman shall interrupt Ratzon or intervene in matters not concerning her.
Fine: 500 shekels

9 All orders are to be obeyed immediately.
Fine: 300 shekels

10 No woman shall work while a man of over 12 years of age is in the house.
Fine 3,000 shekels


http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10620571

Goel Ratzon kept 17 women in a state of near-total obedience in at least three apartments in the Tel Aviv area.

I have spent my life in a vain attempt to control one woman. Maybe he is the messiah !

[rapid van cleef]

oh what bliss

[Big Dave]

I hope they put him in the cell with chopper.
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[rainman]

I have spent my life in a vain attempt to control one woman.

There's your first mistake.