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Hamish Carlson
17th January 2010, 17:46
Boo lol. I know your there

Miscreant
17th January 2010, 18:10
Boo lol. I know your there

Well done.
Only january and we already have both thread and post of the year.

Slyer
17th January 2010, 19:13
Your Jafa pwning skills are remarkable!

motorbyclist
17th January 2010, 21:41
yep, totally pwned him...

shit I'd be surprised if can even muster the courage to respond to that one

Squiggles
17th January 2010, 21:57
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PirateJafa
17th January 2010, 21:59
Them be fighting words.

How about you ride that GSX, or drive that Datsun ute around to my place tomorrow then, and we'll sort this out with pistols at dawn?

I'd suggest putting out the fire in your Datsun first. Or fitting an un-chernobyl'd engine in the GSX.

Hamish Carlson
18th January 2010, 17:50
Your place? I'll stand over your bed when your asleep tonight and cut you so bad, you'll forever wish I didn't cut you so bad. My gsx is older than you, respect your elders.

PirateJafa
18th January 2010, 17:51
I'LL BREAK YOU LiKE A FUCKIN' TWIG, PUNY HUMAN!

<img src="http://thewwesmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/SNAG-0002.jpg">

Hamish Carlson
18th January 2010, 18:01
Bitch please, you must have a mental disease, assume the position and get back down on your knees.

PirateJafa
18th January 2010, 19:54
Bitch please, go and buy some more fuckin' biscuits, because I've just finished omnom'ing all your squiggles.

Slyer
18th January 2010, 20:19
Your place? I'll stand over your bed when your asleep tonight and cut you so bad, you'll forever wish I didn't cut you so bad.
FU6OrcyUU0o
God bless family guy.

motorbyclist
18th January 2010, 23:08
assume the position and get back down on your knees.


I've just finished omnom'ing all your squiggles.

wait, what?

Hamish Carlson
19th January 2010, 04:02
Apparently he raped squiggles? Thats a bit shocking, albeit not unexpected behaviour from a pirate.

PirateJafa
19th January 2010, 06:35
Apparently he raped squiggles? Thats a bit shocking, albeit not unexpected behaviour from a pirate.

I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations. :love:

Hamish Carlson
19th January 2010, 08:49
I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations. :love:

Poor thani, poor hanne, WON"T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!

PirateJafa
19th January 2010, 08:52
Poor Thani, poor Hanne, WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

C'mon Farmer Joe, you can do better'n that? ;)

Hamish Carlson
19th January 2010, 08:57
C'mon Farmer Joe, you can do better'n that? ;)

Cut a g some slack, I'm either lazy or stupid, I'll say lazy. I mean, I did three gruelling years of Latin so chumps like you wouldn't pwn me on spelling. But alas s*** happens - you ride a kwaka that doesn't even have stainless headers. Cheap anyone?

PirateJafa
19th January 2010, 09:00
Cut a g some slack, I'm either lazy or stupid, I'll say lazy. I mean, I did three gruelling years of Latin so chumps like you wouldn't pwn me on spelling. But alas s*** happens - you ride a kwaka that doesn't even have stainless headers. Cheap anyone?

And you ride a GSX that has the crank sitting on the back seat of your ute... ;)

Suppose it says something about the build quality of them thar Suzuki motorbiycles.

Hamish Carlson
19th January 2010, 09:03
And you ride a GSX that has the crank sitting on the back seat of your ute... ;)

Suppose it says something about the build quality of them thar Suzuki motorbiycles.

Ummm, excuse me, I managed to destroy a 'bullet-proof' engine. That takes a LOT of time and dedication. Do you have any idea how much flak I copped from all the mechanics, both suzuki and other brands. And anyway, when your engine reaches 28 odd years old and is still putting out power, get back to me.

PirateJafa
19th January 2010, 09:07
Ummm, excuse me, I managed to destroy a 'bullet-proof' engine. That takes a LOT of time and dedication.

Or about one week in the possession of Real Wolf.

rachprice
19th January 2010, 09:24
And you ride a GSX that has the crank sitting on the back seat of your ute... ;)

Suppose it says something about the build quality of them thar Suzuki motorbiycles.

Shut up, just because you have gone to the dark side!!

PirateJafa
19th January 2010, 09:28
Shut up, just because you have gone to the dark side!!

Speak of the devil! Trust you to turn up as we're talking about people breaking motorbikes - you're damn near the boss at that aren't ya? ;)

motorbyclist
19th January 2010, 10:10
Apparently he raped squiggles? .

the way I read it, he "ate" YOUR squiggle....

but you're not gay, just your boyfriend is, eh?

:buggerd:

rachprice
19th January 2010, 10:39
Speak of the devil! Trust you to turn up as we're talking about people breaking motorbikes - you're damn near the boss at that aren't ya? ;)

Doubt it...technically I haven't broken any!!
My RGV blew a head gasket when my friend was riding it (the rest wasnt my fault either haha - thing was near older than you and had done 65,000km), I haven't broken my vfr, I didnt break my friends RG - though somehow I have ended up with it in pieces on my floor to play with oh and I havent broken my RM (yet)

Hamish Carlson
19th January 2010, 13:03
Screw you you hippy jafa. Make my rep in the negatives wills ya, I'll destroy you.

Hamish Carlson
19th January 2010, 19:31
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education ~ Mark Twain. -- Useless fact from unky larry, mark twain is a pseudonym for many authors :cool: . Some people say I need a life. I say I'll beat you with a stick till my arm gets sore, then go down to the pub and drink away the pain of a sore arm. And yeah, thanks jafa for killing my rep, all I want is a healthy 0.

PirateJafa
19th January 2010, 19:40
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Hamish Carlson
19th January 2010, 19:43
I think it's best before a fight breaks out between us that I pop back to the mechanical threads where I've been all these years. But just remember, next time you take the kwaka out for a spin.... I might or mightn't be on the other side of the lights; watching, waiting for my chance. You won't see me as you still haven't seen my bike properly

bogan
19th January 2010, 19:45
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PirateJafa
19th January 2010, 19:45
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Danae
20th January 2010, 08:12
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Real_Wolf
20th January 2010, 09:41
Or about one week in the possession of Real Wolf.

Sif, it was like two weeks. Unless you consider the fact that it was bump started more than electrically started as broken

Thani-B
20th January 2010, 10:02
I've just finished omnom'ing all your squiggles.

You what??!?

Dare
28th February 2010, 08:19
You what??!?
It's not as dirty as it sounds. I hope.


And you ride a GSX that has the crank sitting on the back seat of your ute... ;)

Suppose it says something about the build quality of them thar Suzuki motorbiycles.

It's not a bug it's a feature.