What are your skills and how can we exploit them?

[ScarFace]

Team, I am unsure if this has been done before on these Forums but I have seen it on other forums and its a really good idea.

If everyone was to post their skills, places they work or have pulling power and the like so that other members may be able to exploit these skills.

So here is my contribution:

ScarFace:
Work at the Uni Rec Gym Hamilton, LifeGuard at the Campus Pools Waikato, Studying Sports and Leisure Studies/Geography/Secondary Teaching.

[Stirts]

I can touch my nose with my tongue!

[Crasherfromwayback]

I sell motorcycles for a living.

[bogan]

i can drink while standing on my head

[Pussy]

I am a guano transfer technician

[MSTRS]

I have 6 kids. 3 are mine.

[Brian d marge]

See my avatar

CAD , CGI Rapid prototyping FEA used to be a Honda technician up till 93 , have lovely bits of paper that mean nowt , Now make bike bits ! ie design, ( well watch old peter sellers movies and pretend I am working )

but be warned even though I use open source software , the costs of prototyping can go very high very quickly

Stephen

This add was paid for through the " can anyone lend us a fiver corporation of Japan "

[Headbanger]

I can post on the interwebs

[vtec]

I race motorbikes
I've worked as a bicycle and a motorcycle courier in Auckland
I was Auckland 400m running champion in 2005
I'm a qualified Quantity Surveyor
I'm working as an A/C, Refrigeration dude
I cycled round Taupo in 5 hours on a single speed in 09
I can speak basic Spanish
I can touch type, and can understand basic Java, and build computers from components (who can't)
I can do quite complex mechanical work on motorcycles
I can read tyres hehe
I can ride a unicycle
I was a National Judo Champion as an early teen for several years.

I would make an excellent Transporter, ala the movie "The Transporter".

[sidecar bob]

Team, I am unsure if this has been done before on these Forums but I have seen it on other forums and its a really good idea.

If everyone was to post their skills, places they work or have pulling power and the like so that other members may be able to exploit these skills.

So here is my contribution:

ScarFace:
Work at the Uni Rec Gym Hamilton, LifeGuard at the Campus Pools Waikato, Studying Sports and Leisure Studies/Geography/Secondary Teaching.
To be blatantly frank with you, theres bugger all there thats really any use to anyone, unless you happen to be drowning at the Campus Pools.

[AD345]

I have the uncanny ability to determine EXACTLY which bike/rider to not wave at in order to generate the largest amount of fear and loathing

[scumdog]

I can make people happy.

or miserable.

[PrincessBandit]

I'm a nerdy muso. Dunno how that could be exploited on here tho.

[FROSTY]

I can make people happy.

or miserable.
VERY VERY miserable.

[scumdog]

VERY VERY miserable.

Ah, some people just can't help but talk themselves into a morass of misery - again and again...those people I do not socialise with.

[tri boy]

Kanny reckons I'm a "Master Farter"
Just need to wedge a tuba in my anus, and I'll be a shoe in for the NZ symphony.

[FROSTY]

for a whole different reason I see the same thing--again and again. Wonder why people think that debts just dissaper if you go to a different suburb.

[sidecar bob]

I can ride a unicycle


Ahh, Twas your unicycle i commandeered at the TRRS???
I think you missed out that you were the co winner of the 3 hour endurance race in '08 too.

[MIXONE]

I have 6 kids. 3 are mine.

I have four kids.Six are mine.

[MIXONE]

I won my last fight by 400 metres.

[Tashad]

@vtec: do you look like jason Statham?? he is going to be my next husband......

[Love my Bonnie]

My teenager tells me I can be a complete bitch!

Is that helpful to anyone?

[BoristheBiter]

i have an amazing ability to piss people off.

[Virago]

I've had a gutsful of being exploited...

[nudemetalz]

I know how to,.....errr,.. work with naked metals...

[gilly]

I work at 'Spookers' where they pay me to be rude and scream at people - my dream job.

During the day I have to work at a newspaper in order to pay the serious bills.

Most of you will have seen me on TV in adverts - but you won't have recognised me.

[vindy500]

I can make websites, anyone want a website?

[CookMySock]

I'm a clown, but other than that I do a little bit of everything.

Steve

[Kornholio]

Team, I am unsure if this has been done before on these Forums but I have seen it on other forums and its a really good idea.

If everyone was to post their skills, places they work or have pulling power and the like so that other members may be able to exploit these skills.

So here is my contribution:

ScarFace:
Work at the Uni Rec Gym Hamilton, LifeGuard at the Campus Pools Waikato, Studying Sports and Leisure Studies/Geography/Secondary Teaching.

So you're good for fuck all then :p

[sosman]

I can wheel stand a honda Lead125............ok...... in all seriousness A street magic too!

[Virago]

I'm a clown, but other than that I do a little bit of everything.

Even those lovely nut sprinkles...?:)

[Str8 Jacket]

I test games for playstation.

[Blackshear]

I can fuck things up easily :lol:

I can polish pretty fucking good with the right tools, too.
Mirror finish-like.

[MIXONE]

I can make websites, anyone want a website?

Do I have to supply the wool?

[Taz]

Kanny reckons I'm a "Master Farter"
.

I just get called "Master Bater" :(

[gatch]

I can turn useful pieces of metal into rubble very quickly with lathes and millings machines.

OOOO and sometimes turn the lathe and mill into rubble as well..

[Edbear]

www.hotwatercylinder.co.nz
www.plumbers.co.nz
www.solarheating.co.nz

[ScarFace]

To be blatantly frank with you, theres bugger all there thats really any use to anyone, unless you happen to be drowning at the Campus Pools.

You just wait til you get in the deep end Sir, its 1.4 meters.

And Ouch.

[vindy500]

Do I have to supply the wool?

unfortunately, yes

[vtec]

@vtec: do you look like jason Statham?? he is going to be my next husband......

Not really, although I've quit cycling and running for now cause I'm trying to put some muscle on. So maybe soon, at least I've got the broken nose, although not a pretty broken nose. And I've got big fluffy blonde hair instead of shaved. So not really at all, maybe slightly owen wilsonish. Who do you look like Tashad?

[GOONR]

Kanny reckons I'm a "Master Farter"
Just need to wedge a tuba in my anus, and I'll be a shoe in for the NZ symphony.

I can make a farting noise from my nose!

[Subike]

I can
I can
I can
um
um
oh yeah!
collect my dole

[James Deuce]

I test games for playstation.
I've a mate who does that for a living. Srsly.

[gatch]

I've a mate who does that for a living. Srsly.

I shall kills him.

[Big Dave]

I can juggle three golf balls while riding a motorcycle.

[KiWiP]

I'm allowed crayons..

but only at the weekend....

and only if I haven't bitten anyone.....

[LBD]

Most of you will have seen me on TV in adverts - but you won't have recognised me.

Yes I have spotted you in a commercial.......Madge in the palmolive add.....right?

I can look at pages of numbers and tell you your engine/transmission/Torquecoverter/hydraulic/diff /final drive eor other oil filled machine compartment is buggered....or not. And I know boats

[Swoop]

I have the ability to convert beer into water.


My teenager tells me I can be a complete bitch!

Is that helpful to anyone?
Can you please pop down to the Inland Revenue office and increase their blood pressures by at least 25 points?:yes:

[mashman]

I'm great at stripping bolts, i mean rethreading bolts incorrectly, have a natural talent for utterly destroying things that seemed to be completely fooked anyway and seem to be able to turn gold into lead.

[yungatart]

I have 6 kids. 3 are mine.

We have 6 kids...4 are mine!
I can add an extra potato to the pot and feed another 10 people....
and I'm really good at reading...

[EJK]

I'm useless. I can't be recycled sorry.

[SMOKEU]

I have the ability to convert beer into water.


I have the ablility to convert water into beer. And I can make some mean spirits as well.

[Swoop]

I have the ablility to convert water into beer. And I can make some mean spirits as well.
A truly gifted one!!!
I can turn water into exploding beer bottles...:weep:

[rachprice]

Ill be able to prescribe in 3 years

[gatch]

Ill be able to prescribe in 3 years

You can be my friend :)

In 3 years :p

[sidecar bob]

I have the ablility to convert water into beer. And I can make some mean spirits as well.

I have the ability to convert beer into piss. And i can make some mean gas as well.

[Ferkletastic]

Sound engineer. I make stuff sound gooder.

[Big Dave]

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[phred]

Apparently I have no skills that are of any value to anyone as I am STILL seeking paid employment and being rejected.....Oh So rejected.....

[rachprice]

You can be my friend :)

In 3 years :p

Whatever......you beg me to hang out with you

[The Everlasting]

Apparently I have no skills that are of any value to anyone as I am STILL seeking paid employment and being rejected.....Oh So rejected.....


Aww,I'm sure that's not true!!

[Pussy]

Ill be able to prescribe in 3 years[QUOTE]
[QUOTE=gatch;1129616066]You can be my friend :)

In 3 years :p

You don't need a prescription for pile cream, gatch!

You're welcome! :)

[The Everlasting]

I can watch TV for hours,and also make a hell of a mess in the kitchen during ads.


Not sure if that helps anyone..:lol:

[Lilly2w]

I have a really big collection of bangles, prolly bout 60 AND I can make jam.

[Fatt Max]

I can write and record a song about any person in 3 hours...all I need is a name, sexual preference, preferred underwear colour and any embarrasing stories.....

[Ratti]

I can make great fudge...maybe I could have a stall to raise money for ACC so they dont have to up their fees?

[Big Dave]

I can write and record a song about any person in 3 hours...all I need is a name, sexual preference, preferred underwear colour and any embarrasing stories.....

And what info do you need about the subject?

[boman]

I can touch my nose with my tongue!

Mee too!! I thought I was alone with that talent.

[James Deuce]

I can touch other people's noses with my tongue.

[Hitcher]

I can be really irritating and have yet to meet anybody who, given sufficient time, I cannot completely and utterly piss off.

[The Everlasting]

I can be really irritating and have yet to meet anybody who, given sufficient time, I cannot completely and utterly piss off.


Haha that sounds about right...:p

[The Everlasting]

Oops,double post.

[MIXONE]

I can be really irritating and have yet to meet anybody who, given sufficient time, I cannot completely and utterly piss off.

You must be right because I've never met you and you still piss me off.

[Fatt Max]

I can be really irritating and have yet to meet anybody who, given sufficient time, I cannot completely and utterly piss off.

Thats cos we all luv ya you big fat cuddle bumpkins.....

[Fatt Max]

And what info do you need about the subject?

Location, what happened, how many people of the same / opposite sex invlolved plus any piccies to back it all up, easy really.....
BD, I'm sure you have a few lying around, probably an album's worth, eh

[JimO]

I can touch my nose with my tongue!

i can touch your nose with my tongue

[Hitcher]

You must be right because I've never met you and you still piss me off.

I told you it was a gift.

[Ferkletastic]

Location, what happened, how many people of the same / opposite sex invlolved plus any piccies to back it all up, easy really.....
BD, I'm sure you have a few lying around, probably an album's worth, eh

I'd happily mix said recording.

[Dean]

I got the best one!

Im a half or quarter cast, either way.

- During the summer I can pull off a "gangster" and can call Maori people the N word.
- During Winter im a white civilised european.

Beat that!

[GOONR]

During the summer I can pull off a "gangster"

OK, what ever floats ya boat!

[Bikemad]

im really good at falling asleep in my comfy chair.............

[James Deuce]

OK, what ever floats ya boat!

I get the feeling he may have been helping his uncle jack off a horse.

[Stirts]

i can touch your nose with my tongue

Saweet!!! Now while your there can you suck out that enormous mucusy thick, sticky, slimy wet pudding-like gunk that currently resides inside my nose? Ta!

[MSTRS]

...and can call Maori people the N word.


Psst....they ALL answer to 'Bro'. Not many called Nigel...

[Foxzee]

I'm skilled at multi tasking...I can talk and piss you off at the same time...:bleh:

[JimO]

Saweet!!! Now while your there can you suck out that enormous mucusy thick, sticky, slimy wet pudding-like gunk that currently resides inside my nose? Ta!

that isnt very ladylike

[Kornholio]

that isnt very ladylike

You haven't met our Tina yet have you :D

[cave weta]

I look like John McEnroe- but play tennis like Mr Bean

[cave weta]

Actually one thing that I am good for apart from dirt bike tours is Canvas work. boat covers awnings shade sails- that sort of thing.
26 years in the industry.

www.canvas-doctor.yolasite.com
I have a mobile service so can come to you!

[Tashad]

Not really, although I've quit cycling and running for now cause I'm trying to put some muscle on. So maybe soon, at least I've got the broken nose, although not a pretty broken nose. And I've got big fluffy blonde hair instead of shaved. So not really at all, maybe slightly owen wilsonish. Who do you look like Tashad?+

hmm owen wilson...... :) um i don't really look like anyone
- oohh wait apprarently when my hair is short (which is currently isn't) and have my head at a particular angle and slightly bored look on my face I could.... quite possilby,,, look remotely like Audrey Hepburn... but it is a long shot.

[zxr400#150]

Chef, Motorcycle mechanic, motorcycle racer, and skydiver. all round adrenaline junky

[Hans]

I used to be a security consultant of sorts... I can operate any kind of vehicle-not so flash on a bike though... I have a twisted imagination when it comes to making peoples' lives more interesting.