John Mills awaits my response.

[Big Dave]

I'm taking the rest of the day off to write it.
His email says I just won sixty million pounds on the lottery in the UK.
I would have thought that buying a ticket would have been prerequisite, but no - how lucky am I hey!:wacko:

[R6_kid]

username "John" on here is a Mr. John Mills.

[Big Dave]

Has he got my lottery ticket?

[cs363]

There seems to be some confusion here, as apparently I have also won 60 mil in the UK lottery. Hope John can sort it out, otherwise I'll go you halves eh Dave?

[Big Dave]

Like I'm Nicholas Cage - sheesh!

[cs363]

I think it might take more than some facial prosthetics to pull this one off, you've got a slight height advantage on me.... :lol:

[Big Dave]

Hey - we got 30 mil to spend.

Maybe we could be like Elton and blow it all on coke and flowers.

[nudemetalz]

Well I have a Nigerian dude waiting for my bank account number. I should be able to make about $10M from this so we should all have a party when we become multi-millionares. I might even pay off my mortgage....

[Big Dave]

Someone put the pistons in your avatar the wrong way around. Maybe you could get that fixed too.

[nudemetalz]

Chugga chugga chugga gotta be better than potato potato potato...... ;)

[Big Dave]

pasta pasta pasta

[nudemetalz]

It's called lightweght pushrods, not pasta....

[cs363]

Pushrods? How quaint.

Here's how it should be done:

http://woody-racing.com/Ducativalve.jpg

[Big Dave]

Quaint is under 3 hundy for a major service, pushrod style. But then of course now that we're all rich who cares.

[cs363]

And what's more you could probably whittle a replacement one out of a stick if you ever happened to break one and end up on the side of the road..... :whistle:

But as you say, now that we're all rich who cares? :lol:

[nudemetalz]

And of course it takes me 40 minutes to do all 4 valves (she's only a 2v head) ....how long does a desmo head take?

But of course, we're all rich now :lol:

[cs363]

....how long does a desmo head take?

Doesn't really matter if you have compromising pictures of your Ducati dealer and know a publisher......
Still, now that we're all rich I'm sure neither of them really cares so I'll just pay whatever it costs. You can do that being rich you know.... :lol:

[Big Dave]

This is all getting a bit rich.

[cs363]

Hope the scribes at NBR spell my name correctly.

[nudemetalz]

They should be able to considering it will be scribed on the side of your personal P-51D ;)

[Big Dave]

I worked with Duncan Bridgeman for a while - we called him 'Duncan Disorderly'. Good man.

[cs363]

They should be able to considering it will be scribed on the side of your personal P-51D ;)

More likely a Sea Fury, though the P-51D would do at a pinch...should look nice parked next to the F16.

[cs363]

I worked with Duncan Bridgeman for a while - we called him 'Duncan Disorderly'. Good man.

His spell checker seems to work. I feel reassured.

[nudemetalz]

More likely a Sea Fury, though the P-51D would do at a pinch...should look nice parked next to the F16.

Would it be one with a Centaurus or the re-engined R3350? Personally the Centaurus is the way to go but will dry up your millions with engine rebuilds !!!!!
And an electric jet? Sheez, there are better looking jets,eg F-86 Sabre, Vampire, Tomcat,....

[cs363]

Definitely the Centaurus and damn the expense! The F16 I just like and it's handy for strafing wayward Fletchers.... :lol:

[nudemetalz]

Why strafe when you can afford the latest Sidewinders....bye bye Pussy.....

[cs363]

True, I forgot we were rich now :lol:

Taking that further, why even leave the couch? I might install a SAM7 or similar launcher on the roof and get the fucker next time he flies over......

[Pussy]

Why strafe when you can afford the latest Sidewinders....bye bye Pussy.....


True, I forgot we were rich now :lol:

Taking that further, why even leave the couch? I might install a SAM7 or similar launcher on the roof and get the fucker next time he flies over......
Clearly.... some agent orange or equivalent needs to be dispersed on your respective dwellings.
Bastidges!

[cs363]

Clearly.... some agent orange or equivalent needs to be dispersed on your respective dwellings.
Bastidges!

Better take some chaff up with you then, otherwise I don't think you'll get through the perimeter defences. :whistle:
Besides, who cares.....apparently I'm rich now...

[Pussy]

Better take some chaff up with you then, otherwise I don't think you'll get through the perimeter defences. :whistle:
Besides, who cares.....apparently I'm rich now...

Your Sidewinders may get a bit confused at 100' agl

[cs363]

Your Sidewinders may get a bit confused at 100' agl

You forget, I'm rich now so I'll have a few Stinger's as well. face it, you're fucked.

[Pussy]

You forget, I'm rich now so I'll have a few Stinger's as well. face it, you're fucked.
You've got it in for me, haven't you??
Rich bastard! :p

[cs363]

You've got it in for me, haven't you??
Rich bastard! :p

Well you were threatening to dump unsavoury materials over mine and nudemetalz houses, so you have to expect a little retaliatory action....

[MIXONE]

Now that all you bastards are rich will you still talk to us poor folk?

[cs363]

Now that all you bastards are rich will you srill talk to us poor folk?

Just the ones with proper Italian bikes.... :D

[Pussy]

Just the ones with proper Italian bikes.... :D

Pffffttt!
Rich AND a pasta muncher.....

[MIXONE]

Pffffttt!
Rich AND a pussy muncher.....

There fixed that for ya.

[Big Dave]

ʇunoɔɔɐ ɹǝpunuʍop ʎɯ ǝsn oʇ pǝʇuɐʍ ı pıɐs ı

[Big Dave]

And a Dell laptop!

OFFICIAL WINNING NOTIFICATION.
We are pleased to inform you about the release of the long awaited results of Sweepstakes promotion organized
by Tele2.nl/Microsoft,in conjunction with the foundation for the promotion of software products,(F.P.S.) held this
month of January,2010 in The Netherlands where your email address emerged as one of the online Winning emails
in the 4th category and therefore attracted a cash award of 1,000,000.00 (One million Euros)
and a Dell laptop.

I guess I'll need it to keep track of all my cash.

I'm doing so good I might buy a lottery ticket.

[Big Dave]

Now that all you bastards are rich will you still talk to us poor folk?

Did any of you other winners hear something?

[cs363]

And a Dell laptop? Lucky bastard!
Don't whatever you do buy a ticket, that will drastically reduce your chances of winning anything - I've found that I win much more on lotteries I've never entered.

Haven't heard anything further regarding my winnings, however I have had an influx of of exclusive offers of discounted Viagra and Cialis. No doubt this so I can cope with the hordes of young Russian girls who have also been emailing me offering their services. (Just quietly I think they may be gold diggers, but I'm going to humour them so that I can become NZ's answer to Hugh Hefner)

[Big Dave]

Bloke I know does the Russian Bride thing.
On his third, maybe fourth - have not seen him since Aus.
Some even went longer than the contract. Beautiful wimmens too.

He now has a committee select them.
His Accountant, His Pilot and his Attorney make the shortlist.

[nudemetalz]

A bride that is rushin' around? Hmm...okay !!!

As for Pussy, how does a set of 4 37mm AA guns in my front yard go against a flimsy Fletcher.... ;)

Or....my new purchase of an AH-64 Apache LongBow will easily have a top-speed greater than the FU-24,..and Missus will know how to use the 30mm Chain Gun.... No orange crap getting on mine and cs363's houses :lol:

[cs363]

I imagine your bride isn't doing much rushin around at the moment nudemetalz, the big day must be getting close or have I missed the announcement of reinforcements? :lol:

The AH-64 sounds nice, but frankly versus a doddery old git in a doddery old topdresser it's probably somewhat of an overkill. probably more cost effective to use a Hyobag 250 with a Crossman pellet gun mounted on the bars....
Still, as we're feelthy rich now the cost probably doesn't come into it.

[Pussy]

A bride that is rushin' around? Hmm...okay !!!

As for Pussy, how does a set of 4 37mm AA guns in my front yard go against a flimsy Fletcher.... ;)

Or....my new purchase of an AH-64 Apache LongBow will easily have a top-speed greater than the FU-24,..and Missus will know how to use the 30mm Chain Gun.... No orange crap getting on mine and cs363's houses :lol:


I imagine your bride isn't doing much rushin around at the moment nudemetalz, the big day must be getting close or have I missed the announcement of reinforcements? :lol:

The AH-64 sounds nice, but frankly versus a doddery old git in a doddery old topdresser it's probably somewhat of an overkill. probably more cost effective to use a Hyobag 250 with a Crossman pellet gun mounted on the bars....
Still, as we're feelthy rich now the cost probably doesn't come into it.
Right.... that's it! Time to resort to more serious measures!!

Don't be surprised, you two bastards, when you find sand and super glue in your Vaseline......