Only a Montana man can make you feel like a woman...

[crazyhorse]

A plane passed through a severe storm.

The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse

when one wing was struck by lightning.

One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane

and screamed, "I'm too young to die," she cried.

Then she yelled, "If I'm going to die,

I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!

Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the

desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then a man from Montana stood up in the rear of the plane.

He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.

Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went,

one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt.

Muscles rippled across his chest. She gasped...

Then, he spoke...
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*
*
"Iron this -- and then get me a beer."

[P38]

Hehehehe

Becareful what you ask for!

[R6_kid]

I would have asked for the beer before getting my shirt ironed...

[P38]

I would have asked for the beer before getting my shirt ironed...

True!

I guess the men from Montana just havent quite got their priorities sorted. :apint:

[The Stranger]

A plane passed through a severe storm.

The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse

when one wing was struck by lightning.

One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane

and screamed, "I'm too young to die," she cried.

Then she yelled, "If I'm going to die,

I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!

Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the

desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then a man from New Zealand stood up in the rear of the plane.

He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.

Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went,

one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt.

Muscles rippled across his chest. She gasped...

Then, he spoke...
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*
"Cook me some eggs bitch."

Or the warrior ending perhaps?

[crazyhorse]

I would have asked for the beer before getting my shirt ironed...

:rofl: :rofl:

[FJRider]

Ironing IS womens work afterall, he should not have NEEDED to ask ... :innocent:

[SixPackBack]

I would have asked for the beer before getting my shirt ironed...

Call me strange but I would have shagged her senseless...........:yes:

[scumdog]

Call me strange but I would have shagged her senseless...........:yes:

But AFTER she had ironed the shirt and got the beer, eh?

[vifferman]

But AFTER she had ironed the shirt and got the beer, eh?
Of course not!
She could be ironing the shirt while you were drinking the beer.

[crazyhorse]

Or the warrior ending perhaps?
As if they would have eggs handy on a areoplane ... about to crash.................. Doh!

[crazyhorse]

Call me strange but I would have shagged her senseless...........:yes:
That's cause you're a Kiwi bloke, not a Montana man :rofl: :rofl:

[The Stranger]

As if they would have eggs handy on a areoplane ... about to crash.................. Doh!

Well she better find some hadn't she. You know how it ends if she doesn't.

[Headbanger]

Beer and a blowjob.

[crazyhorse]

Well she better find some hadn't she. You know how it ends if she doesn't.

yeah yeah yeah :rofl:


Beer and a blowjob.

I was waiting for that comment....................... :laugh:

[nallac]

Beer and a blowjob.

just make sure shes careful with that iron..

[ynot slow]

just make sure shes careful with that iron..

She can count herself lucky she was let out of the kitchen,so ironing and taking her from behind would be ok,after she gets a beer for ya.

[shafty]

She can count herself lucky she was let out of the kitchen,so ironing and taking her from behind would be ok,after she gets a beer for ya.

Ya took the words right outta my mouth..............

[davebullet]

Call me strange but I would have shagged her senseless...........:yes:

I would have too... but in front of all those people, would probably have stage fright.

I might have asked for a parachute instead.

[peasea]

Of course not!
She could be ironing the shirt while you were drinking the beer.

...all while you're shagging her.

[peasea]

I might have asked for a parachute instead.

What about a 'raincoat'?

But hey, if the beer came in a bottle you could still have some fun when you'd drunk the contents.