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Krayy
6th May 2005, 15:01
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and a
generic name. For example, the trade name Tylenol is acetaminophen, Aleve
is known as naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprophen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After
consideration by a team of experts, it recently announced it has
settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were
mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course
ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that Viagra will soon
be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a
power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign
claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive
gives new meaning to the names of cocktails and highballs. Pepsi will
market the new formula by the name, Mount & Do.

MrMelon
6th May 2005, 15:14
Heh heh, Take Jammitin® and you too can have old people sex.

Lou Girardin
6th May 2005, 17:14
Heh heh, Take Jammitin® and you too can have old people sex.

There's nothin' bloody wrong with old people sex. Cheeky young whippersnapper.

Biff
6th May 2005, 18:04
There's nothin' bloody wrong with old people sex. Cheeky young whippersnapper.

Speak for youself, I'd rather have sex with young chicks!
Of legal age (+ 5 yearsish) I hasten to add. And I mean the human kind. Poultry does nothing for me.


If I didn't have a Ms Biff of course. Biff ducks as Ms Biff throws a saucepan at him

MikeL
6th May 2005, 20:06
I can understand why the young guys are so pissed off - they've lost the only real advantage they had.

It has always been true that youth and enthusiasm are no match for age and experience. Now the equation is age + experience + potency.
Throw in the odd bit of enthusiasm which we can still muster and, sorry, you whippersnappers, you've got no show...

Storm
7th May 2005, 11:19
You might be right, but you dont mind if I keep trying to disprove that theory do you? :msn-wink:

XTC
7th May 2005, 20:24
I still feel like an 18 year old......


















shame I can't find one....... :o

Sniper
8th May 2005, 09:41
I still feel like an 18 year old......


















shame I can't find one....... :o

Well you cant have mine

WRT
4th August 2005, 12:59
Breaking News

In pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and a generic
name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve is
known as naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen. The FDA
has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After consideration by a
team of government experts, it recently announced it has settled on the
generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were
mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course
ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that Viagra will soon be
available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power
beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims
it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives new
meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and! just a good old-
fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name
of Mount & Do.

Hillbilly
31st October 2006, 18:57
Subject: Pharmacology

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call th is a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Mr. Peanut
31st October 2006, 19:07
LMAO ty ty ty ^_^

Sniper
31st October 2006, 20:00
Repost dude :bleh: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=673519&highlight=Viagra#post673519

SlashWylde
31st October 2006, 21:20
I haven't seen it before, It's pretty funny too. Thanks Hillbilly.

Hillbilly
1st November 2006, 00:51
These jokes were sent to me from the US to my Yahoo account. I guess they've been around the world a few times, but I'd never seen it before.

Stirts
11th November 2008, 10:44
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Panadol also has a generic name of Paracetamol. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Nurofen is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO...

Thought for the day:
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky Boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Hemex
11th November 2008, 10:51
... power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO...


Hmmm... I hear more crying's of "Its too hard to swallow" :lol:

Hemex
11th November 2008, 10:53
Thought for the day:
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky Boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Opening the doors to rediscovery!! :lol::Punk:

Max Preload
11th November 2008, 10:59
And oldie but a goodie!

mdnzz
11th November 2008, 12:15
Pfizer are also releasing Viagra in eyedrop form, you dont get an erection but you'll look farkin' hard