A work of art - or do you ride it?

[FROSTY]

Saw this on tardme. http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Motorbikes/Motorbikes/Cruiser/auction-268248828.htm How the heck would you ride it without cooking yer eggs ?

[Genie]

oouucch....yeah would burn ya thighs....and why the hell is the supposedly sexy model not looking hot and seductive, where's the smile????

[riffer]

Moot point. With those handlebars I doubt you'd get it VINned.

[rainman]

Well, it's not a work of art.

[ukusa]

I could ride her no probs....
dunno about the bike though, maybe asbestos pants?

[R6_kid]

Just take the exhaust off and slap some exhaust wrap on it.

[dipshit]

..and why the hell is the supposedly sexy model not looking hot and seductive, where's the smile????

She is probably feeling quite humiliated having to stand next to such a tasteless pile of shit.

[dipshit]

Custom and show bikes like that aren't designed for riding.

They are "designed" to be parked in garages and the owners toss off over them all night long.

Wank value is everything to those "designers".

[PrincessBandit]

She is probably feeling quite humiliated having to stand next to such a tasteless pile of shit.

Especially since her poses aren't exactly flattering. Did I see some cellulite??? (You can tell that the bike didn't enthrall me sufficiently to make me overlook other details in the pix)

**sits back and waits for flaming for daring to mention cellulite**

[dipshit]

Especially since her poses aren't exactly flattering.


The photographer is obviously as tasteless and talentless as the bike builder. Bad taste all round really. That poor girl should stop hanging out with such losers.

[Big Col]

Only one Item In that picture that I could ride.

[Bender]

She is probably feeling quite humiliated having to stand next to such a tasteless pile of shit.

What he said.

[The Everlasting]

Only one Item In that picture that I could ride.


Haha true! Same goes for me.

[onearmedbandit]

Hey at least he's asking the right money for it...


Honda Custom rebel 1988

* Asking price: $0
* Listed: Wed 27 Jan, 4:54 pm

[Jonathan]

Moot point. With those handlebars I doubt you'd get it VINned.

Says on the auction that it has current WOF and registration. Pre-dating the modifications ya reckon?

Doesn't even have a place for a number plate...

[88bros]

looks like a sack anyways dosent it??

[Jonathan]

Someone should put in an offer to come around with a rifle to put the poor thing out of its misery.

[dipshit]

Says on the auction that it has current WOF and registration. Pre-dating the modifications ya reckon?

If you go to the web site on the banner behind the bike ( http://shape-shifter.co.nz ) you will see they do their own WOF (and have a supply of "promo girls" as well)

[Conquiztador]

A custom is built to suit your own taste. You customise it. You ride it. I have never understood the "I have money so I will buy a custom" view. But then, I am from the old guard.

But at the same time, to argue or belittle someone elses custom is as pointless as discuss what beer tastes best.

To the builder: Well done. You have a vision and you create something. Clearly you build bikes and have decided to try to make an income from that. Respect!

To the posters on here: The bike is not completed, (No wiring, throttle, clutch etc.) and clearly will have the missing bits added. How many of you have ever built a bike, do you have any idea what it takes?

[Madmax]

sorry ugly

[Jonathan]

A custom is built to suit your own taste. You customise it. You ride it. I have never understood the "I have money so I will buy a custom" view. But then, I am from the old guard.

But at the same time, to argue or belittle someone elses custom is as pointless as discuss what beer tastes best.

To the builder: Well done. You have a vision and you create something. Clearly you build bikes and have decided to try to make an income from that. Respect!

To the posters on here: The bike is not completed, (No wiring, throttle, clutch etc.) and clearly will have the missing bits added. How many of you have ever built a bike, do you have any idea what it takes?

That is true. Although this bike is certainly not my cup of tea, I have checked out those chaps' website and it seems they have the passion and skill to do a job that I would love to have. They do deserve full respect for that.

[oldguy]

A custom is built to suit your own taste. You customise it. You ride it. I have never understood the "I have money so I will buy a custom" view. But then, I am from the old guard.

But at the same time, to argue or belittle someone elses custom is as pointless as discuss what beer tastes best.

To the builder: Well done. You have a vision and you create something. Clearly you build bikes and have decided to try to make an income from that. Respect!

To the posters on here: The bike is not completed, (No wiring, throttle, clutch etc.) and clearly will have the missing bits added. How many of you have ever built a bike, do you have any idea what it takes?

yeah mate, good on who ever built the bike, not like the rest of us, riding factory turned out clones

[Pixie]

I'd buy it.Chuck the bike away and keep the girly

[lanci]

Saw this on tardme. http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Motorbikes/Motorbikes/Cruiser/auction-268248828.htm How the heck would you ride it without cooking yer eggs ?

Real art...

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Motorbikes/Motorbikes/Dirt-bikes//auction-265800021.htm

[The Lone Rider]

Another case of tall poppy syndrome...

[dipshit]

Another case of tall poppy syndrome...

More like how many drugs does someone have to take to get that fucked in the head..??

[imdying]

Real art...

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Motorbikes/Motorbikes/Dirt-bikes//auction-265800021.htm

Go have a look at it in the flesh, it's actually no where near as lucious as you'd think :no: You'd still rape it hard, but it's not actually built as nicely as you'd think (for that sort of coin). Besides, hard to think of a cookie cutter bike as 'art'.