Jetski vs ex-wife/girlfriend

[Madmax]

At athenree boat ramp ,a lady and tribe turn up with a jetski, so far Ok
Then the problems start
First she cant back a trailer (laughing):eek:
Then Mom starts It up and warms i up (on the trailer out of the water)
It sounds wrong so she gives it a big rev and then turns it off,:crazy:
She cant back it into the water so they take off the trailer and push it in to the water,
Then start it up (nice big gulp of nice cold water):blink:
Daughter jumps on and trys to motor off (no life Jacket)
Jetski Motors off very slowly sounding like a lot of gravell in a can (I dam neer pissed myself):clap:
Last seen idling down then harbour
Mom jumps in car to chase it!!!! (would have done better swimming):chase:
Males of the tribe left behind in the park to watch!!!

Mabey Ex Husbands Jetski ???

They just borrowed a kayak to go get it

Whish i was an outboard mech at times like this
:devil2:

[Chooky]

Yer... and these people drive on our roads too...........

[Genie]

At athenree boat ramp ,a lady and tribe turn up with a jetski, so far Ok
Then the problems start
First she cant back a trailer (laughing):eek:
Then Mom starts It up and warms i up (on the trailer out of the water)
It sounds wrong so she gives it a big rev and then turns it off,:crazy:
She cant back it into the water so they take off the trailer and push it in to the water,
Then start it up (nice big gulp of nice cold water):blink:
Daughter jumps on and trys to motor off (no life Jacket)
Jetski Motors off very slowly sounding like a lot of gravell in a can (I dam neer pissed myself):clap:
Last seen idling down then harbour
Mom jumps in car to chase it!!!! (would have done better swimming):chase:
Males of the tribe left behind in the park to watch!!!

Mabey Ex Husbands Jetski ???

They just borrowed a kayak to go get it

Whish i was an outboard mech at times like this
:devil2:

well...you could have been a nice gentlemen and helped instead of laughing your arse off and then taking the mick...FFS

[Madmax]

well...you could have been a nice gentlemen and helped instead of laughing your arse off and then taking the mick...FFS

Someone else told her she should not do that and got told to fuck off
I was going to offer, but the Mom thought she new it all
so we all gave up and went home

and I am a nice gentleman (sort of) i did not tell her how stupid that shit was

[Genie]

Someone else told her she should not do that and got told to fuck off
I was going to offer, but the Mom thought she new it all
so we all gave up and went home

and I am a nice gentleman (sort of) i did not tell her how stupid that shit was


now that just winds me....like someone offers help and they get the f off!!!! what happened to coutesy for one's fellow man!!!!! seves her bloody right...hope she lost the jetski and has no insurance.

[Madmax]

update!
The ski was pulled out at the next boat ramp
Its only biffed a rod, and the bits went through the top end
Im pissed off she did not even listen to advice
(the engine bay looks like a bomb went off in it)
She thinks it was a manufacturing fault????
Bl**dy St**d Bit*8H
OH and is all my fault
(all males)

[merv]

So what are you saying, she wrecked the ex's jetski just like she planned? Any questions she'll say "not me, daughter was riding it!".

[Madmax]

Something like that, this lady was a loon, why the shit? do you want her address?
Im just saying this lady is a moron of weapon grade stupidity and you can have her
HAPPY

[Madmax]

I can give you her car plate if you want IT

[Str8 Jacket]

Ya see, I am trying to figure out why you are so wound up about this. Still...

[Genie]

Ya see, I am trying to figure out why you are so wound up about this. Still...

Personal issues with a Mental women perhaps and this lady bought back all those painful emotions!

[Str8 Jacket]

Personal issues with a Mental women perhaps and this lady bought back all those painful emotions!

But all women are mental?!?! ;)

[Genie]

But all women are mental?!?! ;)

Yes, yes we are........your question is answered. The poor poor man, somebody get him a drink

:apint:

[nudemetalz]

I threw a rod in an ex once.......

[crazyhorse]

At athenree boat ramp ,a lady and tribe turn up with a jetski, so far Ok
Then the problems start................(I dam neer pissed myself)

I'm with you on this one - sometimes its good to be an onlooker and have a huge laugh. Wasn't your problem, as you say she had a "tribe" with her :rofl: and now someone keeps their job because it needs repairs :killingme

[crazyhorse]

But all women are mental?!?! ;)

HELL NO! anyone who agrees with this comment would be :laugh: Actually, come to think of it, I have come across a number of equally dim witted males :whistle: