The BDOTGNZA's guide to posting on Kiwi Biker

[Hitcher]

This sentence contains a provocative statement that attracts the readers’ attention, but really only has very little to do with the topic of the blog post. This sentence claims to follow logically from the first sentence, though the connection is actually rather tenuous. This sentence claims that very few people are willing to admit the obvious inference of the last two sentences, with an implication that the reader is not one of those very few people. This sentence expresses the unwillingness of the writer to be silenced despite going against the popular wisdom. This sentence is a sort of drum roll, preparing the reader for the shocking truth to be contained in the next sentence.

This sentence contains the thesis of the blog post, a trite and obvious statement cast as a dazzling and controversial insight.

[riffer]

So you're really suggesting the majority of KB is either bollocks or trolling then?

[Laava]

Someone at this point, takes up a contrary position, purely on principle. Then proceeds to whip emotions up in others to induce a comical to-ing and fro-ing that should end in abuse that is just shy of the mark re getting infracted. Some logical argument ought to be included but un-necessary and juvenile name-calling is in fact easier to come up with.
Your momma's a pyjama and your sister's a blister.

[Oakie]

And then after 31 posts someone will call someone else a Nazi and talk about freedom of choice.

[Flatcap]

Helen Clark will be mentioned somewhere

[220 Ohms]

Then someone will try (and fail) to introduce a humourous distraction by bringing up the well worn topic of waving.

[MSTRS]

OMG - won't someone think of the children?

[Badjelly]

This sentence no verb.

[bungbung]

About now, some other member will attempt to pervert the initial thread subject by bringing the delights of non-mainstream fermented or distilled beverages to your attention

[Swoop]

Photo's or it never happened.

[mashman]

OMG - won't someone think of the children?

I have a feeling my bling just came through as negative... why i know not... and in keeping on topic, how do i remove red bling?

[MSTRS]

Yes it did. Now the abuse in this thread starts...
Bastard. How dare you red me for a post that wasn't nasty. What did I ever do to you, ya prick?:innocent:

[onearmedbandit]

I have a feeling my bling just came through as negative... why i know not... and in keeping on topic, how do i remove red bling?

Try as you might, and many have, you can never remove red bling. Never.

[mashman]

Yes it did. Now the abuse in this thread starts...
Bastard. How dare you red me for a post that wasn't nasty. What did I ever do to you, ya prick?:innocent:

I ask for understanding and all i get is abuse... invoke article 15 sub paragraph 4.6 of the trollers guide to KB... the race card...... is it coz i is white?

[Ferkletastic]

F**king Harley/Sprot Bike/scooter/push bike/dirt bike/dual sport/camel riders, they're not even real bikers.

[nudemetalz]

As a Strolling Bones member once said "I can't get no, satisfaction....."
His linguistic skills are second to none.

[CookMySock]

So you're really suggesting the majority of KB is either bollocks or trolling then?No, he is saying he didn't understand a word of what they typed. ;)

Steve

[Oakie]

How do i remove red bling?You just wave to it as you go by. It won't wave back and will be forever banished.

[Ronin]

As a Strolling Bones member one said "I can't get no, satisfaction....."
His linguistic skills are second to none.

He is indeed, a cunning linguist.

[Big Dave]

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[Beemer]

And then after 31 posts someone will call someone else a Nazi and talk about freedom of choice.

Don't forget the cops - it will all somehow be their fault too.


Photo's or it never happened.

Argh - if you are talking about more than one photo then it should be photos. If, however, you are talking about something that belongs to the photo, then please carry on using an apostrophe but tell us what the thing is!

[Swoop]

Argh - if you are talking about more than one photo then it should be photos. If, however, you are talking about something that belongs to the photo, then please carry on using an apostrophe but tell us what the thing is!
Photographs.

"Photographs or it didn't happen".

Or should that be "Photographs or it did not happen"?

[cs363]

About now, someone will post another You Tube video mildly associated with the thread topic:

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[sil3nt]

I know surprisingly little about Mr. Hitcher. I know nothing about his background or lineage. I do not know where Hitcher was educated or what he has done besides represent a threat to all the people in the area, indeed, possibly the world. Nevertheless, I can tell you all that you need to know about him. Before I launch into my rant, permit me the prelude caveat that he plans to consign most of us to the role of his servants or slaves. What can you do about that? Start by reading about how this has been documented repeatedly. Become informed about the deceit, lies, and propaganda surrounding his promotion of sexism. Tell everyone you know that we must build a society in which people have a sense of permanence and stability, not chaos and uncertainty. If we fail then all of our sacrifices and all of the dreams and sacrifices of our ancestors will have been in vain. The key is to realize that every time Hitcher gets caught trying to pour a few drops of wormwood into our general enthusiasm, he promises he'll never do so again. Subsequently, his comrades always jump in and explain that he really shouldn't be blamed even if he does because, as they maintain, science is merely a tool invented by the current elite to maintain power. In short, I feel we must provide an antidote to contemporary manifestations of mendacious, adversarial sectarianism. I hope other members of the community feel the same.




I really have no idea what this thread is about i just wanted to use the complaint generator

[Big Dave]

My complaint is that it doesn't generate carriage returns.

[Oakie]

I wish to register a complaint! This parrot.......

[cs363]

I wish to register a complaint! This parrot.......

Excellent, now we can add the compulsory Monty Python sketch:

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[Grasshopperus]

How about the classic thread noob hijack?

Hi all, I'm a new biker LOL! What sort of bike should I get that will provide me with maximum waving while I wear my no gear (coz it's hot!)? I'm thinking about getting a GSXR1000 after I pass my BHS test because my friend, Valentino something, told me that they are cool like me. I can't wait to lane split at 300km/h.

Where are all the hot chick bikers lol lol can someone come over to my place and let me ride their bike please LOL?!

Yours Sincerely
The best biker in the world. LOL!

[Skyryder]

I did not understand the first sentence let alone the post. So is it back to school for me??


Skyryder